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#1596 - Oh you're one of those UK versions of a weeaboo, using " …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2014 on Secrets +1
#1601 - magmon (04/11/2014) [-]
I spell how I spell because it's closer to origin, but I speak any words within the language as they are fair game. I have no need to be from anywhere other than where I am now. I love Colorado, and I have the "North Western" accent you are talking about. Still, as far as accuracy goes, London is as close to origin as we can get.
#1579 - That's cool bro, you still put emphases on things in very styl…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/11/2014 on Secrets +1
#1581 - magmon (04/11/2014) [-]
Not from the UK. Just pisses me off when Americans are like "WE DON'T HAVE ACCENTS, YOU GUYS DO". Our language comes from their country. They are right.
User avatar #1596 - paintplayer (04/11/2014) [-]
Oh you're one of those UK versions of a weeaboo, using "twat" and all that. Here's the thing, man. There are a variety of American accents just like there are a variety of accents across the UK. Southern, East Coast, Midwest, etc. Check this video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8mzWkuOxz8. What I'm saying is, if you go to the Northwest US, people generally pronounce things very phonetically rather than putting any type of influence on anything. I read the word "idea" as "idea;" my grandmother from the East Coast pronounced it "idear." She had the accent, because she pronounced it differently than it was written. It's not a problem, I'm just saying, if you are quantifying accent as a deviation from the written phonetic pronunciation, then the NW has little to no accent.
#1601 - magmon (04/11/2014) [-]
I spell how I spell because it's closer to origin, but I speak any words within the language as they are fair game. I have no need to be from anywhere other than where I am now. I love Colorado, and I have the "North Western" accent you are talking about. Still, as far as accuracy goes, London is as close to origin as we can get.
#79 - Why why why  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2014 on respect +2
User avatar #87 - DrDanny (04/11/2014) [-]
Scarification. its brutal, but it looks cool
#1559 - If you give me a sentence I'll say it on that voice recording … 04/11/2014 on Secrets +1
#1551 - Do you consider people from the Northwest United States as hav…  [+] (9 new replies) 04/11/2014 on Secrets +1
#1573 - magmon (04/11/2014) [-]
*COUGH* THEUKISTHESOURCEOFYOURLANGUAGEYOUFUCKINGTWAT *COUGH*
User avatar #2182 - schurftinator (04/11/2014) [-]
Actually, queen Elizabeth the first demanded that the English language to be pronounced differently and 'invented' the posh British accent you hear these days. And maybe demanded is not the right word, but she and the nobility adjusted their accent and the rest followed because it was 'cool'. So in fact, American/Australian accents are much more like the way 'original' English used to be pronounced, rather than modern day British. Still, the whole discussion is bullshit. As long as you can communicate with each other, I believe.

The more you know....
#2712 - magmon (04/11/2014) [-]
Not all English accents are "posh", and the UK includes Ireland and Scotland (at the moment), neither of which are "posh".

The more you know?
User avatar #1579 - paintplayer (04/11/2014) [-]
That's cool bro, you still put emphases on things in very stylized ways compared to us. Also I'm fairly sure that despite your being from the UK, you didn't invent the English language, so no need to get so prideful about its origins.
#1581 - magmon (04/11/2014) [-]
Not from the UK. Just pisses me off when Americans are like "WE DON'T HAVE ACCENTS, YOU GUYS DO". Our language comes from their country. They are right.
User avatar #1596 - paintplayer (04/11/2014) [-]
Oh you're one of those UK versions of a weeaboo, using "twat" and all that. Here's the thing, man. There are a variety of American accents just like there are a variety of accents across the UK. Southern, East Coast, Midwest, etc. Check this video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8mzWkuOxz8. What I'm saying is, if you go to the Northwest US, people generally pronounce things very phonetically rather than putting any type of influence on anything. I read the word "idea" as "idea;" my grandmother from the East Coast pronounced it "idear." She had the accent, because she pronounced it differently than it was written. It's not a problem, I'm just saying, if you are quantifying accent as a deviation from the written phonetic pronunciation, then the NW has little to no accent.
#1601 - magmon (04/11/2014) [-]
I spell how I spell because it's closer to origin, but I speak any words within the language as they are fair game. I have no need to be from anywhere other than where I am now. I love Colorado, and I have the "North Western" accent you are talking about. Still, as far as accuracy goes, London is as close to origin as we can get.
#1555 - xzayviaaeyeres (04/11/2014) [-]
I don't know as I don't know what a Northwest accent is. I'm usually okay with North american accents, Partly thanks to copious amounts of US TV programming that we get, I think
User avatar #1559 - paintplayer (04/11/2014) [-]
If you give me a sentence I'll say it on that voice recording website and send you a link so you can decide for yourself
#38 - Your field of view is wider but it's still your field of view.… 04/11/2014 on Densely Packed Hitlers 0
#88 - *sexiest 04/07/2014 on See Description 0
#23 - GET OUT OF MY HEAD 03/26/2014 on Big poop 0
#88 - I'll just copy+paste my other comment: >if you made ne… 03/24/2014 on Skyrim logic 0
#87 - >if you made nearly 4000 iron daggers in real life >… 03/24/2014 on Skyrim logic 0
#36 - You would understand how metal is shaped and worked much bette…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/24/2014 on Skyrim logic +3
#44 - ninjaroo (03/24/2014) [-]
>Make iron daggers
>Understand how to work ancient dwarven metal
User avatar #87 - paintplayer (03/24/2014) [-]
>if you made nearly 4000 iron daggers in real life
>daggers in real life
>real life


>dwarven metal
#31 - To be fair, if you made nearly 4000 iron daggers in real life,…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/24/2014 on Skyrim logic +2
User avatar #66 - yarr (03/24/2014) [-]
You'd be better at iron, but I doubt you would be much of a dragonbonesmith after only practicing on iron daggers.
User avatar #88 - paintplayer (03/24/2014) [-]
I'll just copy+paste my other comment:
>if you made nearly 4000 iron daggers in real life
>daggers in real life
>real life


>dragon bones
User avatar #33 - lokiwins (03/24/2014) [-]
But how would you apply that to a horseshoe or platemail.
User avatar #36 - paintplayer (03/24/2014) [-]
You would understand how metal is shaped and worked much better, it certainly won't make you a worse smith.
#44 - ninjaroo (03/24/2014) [-]
>Make iron daggers
>Understand how to work ancient dwarven metal
User avatar #87 - paintplayer (03/24/2014) [-]
>if you made nearly 4000 iron daggers in real life
>daggers in real life
>real life


>dwarven metal
User avatar #32 - weirdojones (03/24/2014) [-]
Or just really good at making iron dagger
#14 - I honestly didn't see him on the couch until I saw the cat eyes 03/20/2014 on when. 0
#69 - That is the single most heroic thing I have ever read 03/20/2014 on read it, and laugh you sick... 0
#10 - That sounds pretty ****** terrifying 03/16/2014 on Why you wear a seatbelt +8
#13 - Why do some of you guys have enlisted ranks next to your names?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/14/2014 on I finally get the meaning... +1
User avatar #14 - Ohforf (03/14/2014) [-]
They're moderators. Orange names plus the rank things indicate what rank of moderator they are.
#84 - Picture 03/14/2014 on question? 0
#81 - I'm sick of aspies with colorblindness thinking that it's some…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/14/2014 on question? 0
User avatar #83 - chaoticwtf (03/14/2014) [-]
im sorry, what dif I just hear? I'm not a lardass, and I don't sit on the computer all day. I have a minimum wage job at burger king, a girlfriend, a best friend whom I've known since I was 3, an xbox, a ds, and a beautiful town which I perfectly enjoy walking and or biking around in the spring and summer seasons.

Also, I didn't say the colorblindness made me any better than another person or peoples. Your assumptions make me chuckle in disbelief.
#84 - paintplayer (03/14/2014) [-]
#31 - Picture 03/13/2014 on implying that I can get a... 0
#24 - 14. There is nothing unique about this, this is just attending…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/13/2014 on implying that I can get a... +1
User avatar #29 - alexstraza (03/13/2014) [-]
You are coming across as a cynic and I am personally glad I've never had the misfortune of dating you are anyone like you :/
#31 - paintplayer (03/13/2014) [-]
#22 - 1. Girlfriend falls out of tree, becomes vegetable, you live y…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/13/2014 on implying that I can get a... +2
#24 - paintplayer (03/13/2014) [-]
14. There is nothing unique about this, this is just attending a sporting event with no knowledge of the sport, which people do fairly often in order to impress people.
15. Washable or not, it's vandalism. Enjoy your fine.
16. Police show up because they think your charades are just a distraction from someone else who is trying to break in.
17. Without the rest of the body, it's just going to look like you photographed a pair of boots in random different places.
18. Some of us work for a living, why do you have all these suggestions where I stay up all night until the dawn? Furthermore, most cities essentially shut down after about 9pm. Further further more, it's like asking to be mugged to walk around a city all night.
19. He probably will create you split pea soup with creme fraiche and a fat loogie because you tried to deviate from a menu he worked hard to put together, not to mention doing so while he's in the middle of a rush so that he's not able to serve the other customers who actually want to adhere to the menu in a timely manner.
20. That would be neat for about 3 1/2 minutes. What do you do for the other 2 hours and 26 minutes?



User avatar #29 - alexstraza (03/13/2014) [-]
You are coming across as a cynic and I am personally glad I've never had the misfortune of dating you are anyone like you :/
#31 - paintplayer (03/13/2014) [-]
#379 - That song is a masterpiece 03/10/2014 on Fucked by a knife +1
#94 - Pin the bread? 03/04/2014 on Hulk Smash +3
#51 - Nightmare fuel 02/28/2014 on Just Girly Things 0
#342 - My dad gave it to me, I'm not entirely sure where he got it. H… 02/27/2014 on she'll be shy but... +1
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