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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:2/29/2012
Last Login:10/18/2014
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Content Ranking:#5285
Highest Content Rank:#220
Highest Comment Rank:#2606
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Level 227 Content: Mind Blower → Level 228 Content: Mind Blower
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Total Comments Made:616
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#46 - i too had the same inkling, you're welcome fellow stranger 01/08/2014 on When no gf.. 0
#156 - i hear ya dude, i just thought it was funny watching him in th…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2014 on I'm actually pretty impressed. +1
User avatar #159 - minionofdolan (01/08/2014) [-]
Im not bashing your comment I thumbed you up just wanted to comment cause I know that feel is all.
#39 - wtf...is this all this ******* kid does???? \  [+] (2 new replies) 01/08/2014 on When no gf.. +6
User avatar #40 - crazymero (01/08/2014) [-]
i knew i seen it before in a warmer environment,thank you random stranger for removing the doubt from my mind
User avatar #46 - owmyballsack (01/08/2014) [-]
i too had the same inkling, you're welcome fellow stranger
#131 - ya, that its dumb 01/08/2014 on Horrible Tattoo Compilation 0
#151 - anyone else watch this guy? he looks so happy that someone els…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/08/2014 on I'm actually pretty impressed. +31
#209 - disasterbater (01/08/2014) [-]
He is Colin. God of Sex.
User avatar #155 - minionofdolan (01/08/2014) [-]
I am that guy. I dont usually do anything that epic but when a friend does it makes me feel like Im a winar like him cause I was there. Usually my friends always bring up that moment when Im around them so I can reenforce the story as a witness. Idgaf cause still gets me laid sometimes.
User avatar #156 - owmyballsack (01/08/2014) [-]
i hear ya dude, i just thought it was funny watching him in the background.
User avatar #159 - minionofdolan (01/08/2014) [-]
Im not bashing your comment I thumbed you up just wanted to comment cause I know that feel is all.
#424 - **** it, ill say it. this post is gay, go to yout…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2014 on Skyrim comp +1
#448 - skiskate (01/07/2014) [-]
I made this compilation finding the most photorealistic screenshots I could find. If any of these where snapshots from video I was not the one who took them, plus 3 of this images are from my game.

I also guarantee that if you post that video as content it will not get above 30 thumbs, funnyjunk hates video.

OP is only a semi-fag
#177 - DON'T TALK **** ABOUT TOTAL 01/06/2014 on What the fuck just happened +19
#40 - check yoself ***** 01/05/2014 on Top Lel +1
#35 - if we can get $ out of politics (lobbyism), then maybe we will…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/05/2014 on Top Lel +3
User avatar #37 - bronyquest (01/05/2014) [-]
lol ur such a fagot, i bet you ackshully suk dicks so you can get moneys to buy didos and put them up ur bum fgt u wana 1v1 me in cod ghosts ill fuckin murder you and rape ur dog nd ur grandma then ill fucking shove a m16 in your ass an fire it and ill fart in your mouth assholr ill bet you live at your parents and hve sax wit ur dog lol sand u actually also ply shitty nintendos zelda lol srsly 1v1 me ill kick your ass you fagit ill murder your pet cat and fuck your teecher and shove rocks up your goldfishes ass and take awae ur xbox fur a weak i hope u die fgt i hope u get canser, but ull juts drop ded after u c my fucken six pak bitch lol i bet ur a fat ass fuck you lol im goin a quick skope no skope ur ass wait i cant cuz ur fat wud absorb the bulet lol i bet u pleh cxbox fag lol nd u like qay seex faggot lol i bet u like mozart and leonardo da kapreo and odder krap musick lolol ill kill ur grandad fgt i hope u eat a shit dik lol srsliouslie giv me ur adrees fagit ill go tu ur fukincg hous and kick your ass until ur as fucking polpe lol lol ur also a bronie fagitr lolb y dnt u jus go 2 9gag the king of internets lol srsly go watch ikarlie or sumth ing lol srs tho u need to liek go die n shit or els ill kill you and fuck ur mom and suck and bounce on heer big tittiez and fuck her in the ass s til she skreems lol and u hav a brother cuz she get pregnint and i shove hinm up ur asshole srs tho plz die i want 2 kik ur ass all day giv me adres ill kill u and eet ur solen and take a shit in ur mouth and them murder ur dad and giv ur grasndad a canser lol i bet u dont even lif of smoak weeede lol 420 faggit srsly skum liek u has to jus die lioek justen beeber lollollololollolo get off the fucking internet fgt opr ill fucking kill ur ass and kill ur goldfish and eat boloney nd k breek al ur x box cds lolololololololololololololololololololololoollolololololoolollololololoolololol olololololol
serius lik ill bet u wath star treck ndd i betu dnt have the new iphone faggitt
#41 - anonymous (01/05/2014) [-]
I'm copying that thank you very much er shen wo lang
User avatar #42 - bronyquest (01/05/2014) [-]
happy trolling
#40 - owmyballsack (01/05/2014) [-]
check yoself nigga
#78 - your doing it all wrong....needs to be shot sideways like this  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2014 on pew pew 0
User avatar #79 - spasticpuppet (01/05/2014) [-]
He is holding his gun Beyond Sideways
#90 - this model of greece looks like a motherboard....weeeyeirdddd 01/05/2014 on Old motherboard looks like... +1
#141 - **owmyballsack rolled a random image posted in comment #211 … 01/05/2014 on Humpback Whale 85 +4
#188 - haha i was just repeating what that other guy said cause he ba…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/04/2014 on Well.... its true +2
User avatar #313 - SognaVetr (01/04/2014) [-]
I didn't really said the same twice. It was alike, but not the same.
#190 - thewisedane (01/04/2014) [-]
You can never stress such stuff enough, eh?
#180 - I'll interject here on Sogna's behalf and say this: just becau…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/04/2014 on Well.... its true 0
User avatar #186 - thewisedane (01/04/2014) [-]
I never said that. I was just suprised that she could say something quite intelligent like that, when what we generally see is a raving lunatic.

I am not saying that she is more intelligent that what we believed, I am saying that she might be, as this sentence show us.
User avatar #188 - owmyballsack (01/04/2014) [-]
haha i was just repeating what that other guy said cause he basically said the same thing twice- figured i go for a third time. i believe you are correct though, sir.
User avatar #313 - SognaVetr (01/04/2014) [-]
I didn't really said the same twice. It was alike, but not the same.
#190 - thewisedane (01/04/2014) [-]
You can never stress such stuff enough, eh?
#276 - and these two outta get along just fine for the next 6 years .…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/04/2014 on title +39
#335 - loneranger (01/04/2014) [-]
The zeros FW.
#315 - lolchris (01/04/2014) [-]
I don't get it
#323 - ideae (01/04/2014) [-]
1 goes inside the hole in the middle of 0
User avatar #317 - Mesmus (01/04/2014) [-]
Sexy time sir
#307 - muswellhillkid (01/04/2014) [-]
Fuck it. You deserve a green thumb, my lord.
#134 - k. 01/04/2014 on A second chance 0
#42 - Picture 01/03/2014 on Daniel Craig +14
#282 - did somebody say "bloody" yanks? then it is time for… 12/21/2013 on Accurate 0
#276 - photoshop skillz 12/21/2013 on Great Moment From South Park 0
#275 - white time allen  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2013 on Great Moment From South Park 0
#276 - owmyballsack (12/21/2013) [-]
photoshop skillz
#217 - mfw i cook with mah ignorant kids some day 12/21/2013 on Children's Units of... 0
#32 - when the people in sims started looking up at me and complaini…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/20/2013 on playing sims in a nutshell +2
#41 - anonymous (12/20/2013) [-]
Wrong... Devil is a cool one, he takes murderers, rapists and other fuks. Bonus - he gives you cool stuff, money, fame... (well in exchange for yours soul ofc.) While all loving God of the bible gives you cancer or torture you in any imaginable fuked up way during yours life time to "test yours faith". Bonus - kills everyone that looks in his general direction when he's in bad mood, and gives yours soul to Devil anyway...
#45 - angelious (12/20/2013) [-]
except the devil "tempts" people to do sins (murder rape and other fuks) and thus corrupts the souls of humans so he can steal them for himself and torture them for all eternity....
#51 - anonymous (12/20/2013) [-]
Well he only TEMPTS you to surrender yourself to yours desires and does not rise ultimatums "Do as I want or I'll fuk you up, or slaughter firstborn babies of whole nation" There is no bad consequences for not listening to Devil... In other words Devil is a stoner friend with really sh ity ideas "what would be fun to do", and God is a psychotic uncle with a shotgun and sh ity ideas "how to live yours life".
#52 - angelious (12/20/2013) [-]
nno.the whole point about the christian devil is that he has no other powers than the power of suggestion. a "righteous heart" deters the devil and is protected by gods grace. while a weak heart is poisoned by the devil and is free meat for the devil to reign over


may i also remind you that the christian devil IS NOT the same thing as the jewish devil ( old testament vs new testament)
#56 - anonymous (12/20/2013) [-]
Isn't that what I said really? Devil comes up to you and offers to beat the sh it out of someone, you tell him to fuk off with moronic suggestions, and he does. God on the other hand, comes and tells you "do this or I'll shoot you in the face, if not today then tomorrow"...
#57 - angelious (12/20/2013) [-]
no....in a sense devil is like a crack dealer and god is a person who tells you not to use crack.if you buy the crack it will ruin your life.that is why god tells you not to use crack.


in a sense you are claiming that god caused your life to turn to crap after you used crack even thou he was only telling you to not use it since it will fuck you up
#61 - anonymous (12/20/2013) [-]
All would be nice and cool and crack dealer really suits Devil, but still god stays psychotic uncle with a shotgun...
Young lad you aint doing no drugs do you?
No uncle Jack, I don't use any drugs...
But i saw how that old cracka down street was talking to you! I swear to my dead son if you do drugs imma beat ya to death.
I swear I'm not doing anything like that uncle.
*uncle turns around and walks out of room*
Jesus hes fkn crazy no one in his right mind would buy anything from that old, zombie like, crackpot.
*from another room* WHAT DID YOU CALL ME? CRAZY? *bam shotgun blast to stomach, and then he proceeds to drag yours ass town street and hands you over to crackpot to do all kinds of crazy experiments on you*
So in my opinion its not what they do but how they do it...
#62 - angelious (12/20/2013) [-]
no its more of god being a concerned father and you being a rebellious teenager who doesnt understand what is good for you.

so the situation is more of


"son dont use drugs,they are bad for you.
OMG U JUST DONT UNDERSTAND ME"

also cant you just sign in...feels stupid to argue with an anon...
#60 - **owmyballsack rolled a random image posted in comment #101 … 12/20/2013 on shit, its the cops...wait +2
#208 - **owmyballsack rolled a random image posted in comment #119 … 12/12/2013 on What's this? What's This? 0
#543 - Comment deleted 12/10/2013 on (untitled) +6
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#26 - doubleretard (05/11/2013) [-]
**doubleretard rolls 96** CHECK EM
**doubleretard rolls 96** CHECK EM
#24 - wings (09/21/2012) [-]
Your new content was hilarious dude!
Your new content was hilarious dude!
User avatar #25 to #24 - owmyballsack (09/21/2012) [-]
thanks man i appreciate the thumb
User avatar #7 - doubleretard (08/03/2012) [-]
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niiice
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**owmyballsack rolls 80** get it right brah
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**doubleretard rolls 23** believe it or dubs
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User avatar #21 to #18 - owmyballsack (08/03/2012) [-]
haha cya tomorrow
#23 to #21 - cya ONLINE (08/03/2012) [-]
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User avatar #20 to #18 - doubleretard (08/03/2012) [-]
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#5 - anonymous (05/12/2012) [-]
I saw that deleted roll pony. -__- We were about to murder you with red thumbs...
User avatar #6 to #5 - owmyballsack (05/12/2012) [-]
haha i hate it when i roll those ****** things
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User avatar #3 - nathanialthegreat (03/17/2012) [-]
you said you had no friends so i decided to send you a friend request no you are not forever alone anymore
User avatar #1 - crazybabies (03/12/2012) [-]
what happened to the thumb whore? she was sexy lol
User avatar #2 to #1 - crazybabies (03/12/2012) [-]
nevermind must have hit a small glich there
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