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Rank #5128 on SubscribersLevel 153 Content: Faptastic
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|Date Signed Up:||3/30/2010|
|Funnyjunk Career Stats|
|Highest Content Rank:||#371|
|Highest Comment Rank:||#9873|
|Content Thumbs:||7277 total, 7722 , 445|
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|Content Level Progress:|| 91% (91/100) |
Level 153 Content: Faptastic → Level 154 Content: Faptastic
|Comment Level Progress:|| 60% (6/10) |
Level 146 Comments: Faptastic → Level 147 Comments: Faptastic
|Times Content Favorited:||825 times|
|Total Comments Made:||220|
|Favorite Tags:||funny (3) | children (2)|
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|#140 - > Friend inflates one for himself. > Now *******…||08/20/2014 on Effects of different drugs||0|
|#138 - All this lot seem to have never done Nos (that's what we call … [+] (1 new reply)||08/20/2014 on Effects of different drugs||+1|
#140 - other (08/20/2014) [-]
> Friend inflates one for himself.
> Now fucking what.
> 'Put the balloon in your mouth and breathe in as deeply as you can. But not just once, that's how the rookies do it.'
> He's telling me I have to repeatedly breathe this mysterious gas.
> Yeah, okay.
> 'Keep going until the balloon is empty.'
> Can we just fucking do this already, we're going to miss Gorillaz.
> Friend sticks balloon in his mouth and starts sucking it like a little dick.
> I do the same.
> Take a massive breath, let it out slowly.
> Partly through mouth back into the balloon, partly through nose into the open air.
> Manage 4 more massive breaths and feel like I'm about to explode.
> Friend has finished his and he reaches over and squeezes my balloon until it's empty.
> Oh Fuck Me.
> Little flaccid balloon cock falls from my mouth as a drop backwards and just lie there.
> Lips numb, tongue numb, ears numb, hands and feet numb.
> Head feels like it's completely filled with gas.
> Can hear deep, thumping bass in my brain.
> There isn't even a band on.
> After 90 seconds of this I'm back to normal.
> It's a fast and extreme high.
> Friend grins at me.
> 'Shall we do another one?'
> Do all those 100 canisters between us over the next 5 days. They're super moreish.
And that's pretty much it. As far as I can tell they haven't had any negative effects. inb4 'hurr durr you're a drug addict you don't know anything'. Nos isn't addictive, it's just really nice.
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