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#1 - therealrarity (04/12/2012) [-]
Hey.
#142 to #1 - orsongasm (04/15/2012) [-]
Of course, and they are poni flavoured.

When I can't afford it.
#143 to #142 - therealrarity (04/15/2012) [-]
Applejack flavoured dick. Nice.

Why are you staying for so long?
#144 to #143 - orsongasm (04/15/2012) [-]
NO. RAINBOW DASH COCK. OPEN WIDE, FAGIT.

I intended to kill myself, you know.
#145 to #144 - therealrarity (04/15/2012) [-]
**** NO. RAINBOW DASH TASTES LIKE OLD LADY TITTIES COMBINED WITH SULFURIC ACID.

Why did you want to do it in a hotel?

#146 to #145 - orsongasm (04/15/2012) [-]
THEN LET'S TRY FLUTTERBITCH.

I don't know. It seemed out of people's way. I don't want to be a problem in death, too.
#147 to #146 - therealrarity (04/15/2012) [-]
You're not a problem now, though.
#148 to #147 - orsongasm (04/15/2012) [-]
I always am and will be a problem.
#149 to #148 - therealrarity (04/15/2012) [-]
To who? How?
#150 to #149 - orsongasm (04/15/2012) [-]
To you. Because I are not good human.
#153 to #150 - SyntaxError (04/20/2012) [-]
If you're not a good human, the solution is to be a good human.
Not being a human at all is frankly counterproductive.
#174 to #153 - orsongasm (04/21/2012) [-]
How does it not solve the problem?
#175 to #174 - SyntaxError (04/21/2012) [-]
You're still cheap, you're just dead, too, so you can't do anything about it, and you'll be cheap forever.
#176 to #175 - orsongasm (04/21/2012) [-]
This solves MY problem. Not anyone else's. If they want to spend their lives obseesing over a dead person, they're no better than I.
#177 to #176 - SyntaxError (04/21/2012) [-]
It doesn't physically solve it at all, though.
You're still physically cheap.

No but seriously, in short, go see a psychiatrist.
#178 to #177 - orsongasm (04/21/2012) [-]
No.
#180 to #178 - SyntaxError (04/21/2012) [-]
Well, let me just put it this way:
If you killed yourself right now, absolutely no one would remember you after a little while.
Which is exactly why you shouldn't.
Your life is full of meaning. People still remember Einstein and Audrey Hepburn and Guan Yu and all sorts of artists and politicians and soldiers and people of all different races and eras.
It's exactly by not killing yourself that you're making a life worth remembering.
#179 to #178 - SyntaxError (04/21/2012) [-]
Alright.
#164 to #153 - orsongasm (04/20/2012) [-]
But you're saying I'm creating conflict. There is no conflict in my choice.
Because I don't like my life. Why else?
#165 to #164 - SyntaxError (04/20/2012) [-]
There is no conflict anywhere, is what I'm saying.
and of course you don't like your life, I mean why don't you like your life?
#166 to #165 - orsongasm (04/20/2012) [-]
There's nothing to enjoy in it. I just hate life in general. I don't really think I was ever meant to be alive, and no one really cares if I'm alive or not, so there's no reason not to.
#167 to #166 - SyntaxError (04/20/2012) [-]
If no one cares that you're alive, do something worth caring for.
There's always solutions, and suicide is the cheap way out.
#168 to #167 - orsongasm (04/20/2012) [-]
Of course it's the cheap way out. I'm cheap.
#169 to #168 - SyntaxError (04/20/2012) [-]
Well that's your problem right there.
#170 to #169 - orsongasm (04/20/2012) [-]
And suicide is a solution. Good day, sir.
#171 to #170 - SyntaxError (04/20/2012) [-]
Suicide is the effect of the problem.
#172 to #171 - orsongasm (04/20/2012) [-]
It solves the problem, ergo, it is a solution.
#173 to #172 - SyntaxError
(04/20/2012) [-]
It doesn't solve the problem at all, and that's the problem in itself.
#154 to #153 - orsongasm (04/20/2012) [-]
Good thing it's so easy.
#155 to #154 - SyntaxError (04/20/2012) [-]
It's not.
It's the hardest thing you can do.
Still, if you shoot for it, you're going to be better of no matter where you are.
#156 to #155 - orsongasm (04/20/2012) [-]
That's ********.
#157 to #156 - SyntaxError (04/20/2012) [-]
It's common sense.
If you aim for the bulls-eye, you're going to get closer than if you didn't.
#158 to #157 - orsongasm (04/20/2012) [-]
That doesn't matter in real life. You either win or you lose. There is no close or second-chance.
#159 to #158 - SyntaxError (04/20/2012) [-]
You can get second, you can get third, maybe fourth.
You lose, but you don't lose as much.
#160 to #159 - orsongasm (04/20/2012) [-]
Or you can see it's a waste of time and opt-out.
#161 to #160 - SyntaxError (04/20/2012) [-]
Then you're last.
The thing is, you're not competing against anyone.
It's pretty simple. We're all going in the same direction.
You're making conflict out of something that doesn't have conflict.
#162 to #161 - orsongasm (04/20/2012) [-]
That has nothing to do with anything. I want to end my life. There is no conflict there.
#163 to #162 - SyntaxError
(04/20/2012) [-]
There is no conflict anywhere.
You're not competing with anyone.
Either way, why?
Why end your life?
#151 to #150 - therealrarity (04/15/2012) [-]
You're not a problem to me.
You are a good person.
#122 to #1 - orsongasm (04/15/2012) [-]
Boring and depressing. Whatevah.

How was your day?
#123 to #122 - therealrarity (04/15/2012) [-]
Well, did anything happen that you want to talk about?
And is anything bothering you that you want to discuss?

Good.
#124 to #123 - orsongasm (04/15/2012) [-]
I got an Adventure Time poster. That was pretty cool.
Yeah, a lot is bothering me, and I do want to discuss it, but if you don't that's okay. I don't HAVE to talk about it.

Have you taken any drugs?
#125 to #124 - therealrarity (04/15/2012) [-]
I do want to. Please talk to me about anything and everything you want to talk about.

Nothing that wasn't prescribed to me.
Have you?
#126 to #125 - orsongasm (04/15/2012) [-]
Elonkuu, I'm so very tired of myself.

None? What about alcohol?

Yeah, a little. I don't really do much unless someone else pays for it, though.
#127 to #126 - therealrarity (04/15/2012) [-]
What about you are you tired of?

No.

What drugs?
#128 to #127 - orsongasm (04/15/2012) [-]
Everything.

I'm so proud!

Marijuana mostly. Tobacco once.
#129 to #128 - therealrarity (04/15/2012) [-]
Go into detail, if you will.
Why are you tired of yourself?

What effect did it have on you?
#130 to #129 - orsongasm (04/15/2012) [-]
I don't want to be alive any more. I hate my personality and my looks and my life. What's not to hate?

I was a bit relaxed. It gave me a headache after my problems rushed back. As for tobacco, all it did was make me look cool.
#131 to #130 - therealrarity (04/15/2012) [-]
Really, there's nothing to hate about you. I don't know what you look like, but I assume you're underestimating your looks. You underestimate everything about yourself, really.

When did you first take it?
#132 to #131 - orsongasm (04/15/2012) [-]
You lie...

Last year, actually.
#133 to #132 - therealrarity (04/15/2012) [-]
The only thing about you that you need to work on, obviously, is your depression.
Not many people enjoy hanging around depressed people. It makes them sad as well.

Why'd you first take it?
#134 to #133 - orsongasm (04/15/2012) [-]
But you enjoy hanging around me, don't you. Don't you?

Depression.
#135 to #134 - therealrarity (04/15/2012) [-]
You probably won't believe me, but I actually do.
Maybe because I've convinced myself I can actually help you.

Did you buy it yourself?
#136 to #135 - orsongasm (04/15/2012) [-]
It has nothing to do with my sex appeal?

Yeah.
#137 to #136 - therealrarity (04/15/2012) [-]
Maybe just a little.
I've been told your cock is the best on the streets.

When was the last time you took it?
#138 to #137 - orsongasm (04/15/2012) [-]
You've been told wrong. My cock is the best in the world.

I'd say 10 weeks ago, but I'm probably wrong. Even yesterday is a little hazy.
#139 to #138 - therealrarity (04/15/2012) [-]
Never should have trusted those Asians.

Are you still at the hotel?
#140 to #139 - orsongasm (04/15/2012) [-]
So we ****** or what?

Yes ma'am.
#141 to #140 - therealrarity
(04/15/2012) [-]
Do you have the XXXXL condoms?

When are you going to go home?
#102 to #1 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
That feels like a lifetime ago. I can't do it. I can't do it at all.
#103 to #102 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
Relax, okay? You can do it. I know you can.
I'll help you. I promise.
#104 to #103 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
I can't. You know I can't. Nothing can change that. I'm sorry, but you know it's true.
#105 to #104 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
You can, though. I really do think so.
May be it true that it won't happen overnight, and it may take a very long time, but I know we can make you happy again. Together. And we'll find you more friends, too. They'll also be there for you.

I promise, I'll do everything in my power to help you. I'm not going to leave you unless you want me to.
#106 to #105 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
I just wish I would kill myself. Then I could stick with the thought that no one cares. Then I could be at peace. I know a lot of people don't like me, and I know it's my fault. I also know a few people(you) like me. I don't really know anything. I just wish I could die.
#107 to #106 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
Relax.. it's okay. I promise everything'll be okay soon.
Don't worry, please. You'll be okay soon. There's nothing to worry about.

I love you. I really do. I'll take care of you, and you'll feel better.
You'll never feel this way again.
#108 to #107 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
You'll take care of me? You're too kind, person who is thousands of miles away.
I love you too, but I don't know if I can live.
I probably will feel this way again, but thank you anyways.
#109 to #108 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
I know that I can't really be there for you, and I'm sorry.
But I'll do everything in my power to help you.

Just stay alive for a little while longer, please.
#110 to #109 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
I'm just joking, Eleni.
You're doing more than some people less than a mile away.

I'm going to hate myself for this, but okay.
#111 to #110 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
Thank you so much. I'm going to do the best I can to help you.
#112 to #111 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
I know. I just hope, for your sake, that it works out.
#113 to #112 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
Thank you. You're doing a huge favour for me, on your part.
#114 to #113 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
Just don't worry, okay? My computer's going to die soon. I love you. Goodnight.
#115 to #114 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
Be sure to get some rest tonight.
I love you too, and goodnight. Sleep well.
#116 to #115 - orsongasm (04/15/2012) [-]
BUKAKKE?!
#117 to #116 - therealrarity (04/15/2012) [-]
Only always.
Only always.
#118 to #117 - orsongasm (04/15/2012) [-]
Only Rarity can look fashionable wearing a gallon of semen.

Hi.
#119 to #118 - therealrarity (04/15/2012) [-]
How are you?
#120 to #119 - orsongasm (04/15/2012) [-]
Not a lot has changed since last night, so take from that what you will.

How are you? How was your day?
#121 to #120 - therealrarity
(04/15/2012) [-]
I understand.. how was your day?

I'm good.
#82 to #1 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
Because you've earned a rest, wouldn't you agree?
#83 to #82 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
No.
#84 to #83 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
Why not?
#85 to #84 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
I love you.
#86 to #85 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
So many people want you to be happy, including me. As long as we're friends that's not possible.
#87 to #86 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
I am happy.

I want you to be happy.
#88 to #87 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
Well... you shouldn't have to worry about stuff like this.
#89 to #88 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
Do you have post-traumatic stress disorder?
#90 to #89 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
I don't know. Maybe. Probably not.

Please, Eleni. I'm begging you, just forget about this. Forget all of this. Just talk to friends or your family, just please forget me.
#91 to #90 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
I don't think you really want to be dead.
That would explain your cowardice.
#92 to #91 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
No, I don't want to be dead, I want to stop living, if that makes any sense.
#93 to #92 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
Yeah, I get what you mean.
But I think that maybe you do want to be alive. Just without the pain, yeah?
#94 to #93 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
Yeah, but the pain isn't going to go away. Suicide is the only way to stop this spiraling cataclysm of misery.
#95 to #94 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
How can you be sure?
#96 to #95 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
I'm not. Death is the only certain thing in this world. I would rather bet on that.
#97 to #96 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
Death itself is certain, but no one knows what happens after death.

What if you're more miserable than before? And you can't use suicide as an escape route?
#98 to #97 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
What does it matter to you? You won't have to worry about me if I'm dead.
#99 to #98 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
But I won't have to worry about you either if you're alive and happy.
#100 to #99 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
But I don't know if that will ever happen. If it does, it might happen long after you've left FJ.
#101 to #100 - therealrarity
(04/14/2012) [-]
We can make it happen. We just need to get you more adjusted to the world again.
I know at one point in your life, you were truly happy. And we can make that happen again.
#62 to #1 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
It could be.

I think I can do it.
#63 to #62 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
Do what?
#64 to #63 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
I won't bother you with it. Forget I brought it up.
#65 to #64 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
Are you talking about suicide?
#66 to #65 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
Just ignore it. You've got more important issues.
#67 to #66 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
I'm assuming this is about suicide, and I can't ignore the fact that someone's life is on the line.

I don't care if you think you can do it. You're not going to do it, no matter how much you want to. I'm not letting you.
#68 to #67 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
Like I said, just forget about it okay? It's not your problem.
#69 to #68 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
It is my problem. You're my friend and I'm not letting you do this.

May I ask why you're in a hotel?
#70 to #69 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
Leave it be.

I really had to get away from people, so I took a sort of vacation from society, not that I normally participate in it much. Besides, it's less messy.
#71 to #70 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
Please.. please don't. I know that life is hard for you, and I know that you're depressed, and I know that you're tired of living and all of that.   
   
But please don't do this.
Please.. please don't. I know that life is hard for you, and I know that you're depressed, and I know that you're tired of living and all of that.

But please don't do this.
#72 to #71 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
Just forget about it, okay? How was your day?
#73 to #72 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
Please..
#74 to #73 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
I regret even mentioning it. You just can't forget about it, can you?
#75 to #74 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
I'm sorry..
#76 to #75 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
It's not your fault. Can you just ignore it? Please?
#77 to #76 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
What am I supposed to do?
#78 to #77 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
Ignore it.
#79 to #78 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
Why?
#80 to #79 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
Because you should relax.
#81 to #80 - therealrarity
(04/14/2012) [-]
Why?
#42 to #1 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
Can I ask you a question?
Do you think your life would be better if you had never met me? Please be honest.
#43 to #42 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
I probably wouldn't be as sad as I am, but my life wouldn't be necessarily better.
#44 to #43 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
But it wouldn't be as bad, right?
#45 to #44 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
My life isn't bad, though.
You don't make it bad, either.

I just absolutely hate seeing young people like this.
#46 to #45 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
You know I do make it worse, though.
#47 to #46 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
You don't. Srsly.
#48 to #47 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
I know you're lying, but thanks anyways.
#49 to #48 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
I'm not lying.
I know I make your life worse, though.
#50 to #49 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
Hahahahahaha. Oh wait, you were serious. Let me laugh even harder. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
#51 to #50 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
Well then.
Well then.
#52 to #51 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
Either you're saying you make my life worse to annoy me, and that's dumb, or you actually believe it, and that's sad.
#53 to #52 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
I must be pretty sad then.
#54 to #53 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
Don't tell me that. What on earth would make you think that?
#55 to #54 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
If I were in your position, and I had one friend who wasn't even remotely capable of helping me, I would probably be even more miserable than before.
#56 to #55 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
Sorry for the late reply...

You don't make my life miserable, Eleni. You're the only person I can trust, and the only person I care about. You don't make my life in any way worse. You make it so much better.
#57 to #56 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
Don't worry about it.

Well.. thank you, I guess. I know I don't help you at all, but I really do care about you. I promise I do.
#58 to #57 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
I know you do.

Mouthbleeding and sweating is not a good combination.
#59 to #58 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
Why is your mouth bleeding? And why are you sweating?
#60 to #59 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
I'm not sure about that one. Maybe it's cut, I can't find sores though. Maybe blood is coming from my nose to my mouth. That could be a possibility, though I don't know why I would have a nosebleed.

I'm staying in a hotel, and this place is hot as ****.
#61 to #60 - therealrarity
(04/14/2012) [-]
Perhaps the heat could be causing the nosebleed?
#22 to #1 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
Don't worry. You're no longer obliged to do whatever you wish to call what you've been doing.

So, anything new?
#23 to #22 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
I was never obliged to do whatever I wish to call what I've been doing. I don't think, anyways.
But I pretty much already know how you feel, anyways. Maybe you're right.

Not particularly.
#24 to #23 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
Of course I'm right. I'm always right.

Oh. Cool.
#25 to #24 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
Yeah.

I guess.
#26 to #25 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
Exhausted of talking to me already?
#27 to #26 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
I don't really know what to discuss.
#28 to #27 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
Me neither.
#29 to #28 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
Do you like Pokemon?
#30 to #29 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
I do. I'm guessing you do too?
#31 to #30 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
I've only played Pokemon Red, but yeah, I was addicted to it at the time.
#32 to #31 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
I played Silver. It was pretty fun, I suppose.

http://www.vizzed. com/play/earthbound-snes-online-super-nintendo-7828-game
I came fuzzy pickles.
#33 to #32 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
I'm going to play the **** out of this game.
#34 to #33 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
That awkward moment when you're raping ponies and one of them turns into a watermelon, then Rarity walks in with a moustache made of penises. Draw it, fagit.
#35 to #34 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
Sorry it took me so long, the watermelon's purple stripe was really hard to design.
#36 to #35 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
YOU HAVE RUSTLED MY JIMMIES PRETTY DAMN HARD, ELOONKU. On a side note, I want to frame it.
#37 to #36 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
Thinking it might be quality enough for the Museum of Modern Art.
#38 to #37 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
Sell it to a private collector. The public doesn't deserve to beseech their gaze upon this masterpiece.
#39 to #38 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
No truer words have been spoken.

I'll be back in a few momentos.
#40 to #39 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
Okay. I'll be here.
#41 to #40 - therealrarity
(04/14/2012) [-]
Hay gurl.
#2 to #1 - orsongasm (04/13/2012) [-]
I'm dead.
#3 to #2 - therealrarity (04/13/2012) [-]
What?
#4 to #3 - orsongasm (04/13/2012) [-]
I'm dead.
#5 to #4 - therealrarity (04/13/2012) [-]
What do you mean?
#6 to #5 - orsongasm (04/13/2012) [-]
Exactly what I said.
#7 to #6 - therealrarity (04/13/2012) [-]
But you're not dead.
#8 to #7 - orsongasm (04/13/2012) [-]
I am.
#9 to #8 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
Did something happen?
#10 to #9 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
I killed myself and I am now dead.
#11 to #10 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
How am I expected to have a coherent response to that?
I don't even know what to say.
#12 to #11 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
ARE YOU NUTS?! I'M A COOOOOOOOOORPSE!

Hey.
#13 to #12 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
MAYBE JUST A LITTLE.
#14 to #13 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
Hey, ******.
#15 to #14 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
Hay gurl.
Are you doing okay?
#16 to #15 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
How about we talk about you? How are YOU doing?
#17 to #16 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
Well, I'm doing pretty well.
How are you, though? Are you holding up well?
#18 to #17 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
What's keeping you pretty well, hmm?
And let's not talk about me.
#19 to #18 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
You know I'm going to ask again eventually, and I can be pretty persistent. But if you don't want to talk about you right now, so be it.

As for me, I slept over my cousins' house and, for a change, engaged in physical activity (lolnotsex).
It was actually a nice change from staying in my room all day. It's made me pretty damn miserable, but I think I'm okay now.

#20 to #19 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
What exactly is there to talk about?

Amazing. I'm glad you feel so great.
#21 to #20 - therealrarity
(04/14/2012) [-]
I just want to make sure you're doing okay. Not feeling any worse than before. Checking up on you and all.

Yeah, thanks.