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#32 - Dang it dale 08/05/2013 on Protest fail +1
#92 - OP, are you really this guy or just thumb-whoring  [+] (6 replies) 08/04/2013 on Take that feminists (read... 0
#171 - XxMacxX (08/04/2013) [-]
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#764 - overlordss (08/05/2013) [-]
Dude, like i said father down, huge congrats man. Hope you and your daugther have a great life together. I hope your ex changes around too, it would suck for her to grow up mom -less, as a child from a divorced household I know all to well what its like to grow up with a single parent.
#228 - anon (08/04/2013) [-]
y do americens have so many wood house
#200 - tacolishous (08/04/2013) [-]
And you didn't do what most women do and get, like, $1500/mo on child support. Though I do think she should pay more.
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#110 - misfitsftw (08/04/2013) [-]
i havent seen this before and it doesnt look like anyone else has, judging by the comments.
#113 - overlordss (08/04/2013) [-]
Well then good for this guy, glad that his bitch of an ex got what was coming to her. Hope that little girl grows up to be a succesful well payed women and giver her dad all the credit!
#24 - Ok there anon, why dont you show us how blue your name is inst…  [+] (2 replies) 08/02/2013 on life hax! -6
#134 - bluerangermartin (08/02/2013) [-]
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#11 - I can do that, hold my beer.  [+] (8 replies) 07/17/2013 on Gravity. It works? +26
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#77 - manformen (07/17/2013) [-]
can someone explain the difference between alpha and beta for me?
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#99 - rieskimo (07/17/2013) [-]
"Alpha male" is a term used when describing social interactions between pack animals. An alpha male is a male that leads the pack, other members in the pack are subservient to the alpha male. The alpha male eats first, fucks first, and basically gets to do what the fuck ever it wants.

Neckbearded motherfuckers and douchebags have come together on the internet(and likely offline) to use the term Alpha Male to apply it to people who take charge and don't take shit from people.
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#97 - manformen (07/17/2013) [-]
wow, awesome! didn't expect such a detailed description from funnyjunk, but damn! thanks! here is a thumb.
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#14 - darkhaitsu (07/17/2013) [-]
you actually copied this comment from the facebook page
good try but i spotted you !
#17 - winsauceiswin (07/17/2013) [-]
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#45 - darkhaitsu (07/17/2013) [-]
Why thanks.