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Date Signed Up:11/15/2011
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Incubus in disguise, Lord of the flies,
A pile of shit dressed up to appetize
The main course, degradation a la mode,
You accept the invitation,
I know how to treat a lady, I'm a fountain of love like Christ,
So shower in the golden jewelry of my balls,
Eagerly you suck it down like a pig, in a toilet,
In a vacuum, in a tornado, in a black hole

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#153 - namdelliks (02/02/2013) [-]
You sir are retarded. Just because someone probably told you that when you were 8 doesn't mean it's true. It's completely false and irrelevent to the drink. The whole 'shrinks your testicles' thing just comes from the fact that it has Yellow 4 in it, a food coloring that is in a lot more than just mountain dew.
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#162 - oneentity (01/27/2013) [-]
Plants produce oxygen via photosynthesis and carbon dioxide while 'breathing'. They produce more oxygen than CO2 but there surely are some micro organisms in that bottle too and they need oxygen and produce CO2.
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#182 - hamstergeddon (01/27/2013) [-]
Don't ya hate when someone delete their comments, possibly out of shame, after they said something stupid, and you are left to wonder what they said forever?
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#189 - oneentity (01/27/2013) [-]
I hate more when they delete comment you replied to and then you look like you are talking to the wall.
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#184 - Nameloc (01/27/2013) [-]
He was asking "HOW DOES IT LIVE WITHOUT CARBON DIOXIDE?!?!?"
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#186 - hamstergeddon (01/27/2013) [-]
Oh, thanks.
#160 - barehype (01/27/2013) [-]
Saprobiotic organisms break dead plant matter, when these saprobiotes respire they produce carbon dioxide.
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#156 - thedemonic (01/27/2013) [-]
the plant supplies oxygen for bacteria to live, to break down the leaves
#171 - alarmdemon (01/27/2013) [-]
what i learned on FJ today is!
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#155 - Nameloc (01/27/2013) [-]
The decaying leaves produce carbon dioxide.

It says in the post, mate.
Maybe read it before posting?
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