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#40 - My friend and I tried something similar once, called iDosing. …  [+] (5 new replies) 06/27/2013 on Be trippin' 0
User avatar #66 - SRsoccerstar (06/28/2013) [-]
I used to do this, I tried Nitrous which makes you laugh uncontrollably and ihappy which just makes you smile until your jaw hurts like fuck.

It was fun at the time but it only worked some times and for some people. My friend was convinced the hand of god one fucked with his mind but my other friend said he tried LSD and it did nothing.

Oh, and I also did marijuana, I've never done real marijuana to have a direction of accuracy, but i was really relaxed after using it.
User avatar #67 - paintplayer (06/28/2013) [-]
Yeah I tried all those minor ones named after drugs as well as Hand of God and Gates of Hades and none of em did anything too profound except make me really relaxed or paranoid or the sleep paralysis thing with Gates of Hades.
User avatar #68 - SRsoccerstar (06/28/2013) [-]
I mean it was kind of fun back then. I believe this post is legit though because i've read something about this in a book of random facts I have. I've never tried but I think its legit.
User avatar #55 - ilcecchino (06/28/2013) [-]
Proabably sleep paralysis from being so relaxed
User avatar #48 - krobeles (06/28/2013) [-]
I remember trying this out back. on boarding school. All the Gates of Hades thing did, was make my right big toe slightly unconftable, almost like a minature cramp.
I recon its very psychological, as i never really got anything at all from it, yet some of these other dudes claimed to experience highs akin to taking Amphetamine.
#74 - Don't cut yourself on that edge 06/27/2013 on virgins +8
#33 - Great publicity for Frito Lay; hey come try our chips, they ta… 06/27/2013 on Dogs 0
#52 - If you're going to take college as a fresh start, then serious… 06/27/2013 on Summer Sausage +1
#19 - I thought he needed a cool laser  [+] (10 new replies) 06/26/2013 on Title +10
#20 - gnillort (06/26/2013) [-]
mothafuckin diglett
#23 - ponybroski (06/26/2013) [-]
how about niglett
#22 - punnyjunky (06/26/2013) [-]
Snapback for that extra dose of swag
#33 - bertyhell (06/26/2013) [-]
win 98 bg
#34 - jakols (06/26/2013) [-]
User avatar #24 - ningyoaijin (06/26/2013) [-]
I love how much the image degraded over like 5 resaves.
User avatar #25 - punnyjunky (06/26/2013) [-]
You're off by about 9
User avatar #26 - ningyoaijin (06/26/2013) [-]
Bitch, I dunno how to count.
User avatar #27 - punnyjunky (06/26/2013) [-]
It's okay, I understand that being a nigger isn't easy. If you wash twice daily and try to get the black off, you'll notice the effects immediately - effects such as a longing to have children and start a family, get a job, and eat wholesome meals with no friend fowl. Also side effects may include the shrinkage of your penis, and the inability to jump as you grow whiter. But in the end, this will have a positive effect on your life, so just keep going at it, and you may eventually learn to count, like the rest of the civilised and advanced society. Hope I helped.
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#4 - I'm currently watching the episode where Squidward gets trappe… 06/25/2013 on Stuff and things -1
#6 - I'm sure this will come in handy at some point.  [+] (6 new replies) 06/25/2013 on Skateboards +68
#29 - anonymous (06/26/2013) [-]
handy
User avatar #22 - kandeh (06/26/2013) [-]
...was that a pun?
User avatar #18 - foelkera (06/26/2013) [-]
I want one for a hood ornament
#17 - IAmManbearpig (06/26/2013) [-]
backgrounds are for losers.
User avatar #13 - WootBoot (06/25/2013) [-]
I want to post this on every anti gay marriage page on the internet
User avatar #7 - ixcarnifexxi (06/25/2013) [-]
I was about to do that
#7 - I have a 1997 4runner which is a smaller SUV but Lord have mer… 06/25/2013 on How automakers see back... 0
#7 - I'm straight, but I feel like even gay people would find thi… 06/25/2013 on Noice und Toit -5
#24 - West Coast dweller here. I've tried to dig one of those up bef…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/25/2013 on a clam eating salt of its... 0
User avatar #27 - Pedosnake (06/25/2013) [-]
Dig deep and grab the fuck
#30 - anonymous (06/25/2013) [-]
I dug a hole 2 feet deep all around it then tried to dig in from the sides and grab it from underneath but it was so fast
#7 - Not really sure why, but his voice literally makes me slightly…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2013 on Gravity Machine +2
User avatar #28 - mytrueface (06/25/2013) [-]
I loved his voice, but I respect your opinion.
#24 - A small goldfish doesn't use that much oxygen and they leave a… 06/25/2013 on Facepalm.....I can't even.... +5
#17 - Completely sealed off No oxygenation of water Fish will die  [+] (4 new replies) 06/25/2013 on Facepalm.....I can't even.... +23
User avatar #23 - asthmetheus (06/25/2013) [-]
Then explain stores giving me a goldfish in baggies.
#48 - asthmetheus (06/25/2013) [-]
Arghh I be going down with me ship matey!
User avatar #24 - paintplayer (06/25/2013) [-]
A small goldfish doesn't use that much oxygen and they leave a decent amount of air space in the top. You're supposed to transfer them rather quickly. This fish is much larger and the condom has no air space in it. Neither fish would die immediately, but the condom fish would die more quickly.
#18 - DrinknPopcorn (06/25/2013) [-]
Just poke a few holes in it.

oh wait, thats how my girlfriend got pregnant
#19 - I'd like to take a moment to thank OP for not circling the com… 06/25/2013 on Found This On Facebook +1
#53 - Hey I don't go there for an authentic Mexican culinary experie… 06/24/2013 on "Mexican" Food 0
#46 - Can you tell me what that documentary is called? I've been mea…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2013 on Dino feels +1
User avatar #59 - solarisofcelestia (06/18/2013) [-]
I think it's called "Jesus Camp"
#28 - "Ah ha ha ho! Is funny because is a picture of a man who … 06/17/2013 on An Unexpected Encounter +44
#755 - "It is much less difficult to consider each contrasting p… 06/17/2013 on Try it 0
#25 - mfw reading "mirin"  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2013 on Bitches be Mirin +2
User avatar #26 - joyfullreaper (06/17/2013) [-]
ohthankgodithoughtiwastheonlyone
#152 - I've only been to one anime convention and I didn't actually g…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2013 on My life is now complete +4
User avatar #174 - wigglezxd (06/17/2013) [-]
The comicon here in Spokane was roughly the exact same.
One guy at that event actually did pretty good, though, had to give him props. He was a flash, and it was amazing. I didn't get a picture with him, though. 3:
#36 - What did it do to you? Where did it touch you? That bastard, I…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2013 on On set from Man of Steel 0
User avatar #38 - joshofsouls (06/16/2013) [-]
It touched my prostate in ways no movie has ever done before.
#9 - Nice 4Chan avatar, tryhard. 06/13/2013 on Wards... Saving lives +3
#3 - Red line is steel bar/plate  [+] (8 new replies) 06/13/2013 on Goddamn. +190
#57 - qtipd (06/13/2013) [-]
bet you're tons of fun at parties..
User avatar #39 - pulluspardus (06/13/2013) [-]
and they're like "I've made a huge mistake" when they're done with sitting.
User avatar #7 - turian (06/13/2013) [-]
why destroying the magic?
#6 - anonymous (06/13/2013) [-]
what if i told you that the plate is quite visible? like, you can see him sitting on it.
User avatar #9 - bandoslootshare (06/13/2013) [-]
the bottom one is covered by a mat, and the top one you cant see unless you explicitly look under his ass
#5 - anonymous (06/13/2013) [-]
How'd they get in that position?
User avatar #30 - waffies (06/13/2013) [-]
they set it up in the morning, before anyone shows up
#11 - Welshhobo (06/13/2013) [-]
Magic
#6 - Here's an interesting tidbit: CHRISTianity was actually based …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/13/2013 on Faith in Humanity Restored +28
User avatar #16 - schnizel (06/13/2013) [-]
Yoshua of Nazareth*
User avatar #49 - oceanfrank (06/13/2013) [-]
Emmanuel of Nazareth too. Point is they all translate to the same name.
#11 - Here you are  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2013 on I wish onions made me this... +1
User avatar #12 - tenthdivine (06/13/2013) [-]
God bless you <3
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