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#3 - I can work with that 12/24/2012 on i would +51
#2 - Who called in the fleet? 12/24/2012 on Starcat II 0
#12 - Mfw didn't encounter malware issues because I didn't log on un… 12/24/2012 on What. 0
#7 - Typical capitalist excess. Glorious Mosin Nagant rifle hand cr…  [+] (40 new replies) 12/24/2012 on Cupholders... +226
#161 - saberrr (12/25/2012) [-]
I posted this the other day but it's also relevant here.
#194 - mclaughlinar (12/25/2012) [-]
Nice Mosin-Nagant, but you can pick them up for like 100 bucks at any gun shop.

< this bad boy was produced in 1935 for the USSR.
#210 - jakeattack (12/25/2012) [-]
really that easy? fuck yea
#212 - mclaughlinar (12/25/2012) [-]
Yup, they were way overproduced at some point, lots of them out there, they normally come with a bayonet. Ammo is hard as hell to find where i live though, so may people have them.
#213 - jakeattack (12/25/2012) [-]
well that sounds great. what ammo do they take anyway?
#215 - mclaughlinar (12/25/2012) [-]
7.62×54mm for the most part, it's a pretty serious round.
#216 - jakeattack (12/25/2012) [-]
interesting. well i know basically nothing about guns. but im interested in learning. seems fun. gonna be 18 in less than a year. but still, im in the suburbs of Chicago, no place to shoot. seems really cool having a gun used by a crazy russian years ago
#217 - mclaughlinar (12/25/2012) [-]
Haha well they're only used if you get lucky, mostly just surplus and unused. Mine was found in a cabin on my uncle's land with an old Japanese rifle, both used in service.
#219 - jakeattack (12/25/2012) [-]
gotcha, crazy stuff. wish i had something like that. i wish i had the medals my grandpa had from his service in the navy for korea. its just special though. to think that gun was built almost 78 year ago. im guessing it still works fine? nowadays modern tech lasts maybe a few years at best.
#220 - mclaughlinar (12/25/2012) [-]
Were they lost? I don't know how family goes about it, but i know that soldiers can pay the government to reissue prior medals, or something like that. My step-dad had it done for some of his Vietnam metals.
#222 - jakeattack (12/25/2012) [-]
oh no not lost but my uncle has them. and he was supposed to let the younger generations have them or something, but there is a big fight with my family. huge divide between the older 3 boys and 3 younger girls, including my mom. i dont even remember but there are 4 medals and he was supposed to share but wont. and its sad because my grandpa passed when i was 12 from cancer.
#79 - newborn (12/24/2012) [-]
But... Marko Ramius defected to the US in the most sophisticated submarine ever built.
#51 - flashbuscus (12/24/2012) [-]
that guy either really looks like Sean Connery or it actually is and i'm an idiot...
User avatar #130 - breakfastlunch (12/25/2012) [-]
Don't know why you're being thumbed down--It is Sean Connery. I'm pretty sure it's him playing the Russian captain in The Hunt for Red October
User avatar #234 - flashbuscus (12/25/2012) [-]
awesome, cheers man.
#49 - ohnomynamedoesntfi (12/24/2012) [-]
The fact that that is Sean Connery makes your comment even more priceless XD Pic unrelated.
#24 - Onemanretardpack (12/24/2012) [-]
I love you
#23 - highclassbean (12/24/2012) [-]
you remind me of this
#120 - TastyBurger (12/25/2012) [-]
>Johnson и Johnson

Glorious.
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#20 - gassnake (12/24/2012) [-]
What history have you been watching?
#12 - brosanction (12/24/2012) [-]
Funny Russian man, Pretty rock found on mountain, rough and heavy, no s...ss..scope or "buleet" or far see, one rock, one throw arm, one target, want rock? you have rock, want dark see? light big fire, want better rock throw? get bigger rock, this is weapon of umgabung tribe
#16 - hanakoikezawa (12/24/2012) [-]
Nice one.
User avatar #72 - fjafro (12/24/2012) [-]
That looks familiar.
#100 - anonymous (12/25/2012) [-]
Its hanako from katawa shoujo
User avatar #9 - blamie (12/24/2012) [-]
Its funny, I have a 91/30 I modified to have almost everything you just said you hated.
#25 - Onemanretardpack (12/24/2012) [-]
That poor rifle.. If you want something with all that shit, buy one that has it. Don't rape a poor defenseless piece of history.
User avatar #29 - blamie (12/24/2012) [-]
And mosins are't "Poor defenseless pieces of history" if there were any REAL historical value, the "good" mosins wouldn't run for $170 tops.
#48 - notyaoming (12/24/2012) [-]
HAHAHA

Good Mosins 170 tops. Oh god the lol's.

User avatar #30 - Onemanretardpack (12/24/2012) [-]
Shut up, the cheap ones have more historical value because they were issued during the war. They were probably shmucks only weapon against the Germans during the Soviet winter. Fuck, the one I got came with an ammo pack with blood stains on it
#21 - gassnake (12/24/2012) [-]
And that is why no one like you! Putting shit on a 91/30 what's wrong with you?
User avatar #27 - blamie (12/24/2012) [-]
Because I dont have the money for a pimped out remmington 700 that runs for $1,100, but I do have the money for a $130 gun and $400 in mods for a gun that has the same feel and shoots the same at 200 yards with the added benefit of ammo being dirt cheap.
User avatar #82 - Onemanretardpack (12/24/2012) [-]
Well it seems you're into the wrong hobby if you have that little integrity and respect for things older than you
User avatar #86 - blamie (12/24/2012) [-]
Yeah, the silicon in your CPU was forged in the core of a dying star, but you respectless fucks put it in a computer, learn to respect stuff thats older than you.
#28 - gassnake (12/24/2012) [-]
You can get a good R700 for 350? where have you been looking for guns?
User avatar #31 - blamie (12/24/2012) [-]
You can get a "good" 770 for 350. A good 700 whose barrel isn't paper and has a good scope runs a hole in your wallet.
#34 - gassnake (12/24/2012) [-]
What's wrong with the Original 700? I bought a R7oo in .270 this year for $350 and put a $100 Simmons on it
#36 - gassnake (12/24/2012) [-]
Should be R700 there
User avatar #41 - blamie (12/24/2012) [-]
I said the 700 was good. The 770 sucks major balls and is one of the only things you can get with both remmington and 7 in the name that doesn't break the bank.
#44 - gassnake (12/24/2012) [-]
If you can find an old wood stock 700 they don't break the bank either.
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User avatar #16 - foxxywithpaws (12/24/2012) [-]
CarllraC
User avatar #17 - hanakoikezawa (12/24/2012) [-]
CarllɿɒƆ

Step up
User avatar #114 - Kadzait (12/24/2012) [-]
carl
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What you say?
User avatar #119 - hanakoikezawa (12/24/2012) [-]
Carl......
˙˙˙˙˙˙lɹɐƆ

Step up.
User avatar #213 - davidavidson (12/25/2012) [-]
^^trying hard^^
#1 - You'd be ripped to shit too if you carried a sack containing t… 12/24/2012 on Bitches love Christmas 0
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#3 - >Get off work >Go home, eager to rest after a long d… 12/24/2012 on And not a single fuck was... +3
#3 - Comment deleted 12/24/2012 on Santa's ETA 0
#7 - Things that are more productive than playing a Facebook game: …  [+] (19 new replies) 12/24/2012 on Zynga Employee +83
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#102 - yipkendu (12/25/2012) [-]
Things that are more productive than playing any game:

Reading a book, Exercise, Playing an instrument, Talking to friends, Building or crafting something, Learning a new skill, Sports, Cleaning, Eating a cat, Washing the car, Painting a picture, Shaving a manatee, Playing a real video game, Brushing your teeth, Cooking, Taking a shower, Getting your concealed carry license, Mowing the lawn, Working at a food bank, Going to church, Writing a letter, Raping a pidgeon, Calling your grandma, Asking your crush out, Going to a concert, Going to an art museum, Thanking a veteran, Volunteering at a hospital, Treating your acne, Being quiet, and many more.
#108 - jakeattack (12/25/2012) [-]
more productive than any game..........playing a real video game. wut
User avatar #104 - nebuchadnezzaurus (12/25/2012) [-]
Thank you.
[rustling starts here] I love videogames but at least I realize it's only entertainment, not some form of self-education (and yes, I played the "story-driven" RPGs, including Planescape:Torment, Baldur's Gate, which I love, and many others). I hate it when posts go on and on about how "Zelda taught me this" or "Pokemon taught me that". These. fucking. things. DON'T. TEACH YOU!!! Books do, museums do, talking to educated people does, learning in school does, learning from online tutorials does, but not fucking videogames. [/rustling]
User avatar #135 - yipkendu (12/25/2012) [-]
I mostly agree. There's one thing video games did to make my life much, much better and it was helping me learn english.

I was in a really good school until 4th grade so I had a pretty good foundation of english as my second language but my english education after that was mediocre. If I hadn't gotten into RPGs at a young age, I would never have been as fluent in english as I am.
User avatar #65 - dburns (12/25/2012) [-]
>Eating a cat
Lost it
User avatar #133 - paintplayer (12/25/2012) [-]
How'd you feel about "shaving a manatee" and "raping a pidgeon?"
User avatar #137 - dburns (12/25/2012) [-]
Would lol very hard
User avatar #139 - paintplayer (12/26/2012) [-]
It's in there lol look closer
#46 - youcame (12/25/2012) [-]
Fucks I give:

None
User avatar #25 - Jackimole (12/25/2012) [-]
Reading a book, Exercise, Playing an instrument, Talking to friends, Building or crafting something, Learning a new skill, Sports, Cleaning, Eating a cat, Washing the car, Painting a picture, Shaving a manatee, Playing a real video game, Brushing your teeth, Cooking, Taking a shower, Getting your concealed carry license, Mowing the lawn, Working at a food bank, Going to church, Writing a letter, Raping a pidgeon, Calling your grandma, Asking your crush out, Going to a concert, Going to an art museum, Thanking a veteran, Volunteering at a hospital, Treating your acne, Being quiet, and many more.

Wut.
User avatar #92 - commontroll (12/25/2012) [-]
What's wrong with that, lefty?
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#9 - notafunnyguy (12/24/2012) [-]
Things that are more productive than being on FunnyJunk :

Reading a book, Exercise, Playing an instrument, Talking to friends, Building or crafting something, Learning a new skill, Sports, Cleaning, Eating a cat, Washing the car, Painting a picture, Shaving a manatee, Playing a real video game, Brushing your teeth, Cooking, Taking a shower, Getting your concealed carry license, Mowing the lawn, Working at a food bank, Going to church, Writing a letter, Raping a pidgeon, Calling your grandma, Asking your crush out, Going to a concert, Going to an art museum, Thanking a veteran, Volunteering at a hospital, Treating your acne, Being quiet, and many more.
#134 - paintplayer (12/25/2012) [-]
Changes one word and gets nearly 3 times as many thumbs as me lol well played
#51 - ryander (12/25/2012) [-]
What's with you guys and eating cats/raping pigeons?
#37 - sniffalot (12/25/2012) [-]
Also my first thought.
User avatar #11 - thenewgizmobox (12/24/2012) [-]
damn it you're right.
#10 - dangerdanstuntman (12/24/2012) [-]
and yet here we all are. wasting our lives on fj commenting on stupid shit. me included hence this comment
#1 - I saw an ad for a movie and Santa Claus was in it. If Santa is… 12/24/2012 on It's all a lie +49
#3 - Processing... Processing... Processing... … 12/24/2012 on My Fantasy +63
#66 - A little gold bond powder fixes that right up. Don't use t… 12/23/2012 on How balls must feel like on... +2
#26 - I would also like to point out that his user name is SteyrAUG … 12/22/2012 on You're welcome. +1
#25 - I couldn't wait long enough so I just stream it daily on Youtube 12/20/2012 on Death +2
#31 - Wow chill out he asked so I told him  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2012 on how I feel during finals week 0
User avatar #32 - gearsofwarking (12/20/2012) [-]
but its not from the show at all
#9 - Ummmmmm maybe they only had 2 quarters....? … 12/18/2012 on cat coin bank +1
#2 - I would like to know where this is so I might go there please 12/18/2012 on Wallpaper 0
#9 - 1/2 isn't bad 12/18/2012 on its all about the eyes +1
#4 - You should change the title because it made the punchline of t…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2012 on Scumb bag Roman 0
#8 - veval (12/24/2012) [-]
Thanks for the constructive critisism friend, here is your reward.
#11 - Roger that Whiskey Six 12/18/2012 on This is real? +8
#2 - Picture 12/18/2012 on Ad +2
#28 - Infinite people viewing this post Only 36 t…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2012 on Fact Cube #2 0
User avatar #30 - MaelRadec (12/18/2012) [-]
and you got one red thumb
#8 - Comment deleted 12/18/2012 on To infinity and... +1
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