assassin weapon.

slit the throat from behind and hide the weapon afterwards

I love playing," Spot the POG". What is this time? Oh, a kid put his arm all the way across the entire frame just to show that he is wearing a uniform. Probably going to get thumbed down for this, but from my two and half years of being in, I can guarantee you that this kid just squirted out of basic a few weeks ago or is a POG (probably both).

Sorry I offended you by not rolling up my sleeve, I took several pictures that did and did not include my sleeve but that was the only one that showed the blade and the time stamp in proper focus. Not really sure why you think I would have anything to prove by showing my ACUs to a bunch of anonymous strangers on the internet, but if you think you have to be hooah by trying to identify POGs on funny picture threads, go ahead.

or he was trying to show you the pen, also big whoop 2 and a half years, lets me guess you're a E-3

That dude is trying way too hard to be hooah, I show a half inch of ACU sleeve and he goes off like a rabid pit bull. We get it guy, you're infantry. Nobody cares.

Making fun of others for being boots (marine term I picked up) is the opposite of being hooah. Learn a little about the military bud.

Aw, is the POG butthurt?

most infantry guys i meet are pretty cool, but then you have the select few who act all high and mighty, like you , but in reality the special forces are the ones who can really talk shit

Whenever I hear about infantry talking shit I like to remind them that without POG's the majority of them would be dead.

Bro, I'm messing around. I don't give a fuck about what MOS you have. It's just fun making fun of POGs.

Damn straight, 68W is all that matters.

haha same here, im just saying SF are the guys to beat

As a Marine, it's my duty to poke fun at any and all Army personnel, regardless if they're cooks to a fucking SFG. Luckily, I never saw any Army SF, (unless the Hoo-ahs count) so I never got my ass kicked.

God damn son, those ACU's are starting to look like some variation of MARPART.

Nah man, that blade is ideal for stabbing. Go for the kidneys from behind or angle up into the diaphram from the front. Or slice the inner thigh. No good in a stand up fight, but if someone isnt paying you much attention you could fuck them up in all kinds of ways.

Where would one buy one ?

On an unrelated note...holy shit that is a huge picture.

What kind of camera did you use?

iPhone 4s haha sorry I uploaded in full resolution

are those woodland usmc cammies

that's why you stab, then slice

Rah?

Woo, technical battle buddies.

You obviously don't realize how soft neck tissue is.

Thumb for Dexter

if i were to get that pen, and sharpen the other side, would i be able to use it for stabbing stuff?
i have a grinder at home. i can probably do it fairly easily.

You have insanely neat handrwriting. But I would too, if every time I fucked up my pen cut me.

hey battle, where yah stationed?

And this tool put a fucking graduation day photo as his profile picture. Holy shit, how motivated can one be? Oh, no blue cord, that solves why he did this.

or you know i went to my uncles military wedding in it, a year and a half ago, also really? you're criticizing me for not being infantry, listen im trying to get my degree, and find a job in the army that will give me experience in the civilian world, and infantry wont do that.

Or, because you're not active, you can be infantry and the same thing you're doing right now and not be a faggot and call others," Battle" like you just got out of basic. Maybe I'm looking into this wrong and you're pursuing a degree online and if that is true you're just stupid. Engineering or Computer Science or go home. No military job other than the few top-tier ones will look decent on your resume.

well thats not fully true, i was able to get a job because i had experience of working in warehouses, and using forklifts, also ive been using the term battle for the past 2 years now, and yeah i understand i can do online college and go active, but you know how much more time i would have to put in for that, the logical thing to do in my situation would be to go to college.

The first half was referring to Reserves or being a Nasty Girl. You know, I was referring to an actual career, not a part time job or making near minimum wage.

Well i do make above minimum wage, actually i make very good money, but if i go active duty i will make a lot less than i do now, so until i go through OCS or ROTC then i dont plan on submitting my packet for deployment

1. I'm National Guard and proud (probably due to being in the best NG brigade in the nation)
2. I went to a senior military college for a year (University of North Georgia)

Have you even started ROTC? Terrible choice.

i have not, i leaning toward OCS after college, but ROTC is always an option, and yeah im reserves up in PA, our national guard is huge though

OCS, by far and you're not guaranteed a slot for the commission. Seen a kid have a 3.7 in Chemistry and was ranked highly in the corps not even pass a review board to even be considered for a commission.

*do

Throats are very soft...

you're on the west coast of the US, but you put the month second?? what is wrong with you? what are you, European? or anywhere else pretty much...

Its the standard for dating documents in the military. I do it for everything now unless it has a guidline that contradicts it.

yeah because it has be universal, that's why the US military also uses the metric system and stuff, i just wanted to mess with him a bit, CoolStoryBrosky this is a reply to you too.

It's a military date

Is that the worlds dirtiest ACU? (short of deployed uniforms)

Nah, i have a couple brand new blouses that are a dark color. sometimes they just end up that way.

Did ya wash em in detergent, like tide and shit? my MCCUUS get kinda pinked up if i wash em wrong by accident.

Ive used the same brand of detergent since BCT. Im a Tide pods man. And I havent washed them, they are brand new.

My combats/FROG gear didnt get washed at all. Smelled like complete ass, SSgt used to joke that it helped us blend in to the indigs better.

I never bothered to smell mine, wasnt on my priority list to worry about the smell.

Believe me, I didnt try to actively smell them.

"If I can't take it on a plane, it's a weapon."

~The man who still has faith in America

where have you bought that cloth? I like it, I want to have pixelated camo as well (if it is like that)

Join the U.S Army bud.

I live in Europe

Well good luck with that.

may not be effective, but you'd get at least one good stab in with it, and if you aim carefully, that's all you need

also, where can i buy one of these? the want is very much do

one stab to the jugular and that not very good knife is now a murder weapon

Or just a pen...?

Where did you get such a cool pen? Can I buy it anywhere on the internet? Nice handwriting by the way.

My dad gave it to me, I'm not entirely sure where he got it. He has a tendency to give me random trinkets with no explanation regarding their origin haha. And thanks

Maybe a stupid question... but why you wear camo?

Probably because hes in the Army, and thats our work uniform.

To blend in of course.

Crap, how could i be so stupid! (slaps own head)

most likely in the military

thats why u get a knife sharpener!

Still if you got stabbed with this, you probably won't feel too good. That's why it is marketed as a self-defense weapon.

Go for the eyes, duh.

you displease me

oh god thats EXACTLY what love is.

Yeah it was pretty rough. Got a D on my first midterm and that lit a fire under my ass. I was doing additional training to get into something called Arnold Air Society which ate up every Sunday, plus study and prep time during the week. Had little time to do much else. I couldn't imagine being an RA too. I probably would have applied otherwise, but ROTC comes first.

As far as I know, people in office can't appear on TV-shows. This one is obviously from before he was elected.
This is also the reason that Arnold Schwarzenegger wasn't playing himself in the movie 2012, he was still governor.

people in office will do bit parts like this every so often. they don't do anything major because they don't have time for it.

Are you sure about that? In that case it has to be a relatively new rule, since I know for a fact that the final question when John Carpenter won Who Wants to Be a Millionaire was; "Which of these Presidents appeared on the television series "Laugh-in"?"

And it was Nixon, who was (99 percent sure) the President at the time...

Ditto. My bank account gained about $1500 after personal expenses in one semester and my education is paid for. Doing that and being an engineering student means I have no life during the semester, but it's definitely worth it.

Going Air Force btw.

Army here, yeah I had a bad last semester and need to pull my ass out of the fire this go round but ultimately as long as I get above a 2.0 I'm alright. I was an RA which was a mistake, plus taking max credits. I have simplified now and I'm equally busy but far more squared away.

Yeah it was pretty rough. Got a D on my first midterm and that lit a fire under my ass. I was doing additional training to get into something called Arnold Air Society which ate up every Sunday, plus study and prep time during the week. Had little time to do much else. I couldn't imagine being an RA too. I probably would have applied otherwise, but ROTC comes first.

This post is him trying to get over himself.

As I said, im actually a little bit too skinny. But yeah, thats pretty much the same. I know, what you mean.

Yeah, but im pretty sure that even though dogs can't show their sadness properly, would still make whining noises.
Like some dogs, when their owner falls over and hurts themselves will start whining because they're upset about their owner being hurt

i need one

This is another dog reverse sneezing.
It sounds more painful in this dog, but im putting that down to the fact that it's a smaller dog and they make that sort of noise anyway.

I could see how it might be that, I'm not sure because my dog doesn't do that as intensely. He does it, but just a little. I'm sure they feel sadness at the loss of their owner, but maybe they don't show sadness in as clear a way.

Yeah, but im pretty sure that even though dogs can't show their sadness properly, would still make whining noises.
Like some dogs, when their owner falls over and hurts themselves will start whining because they're upset about their owner being hurt

What makes you think he's heterosexual?

He has a child that looks like him. I guess if you wanna be obnoxiously PC you could say he did a test tube thing with a surrogate or something but I'll be annoyed at you about it.