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#59 - Never forgetti the day of spaghetti. 11/29/2014 on 4chan Shirts 0
#85 - 1. The guy is known as a prankster, he doesn't make a hobby ou…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2014 on So close 0
User avatar #86 - furiousmarshmellow (11/23/2014) [-]
He's done many other pranks that are douchey. It's not a hobby of him to do all his pranks every single time (although, he's actually done the soccer thing to many other police cars in another video, I couldn't find it, though). It's a hobby of him to do pranks that are douchey. Yes, they're not all douchey (the beach storming, for example), but for the most part, he bothers people who are doing nothing with his pranks.

And I'm not against clean humor, I'm against douchebaggery. So, I'm against you.
#81 - Ok explain why this is so terrible?  [+] (6 new replies) 11/23/2014 on So close 0
User avatar #82 - furiousmarshmellow (11/23/2014) [-]
1. You wouldn't throw or kick anything at a police car/van, let alone a soccer ball, would you?

2. Stealing someone else's food that THEY paid for.
#104 - justtocomment (11/23/2014) [-]
In the McDonalds scenario, the second person is still going to get their food. It's not like the store is going to go "Sorry, we already gave that order to someone else. So pay for another set or go away"
User avatar #109 - furiousmarshmellow (11/23/2014) [-]
Someone could steal a car, but they could always get another one.

It's the fact that someone would take someone else's things. Fuck the fact they could replace the item. It's in spirit.
#111 - justtocomment (11/26/2014) [-]
It's not like a car because they don't have to pay for it again. It's a harmless prank that the only cost falls on McDonalds in the form of a sandwich that only costs them a buck to make.
#85 - ownubycake (11/23/2014) [-]
1. The guy is known as a prankster, he doesn't make a hobby out of hitting police cars, just did it for a video and he probably apologized or got in trouble (he has already been arrested multiple times so he knows the consequences and doesn't just get away scot-free)

2. Someone does that to you then you get pissed and go inside and talk to a manager. Boom the replace your order with fresh food and comp your meal or give you a refund in most cases (similar situation has happened to me but it was in the store and not the drive through). You then continue your day a little bit peeved but with a free freshly made meal. That still got done to you and it's wrong but again, I highly doubt he makes a hobby out of stealing peoples McDonalds.

Get off your high horse and learn that things don't have to be 100% clean and nice to be funny. Someone can still get spit on and it can be funny.
User avatar #86 - furiousmarshmellow (11/23/2014) [-]
He's done many other pranks that are douchey. It's not a hobby of him to do all his pranks every single time (although, he's actually done the soccer thing to many other police cars in another video, I couldn't find it, though). It's a hobby of him to do pranks that are douchey. Yes, they're not all douchey (the beach storming, for example), but for the most part, he bothers people who are doing nothing with his pranks.

And I'm not against clean humor, I'm against douchebaggery. So, I'm against you.
#83 - How does this blow your hand off?  [+] (13 new replies) 11/21/2014 on trailer-trash dishware +1
User avatar #86 - venomousvalentine (11/21/2014) [-]
When things go from hot to cold too fast they can become volatile. Glass can shatter really hard if you fuck up
User avatar #98 - drummerperson (11/21/2014) [-]
that's metal dick-weed. glass just cracks.
User avatar #114 - irevolutions (11/21/2014) [-]
No, dickweed, I've had it happen to me before.
User avatar #115 - drummerperson (11/21/2014) [-]
well then based on the conclusion venomousvalentine and i have reached, you are a dumbass and deserve the 2015 darwin award.
User avatar #117 - irevolutions (11/21/2014) [-]
You said "glass just cracks" which is not true. You haven't denied that claim, so it's reasonable for me to believe that you're still in the frame of mind.
User avatar #99 - venomousvalentine (11/21/2014) [-]
As someone who fucks around with camp fires a lot, thats both.
User avatar #100 - drummerperson (11/21/2014) [-]
a glass bottle melting isn't the same as different temperature extremes....
User avatar #101 - venomousvalentine (11/21/2014) [-]
I have poured water on super hot glass
it shatters everywhere
User avatar #102 - drummerperson (11/21/2014) [-]
that's why you use a string saturated in lighter fluid, and not torch/flame. it's concentrated. it won't explode, it fucking cracks. if the whole bottle was heated disproportionately then yeah it'd probably "explode" more. just give up dude, i've done this before. it works like a charm.
User avatar #104 - venomousvalentine (11/21/2014) [-]
Thats where the key words "if you fuck up"
User avatar #105 - drummerperson (11/21/2014) [-]
oh well then yeah, i guess. i read it as "fuck you up". my b. but still, it's kinda hard to fuck it up this way. if you decide "i can just use my pilot light instead of a string" then you're fucked. lol
User avatar #106 - venomousvalentine (11/21/2014) [-]
Never underestimate human stupidity. The darwin awards exist for a reason.
User avatar #107 - drummerperson (11/21/2014) [-]
yeah, haha. we should take warning labels off of all products. 1 it will thin out the idiots, and 2 the darwin awards will become really popular. it will have it's own mtv show
#43 - Remove tent and replace outside with living room. Lost pump. What do?  [+] (2 new replies) 11/16/2014 on Lifehack 0
#44 - hoshikami (11/16/2014) [-]
Buy a new one you poor ass hipster fuck.

Or you could just use a hair dryer...
User avatar #51 - vivjames (11/16/2014) [-]
Hipsters are the opposite of poor. they're filthy rich.
#37 - Pranks aren't always nice nor are they funny to the person bei…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/13/2014 on I shit you not -4
User avatar #38 - SteyrAUG (11/13/2014) [-]
But there's a difference between saran wrapping someone's car and keying someone's car. These guys are leaning towards the keying side and still calling it funny.
User avatar #51 - myrolerian (11/13/2014) [-]
Some of this guys aint that bad but I definitely agree. All those "pranks" where pull act as murders and pull out guns or chase people down with red paint on them are just fucking morons.. then they bitch out when their in the ghetto doing it and get a gun pulled on them instead.
#35 - I mean I would be pissed as **** if someone did t… 11/13/2014 on I shit you not 0
#34 - What  [+] (4 new replies) 11/13/2014 on I shit you not 0
User avatar #36 - SteyrAUG (11/13/2014) [-]
That's what all these "pranks" are like today.

"Oh I just went up to a random stranger and punched him in the face. But it's okay because I told him it was a prank."

"I just went up to a random guy in a bathroom stall and sprayed chocolate syrup all over his new shoes and pants. But it's okay because I told him it was a prank."
#37 - ownubycake (11/13/2014) [-]
Pranks aren't always nice nor are they funny to the person being pranked always. I don't know why everyone thinks that they have to be nice innocent things with people consent where no one got their feelings hurt or upset. Don't go punch someone in the face and know when to stop when someone is getting pissed off but pranks aren't always clean or nice and they never have been.
User avatar #38 - SteyrAUG (11/13/2014) [-]
But there's a difference between saran wrapping someone's car and keying someone's car. These guys are leaning towards the keying side and still calling it funny.
User avatar #51 - myrolerian (11/13/2014) [-]
Some of this guys aint that bad but I definitely agree. All those "pranks" where pull act as murders and pull out guns or chase people down with red paint on them are just fucking morons.. then they bitch out when their in the ghetto doing it and get a gun pulled on them instead.
#33 - The guys in a stall with his pants down. Not much risk of gett… 11/13/2014 on I shit you not 0
#210 - Ebola 11/08/2014 on anons hate him! +1
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