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#44 - I was at a baseball game with my brother and his friend and th… 07/07/2013 on Being a rich asshole 0
#9 - Dinopoopsicle is right man, there is really no feeling like wo… 07/07/2013 on fat people 0
#8 - He was as depressed as he was funny and it was at least partia… 07/07/2013 on fat people 0
#61 - I never waited, I actively tried to activate them. At age 20, … 07/07/2013 on Superpowers 0
#46 - I would have given him credit for it. 07/04/2013 on Bonus -6
#68 - -Go to supermarket -Buy 50 purple cabbages and cut them al… 07/04/2013 on Naturally geometric cabbage... +7
#72 - And furthermore, how about catcalling back a little bit? I'd h… 06/30/2013 on Feminists -1
#48 - Like most people, I captioned this last time this was posted. 06/29/2013 on So Last Season -1
#78 - If someone tattooing a dick on you against your will isn't gro…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/28/2013 on Well that's just mean but... +93
#176 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/28/2013) [-]
Actually, if she signed a a contract before he did it, they normally have a part that says he can make the image she requests at "in his own vision" or something like that, which basically says he can do whatever and you agree
#160 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/28/2013) [-]
You can at least sue for the cost of tattoo removal and possibly restitution. However, given the fact that she was willing to pay 25 dollars for a tattoo, she probably won't think of this. The idiocy of this individual is high considering she agreed to not see the tattoo until completion. I don't know about anyone else but I want to see what the hell someone is inking into my skin.
#3 - I don't know about when you're drunk, but I found that if I us…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2013 on It's a struggle when you're... +1
#10 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/28/2013) [-]
that sounds delightfully sexual
#67 - Yeah I tried all those minor ones named after drugs as well as…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2013 on Be trippin' 0
User avatar #68 - SRsoccerstar (06/28/2013) [-]
I mean it was kind of fun back then. I believe this post is legit though because i've read something about this in a book of random facts I have. I've never tried but I think its legit.
#30 - Lightbulb: 1911 with "mu Canary >&q… 06/28/2013 on High Capacity! -1
#21 - I kind of want to try the 2006/7 versions of RS that Jagex jus…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/27/2013 on Justice +2
#143 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/28/2013) [-]
As the fellow comment has stated, use a private server. Building skills are easier, but it doesn't really take all the fun out of it. Free shit too usually.
User avatar #31 - cooperjones (06/28/2013) [-]
just use a private server like this one www.zarpor.com/
#40 - My friend and I tried something similar once, called iDosing. …  [+] (5 new replies) 06/27/2013 on Be trippin' 0
User avatar #66 - SRsoccerstar (06/28/2013) [-]
I used to do this, I tried Nitrous which makes you laugh uncontrollably and ihappy which just makes you smile until your jaw hurts like fuck.

It was fun at the time but it only worked some times and for some people. My friend was convinced the hand of god one fucked with his mind but my other friend said he tried LSD and it did nothing.

Oh, and I also did marijuana, I've never done real marijuana to have a direction of accuracy, but i was really relaxed after using it.
User avatar #67 - paintplayer (06/28/2013) [-]
Yeah I tried all those minor ones named after drugs as well as Hand of God and Gates of Hades and none of em did anything too profound except make me really relaxed or paranoid or the sleep paralysis thing with Gates of Hades.
User avatar #68 - SRsoccerstar (06/28/2013) [-]
I mean it was kind of fun back then. I believe this post is legit though because i've read something about this in a book of random facts I have. I've never tried but I think its legit.
User avatar #55 - ilcecchino (06/28/2013) [-]
Proabably sleep paralysis from being so relaxed
User avatar #48 - krobeles (06/28/2013) [-]
I remember trying this out back. on boarding school. All the Gates of Hades thing did, was make my right big toe slightly unconftable, almost like a minature cramp.
I recon its very psychological, as i never really got anything at all from it, yet some of these other dudes claimed to experience highs akin to taking Amphetamine.
#74 - Don't cut yourself on that edge 06/27/2013 on virgins +8
#33 - Great publicity for Frito Lay; hey come try our chips, they ta… 06/27/2013 on Dogs 0
#52 - If you're going to take college as a fresh start, then serious… 06/27/2013 on Summer Sausage +1
#19 - I thought he needed a cool laser  [+] (10 new replies) 06/26/2013 on Title +10
#20 - gnillort (06/26/2013) [-]
mothafuckin diglett
#23 - ponybroski (06/26/2013) [-]
how about niglett
#22 - punnyjunky (06/26/2013) [-]
Snapback for that extra dose of swag
#33 - bertyhell (06/26/2013) [-]
win 98 bg
#34 - jakols (06/26/2013) [-]
User avatar #24 - ningyoaijin (06/26/2013) [-]
I love how much the image degraded over like 5 resaves.
User avatar #25 - punnyjunky (06/26/2013) [-]
You're off by about 9
User avatar #26 - ningyoaijin (06/26/2013) [-]
Bitch, I dunno how to count.
User avatar #27 - punnyjunky (06/26/2013) [-]
It's okay, I understand that being a nigger isn't easy. If you wash twice daily and try to get the black off, you'll notice the effects immediately - effects such as a longing to have children and start a family, get a job, and eat wholesome meals with no friend fowl. Also side effects may include the shrinkage of your penis, and the inability to jump as you grow whiter. But in the end, this will have a positive effect on your life, so just keep going at it, and you may eventually learn to count, like the rest of the civilised and advanced society. Hope I helped.
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#4 - I'm currently watching the episode where Squidward gets trappe… 06/25/2013 on Stuff and things -1
#6 - I'm sure this will come in handy at some point.  [+] (6 new replies) 06/25/2013 on Skateboards +68
#29 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/26/2013) [-]
User avatar #22 - kandeh (06/26/2013) [-]
...was that a pun?
User avatar #18 - foelkera (06/26/2013) [-]
I want one for a hood ornament
#17 - IAmManbearpig (06/26/2013) [-]
backgrounds are for losers.
User avatar #13 - WootBoot (06/25/2013) [-]
I want to post this on every anti gay marriage page on the internet
User avatar #7 - ixcarnifexxi (06/25/2013) [-]
I was about to do that
#7 - I have a 1997 4runner which is a smaller SUV but Lord have mer… 06/25/2013 on How automakers see back... 0
#7 - I'm straight, but I feel like even gay people would find thi… 06/25/2013 on Noice und Toit -5
#24 - West Coast dweller here. I've tried to dig one of those up bef…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/25/2013 on a clam eating salt of its... 0
User avatar #27 - Pedosnake (06/25/2013) [-]
Dig deep and grab the fuck
#30 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/25/2013) [-]
I dug a hole 2 feet deep all around it then tried to dig in from the sides and grab it from underneath but it was so fast
#7 - Not really sure why, but his voice literally makes me slightly…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2013 on Gravity Machine +2
User avatar #28 - mytrueface (06/25/2013) [-]
I loved his voice, but I respect your opinion.
#24 - A small goldfish doesn't use that much oxygen and they leave a… 06/25/2013 on Facepalm.....I can't even.... +5
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