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#35 - Can you actually believe that's Henry Rollins, the Black Flag … 03/01/2016 on mark ruffalo on his loss. +2
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#21 - *What a great day, hanging out with the boss and ***** 12/22/2015 on Darth Grinch +15
#493 - yeah, you know the drill 12/20/2015 on Scrap & Topheavy #2 0
#10 - yup  [+] (2 new replies) 12/18/2015 on Straight fucking savage. +44
#11 - jizzmeista (12/18/2015) [-]
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#8 - IIRC it's not photoshop, but a bonus clip in extra material fr…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/18/2015 on Straight fucking savage. +72
#9 - jizzmeista (12/18/2015) [-]
so its actually just JJJ in a spidey suit being exellent?
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#11 - jizzmeista (12/18/2015) [-]
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#184 - Picture 12/18/2015 on Sweet, sweet justice +10
#73 - Maybe not popular here, but I am a feminist. The…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/11/2015 on Buckle up Bonehead +15
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#78 - hideyowives (12/11/2015) [-]
too bad definitions arnt really a real thing
just another made up idea humans came up with to make sense of things
if someone pulls a gun on you, the definition of a bullet wont stop it from shooting you
#84 - hideyowives (12/11/2015) [-]
also lets be real
we are all america during world war 2
those guys are getting fucked up over there "well at least it isnt us"
like, everyone does evil things, everyone looks out for their own selfish wants first
why give a fuck about social rights, if everyone just stopped pretending a individual represents more than just the individual, we wouldnt need laws that let you pull over people for "probable cause" for illegal immigration "well officer what made you think he could be a illigal" and the officer responds with "well he looked the part"
but why focus on social rights, if we cant save a single individual, what is the point of saving the whole? i mean id get it, but at least in america, we are a country who will stay silent about isis when they are carving up africa and other nations, not a single report, but the second we are in some way threatened, you see nothing else
not trying to be a edgy cunt
but why get upset instead of doing the opposite
the world is shit, we all die, every single one of us in some way will die alone and in agony and fear, every single action we take kills lifeforms and things that could grow, ever step you take causes destruction on a catastrophic scale that because of our size we cant comprehend
why not just take out a cigar, take a puff sit in a comfy chair and relax, enjoy our time before we become dirt once again
truth be told its why fundamental satanism (the cool kind where you are nice to people, not the cutting people open , screaming, or you know the idiotic cult system that has nothing to do with satanism at all. besides in name ) kinda of makes me smile, i dont believe or anything but knowing a religion says "dont be a dick, live your life happily, if someone is a dick to you, end their happy life and continue with your own" just seems like everyone would be cool, like the whole thing of towns with no law and tons of guns, no one will want to be a dick, if when they decided to be a dick, everyone who was nice a second ago decided "lets fuck up this dick"
think the world would be better, if we accepted the violence death and evil, but used those as wards, taught our kids "you will die, enjoy your time until you do" and maybe those kids wouldnt be special snowflakes wanting the world to be handed to them, if we took the people who couldnt survive from stupidity or they didnt deserve the lives they had, we just take them into the woods and let them get eaten by wolves, or fuck, no joke, if by some miracle this world existed, id be willing to gut any who had to be gutted, id do that to myself if it meant making the world a bit better
because the strong didnt fuck the world up this bad, it was the weak, the victims who wanted to grow up to be the oppressers, its rape victims who dont consider walking down the ghetto in skimpy clothing in pitch black in a drug filled area, to be a fucking open fucking letter inviting anyone who isnt as nice as you to victimize you, then after the rape say there was nothing the could have done,

people need to look after themselves, nothing else nothing more, when all pretense and posturing and politics are dropped, what more could one attempt than to save one other person?, at a time?, anything else is unintelligent people pretending
man i get lost in these rants, really i do them more to get my own jumbled thoughts out on somewhere than any other point, just felt like i had to explain that diarrhea of the mouth...fingers.....text
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#85 - hideyowives (12/11/2015) [-]
man i love to see myself speak, and ugh my choice of sexy puppet
#122 - THANK YOU! I am a liberal, no question about it. I li…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/01/2015 on Sausage Juice Watermelons +13
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#223 - poutinesalad (12/02/2015) [-]
Your country is fucked. The battle has been won by the wrong people already.

All you can do is hope for a bloody revolution.
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#198 - manza (12/01/2015) [-]
I like meritocracy but I have some issues with it. Not everyone gets the same education. Private schools versus Public schools for example. Or how New York gets mandatory Regents exams and other states do not. You could have two clones and based on their families wealth and economic status, receive different education for both.

I have no clue how this could be fixed though. Or is it already addressed in some way?
#53 - don't confuse European liberals with the US liberalism. In Swe…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/05/2015 on Welcome to rape, here we... +1
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