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#41 - anon (12/20/2013) [-]
Wrong... Devil is a cool one, he takes murderers, rapists and other fuks. Bonus - he gives you cool stuff, money, fame... (well in exchange for yours soul ofc.) While all loving God of the bible gives you cancer or torture you in any imaginable fuked up way during yours life time to "test yours faith". Bonus - kills everyone that looks in his general direction when he's in bad mood, and gives yours soul to Devil anyway...
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#45 - angelious (12/20/2013) [-]
except the devil "tempts" people to do sins (murder rape and other fuks) and thus corrupts the souls of humans so he can steal them for himself and torture them for all eternity....
#51 - anon (12/20/2013) [-]
Well he only TEMPTS you to surrender yourself to yours desires and does not rise ultimatums "Do as I want or I'll fuk you up, or slaughter firstborn babies of whole nation" There is no bad consequences for not listening to Devil... In other words Devil is a stoner friend with really sh ity ideas "what would be fun to do", and God is a psychotic uncle with a shotgun and sh ity ideas "how to live yours life".
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#52 - angelious (12/20/2013) [-]
nno.the whole point about the christian devil is that he has no other powers than the power of suggestion. a "righteous heart" deters the devil and is protected by gods grace. while a weak heart is poisoned by the devil and is free meat for the devil to reign over


may i also remind you that the christian devil IS NOT the same thing as the jewish devil ( old testament vs new testament)
#56 - anon (12/20/2013) [-]
Isn't that what I said really? Devil comes up to you and offers to beat the sh it out of someone, you tell him to fuk off with moronic suggestions, and he does. God on the other hand, comes and tells you "do this or I'll shoot you in the face, if not today then tomorrow"...
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#57 - angelious (12/20/2013) [-]
no....in a sense devil is like a crack dealer and god is a person who tells you not to use crack.if you buy the crack it will ruin your life.that is why god tells you not to use crack.


in a sense you are claiming that god caused your life to turn to crap after you used crack even thou he was only telling you to not use it since it will fuck you up
#61 - anon (12/20/2013) [-]
All would be nice and cool and crack dealer really suits Devil, but still god stays psychotic uncle with a shotgun...
Young lad you aint doing no drugs do you?
No uncle Jack, I don't use any drugs...
But i saw how that old cracka down street was talking to you! I swear to my dead son if you do drugs imma beat ya to death.
I swear I'm not doing anything like that uncle.
*uncle turns around and walks out of room*
Jesus hes fkn crazy no one in his right mind would buy anything from that old, zombie like, crackpot.
*from another room* WHAT DID YOU CALL ME? CRAZY? *bam shotgun blast to stomach, and then he proceeds to drag yours ass town street and hands you over to crackpot to do all kinds of crazy experiments on you*
So in my opinion its not what they do but how they do it...
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#62 - angelious (12/20/2013) [-]
no its more of god being a concerned father and you being a rebellious teenager who doesnt understand what is good for you.

so the situation is more of


"son dont use drugs,they are bad for you.
OMG U JUST DONT UNDERSTAND ME"

also cant you just sign in...feels stupid to argue with an anon...