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#57 - I just got an emulator on my jailbroken iPhone 4s that allows … 05/26/2013 on While my siblings were gone... 0
#319 - The fact that you're offended does not constitute a situation …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/26/2013 on You -1
#320 - vaginismus (05/26/2013) [-]
What the hell are you talking about? Mental and physical diseases are in no way comparable, so don't even try to make sense of the bullshit you spouted. And exactly how did you come to the conclusion that I've given up? Can you read?
User avatar #324 - paintplayer (05/26/2013) [-]
Keep your italics to your self, drama queen. They're absolutely comparable. Medical conditions needing treatment. This is the same problem we have with homosexuality, people trying to "accommodate their differences" rather than look for a cure. Here's my stand on depression: either seek help or stop beating around the bush and just kill yourself already.
#326 - vaginismus (05/26/2013) [-]
Okay, so you obviously can't read, because I just said a few comments previous that I've seeked help. Also, keep your homophobic statements to yourself, please.

Even though mind illnesses have a lot to do with brain chemistry, it's still not comparable to physical diseases. Medication is only a helping factor, not the treatment. For god's sake, kindly shut up and research this stuff because you obviously know nothing. This discussion is unnecessary and over.
#10 - It's an incredible show. I like it because the humor is derive… 05/25/2013 on Thumbing a post from 1 to 0 +2
#4 - Looks like pecan pie filling. This should do you right: …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/25/2013 on How to make Cinnamon pie +39
#88 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/26/2013) [-]
I BET YOU KISS GIRLS FAGGOT
#13 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/25/2013) [-]
But what's that white cream? ... and don't say semen

and just a tip, bake the dough in the form a little before pouring the filling in. And then bake it again!
User avatar #44 - flemsdfer (05/25/2013) [-]
That's called marange (don't quote my spelling of that). It's whipped egg whites mostly and I think a little sugar added.
User avatar #22 - ctenop (05/25/2013) [-]
It looks like tempered white chocolate Or just white choc
#316 - Mental illness is a disease, that's why it's called an illness…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/25/2013 on You -1
#318 - vaginismus (05/25/2013) [-]
I know it's a disease, but the way you said it rubs me the wrong way. And as a disease, it really can't be compared to fucking cancer - mental illnesses are possible to win without medicine. As for me, I've already gone to doctor for help, months ago. It seems that you don't have any concrete experience dealing with any kind of severe mental illness, so you really shouldn't be here shouting stupid shit to anyone about anything. Twat.
User avatar #319 - paintplayer (05/26/2013) [-]
The fact that you're offended does not constitute a situation for me. Some diseases are treated with medicine, some require therapy, physical or mental, or other forms of treatment. Just because you're too weak to deal with your problems doesn't mean that everyone who has a mental issue should give up like you have.
#320 - vaginismus (05/26/2013) [-]
What the hell are you talking about? Mental and physical diseases are in no way comparable, so don't even try to make sense of the bullshit you spouted. And exactly how did you come to the conclusion that I've given up? Can you read?
User avatar #324 - paintplayer (05/26/2013) [-]
Keep your italics to your self, drama queen. They're absolutely comparable. Medical conditions needing treatment. This is the same problem we have with homosexuality, people trying to "accommodate their differences" rather than look for a cure. Here's my stand on depression: either seek help or stop beating around the bush and just kill yourself already.
#326 - vaginismus (05/26/2013) [-]
Okay, so you obviously can't read, because I just said a few comments previous that I've seeked help. Also, keep your homophobic statements to yourself, please.

Even though mind illnesses have a lot to do with brain chemistry, it's still not comparable to physical diseases. Medication is only a helping factor, not the treatment. For god's sake, kindly shut up and research this stuff because you obviously know nothing. This discussion is unnecessary and over.
#54 - Boy howdy do my legs itch right now 05/25/2013 on Amblypygi +1
#95 - Well, we've found the smug atheist. Catholicism, or even Chris…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2013 on This guy is legit , awesome -10
User avatar #102 - lolfire (05/24/2013) [-]
1. Nice of you to immediately jump to ad hominem. Did I insult you for your belief ? No. Yet you feel the need to insult me when you have no idea that I'm not actually an atheist, I'm an agnostic.

2. The bible exclusively states that if you wish to count yourself as Christian then you must follow all of it. If you add anything then you are destined for hell. (The bible's words, not mine) Also I wasn't insulting you, I just said I find it funny.

3. If you follow the bible then you are not allowed to decide how to follow the faith, hence the laws. There is a specific set way to live. To be a christian you lose you will to live any other way but the christian way. (This all comes from the bible itself)

Also, you're the one who brought up religion in a contentious way. I was just pointing out how what you said was incorrect.
#79 - Ok, to all you folks who know nothing about the Catholic churc…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/24/2013 on This guy is legit , awesome -4
User avatar #116 - tohsakarin (05/24/2013) [-]
Catholics believe that you need faith and good works to get into heaven.
Only good works will get you nowhere.
#105 - jagenblitz (05/24/2013) [-]
First off, the Pope was NOT saying that being good gets you into into heaven. He was only saying that being an atheist doesn't make you a bad person.

Secondly, he said that atheists can be redeemed through Jesus, which means they can go to heaven if they accept Jesus as the son of God. In other words, atheists go to heaven when they're no longer atheists. The Pope even released another statement after this one clarifying that.

It's cool and all that you believe that doing good is all you need to get into heaven. But your Pope, your Church and your God disagree with you.
#127 - awesomesaucetime (05/24/2013) [-]
im pagan, and honestly, if i die and see the catholic god he will judge me good for hte life i lead. i dont give a shit what god awaits me, i take care of my family and myself to the best of my ability. and what more can a god ask of you?
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#83 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/24/2013) [-]
thank you
User avatar #82 - lolfire (05/24/2013) [-]
Psalm 14:1

To the choirmaster. Of David. The fool says in his heart, “There is no God.” They are corrupt, they do abominable deeds, there is none who does good.


I always found it funny how you lot pick and choose which parts to believe.
User avatar #95 - paintplayer (05/24/2013) [-]
Well, we've found the smug atheist. Catholicism, or even Christianity, does not mean you have to follow the Bible to the letter. It is a reference that we are meant to interpret in our personal way. Fundamentalists are the ones who follow the Bible absolutely. And you people really don't know what you want anyway. You insult us for not following the Bible 100%, saying that we pick and choose how we live our faith so we don't really belong to the faith. But there are two problems with that: first, personal faith and communal religion are related, but not the same. Each person decides their own way to live the faith. Second, if we followed the Bible exactly 100% we would be major douchebags by any standard; no mixed fabrics, kill the gays, etc. So if you want us to be more progressive, let us be more progressive. If you want us to be fundamentalist assholes, then don't complain when we are. But ultimately if you want to get along with Catholics, keep your opinion and your personal faith to yourself. I will never initiate a conversation about faith with a person in a situation where it's not appropriate. If I strike up a conversation with someone new and they start honing in on religion, whether they're religious or atheist, it makes me uncomfortable. So here's a good rule of thumb: don't talk about religion or politics. You'll have more friends that way.
User avatar #102 - lolfire (05/24/2013) [-]
1. Nice of you to immediately jump to ad hominem. Did I insult you for your belief ? No. Yet you feel the need to insult me when you have no idea that I'm not actually an atheist, I'm an agnostic.

2. The bible exclusively states that if you wish to count yourself as Christian then you must follow all of it. If you add anything then you are destined for hell. (The bible's words, not mine) Also I wasn't insulting you, I just said I find it funny.

3. If you follow the bible then you are not allowed to decide how to follow the faith, hence the laws. There is a specific set way to live. To be a christian you lose you will to live any other way but the christian way. (This all comes from the bible itself)

Also, you're the one who brought up religion in a contentious way. I was just pointing out how what you said was incorrect.
#311 - Well here's news: it's difficult for everyone to ask for help,…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/23/2013 on You -1
#315 - vaginismus (05/25/2013) [-]
What the hell? What do you mean "just you folks with something or other wrong mentally"? You're talking like mental illnesses are some kind of disease and we're out of our mind. Dude, next time think what you write. I never meant that it's somehow less difficult to ask help if you're not diagnosed/don't have any "mental illness". I wrote what is my experience. Here's the news: just because you can hide behind the monitor, doesn't mean you have to be an asshole.
User avatar #316 - paintplayer (05/25/2013) [-]
Mental illness is a disease, that's why it's called an illness. And as an illness it needs to be treated. People with cancer aggressively treat their issue, why should people with mental disorders do any different? If you're not seeking treatment you're ignoring the problem, and it becomes your own fault.
#318 - vaginismus (05/25/2013) [-]
I know it's a disease, but the way you said it rubs me the wrong way. And as a disease, it really can't be compared to fucking cancer - mental illnesses are possible to win without medicine. As for me, I've already gone to doctor for help, months ago. It seems that you don't have any concrete experience dealing with any kind of severe mental illness, so you really shouldn't be here shouting stupid shit to anyone about anything. Twat.
User avatar #319 - paintplayer (05/26/2013) [-]
The fact that you're offended does not constitute a situation for me. Some diseases are treated with medicine, some require therapy, physical or mental, or other forms of treatment. Just because you're too weak to deal with your problems doesn't mean that everyone who has a mental issue should give up like you have.
#320 - vaginismus (05/26/2013) [-]
What the hell are you talking about? Mental and physical diseases are in no way comparable, so don't even try to make sense of the bullshit you spouted. And exactly how did you come to the conclusion that I've given up? Can you read?
User avatar #324 - paintplayer (05/26/2013) [-]
Keep your italics to your self, drama queen. They're absolutely comparable. Medical conditions needing treatment. This is the same problem we have with homosexuality, people trying to "accommodate their differences" rather than look for a cure. Here's my stand on depression: either seek help or stop beating around the bush and just kill yourself already.
#326 - vaginismus (05/26/2013) [-]
Okay, so you obviously can't read, because I just said a few comments previous that I've seeked help. Also, keep your homophobic statements to yourself, please.

Even though mind illnesses have a lot to do with brain chemistry, it's still not comparable to physical diseases. Medication is only a helping factor, not the treatment. For god's sake, kindly shut up and research this stuff because you obviously know nothing. This discussion is unnecessary and over.
#8 - I feel like a chuckle and an, "ok honey" would've be…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/23/2013 on Humble Harry +36
User avatar #9 - reigndrac (05/23/2013) [-]
Well, I had a tendency to be very dramatic in those situations. If he hadn't told me, I'm sure I would have done/said something completely stupid at school and I was already walking on eggshells from what I was told. (Apprarantley my friend and I threw worms at the other girls during recess once.)
#11 - tydrodron (05/23/2013) [-]
What's wrong with throwing worms.

I threw dead birds at people I didn't like.
#16 - verifiedcorn (05/23/2013) [-]
Worms are food not weapons. Jesus, be normal use bullets!
User avatar #53 - ICEDgrunge (05/23/2013) [-]
From this point onward I shall throw handfuls of bullets at my enemies until they die to death.
#17 - tydrodron (05/23/2013) [-]
I cry sometimes over issues like this. Hold me man. I need a hug.
#18 - verifiedcorn (05/23/2013) [-]
#10 - Situation remedied 05/22/2013 on what a hoot +5
#12 - Touche, worthy adversary. 05/22/2013 on Weird... You could say it's... +1
#25 - I don't get why people complain about the size. It's not like …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2013 on It's Uncanny +1
#112 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/23/2013) [-]
I actually do take my xbox back and forth between my parents house, or my friend's place all the time.....

Plus my room and my 'media corner' are a cluttered mess as it is. Smaller is better when it comes to electronics for the most part, I thought the was always the general consensus?
#10 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/22/2013 on Weird... You could say it's... +2
User avatar #12 - paintplayer (05/22/2013) [-]
Touche, worthy adversary.
#12 - I know what I must do 05/22/2013 on Roll back +8
#208 - What is preventing them from seeking help? Even someone with t…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/22/2013 on You 0
#307 - vaginismus (05/23/2013) [-]
I don't know why it's so difficult to ask for help. I, for one, have always had to take care of myself, so perhaps that's one factor. Sometimes it's just hard to even hope that it gets better, so that might be another. Who knows. A mind is a complicated thing.
User avatar #311 - paintplayer (05/23/2013) [-]
Well here's news: it's difficult for everyone to ask for help, not just you folks with something or other wrong mentally. At some point it comes down to sucking it up and going for it, because otherwise you're just going to keep talking yourself out of improving your life because it's "too difficult" and "might not work."
#315 - vaginismus (05/25/2013) [-]
What the hell? What do you mean "just you folks with something or other wrong mentally"? You're talking like mental illnesses are some kind of disease and we're out of our mind. Dude, next time think what you write. I never meant that it's somehow less difficult to ask help if you're not diagnosed/don't have any "mental illness". I wrote what is my experience. Here's the news: just because you can hide behind the monitor, doesn't mean you have to be an asshole.
User avatar #316 - paintplayer (05/25/2013) [-]
Mental illness is a disease, that's why it's called an illness. And as an illness it needs to be treated. People with cancer aggressively treat their issue, why should people with mental disorders do any different? If you're not seeking treatment you're ignoring the problem, and it becomes your own fault.
#318 - vaginismus (05/25/2013) [-]
I know it's a disease, but the way you said it rubs me the wrong way. And as a disease, it really can't be compared to fucking cancer - mental illnesses are possible to win without medicine. As for me, I've already gone to doctor for help, months ago. It seems that you don't have any concrete experience dealing with any kind of severe mental illness, so you really shouldn't be here shouting stupid shit to anyone about anything. Twat.
User avatar #319 - paintplayer (05/26/2013) [-]
The fact that you're offended does not constitute a situation for me. Some diseases are treated with medicine, some require therapy, physical or mental, or other forms of treatment. Just because you're too weak to deal with your problems doesn't mean that everyone who has a mental issue should give up like you have.
#320 - vaginismus (05/26/2013) [-]
What the hell are you talking about? Mental and physical diseases are in no way comparable, so don't even try to make sense of the bullshit you spouted. And exactly how did you come to the conclusion that I've given up? Can you read?
User avatar #324 - paintplayer (05/26/2013) [-]
Keep your italics to your self, drama queen. They're absolutely comparable. Medical conditions needing treatment. This is the same problem we have with homosexuality, people trying to "accommodate their differences" rather than look for a cure. Here's my stand on depression: either seek help or stop beating around the bush and just kill yourself already.
#326 - vaginismus (05/26/2013) [-]
Okay, so you obviously can't read, because I just said a few comments previous that I've seeked help. Also, keep your homophobic statements to yourself, please.

Even though mind illnesses have a lot to do with brain chemistry, it's still not comparable to physical diseases. Medication is only a helping factor, not the treatment. For god's sake, kindly shut up and research this stuff because you obviously know nothing. This discussion is unnecessary and over.
#179 - **** those people who are thumbing you down. Ther…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2013 on You 0
#277 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/22/2013) [-]
I think he failed to account for some things but his message is clear.

As long as you can think and communicate, you can be happy and successful in life.
Life starts to suck when you give up. But as long as you're alive, you can get back in the race again. It's never too late to enjoy your life.
#172 - It's not supposed to be easy, fool. No one who has any true, m…  [+] (11 new replies) 05/22/2013 on You 0
#187 - vaginismus (05/22/2013) [-]
The problem with mental illnesses is that you can't just up and decide that you want to be the president or some such shit. Like you said, you gotta work for it. But for most it's not just that easy to go and get help. It's not like anyone wants to be a miserable loser. Not everyone have the strength themselves or someone pushing them to get help. What I meant exactly is that just because you think you have nothing to live for anymore, doesn't suddenly make you want to go out with a bang and try different things. It's just not that straightforward.
User avatar #208 - paintplayer (05/22/2013) [-]
What is preventing them from seeking help? Even someone with the most severe anxiety could say "mom/teacher/counselor, I'm feeling depressed" then puke and move on.
#307 - vaginismus (05/23/2013) [-]
I don't know why it's so difficult to ask for help. I, for one, have always had to take care of myself, so perhaps that's one factor. Sometimes it's just hard to even hope that it gets better, so that might be another. Who knows. A mind is a complicated thing.
User avatar #311 - paintplayer (05/23/2013) [-]
Well here's news: it's difficult for everyone to ask for help, not just you folks with something or other wrong mentally. At some point it comes down to sucking it up and going for it, because otherwise you're just going to keep talking yourself out of improving your life because it's "too difficult" and "might not work."
#315 - vaginismus (05/25/2013) [-]
What the hell? What do you mean "just you folks with something or other wrong mentally"? You're talking like mental illnesses are some kind of disease and we're out of our mind. Dude, next time think what you write. I never meant that it's somehow less difficult to ask help if you're not diagnosed/don't have any "mental illness". I wrote what is my experience. Here's the news: just because you can hide behind the monitor, doesn't mean you have to be an asshole.
User avatar #316 - paintplayer (05/25/2013) [-]
Mental illness is a disease, that's why it's called an illness. And as an illness it needs to be treated. People with cancer aggressively treat their issue, why should people with mental disorders do any different? If you're not seeking treatment you're ignoring the problem, and it becomes your own fault.
#318 - vaginismus (05/25/2013) [-]
I know it's a disease, but the way you said it rubs me the wrong way. And as a disease, it really can't be compared to fucking cancer - mental illnesses are possible to win without medicine. As for me, I've already gone to doctor for help, months ago. It seems that you don't have any concrete experience dealing with any kind of severe mental illness, so you really shouldn't be here shouting stupid shit to anyone about anything. Twat.
User avatar #319 - paintplayer (05/26/2013) [-]
The fact that you're offended does not constitute a situation for me. Some diseases are treated with medicine, some require therapy, physical or mental, or other forms of treatment. Just because you're too weak to deal with your problems doesn't mean that everyone who has a mental issue should give up like you have.
#320 - vaginismus (05/26/2013) [-]
What the hell are you talking about? Mental and physical diseases are in no way comparable, so don't even try to make sense of the bullshit you spouted. And exactly how did you come to the conclusion that I've given up? Can you read?
User avatar #324 - paintplayer (05/26/2013) [-]
Keep your italics to your self, drama queen. They're absolutely comparable. Medical conditions needing treatment. This is the same problem we have with homosexuality, people trying to "accommodate their differences" rather than look for a cure. Here's my stand on depression: either seek help or stop beating around the bush and just kill yourself already.
#326 - vaginismus (05/26/2013) [-]
Okay, so you obviously can't read, because I just said a few comments previous that I've seeked help. Also, keep your homophobic statements to yourself, please.

Even though mind illnesses have a lot to do with brain chemistry, it's still not comparable to physical diseases. Medication is only a helping factor, not the treatment. For god's sake, kindly shut up and research this stuff because you obviously know nothing. This discussion is unnecessary and over.
#68 - Army ROTC means I'm coming out of college as a 2LT with not a …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2013 on You're a faggot +14
User avatar #71 - Aleafe (05/22/2013) [-]
Rah for me but yeah my corse of action
#8 - I go where I am needed. 05/22/2013 on Tumbler on sexuality ~ +1
#65 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/21/2013 on Cal-Neva +1
#66 - Dwarf (05/21/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #326 at Silk ** k
#63 - I've taken it upon myself to crop out the "I am so done&q…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/21/2013 on Cal-Neva 0
#64 - Dwarf (05/21/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #81 at Honeymoon ** THERE ARE TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE.

I AM SO DONE.


___


YOU CAN'T CROP THEM FROM MY COMMENT. LELELELELEL
#65 - paintplayer (05/21/2013) [-]
#66 - Dwarf (05/21/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #326 at Silk ** k
#13 - I bear my burden with pride and honor  [+] (9 new replies) 05/21/2013 on Tumblr +150
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#50 - geoemissary (05/22/2013) [-]
#47 - pikininja (05/22/2013) [-]
Wait. What is different?
User avatar #48 - flyingflufferflow (05/22/2013) [-]
the person who said "get out" is cut off. as it should be.
User avatar #46 - tacticalhog (05/22/2013) [-]
Wait,what did you do?
screencap the picture above?
#22 - silverhellion (05/21/2013) [-]
User avatar #17 - deathcampforjewtie (05/21/2013) [-]
paintplayer: a true hero.
#16 - shishiko (05/21/2013) [-]
You're doing your FunnyJunk brethren proud...
#45 - I will do my duty  [+] (5 new replies) 05/21/2013 on Cal-Neva +9
#61 - Dwarf (05/21/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #13 at Bad Subs comp. ** What?
User avatar #63 - paintplayer (05/21/2013) [-]
I've taken it upon myself to crop out the "I am so done" and "there are two types of people" and etc. from any Tumblr post I come across on this site.
#64 - Dwarf (05/21/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #81 at Honeymoon ** THERE ARE TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE.

I AM SO DONE.


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YOU CAN'T CROP THEM FROM MY COMMENT. LELELELELEL
#65 - paintplayer (05/21/2013) [-]
#66 - Dwarf (05/21/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #326 at Silk ** k
#67 - The intermittent music is the final nail in this creepiness coffin 05/20/2013 on "Maregasm". +6
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