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Age: 27
Date Signed Up:3/30/2010
Last Login:7/28/2015
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Comment Ranking:#32222
Highest Content Rank:#371
Highest Comment Rank:#9873
Content Thumbs: 7277 total,  7722 ,  445
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Content Level Progress: 91% (91/100)
Level 153 Content: Faptastic → Level 154 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 60% (6/10)
Level 146 Comments: Faptastic → Level 147 Comments: Faptastic
Subscribers:16
Content Views:287521
Times Content Favorited:825 times
Total Comments Made:220
FJ Points:5908
Favorite Tags: funny (3) | children (2)

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    Story Time Story Time
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    Green/red etc Green/red etc
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    Peanut bitter, is that you? Peanut bitter, is that you?
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    Fuck I'm excited Fuck I'm excited
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    black children black children
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    what is this i don't even what is this i don't even
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latest user's comments

#243 - This is strange. Tomorrow I'm going to see my "friend&quo… 05/07/2015 on All glory to the hypnotoad -6
#398060 - 69 04/19/2015 on FJ PARTY TIME, FOR REAL 0
#62 - Has anyone got that picture of cute Medusa with a great rack s…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2015 on King Midas and Medusa 0
User avatar #66 - thesunpraiser (04/07/2015) [-]
Commenting to return once you get the picture.
#104 - Not sure if thatsthejoke.jpg or not, but 50 Shades of Grey sta… 03/23/2015 on stuff 0
#1626 - 6'3" 21 Once I put a USB in the right way up first time.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2015 on Brag and post your best... +1
User avatar #1665 - richiix (03/03/2015) [-]
That is like the best thing to brag about. I'm jealous!
#425 - I wanted to say dickish things but not get red thumbs on my ma… 02/17/2015 on Origin of your username +1
#34 - I like my women like I like my whiskey: 12 years old and mixed… 11/21/2014 on I laughed, but it hurt +3
#140 - > Friend inflates one for himself. > Now *******… 08/20/2014 on Effects of different drugs 0
#138 - All this lot seem to have never done Nos (that's what we call …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/20/2014 on Effects of different drugs +1
#140 - other (08/20/2014) [-]
> Friend inflates one for himself.
> Now fucking what.
> 'Put the balloon in your mouth and breathe in as deeply as you can. But not just once, that's how the rookies do it.'
> He's telling me I have to repeatedly breathe this mysterious gas.
> Yeah, okay.
> 'Keep going until the balloon is empty.'
> Can we just fucking do this already, we're going to miss Gorillaz.
> Friend sticks balloon in his mouth and starts sucking it like a little dick.
> I do the same.
> Take a massive breath, let it out slowly.
> Partly through mouth back into the balloon, partly through nose into the open air.
> Manage 4 more massive breaths and feel like I'm about to explode.
> Friend has finished his and he reaches over and squeezes my balloon until it's empty.
> Oh Fuck Me.
> Little flaccid balloon cock falls from my mouth as a drop backwards and just lie there.
> Lips numb, tongue numb, ears numb, hands and feet numb.
> Head feels like it's completely filled with gas.
> Can hear deep, thumping bass in my brain.
> There isn't even a band on.
> After 90 seconds of this I'm back to normal.
> It's a fast and extreme high.
> Friend grins at me.
> 'Shall we do another one?'
> Do all those 100 canisters between us over the next 5 days. They're super moreish.
And that's pretty much it. As far as I can tell they haven't had any negative effects. inb4 'hurr durr you're a drug addict you don't know anything'. Nos isn't addictive, it's just really nice.
#80 - I don't usually reply to comments on my content, but I had to … 08/10/2014 on Real-Time Translator App 0
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#1 - vorarephilia (08/10/2014) [-]
So, is this your other account?
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