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owmyballsack

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:2/29/2012
Last Login:4/08/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#11688
Highest Content Rank:#220
Highest Comment Rank:#2606
Content Thumbs: 27821 total,  31275 ,  3454
Comment Thumbs: 2884 total,  3342 ,  458
Content Level Progress: 77.5% (775/1000)
Level 227 Content: Mind Blower → Level 228 Content: Mind Blower
Comment Level Progress: 49% (49/100)
Level 228 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 229 Comments: Mind Blower
Subscribers:9
Content Views:692251
Times Content Favorited:887 times
Total Comments Made:645
FJ Points:30733
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latest user's comments

#32 - when the people in sims started looking up at me and complaini…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/20/2013 on playing sims in a nutshell +2
#41 - Ken M (12/20/2013) [-]
Wrong... Devil is a cool one, he takes murderers, rapists and other fuks. Bonus - he gives you cool stuff, money, fame... (well in exchange for yours soul ofc.) While all loving God of the bible gives you cancer or torture you in any imaginable fuked up way during yours life time to "test yours faith". Bonus - kills everyone that looks in his general direction when he's in bad mood, and gives yours soul to Devil anyway...
User avatar #45 - angelious (12/20/2013) [-]
except the devil "tempts" people to do sins (murder rape and other fuks) and thus corrupts the souls of humans so he can steal them for himself and torture them for all eternity....
#51 - Ken M (12/20/2013) [-]
Well he only TEMPTS you to surrender yourself to yours desires and does not rise ultimatums "Do as I want or I'll fuk you up, or slaughter firstborn babies of whole nation" There is no bad consequences for not listening to Devil... In other words Devil is a stoner friend with really sh ity ideas "what would be fun to do", and God is a psychotic uncle with a shotgun and sh ity ideas "how to live yours life".
User avatar #52 - angelious (12/20/2013) [-]
nno.the whole point about the christian devil is that he has no other powers than the power of suggestion. a "righteous heart" deters the devil and is protected by gods grace. while a weak heart is poisoned by the devil and is free meat for the devil to reign over


may i also remind you that the christian devil IS NOT the same thing as the jewish devil ( old testament vs new testament)
#56 - Ken M (12/20/2013) [-]
Isn't that what I said really? Devil comes up to you and offers to beat the sh it out of someone, you tell him to fuk off with moronic suggestions, and he does. God on the other hand, comes and tells you "do this or I'll shoot you in the face, if not today then tomorrow"...
User avatar #57 - angelious (12/20/2013) [-]
no....in a sense devil is like a crack dealer and god is a person who tells you not to use crack.if you buy the crack it will ruin your life.that is why god tells you not to use crack.


in a sense you are claiming that god caused your life to turn to crap after you used crack even thou he was only telling you to not use it since it will fuck you up
#61 - Ken M (12/20/2013) [-]
All would be nice and cool and crack dealer really suits Devil, but still god stays psychotic uncle with a shotgun...
Young lad you aint doing no drugs do you?
No uncle Jack, I don't use any drugs...
But i saw how that old cracka down street was talking to you! I swear to my dead son if you do drugs imma beat ya to death.
I swear I'm not doing anything like that uncle.
*uncle turns around and walks out of room*
Jesus hes fkn crazy no one in his right mind would buy anything from that old, zombie like, crackpot.
*from another room* WHAT DID YOU CALL ME? CRAZY? *bam shotgun blast to stomach, and then he proceeds to drag yours ass town street and hands you over to crackpot to do all kinds of crazy experiments on you*
So in my opinion its not what they do but how they do it...
User avatar #62 - angelious (12/20/2013) [-]
no its more of god being a concerned father and you being a rebellious teenager who doesnt understand what is good for you.

so the situation is more of


"son dont use drugs,they are bad for you.
OMG U JUST DONT UNDERSTAND ME"

also cant you just sign in...feels stupid to argue with an anon...
#60 - **owmyballsack rolled a random image posted in comment #101 … 12/20/2013 on shit, its the cops...wait +2
#208 - **owmyballsack rolled a random image posted in comment #119 … 12/12/2013 on What's this? What's This? 0
#543 - Comment deleted 12/10/2013 on (untitled) +6
#158 - thumb number 2000 8D 12/07/2013 on Rube For President 2016 -2
#45 - was feelin this 12/03/2013 on Yes. Please do. 0
#73 - "i seen some **** ." 07/29/2013 on Ryan Gosling 0
#172 - **owmyballsack rolled a random image posted in comment #2813… 07/04/2013 on Math 0
#51 - **owmyballsack rolled a random image posted in comment #4911… 07/02/2013 on Math +1
#388 - took me way too long, im just leaving this because i know that… 06/11/2013 on he ga 0
#366 - i was drunk...theres a difference. want to hear a jok… 06/10/2013 on Christmas every week 0
#260 - scissor me timbers  [+] (2 new replies) 06/08/2013 on Christmas every week -15
#261 - Ken M (06/08/2013) [-]
You are a faggot who tried (and failed miserably) to tell a joke with samefagging.

That was awful, dude. Just awful.
User avatar #366 - owmyballsack (06/10/2013) [-]
i was drunk...theres a difference.

want to hear a joke? go fuck yaself
#259 - hmm...what did i order? i think i was drunk, i wanted somethin…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/08/2013 on Christmas every week -19
#260 - owmyballsack (06/08/2013) [-]
scissor me timbers
#261 - Ken M (06/08/2013) [-]
You are a faggot who tried (and failed miserably) to tell a joke with samefagging.

That was awful, dude. Just awful.
User avatar #366 - owmyballsack (06/10/2013) [-]
i was drunk...theres a difference.

want to hear a joke? go fuck yaself
#207 - **owmyballsack rolled a random image posted in comment #2059… 05/26/2013 on Lurk what I found +1
#180 - feelin like muh ****** superman 05/18/2013 on mild entertainment 0
#72 - atta boy 05/18/2013 on How I eat da pussy 0
#74 - Picture 05/11/2013 on Dog command +1
#74 - indeed yes, paradoxical 05/10/2013 on Pinocchio Nowadays +3
#194 - **owmyballsack rolled a random image posted in comment #29 … 05/10/2013 on Mistakes And False Predictions +3
#111 - i would open the door and say, "POOL PARTY!!" 05/10/2013 on True Panic 0
#222 - and you are left to consider countering their argument again, … 04/22/2013 on Opinions. +1
#162 - or have a rock battlle with the satan so you dont have to beco… 04/08/2013 on What a coincidence... 0
#65 - also, all of the lines formed by this "tab" looks li… 03/07/2013 on Thank God 0
#64 - the gif below me is awesome, that comment is not funny. i once… 03/07/2013 on Thank God +1
#147 - **owmyballsack rolled a random image posted in comment #9404… 03/07/2013 on Epic Troll +1

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#26 - doubleretard (05/11/2013) [-]
**doubleretard rolls 96** CHECK EM
**doubleretard rolls 96** CHECK EM
#24 - wings (09/21/2012) [-]
Your new content was hilarious dude!
Your new content was hilarious dude!
User avatar #25 to #24 - owmyballsack (09/21/2012) [-]
thanks man i appreciate the thumb
User avatar #7 - doubleretard (08/03/2012) [-]
**doubleretard rolls 88**
User avatar #13 to #7 - owmyballsack (08/03/2012) [-]
niiice
User avatar #8 to #7 - doubleretard (08/03/2012) [-]
**doubleretard rolls 86**
User avatar #10 to #8 - owmyballsack (08/03/2012) [-]
**owmyballsack rolls 80** get it right brah
User avatar #9 to #8 - doubleretard (08/03/2012) [-]
**doubleretard rolls 74**
User avatar #12 to #9 - doubleretard (08/03/2012) [-]
**doubleretard rolls 56**
User avatar #11 to #9 - owmyballsack (08/03/2012) [-]
**owmyballsack rolls 89**
User avatar #14 to #11 - doubleretard (08/03/2012) [-]
**doubleretard rolls 23** believe it or dubs
User avatar #16 to #14 - owmyballsack (08/03/2012) [-]
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User avatar #15 to #14 - doubleretard (08/03/2012) [-]
**doubleretard rolls 0** single
User avatar #17 to #15 - owmyballsack (08/03/2012) [-]
**owmyballsack rolls 47**
User avatar #19 to #17 - owmyballsack (08/03/2012) [-]
**owmyballsack rolls 77**
User avatar #18 to #17 - doubleretard (08/03/2012) [-]
**doubleretard rolls 37**
User avatar #21 to #18 - owmyballsack (08/03/2012) [-]
haha cya tomorrow
#23 to #21 - cya (08/03/2012) [-]
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User avatar #20 to #18 - doubleretard (08/03/2012) [-]
**doubleretard rolls 45**
#5 - Ken M (05/12/2012) [-]
I saw that deleted roll pony. -__- We were about to murder you with red thumbs...
User avatar #6 to #5 - owmyballsack (05/12/2012) [-]
haha i hate it when i roll those ****** things
#4 - goldfang **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #3 - nathanialthegreat (03/17/2012) [-]
you said you had no friends so i decided to send you a friend request no you are not forever alone anymore
User avatar #1 - crazybabies (03/12/2012) [-]
what happened to the thumb whore? she was sexy lol
User avatar #2 to #1 - crazybabies (03/12/2012) [-]
nevermind must have hit a small glich there
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