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Date Signed Up:4/26/2012
Last Login:7/29/2015
Location:Oregon
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#409 - I like your personality. 07/27/2015 on Post your selfie 0
#180 - It's pretty much a documentation of an error or wrong you comm… 07/27/2015 on retail problems +6
#107 - That is very true, unfortunately. 07/27/2015 on retail problems 0
#106 - Yo man that's ****** up. People trying to be all righte… 07/27/2015 on retail problems 0
#100 - Really depends on where you live, and how your manager is. … 07/27/2015 on retail problems +4
#98 - I work there, dumbass. dunno where yall live where they hire a…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2015 on retail problems +8
#165 - anon (07/27/2015) [-]
Well they hired you.
#29 - implying an aspie can get a socially demanding job like one at subway  [+] (5 new replies) 07/27/2015 on retail problems +44
#189 - mountaintroll (07/27/2015) [-]
I have ass burgers, I worked at subway, became shift leader, quit when I kept having to work open till close alone, threw keys to store away, got charged £256 from my final pay for the lock change, and "missing stock", subway is a fucking joke.
User avatar #94 - MatthewsGauss (07/27/2015) [-]
I worked at subway for 2 years and i've had 3 aspies. One girl and girl aspies are the fucking worst, 2 guys and one of the guys liked to wear guy-liner and listened to nothing but deathcore always tried to growl and once tried to play his shit on the radio which I unplugged almost instantly other aspie never talked and did his work fine
#65 - anon (07/27/2015) [-]
You've obviously never been to a subway.
User avatar #98 - overture (07/27/2015) [-]
I work there, dumbass. dunno where yall live where they hire aspies to interact with a variety of customers
#165 - anon (07/27/2015) [-]
Well they hired you.
#16 - >18, work at subway >about to ring up customer &…  [+] (20 new replies) 07/27/2015 on retail problems +304
#215 - anon (07/27/2015) [-]
Shit, the sub shop I work at is small and independently owned- I know the owners personally- If a customer tried to pull that I think everyone working at the time would kindly, but firmly, let that customer know that they are both retarded and a twat.
#179 - jakeattack (07/27/2015) [-]
what exactly does getting written up do?
User avatar #207 - apostolos (07/27/2015) [-]
Enough of them and they have physical proof that they have a "reason" to fire you..
#216 - anon (07/27/2015) [-]
Not to nit pick, but evidence, not proof.
User avatar #180 - overture (07/27/2015) [-]
It's pretty much a documentation of an error or wrong you committed on the job.
User avatar #166 - badgerbaiting (07/27/2015) [-]
The customer is always right, even when he's a fucking cunt.
User avatar #112 - watyoutalkabout (07/27/2015) [-]
subways a shit place to work
User avatar #87 - capinsquiggles (07/27/2015) [-]
A cute girl I knew that worked at Subway got fired for being slow and unprofessional on one occasion due to the fact that her co-worker was new, rude, and extremely slow at his job, even after months of being there

Subway seems to be pretty shitty to work at sometimes
User avatar #100 - overture (07/27/2015) [-]
Really depends on where you live, and how your manager is.

Mine is pretty tolerant, and the general public is kind. But, you'll meet the occasional bitchboy
User avatar #72 - bonerjam (07/27/2015) [-]
you see the sad part is those kind of managers knew you were right, but absolutely and utterly do not give a single flying shit because they want to save face and are only looking out for number 1. fuck man i've been there.
User avatar #107 - overture (07/27/2015) [-]
That is very true, unfortunately.
#52 - vidyagaems (07/27/2015) [-]
Ill share my subway story with you, subway friend.
>17, working register at subway
>guy comes in and gets a chicken bacon ranch sub
>coworker puts it in the oven for too long and it comes out a little burnt
>ask customer if he wants a new sub since its a little burnt
>"Nah man, its fine"
>gets his veggies and sauce and stuff and gets to me on the register
>"Can I get a discount since you guys burnt my sub?"
>pic related
>"I want to speak to your manager"
>Hey Grandma this guy wants to talk to you
>Grandma tells him tough shit and to pay for his shit and leave
I love it when people would try and be smug about getting the manager to me.

User avatar #106 - overture (07/27/2015) [-]
Yo man that's fucked up. People trying to be all righteous and shit just cause they're the customer. He definitely got told by Grandma there.

I usually only give discounts if the person was waiting an extremely long time for an order before them, or something subtle like that.
User avatar #25 - PenguinsOfMars (07/27/2015) [-]
sounds like everyone is right except you, maybe you have the autismo?
User avatar #29 - overture (07/27/2015) [-]
implying an aspie can get a socially demanding job like one at subway
#189 - mountaintroll (07/27/2015) [-]
I have ass burgers, I worked at subway, became shift leader, quit when I kept having to work open till close alone, threw keys to store away, got charged £256 from my final pay for the lock change, and "missing stock", subway is a fucking joke.
User avatar #94 - MatthewsGauss (07/27/2015) [-]
I worked at subway for 2 years and i've had 3 aspies. One girl and girl aspies are the fucking worst, 2 guys and one of the guys liked to wear guy-liner and listened to nothing but deathcore always tried to growl and once tried to play his shit on the radio which I unplugged almost instantly other aspie never talked and did his work fine
#65 - anon (07/27/2015) [-]
You've obviously never been to a subway.
User avatar #98 - overture (07/27/2015) [-]
I work there, dumbass. dunno where yall live where they hire aspies to interact with a variety of customers
#165 - anon (07/27/2015) [-]
Well they hired you.
#55 - That ship launched last year in October  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2015 on A ship set on sea +4
User avatar #80 - manter (07/26/2015) [-]
I thought this was LCS 9. I could not tell if it was or not. I still work at this shipyard anyways. We just launched another one last Saturday.
#5 - damn look at that 2007 dialect. pretty cool to look back at 07/23/2015 on Poor Mr. Skeltal, wrong... 0
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User avatar #15 to #14 - keatontheghostfox ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
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#16 to #15 - overture ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
Ayyyyy ;)
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