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Consoles Owned: xbox 360, xbox one
Date Signed Up:2/09/2011
Last Login:4/19/2015
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Content Thumbs: 660 total,  819 ,  159
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Level 65 Content: FJ Cultist → Level 66 Content: FJ Cultist
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Content Views:52771
Times Content Favorited:138 times
Total Comments Made:522
FJ Points:1454

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#97 - got attacked by a dog once, **** can be pretty scary depending…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/13/2015 on faith in cats restored +1
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#116 - dudeyouisnasty (04/13/2015) [-]
I got attacked by a dog whose owners let it run ahead of them on trails. I killed the bitch after it latched onto my arm. I'll be honest, I was scared shitless. Out of nowhere this 50lb dog jumps on me and latches onto my arm and knocks me into the dirt.

Depending on the dog, getting a death grip on the back of their neck is a great way to get their attention. Their necks are also weak when it comes to headlocking them. I had 11 holes in my arm from where he bit me a few times.

Needless to say, the owners were pissed and called the cops on me for killing their dog. After showing the deputy my arm he tore them a new asshole and called for an ambulance. They got three tickets if I remember right.

I think their story was their dog got stung by a be and took off running.
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#143 - mookiea (04/13/2015) [-]
Dude, how'd you kill it.
#152 - valygomu (04/13/2015) [-]
from what I understood
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#134 - manofparody (04/13/2015) [-]
I got mauled by a rottweiler. It was a fun experience.
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#122 - dachief (04/13/2015) [-]
Damn son. How'd you kill it?
#157 - falloutsurvivor (04/13/2015) [-]
i think its a simple matter of strength and speed at the right moment

soon as the dog bites on one arm. wrap the other around the back of its neck. and fold the dogs head back

#20 - anyone got source? 03/31/2015 on Going outside after a... 0
#48 - mfw this post 02/17/2015 on 60 fps dance 0
#2440 - winnipeg crew 02/16/2015 on Where are you from FJ? 0
#2439 - not too bad, cold as **** though  [+] (1 new reply) 02/16/2015 on Where are you from FJ? 0
#2557 - lamboladdy (02/16/2015) [-]
This year hasn't even been too bad.
#168 - annyone else from winnipeg? 02/15/2015 on Where are you from FJ? 0
#129 - pissing with a boner 02/12/2015 on Do Not Ask Why, Ask Why Not +2
#59 - where can i aquire such a plane 12/18/2014 on failed... +2
#417 - **ozzycross rolls 222,329,261** 10/23/2014 on Free Steam +1
#410 - **ozzycross rolls 772,127,031** 10/23/2014 on Free Steam +1