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#9 - I'll admit I don't get the joke, could you explain it?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/30/2013 on Hakuna Metata 0
#10 - anonymous (05/31/2013) [-]
Yeah dude, look up the lyrics to hakuna matata
User avatar #11 - paintplayer (05/31/2013) [-]
Oh jeez I just realized it I didn't even have to look it up. Duh haha whoops
#6 - Is that from a Hickok45 video? I love that guy  [+] (3 new replies) 05/30/2013 on Everybody Hates Black People 0
User avatar #9 - friednazi (05/30/2013) [-]
He lives in gun heaven where he can shoot whatever he wants whenever he wants with unlimited ammo.
User avatar #30 - darthblam (05/31/2013) [-]
So he lives in Liberty City?
User avatar #31 - friednazi (05/31/2013) [-]
yeah Liberty City.
Tennessee.
#8 - I love f.lux it helps me not have to use glasses to compensate… 05/30/2013 on as you can tell its from... +4
#10 - Lol that's not even black, that's like...burnt sienna. 05/30/2013 on Gender 0
#48 - With the all caps thing, I can even handle it to a certain ext… 05/30/2013 on Tumblr On Drugs 0
#35 - As of right now it's 500 behind. If the SEAL copypasta loses, …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/30/2013 on 4chan needs your help! +2
User avatar #49 - adrilazzaro (05/30/2013) [-]
its going backs and forth now, there is hope
#36 - It's all about execution. 05/29/2013 on Dildo +15
#25 - I really should be doing my homework  [+] (2 new replies) 05/28/2013 on Tumblrjunk +17
User avatar #48 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (05/29/2013) [-]
what u talking aboot? schoo's done nigga
User avatar #39 - supersaiyajin (05/29/2013) [-]
Me too.
#4 - As opposed to figuratively awesome and happy.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2013 on Gavin +52
#48 - anonymous (05/26/2013) [-]
Good and cool.
#3 - Don't cut yourself on that edge  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2013 on Sense... +33
#6 - hanabro (05/26/2013) [-]
#9 - When I read this, I imagined the character in your profile pho… 05/26/2013 on Meanwhile in Paris +1
#324 - Keep your italics to your self, drama queen. They're absolutel…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2013 on You -1
#326 - vaginismus (05/26/2013) [-]
Okay, so you obviously can't read, because I just said a few comments previous that I've seeked help. Also, keep your homophobic statements to yourself, please.

Even though mind illnesses have a lot to do with brain chemistry, it's still not comparable to physical diseases. Medication is only a helping factor, not the treatment. For god's sake, kindly shut up and research this stuff because you obviously know nothing. This discussion is unnecessary and over.
#57 - I just got an emulator on my jailbroken iPhone 4s that allows … 05/26/2013 on While my siblings were gone... 0
#319 - The fact that you're offended does not constitute a situation …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/26/2013 on You -1
#320 - vaginismus (05/26/2013) [-]
What the hell are you talking about? Mental and physical diseases are in no way comparable, so don't even try to make sense of the bullshit you spouted. And exactly how did you come to the conclusion that I've given up? Can you read?
User avatar #324 - paintplayer (05/26/2013) [-]
Keep your italics to your self, drama queen. They're absolutely comparable. Medical conditions needing treatment. This is the same problem we have with homosexuality, people trying to "accommodate their differences" rather than look for a cure. Here's my stand on depression: either seek help or stop beating around the bush and just kill yourself already.
#326 - vaginismus (05/26/2013) [-]
Okay, so you obviously can't read, because I just said a few comments previous that I've seeked help. Also, keep your homophobic statements to yourself, please.

Even though mind illnesses have a lot to do with brain chemistry, it's still not comparable to physical diseases. Medication is only a helping factor, not the treatment. For god's sake, kindly shut up and research this stuff because you obviously know nothing. This discussion is unnecessary and over.
#10 - It's an incredible show. I like it because the humor is derive… 05/25/2013 on Thumbing a post from 1 to 0 +2
#4 - Looks like pecan pie filling. This should do you right: …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/25/2013 on How to make Cinnamon pie +39
#88 - anonymous (05/26/2013) [-]
I BET YOU KISS GIRLS FAGGOT
#13 - anonymous (05/25/2013) [-]
But what's that white cream? ... and don't say semen

and just a tip, bake the dough in the form a little before pouring the filling in. And then bake it again!
User avatar #44 - flemsdfer (05/25/2013) [-]
That's called marange (don't quote my spelling of that). It's whipped egg whites mostly and I think a little sugar added.
User avatar #22 - ctenop (05/25/2013) [-]
It looks like tempered white chocolate Or just white choc
#316 - Mental illness is a disease, that's why it's called an illness…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/25/2013 on You -1
#318 - vaginismus (05/25/2013) [-]
I know it's a disease, but the way you said it rubs me the wrong way. And as a disease, it really can't be compared to fucking cancer - mental illnesses are possible to win without medicine. As for me, I've already gone to doctor for help, months ago. It seems that you don't have any concrete experience dealing with any kind of severe mental illness, so you really shouldn't be here shouting stupid shit to anyone about anything. Twat.
User avatar #319 - paintplayer (05/26/2013) [-]
The fact that you're offended does not constitute a situation for me. Some diseases are treated with medicine, some require therapy, physical or mental, or other forms of treatment. Just because you're too weak to deal with your problems doesn't mean that everyone who has a mental issue should give up like you have.
#320 - vaginismus (05/26/2013) [-]
What the hell are you talking about? Mental and physical diseases are in no way comparable, so don't even try to make sense of the bullshit you spouted. And exactly how did you come to the conclusion that I've given up? Can you read?
User avatar #324 - paintplayer (05/26/2013) [-]
Keep your italics to your self, drama queen. They're absolutely comparable. Medical conditions needing treatment. This is the same problem we have with homosexuality, people trying to "accommodate their differences" rather than look for a cure. Here's my stand on depression: either seek help or stop beating around the bush and just kill yourself already.
#326 - vaginismus (05/26/2013) [-]
Okay, so you obviously can't read, because I just said a few comments previous that I've seeked help. Also, keep your homophobic statements to yourself, please.

Even though mind illnesses have a lot to do with brain chemistry, it's still not comparable to physical diseases. Medication is only a helping factor, not the treatment. For god's sake, kindly shut up and research this stuff because you obviously know nothing. This discussion is unnecessary and over.
#54 - Boy howdy do my legs itch right now 05/25/2013 on Amblypygi +1
#95 - Well, we've found the smug atheist. Catholicism, or even Chris…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2013 on This guy is legit , awesome -10
User avatar #102 - lolfire (05/24/2013) [-]
1. Nice of you to immediately jump to ad hominem. Did I insult you for your belief ? No. Yet you feel the need to insult me when you have no idea that I'm not actually an atheist, I'm an agnostic.

2. The bible exclusively states that if you wish to count yourself as Christian then you must follow all of it. If you add anything then you are destined for hell. (The bible's words, not mine) Also I wasn't insulting you, I just said I find it funny.

3. If you follow the bible then you are not allowed to decide how to follow the faith, hence the laws. There is a specific set way to live. To be a christian you lose you will to live any other way but the christian way. (This all comes from the bible itself)

Also, you're the one who brought up religion in a contentious way. I was just pointing out how what you said was incorrect.
#79 - Ok, to all you folks who know nothing about the Catholic churc…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/24/2013 on This guy is legit , awesome -4
User avatar #116 - tohsakarin (05/24/2013) [-]
Catholics believe that you need faith and good works to get into heaven.
Only good works will get you nowhere.
#105 - jagenblitz (05/24/2013) [-]
First off, the Pope was NOT saying that being good gets you into into heaven. He was only saying that being an atheist doesn't make you a bad person.

Secondly, he said that atheists can be redeemed through Jesus, which means they can go to heaven if they accept Jesus as the son of God. In other words, atheists go to heaven when they're no longer atheists. The Pope even released another statement after this one clarifying that.

It's cool and all that you believe that doing good is all you need to get into heaven. But your Pope, your Church and your God disagree with you.
#127 - awesomesaucetime (05/24/2013) [-]
im pagan, and honestly, if i die and see the catholic god he will judge me good for hte life i lead. i dont give a shit what god awaits me, i take care of my family and myself to the best of my ability. and what more can a god ask of you?
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#83 - anonymous (05/24/2013) [-]
thank you
User avatar #82 - lolfire (05/24/2013) [-]
Psalm 14:1

To the choirmaster. Of David. The fool says in his heart, “There is no God.” They are corrupt, they do abominable deeds, there is none who does good.


I always found it funny how you lot pick and choose which parts to believe.
User avatar #95 - paintplayer (05/24/2013) [-]
Well, we've found the smug atheist. Catholicism, or even Christianity, does not mean you have to follow the Bible to the letter. It is a reference that we are meant to interpret in our personal way. Fundamentalists are the ones who follow the Bible absolutely. And you people really don't know what you want anyway. You insult us for not following the Bible 100%, saying that we pick and choose how we live our faith so we don't really belong to the faith. But there are two problems with that: first, personal faith and communal religion are related, but not the same. Each person decides their own way to live the faith. Second, if we followed the Bible exactly 100% we would be major douchebags by any standard; no mixed fabrics, kill the gays, etc. So if you want us to be more progressive, let us be more progressive. If you want us to be fundamentalist assholes, then don't complain when we are. But ultimately if you want to get along with Catholics, keep your opinion and your personal faith to yourself. I will never initiate a conversation about faith with a person in a situation where it's not appropriate. If I strike up a conversation with someone new and they start honing in on religion, whether they're religious or atheist, it makes me uncomfortable. So here's a good rule of thumb: don't talk about religion or politics. You'll have more friends that way.
User avatar #102 - lolfire (05/24/2013) [-]
1. Nice of you to immediately jump to ad hominem. Did I insult you for your belief ? No. Yet you feel the need to insult me when you have no idea that I'm not actually an atheist, I'm an agnostic.

2. The bible exclusively states that if you wish to count yourself as Christian then you must follow all of it. If you add anything then you are destined for hell. (The bible's words, not mine) Also I wasn't insulting you, I just said I find it funny.

3. If you follow the bible then you are not allowed to decide how to follow the faith, hence the laws. There is a specific set way to live. To be a christian you lose you will to live any other way but the christian way. (This all comes from the bible itself)

Also, you're the one who brought up religion in a contentious way. I was just pointing out how what you said was incorrect.
#311 - Well here's news: it's difficult for everyone to ask for help,…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/23/2013 on You -1
#315 - vaginismus (05/25/2013) [-]
What the hell? What do you mean "just you folks with something or other wrong mentally"? You're talking like mental illnesses are some kind of disease and we're out of our mind. Dude, next time think what you write. I never meant that it's somehow less difficult to ask help if you're not diagnosed/don't have any "mental illness". I wrote what is my experience. Here's the news: just because you can hide behind the monitor, doesn't mean you have to be an asshole.
User avatar #316 - paintplayer (05/25/2013) [-]
Mental illness is a disease, that's why it's called an illness. And as an illness it needs to be treated. People with cancer aggressively treat their issue, why should people with mental disorders do any different? If you're not seeking treatment you're ignoring the problem, and it becomes your own fault.
#318 - vaginismus (05/25/2013) [-]
I know it's a disease, but the way you said it rubs me the wrong way. And as a disease, it really can't be compared to fucking cancer - mental illnesses are possible to win without medicine. As for me, I've already gone to doctor for help, months ago. It seems that you don't have any concrete experience dealing with any kind of severe mental illness, so you really shouldn't be here shouting stupid shit to anyone about anything. Twat.
User avatar #319 - paintplayer (05/26/2013) [-]
The fact that you're offended does not constitute a situation for me. Some diseases are treated with medicine, some require therapy, physical or mental, or other forms of treatment. Just because you're too weak to deal with your problems doesn't mean that everyone who has a mental issue should give up like you have.
#320 - vaginismus (05/26/2013) [-]
What the hell are you talking about? Mental and physical diseases are in no way comparable, so don't even try to make sense of the bullshit you spouted. And exactly how did you come to the conclusion that I've given up? Can you read?
User avatar #324 - paintplayer (05/26/2013) [-]
Keep your italics to your self, drama queen. They're absolutely comparable. Medical conditions needing treatment. This is the same problem we have with homosexuality, people trying to "accommodate their differences" rather than look for a cure. Here's my stand on depression: either seek help or stop beating around the bush and just kill yourself already.
#326 - vaginismus (05/26/2013) [-]
Okay, so you obviously can't read, because I just said a few comments previous that I've seeked help. Also, keep your homophobic statements to yourself, please.

Even though mind illnesses have a lot to do with brain chemistry, it's still not comparable to physical diseases. Medication is only a helping factor, not the treatment. For god's sake, kindly shut up and research this stuff because you obviously know nothing. This discussion is unnecessary and over.
#8 - I feel like a chuckle and an, "ok honey" would've be…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/23/2013 on Humble Harry +36
User avatar #9 - reigndrac (05/23/2013) [-]
Well, I had a tendency to be very dramatic in those situations. If he hadn't told me, I'm sure I would have done/said something completely stupid at school and I was already walking on eggshells from what I was told. (Apprarantley my friend and I threw worms at the other girls during recess once.)
#11 - tydrodron (05/23/2013) [-]
What's wrong with throwing worms.

I threw dead birds at people I didn't like.
#16 - verifiedcorn (05/23/2013) [-]
Worms are food not weapons. Jesus, be normal use bullets!
User avatar #53 - ICEDgrunge (05/23/2013) [-]
From this point onward I shall throw handfuls of bullets at my enemies until they die to death.
#17 - tydrodron (05/23/2013) [-]
I cry sometimes over issues like this. Hold me man. I need a hug.
#18 - verifiedcorn (05/23/2013) [-]
#10 - Situation remedied 05/22/2013 on what a hoot +5
#12 - Touche, worthy adversary. 05/22/2013 on Weird... You could say it's... +1
#25 - I don't get why people complain about the size. It's not like …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2013 on It's Uncanny +1
#112 - anonymous (05/23/2013) [-]
I actually do take my xbox back and forth between my parents house, or my friend's place all the time.....

Plus my room and my 'media corner' are a cluttered mess as it is. Smaller is better when it comes to electronics for the most part, I thought the was always the general consensus?
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