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paintplayer

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Date Signed Up:1/05/2011
Last Login:3/25/2016
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#81 - I'm sick of aspies with colorblindness thinking that it's some…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/14/2014 on question? 0
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#83 - chaoticwtf (03/14/2014) [-]
im sorry, what dif I just hear? I'm not a lardass, and I don't sit on the computer all day. I have a minimum wage job at burger king, a girlfriend, a best friend whom I've known since I was 3, an xbox, a ds, and a beautiful town which I perfectly enjoy walking and or biking around in the spring and summer seasons.

Also, I didn't say the colorblindness made me any better than another person or peoples. Your assumptions make me chuckle in disbelief.
#84 - paintplayer (03/14/2014) [-]
#31 - Picture 03/13/2014 on implying that I can get a... 0
#24 - 14. There is nothing unique about this, this is just attending…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/13/2014 on implying that I can get a... +1
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#29 - alexstraza (03/13/2014) [-]
You are coming across as a cynic and I am personally glad I've never had the misfortune of dating you are anyone like you :/
#31 - paintplayer (03/13/2014) [-]
#22 - 1. Girlfriend falls out of tree, becomes vegetable, you live y…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/13/2014 on implying that I can get a... +2
#24 - paintplayer (03/13/2014) [-]
14. There is nothing unique about this, this is just attending a sporting event with no knowledge of the sport, which people do fairly often in order to impress people.
15. Washable or not, it's vandalism. Enjoy your fine.
16. Police show up because they think your charades are just a distraction from someone else who is trying to break in.
17. Without the rest of the body, it's just going to look like you photographed a pair of boots in random different places.
18. Some of us work for a living, why do you have all these suggestions where I stay up all night until the dawn? Furthermore, most cities essentially shut down after about 9pm. Further further more, it's like asking to be mugged to walk around a city all night.
19. He probably will create you split pea soup with creme fraiche and a fat loogie because you tried to deviate from a menu he worked hard to put together, not to mention doing so while he's in the middle of a rush so that he's not able to serve the other customers who actually want to adhere to the menu in a timely manner.
20. That would be neat for about 3 1/2 minutes. What do you do for the other 2 hours and 26 minutes?



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#29 - alexstraza (03/13/2014) [-]
You are coming across as a cynic and I am personally glad I've never had the misfortune of dating you are anyone like you :/
#31 - paintplayer (03/13/2014) [-]
#379 - That song is a masterpiece 03/10/2014 on Fucked by a knife +1
#94 - Pin the bread? 03/04/2014 on Hulk Smash +3
#51 - Nightmare fuel 02/28/2014 on Just Girly Things 0
#342 - My dad gave it to me, I'm not entirely sure where he got it. H… 02/27/2014 on she'll be shy but... +1
#340 - That dude is trying way too hard to be hooah, I show a half in…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2014 on she'll be shy but... 0
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#341 - clannadqs (02/27/2014) [-]
Making fun of others for being boots (marine term I picked up) is the opposite of being hooah. Learn a little about the military bud.
#339 - Sorry I offended you by not rolling up my sleeve, I took sever… 02/27/2014 on she'll be shy but... 0