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#45 - "You'll get over it eventually, kid." 3edgy…  [+] (12 new replies) 09/26/2014 on adrenaline>fear>regret>pain +2
#48 - megayoming (09/26/2014) [-]
An expectation is not a deceleration of a specific desire.

I hope ww3 starts after i die, I do wish to be alive however.

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#62 - goldenglimmer (09/26/2014) [-]
de·sire (d-zr)
tr.v. de·sired, de·sir·ing, de·sires
1. To wish or long for; want.
2. To express a wish for; request.

You said you kinda hoped the biker in the gif broke his back, which to me equates to wishing harm on him in some degree, albeit somewhat conditionally due to your use of the word "kinda". Nonetheless, saying you "kinda hoped" he would break his back can't be considered "an expectation". I'll admit calling it a desire would be pushing it; it was more of an interest. You wanted him to get hurt, plain and simple.
If this isn't the case, then you chose your words poorly.

"I hope ww3 starts after i die, I do wish to be alive however."
You want to be alive after you're dead? I can't say I understand this sentence. Still, if you actually hope WW3 will happen (as long as you're not here to experience it), then you are, for lack of more eloquent words, an absolute selfish asshole. I may have misinterpreted you, though.
#77 - megayoming (09/26/2014) [-]
A desire/Wish can be exaggerated this does not mean the one hopping a certain outcome will get it nor does it mean he will receive it by whimsy of his own will.

I did not make the comment to "Hope he wishes he breaks his back" I only came to correct an error do not misjudge the situation.

My individual hope is to not see the world at war in my life time and hope that i will not suffer or be near this said suffering, I merely say i do not wish to die as war of global scale has lead to innocent deaths.

Im selfish in the regard that i do not want to suffer or see suffering that i cannot ignore i can ignore my foods past life, i can ignore wars beyond my time or events out of my view as we all can and do. I cannot ignore an injured bird cat or doge in pain without mental outrage at turmoil.

"Allow me to live life not to survive torture"
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#78 - metalcoldreaper (09/26/2014) [-]
#rekt
#111 - anon (09/26/2014) [-]
>replying to your alt account

Maximum autism achieved
#49 - metalcoldreaper (09/26/2014) [-]
thank you for explaining it to him. I see idiots like this biking all the time in australia, guess what. When they fall off, they try to sue.

And honestly? I laugh. n laugh. N laugh.

So paintplayer n goldenglimmer getting mad over me expecting an outcome that probably happened to their stupid childish asses, I don't honestly care. Cause a few people (Like yourself mega) Actually get why.

Stay classy.
P.S i also think they're the same person at this point, One logged off when the other logged on. Guessing he doesn't want the red thumbs on his main?
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#73 - goldenglimmer (09/26/2014) [-]
Man, you two sure like your assumptions, dontcha?

"Let me defend the guy who wished bodily harm on a human being he doesn't know, based on the assumption that had this human being having sustained said bodily harm, he would proceed to litigate the assumed owner of the assumed private property, because I'll assume that this biker is an absolute idiot".
- metalcoldreaper

Hey, don't get me wrong, I get your frustration. People abusing the justice system for personal gain are despicable, and should be punished accordingly (accordingly not being their backs being broken).

Also, I wasn't mad. I was disgusted. Disgusted that someone wished harm on a person he doesn't even know, so there goes another one of your assumptions. Oh, and I've never even touched a dirtbike (not really my thing, sorry dude), and I've never broken a single bone (drink milk bro, dat calcium), so I can't really relate to the scenario. You, on the other hand, have already told everyone here that you yourself can relate to the video (dirtbiking in Austrlia and all), and proceeded to, as I said, spew out loads of unfounded assumptions, which were thus based on... wait for it... things that happened to your childish ass *gasp*... but alas, the irony is probably lost on you.

Oh, and no, I'm not paintplayer. I've never met this person before in my life, but he seems cool. Lol, "main"? This is funnyjunk, not RuneScape.

P.S. Look up the definition of classy. You and mega are definitely not the archetypes.
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#146 - paintplayer (09/27/2014) [-]
Lol they're tryhards bro don't worry about em. Anyone who monitors when one person gets on and the other gets off has way too much time on his hands.
#79 - megayoming (09/26/2014) [-]
Personal Inquiry of a situation does not mean that person is in inherently evil. The attempt the Motorist made was a risk he rolled a chance and failed.

This is the internet where Porn and Trolling are a norm. You expect people to be better and are disgusted with our indifference to life as we escape it. Have you ever considered that not every one has your experiences and knowledge. Some are slow with numbers and fast with their body.

If you want to call this man a monster for speaking his mind on a website that is now the Bastion of free speech than leave. this is not a county where you must get a passport and job transfer nor do you have to be worried about losing friends no one is any ones fiend.

If you expect the world to be Morally correct then join the SJW with their radical action then you might get to spew your flickery some place else.

TL;DR you may question him but don't tell him hes outright evil from the getko. Go elsewhere if you cannot coup with circumstances.
#82 - metalcoldreaper (09/26/2014) [-]
Double Rekt. Finish him.

to be fair, As i keep trying to tell people Goldenglimmer, I'm a very sarcastic bastard. An Australian one at that, Someone falls over. WE LAUGH. We're not a pussy fucking nation who needs someone to hold our hand. I explained why i said what i did, But it seems you and your bumchum LeonhardT to explain to your trolling asses.

I've ridden Dirtbikes since i was around 8, Immediately watching the video, I can fucking see the dude isn't wearing appropriate gear. AND HERE"S WHY.

Helmet- Helmet's always good.
Gloves- Fuckers look like they're from a fucking hardware store NOT dirtbike gloves.
overalls- I honestly cannot tell if they're swimming overalls he's drawn over or what. So i won't count that
Chest brace- At first i thought it was a Very weird item to have, i watched the gif a few times and i noticed its a back brace. So instead of wearing the right protect gear, this cunt went "Hey, backbrace because, Case i break me spine ;)"

Then there's the shit i already pointed out. I ain't even mad at this point, Just testing how smart you people are because your best insults are "Kid" while i'm sitting here laughing thinking about going to play Arma 3 with the new zombie mod, Or listen to you cunts dig yourselves a grave.

I'm not here to be people's friends on Funnyjunk. I meet some i can be friends with but i'm here for the fucking funny's man, And to be honest. I laughed when i seen the guy fall.

And i didn't even feel bad.
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#75 - metalcoldreaper (09/26/2014) [-]
That's cool.
#46 - metalcoldreaper (09/26/2014) [-]
#41 - It literally takes nothing for you not to wish bodily harm on …  [+] (14 new replies) 09/26/2014 on adrenaline>fear>regret>pain 0
#44 - metalcoldreaper (09/26/2014) [-]
Yeah, i'm a 12 year old kid like everyone else on this website. You'll get over it eventually, kid.

Seriously come up with something i havn't heard before. Original insult is original 10/10 - IGN.

In other news, i don't care. I explained my thoughts on this.
#45 - paintplayer (09/26/2014) [-]
"You'll get over it eventually, kid."

3edgy5me lololol xd Xxmetalcoldreaper420xX 360 noscope ftw
#48 - megayoming (09/26/2014) [-]
An expectation is not a deceleration of a specific desire.

I hope ww3 starts after i die, I do wish to be alive however.

User avatar
#62 - goldenglimmer (09/26/2014) [-]
de·sire (d-zr)
tr.v. de·sired, de·sir·ing, de·sires
1. To wish or long for; want.
2. To express a wish for; request.

You said you kinda hoped the biker in the gif broke his back, which to me equates to wishing harm on him in some degree, albeit somewhat conditionally due to your use of the word "kinda". Nonetheless, saying you "kinda hoped" he would break his back can't be considered "an expectation". I'll admit calling it a desire would be pushing it; it was more of an interest. You wanted him to get hurt, plain and simple.
If this isn't the case, then you chose your words poorly.

"I hope ww3 starts after i die, I do wish to be alive however."
You want to be alive after you're dead? I can't say I understand this sentence. Still, if you actually hope WW3 will happen (as long as you're not here to experience it), then you are, for lack of more eloquent words, an absolute selfish asshole. I may have misinterpreted you, though.
#77 - megayoming (09/26/2014) [-]
A desire/Wish can be exaggerated this does not mean the one hopping a certain outcome will get it nor does it mean he will receive it by whimsy of his own will.

I did not make the comment to "Hope he wishes he breaks his back" I only came to correct an error do not misjudge the situation.

My individual hope is to not see the world at war in my life time and hope that i will not suffer or be near this said suffering, I merely say i do not wish to die as war of global scale has lead to innocent deaths.

Im selfish in the regard that i do not want to suffer or see suffering that i cannot ignore i can ignore my foods past life, i can ignore wars beyond my time or events out of my view as we all can and do. I cannot ignore an injured bird cat or doge in pain without mental outrage at turmoil.

"Allow me to live life not to survive torture"
User avatar
#78 - metalcoldreaper (09/26/2014) [-]
#rekt
#111 - anon (09/26/2014) [-]
>replying to your alt account

Maximum autism achieved
#49 - metalcoldreaper (09/26/2014) [-]
thank you for explaining it to him. I see idiots like this biking all the time in australia, guess what. When they fall off, they try to sue.

And honestly? I laugh. n laugh. N laugh.

So paintplayer n goldenglimmer getting mad over me expecting an outcome that probably happened to their stupid childish asses, I don't honestly care. Cause a few people (Like yourself mega) Actually get why.

Stay classy.
P.S i also think they're the same person at this point, One logged off when the other logged on. Guessing he doesn't want the red thumbs on his main?
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#73 - goldenglimmer (09/26/2014) [-]
Man, you two sure like your assumptions, dontcha?

"Let me defend the guy who wished bodily harm on a human being he doesn't know, based on the assumption that had this human being having sustained said bodily harm, he would proceed to litigate the assumed owner of the assumed private property, because I'll assume that this biker is an absolute idiot".
- metalcoldreaper

Hey, don't get me wrong, I get your frustration. People abusing the justice system for personal gain are despicable, and should be punished accordingly (accordingly not being their backs being broken).

Also, I wasn't mad. I was disgusted. Disgusted that someone wished harm on a person he doesn't even know, so there goes another one of your assumptions. Oh, and I've never even touched a dirtbike (not really my thing, sorry dude), and I've never broken a single bone (drink milk bro, dat calcium), so I can't really relate to the scenario. You, on the other hand, have already told everyone here that you yourself can relate to the video (dirtbiking in Austrlia and all), and proceeded to, as I said, spew out loads of unfounded assumptions, which were thus based on... wait for it... things that happened to your childish ass *gasp*... but alas, the irony is probably lost on you.

Oh, and no, I'm not paintplayer. I've never met this person before in my life, but he seems cool. Lol, "main"? This is funnyjunk, not RuneScape.

P.S. Look up the definition of classy. You and mega are definitely not the archetypes.
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#146 - paintplayer (09/27/2014) [-]
Lol they're tryhards bro don't worry about em. Anyone who monitors when one person gets on and the other gets off has way too much time on his hands.
#79 - megayoming (09/26/2014) [-]
Personal Inquiry of a situation does not mean that person is in inherently evil. The attempt the Motorist made was a risk he rolled a chance and failed.

This is the internet where Porn and Trolling are a norm. You expect people to be better and are disgusted with our indifference to life as we escape it. Have you ever considered that not every one has your experiences and knowledge. Some are slow with numbers and fast with their body.

If you want to call this man a monster for speaking his mind on a website that is now the Bastion of free speech than leave. this is not a county where you must get a passport and job transfer nor do you have to be worried about losing friends no one is any ones fiend.

If you expect the world to be Morally correct then join the SJW with their radical action then you might get to spew your flickery some place else.

TL;DR you may question him but don't tell him hes outright evil from the getko. Go elsewhere if you cannot coup with circumstances.
#82 - metalcoldreaper (09/26/2014) [-]
Double Rekt. Finish him.

to be fair, As i keep trying to tell people Goldenglimmer, I'm a very sarcastic bastard. An Australian one at that, Someone falls over. WE LAUGH. We're not a pussy fucking nation who needs someone to hold our hand. I explained why i said what i did, But it seems you and your bumchum LeonhardT to explain to your trolling asses.

I've ridden Dirtbikes since i was around 8, Immediately watching the video, I can fucking see the dude isn't wearing appropriate gear. AND HERE"S WHY.

Helmet- Helmet's always good.
Gloves- Fuckers look like they're from a fucking hardware store NOT dirtbike gloves.
overalls- I honestly cannot tell if they're swimming overalls he's drawn over or what. So i won't count that
Chest brace- At first i thought it was a Very weird item to have, i watched the gif a few times and i noticed its a back brace. So instead of wearing the right protect gear, this cunt went "Hey, backbrace because, Case i break me spine ;)"

Then there's the shit i already pointed out. I ain't even mad at this point, Just testing how smart you people are because your best insults are "Kid" while i'm sitting here laughing thinking about going to play Arma 3 with the new zombie mod, Or listen to you cunts dig yourselves a grave.

I'm not here to be people's friends on Funnyjunk. I meet some i can be friends with but i'm here for the fucking funny's man, And to be honest. I laughed when i seen the guy fall.

And i didn't even feel bad.
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#75 - metalcoldreaper (09/26/2014) [-]
That's cool.
#46 - metalcoldreaper (09/26/2014) [-]
#16 - Where are the legions of people freaking out about how he neve… 09/20/2014 on Tom flirting +1
#14 - Open relationship might be an option, we kinda did that once w…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/19/2014 on pls halp 0
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#15 - tomahawkkit (09/19/2014) [-]
well ya gatta do what ya gatta do
#11 - Yeah I suppose that's true, I would have to be way discreet ab…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/19/2014 on pls halp +1
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#12 - kingpinkie (09/19/2014) [-]
Well from what I've read I'd be suspicious as hell too I've been in this situation aswell....except we where only together for a year and we weren't living together
But yes talking with his gf about it might help clear this up
#9 - It's slightly more complicated because she is also my subordin…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/19/2014 on pls halp +1
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#10 - kingpinkie (09/19/2014) [-]
Hrmm...well it wouldn't have to involve anyone except her right? I mean, just have a discreet chat about it and don't let it get out of hand?
Well atleast the living situation can be solved
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#11 - paintplayer (09/19/2014) [-]
Yeah I suppose that's true, I would have to be way discreet about it though. I also don't want to become known as the paranoid asshole in case I'm wrong.
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#12 - kingpinkie (09/19/2014) [-]
Well from what I've read I'd be suspicious as hell too I've been in this situation aswell....except we where only together for a year and we weren't living together
But yes talking with his gf about it might help clear this up
#7 - We pay separate rent, so financially it wouldn't be a problem …  [+] (5 new replies) 09/19/2014 on pls halp +1
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#8 - kingpinkie (09/19/2014) [-]
Hrmmm.....if you pay separately couldn't you move out if you wanted to?
And couldn't you just pull her away and chat about it? Or is it more complicated en that?
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#9 - paintplayer (09/19/2014) [-]
It's slightly more complicated because she is also my subordinate in the program so their relationship is somewhat inappropriate to begin with. I'm not sure if I can sub-lease via the terms of my lease, but I could ask my landlords.
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#10 - kingpinkie (09/19/2014) [-]
Hrmm...well it wouldn't have to involve anyone except her right? I mean, just have a discreet chat about it and don't let it get out of hand?
Well atleast the living situation can be solved
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#11 - paintplayer (09/19/2014) [-]
Yeah I suppose that's true, I would have to be way discreet about it though. I also don't want to become known as the paranoid asshole in case I'm wrong.
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#12 - kingpinkie (09/19/2014) [-]
Well from what I've read I'd be suspicious as hell too I've been in this situation aswell....except we where only together for a year and we weren't living together
But yes talking with his gf about it might help clear this up
#5 - The twist: we live together. How does this affect my…  [+] (8 new replies) 09/19/2014 on pls halp +1
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#16 - retardxatxlarge (09/19/2014) [-]
You need to stop making excuses. You're like the girl who won't break up with her abusive boyfriend because her cds are in his truck. She cheated, quit sugar coating it. I know it's horrible and I know the feel trust me man, but the longer you sit there and try to defend her actions with "what ifs" the more it will hurt. She denied everything at first, then when you confront her she admits to a little bit of flirting, shes just saying anything to get you off her case. She's crying because she got caught not because she's worried about you. Don't waste your time on people like this man.
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#6 - kingpinkie (09/19/2014) [-]
Shit....do you guys split the rent? If you don't the it shouldn't really fuck up anything....other then emotional stuff it's gonna hurt like a bitch if it is what you think it is
Well....you could let it play out a little longer? Maybe discuss this with his gf see what she thinks of it? See If she agrees with what you think and what not
Though if you do let it play out prepare for the worst
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#7 - paintplayer (09/19/2014) [-]
We pay separate rent, so financially it wouldn't be a problem I suppose. However, the pain of living with someone who ruined me emotionally for the next 8 months frightens me immensely. As for his gf, it's a weird situation because he, his gf, and I are all ROTC cadets in the same battalion, so not only is it a friend situation, it's a work situation. I'm not sure how to approach it.
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#8 - kingpinkie (09/19/2014) [-]
Hrmmm.....if you pay separately couldn't you move out if you wanted to?
And couldn't you just pull her away and chat about it? Or is it more complicated en that?
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#9 - paintplayer (09/19/2014) [-]
It's slightly more complicated because she is also my subordinate in the program so their relationship is somewhat inappropriate to begin with. I'm not sure if I can sub-lease via the terms of my lease, but I could ask my landlords.
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#10 - kingpinkie (09/19/2014) [-]
Hrmm...well it wouldn't have to involve anyone except her right? I mean, just have a discreet chat about it and don't let it get out of hand?
Well atleast the living situation can be solved
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#11 - paintplayer (09/19/2014) [-]
Yeah I suppose that's true, I would have to be way discreet about it though. I also don't want to become known as the paranoid asshole in case I'm wrong.
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#12 - kingpinkie (09/19/2014) [-]
Well from what I've read I'd be suspicious as hell too I've been in this situation aswell....except we where only together for a year and we weren't living together
But yes talking with his gf about it might help clear this up
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#296 - testaburger (09/18/2014) [-]
Atheists just don't believe in god(s)
All that shit you mentioned is not a part of being an atheist.

Basically, you're wrong.
#360 - paintplayer (09/18/2014) [-]
Ok bro
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#145 - aldkai (09/15/2014) [-]
Well...That's your crush?
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#128 - zarallyn (09/15/2014) [-]
I am also quite surprised
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#369 - klina (08/22/2014) [-]
No, threads also 404 when they reach post limit. Unless they've changed that recently.
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#411 - yunoavailable (08/22/2014) [-]
they don't 404 immediatly, it's just that after the post limit they can't be bumped so they 404 far more quickly
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#415 - klina (08/22/2014) [-]
It wasn't like that last time I checked. Unless you're telling me this because you've seen it happen yourself, I have no reason to believe you and therefore must assume you are indeed, a newfag.
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#416 - yunoavailable (08/22/2014) [-]
assume whatever you want, I don't care. just speaking from experience
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#65 - leonhardt (08/19/2014) [-]
Please refer to comment #51 for an unfunny cunt who hates jokes
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#32 - worldatarms (08/16/2014) [-]
Yeah, I think everyone knew that as some of them turned red during the performance.
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#31 - Seanxone (08/16/2014) [-]
And the fact that the eyes inside Donald's mouth are red
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#47 - senseofpurpose (08/15/2014) [-]
can't wait for someone to roll this
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#26 - secondlawprevails (08/15/2014) [-]
Look what you've done. This is great, and you should feel great.
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Reading Rainbow
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#5 - zombieloan (08/15/2014) [-]
mindblown*
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#18 - fitemeirlbro (08/12/2014) [-]
and sucks dicks
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#839 - eldinarcus (08/05/2014) [-]
You look like NightmareRH, get off Runescape.
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#743 - lolwutthef (08/05/2014) [-]
just a wild guess here... lesbian?
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