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Date Signed Up:12/11/2010
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#273 - It;s alright man thanks for your time 10/14/2012 on what i want to know is...... 0
#269 - Do you have that one without the text? If you dont mind can i have it?  [+] (2 new replies) 10/14/2012 on what i want to know is...... 0
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#272 - uncalledforgiraffe (10/14/2012) [-]
I don't. Sorry.
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#273 - paintballgun (10/14/2012) [-]
It;s alright man thanks for your time
#443 - NO, go back in the corner 10/14/2012 on Magic 0
#52 - right i forgot about them *gets stung* AAA SWEET RAPTOR JESUS …  [+] (6 new replies) 10/13/2012 on Magic +2
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#60 - zaxzwim (10/13/2012) [-]
hey guys what going on over he- *gets stung* AHH FUCKING WASPS!!
#359 - thestrangestboner (10/13/2012) [-]
#62 - trollwaffle (10/13/2012) [-]
wut
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#84 - samxdaxman (10/13/2012) [-]
what the hell are you all yelling abo- GAH FUCKING WASPS, WHAT THE HELL DID YOU GUYS DO?!?!?!?!?1
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#50 - Did it work?  [+] (8 new replies) 10/13/2012 on Magic +5
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#51 - sonicsyndicate (10/13/2012) [-]
....wait i-i think it actually worked! aahahaha fuck you ac unit im free!!!
*wasps attack*
RRRRRUUUUUNNNNNN!!!!!!!! RUN FOR THINE LIFE!!!!
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#52 - paintballgun (10/13/2012) [-]
right i forgot about them *gets stung* AAA SWEET RAPTOR JESUS RUN FOR YOUR LIVES. AAAAAAAAA
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#60 - zaxzwim (10/13/2012) [-]
hey guys what going on over he- *gets stung* AHH FUCKING WASPS!!
#359 - thestrangestboner (10/13/2012) [-]
#62 - trollwaffle (10/13/2012) [-]
wut
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#84 - samxdaxman (10/13/2012) [-]
what the hell are you all yelling abo- GAH FUCKING WASPS, WHAT THE HELL DID YOU GUYS DO?!?!?!?!?1
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#47 - Well man this is a long shot but, it can work. Try to divide b…  [+] (10 new replies) 10/13/2012 on Magic +13
#49 - sonicsyndicate (10/13/2012) [-]
OH SHI-
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#50 - paintballgun (10/13/2012) [-]
Did it work?
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#51 - sonicsyndicate (10/13/2012) [-]
....wait i-i think it actually worked! aahahaha fuck you ac unit im free!!!
*wasps attack*
RRRRRUUUUUNNNNNN!!!!!!!! RUN FOR THINE LIFE!!!!
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#52 - paintballgun (10/13/2012) [-]
right i forgot about them *gets stung* AAA SWEET RAPTOR JESUS RUN FOR YOUR LIVES. AAAAAAAAA
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#60 - zaxzwim (10/13/2012) [-]
hey guys what going on over he- *gets stung* AHH FUCKING WASPS!!
#359 - thestrangestboner (10/13/2012) [-]
#62 - trollwaffle (10/13/2012) [-]
wut
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#84 - samxdaxman (10/13/2012) [-]
what the hell are you all yelling abo- GAH FUCKING WASPS, WHAT THE HELL DID YOU GUYS DO?!?!?!?!?1
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#44 - Hmm he gonna get grounded for this anyways, Have tried pulling out.  [+] (14 new replies) 10/13/2012 on Magic +12
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#45 - sonicsyndicate (10/13/2012) [-]
hmmmmm.....no i haven't surprisingly.
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#48 - evilanakie (10/13/2012) [-]
try humping it
or scream the words "take me ac unit take me now" at the top of your lungs
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#46 - sonicsyndicate (10/13/2012) [-]
ok this sucks my dad tried that once,it didn't work,so thats why im here sitting around with my dick stuck in the ac
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#47 - paintballgun (10/13/2012) [-]
Well man this is a long shot but, it can work. Try to divide by zero? The force of the implosion can nudge you out.
#49 - sonicsyndicate (10/13/2012) [-]
OH SHI-
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#50 - paintballgun (10/13/2012) [-]
Did it work?
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#51 - sonicsyndicate (10/13/2012) [-]
....wait i-i think it actually worked! aahahaha fuck you ac unit im free!!!
*wasps attack*
RRRRRUUUUUNNNNNN!!!!!!!! RUN FOR THINE LIFE!!!!
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#52 - paintballgun (10/13/2012) [-]
right i forgot about them *gets stung* AAA SWEET RAPTOR JESUS RUN FOR YOUR LIVES. AAAAAAAAA
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#60 - zaxzwim (10/13/2012) [-]
hey guys what going on over he- *gets stung* AHH FUCKING WASPS!!
#359 - thestrangestboner (10/13/2012) [-]
#62 - trollwaffle (10/13/2012) [-]
wut
#64 - brioshell has deleted their comment.
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#84 - samxdaxman (10/13/2012) [-]
what the hell are you all yelling abo- GAH FUCKING WASPS, WHAT THE HELL DID YOU GUYS DO?!?!?!?!?1
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#42 - Ok, try turning at 90 degrees to the right. Hopefully it will …  [+] (16 new replies) 10/13/2012 on Magic +11
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#43 - sonicsyndicate (10/13/2012) [-]
ok and yes i have but he just keeps screaming "I WANNA GO HOME"
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#44 - paintballgun (10/13/2012) [-]
Hmm he gonna get grounded for this anyways, Have tried pulling out.
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#45 - sonicsyndicate (10/13/2012) [-]
hmmmmm.....no i haven't surprisingly.
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#48 - evilanakie (10/13/2012) [-]
try humping it
or scream the words "take me ac unit take me now" at the top of your lungs
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#46 - sonicsyndicate (10/13/2012) [-]
ok this sucks my dad tried that once,it didn't work,so thats why im here sitting around with my dick stuck in the ac
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#47 - paintballgun (10/13/2012) [-]
Well man this is a long shot but, it can work. Try to divide by zero? The force of the implosion can nudge you out.
#49 - sonicsyndicate (10/13/2012) [-]
OH SHI-
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#50 - paintballgun (10/13/2012) [-]
Did it work?
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#51 - sonicsyndicate (10/13/2012) [-]
....wait i-i think it actually worked! aahahaha fuck you ac unit im free!!!
*wasps attack*
RRRRRUUUUUNNNNNN!!!!!!!! RUN FOR THINE LIFE!!!!
User avatar
#52 - paintballgun (10/13/2012) [-]
right i forgot about them *gets stung* AAA SWEET RAPTOR JESUS RUN FOR YOUR LIVES. AAAAAAAAA
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#60 - zaxzwim (10/13/2012) [-]
hey guys what going on over he- *gets stung* AHH FUCKING WASPS!!
#359 - thestrangestboner (10/13/2012) [-]
#62 - trollwaffle (10/13/2012) [-]
wut
#64 - brioshell has deleted their comment.
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#84 - samxdaxman (10/13/2012) [-]
what the hell are you all yelling abo- GAH FUCKING WASPS, WHAT THE HELL DID YOU GUYS DO?!?!?!?!?1
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#19 - i just got a feel over a jar A ******* JAR. damn im going soft 10/13/2012 on Life of a Jar +4
#40 - Having you tried turning it on and off?  [+] (18 new replies) 10/13/2012 on Magic +30
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#41 - sonicsyndicate (10/13/2012) [-]
yea but my dick just keeps going deeper and i believe that there is a wasps nest inside of my ac unit because something is stinging me
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#42 - paintballgun (10/13/2012) [-]
Ok, try turning at 90 degrees to the right. Hopefully it will let the wasps get air so, they can calm down. Have you tried using butters?
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#43 - sonicsyndicate (10/13/2012) [-]
ok and yes i have but he just keeps screaming "I WANNA GO HOME"
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#44 - paintballgun (10/13/2012) [-]
Hmm he gonna get grounded for this anyways, Have tried pulling out.
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#45 - sonicsyndicate (10/13/2012) [-]
hmmmmm.....no i haven't surprisingly.
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#48 - evilanakie (10/13/2012) [-]
try humping it
or scream the words "take me ac unit take me now" at the top of your lungs
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#46 - sonicsyndicate (10/13/2012) [-]
ok this sucks my dad tried that once,it didn't work,so thats why im here sitting around with my dick stuck in the ac
User avatar
#47 - paintballgun (10/13/2012) [-]
Well man this is a long shot but, it can work. Try to divide by zero? The force of the implosion can nudge you out.
#49 - sonicsyndicate (10/13/2012) [-]
OH SHI-
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#50 - paintballgun (10/13/2012) [-]
Did it work?
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#51 - sonicsyndicate (10/13/2012) [-]
....wait i-i think it actually worked! aahahaha fuck you ac unit im free!!!
*wasps attack*
RRRRRUUUUUNNNNNN!!!!!!!! RUN FOR THINE LIFE!!!!
User avatar
#52 - paintballgun (10/13/2012) [-]
right i forgot about them *gets stung* AAA SWEET RAPTOR JESUS RUN FOR YOUR LIVES. AAAAAAAAA
User avatar
#60 - zaxzwim (10/13/2012) [-]
hey guys what going on over he- *gets stung* AHH FUCKING WASPS!!
#359 - thestrangestboner (10/13/2012) [-]
#62 - trollwaffle (10/13/2012) [-]
wut
#64 - brioshell has deleted their comment.
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#84 - samxdaxman (10/13/2012) [-]
what the hell are you all yelling abo- GAH FUCKING WASPS, WHAT THE HELL DID YOU GUYS DO?!?!?!?!?1
#86 - brioshell has deleted their comment.