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Date Signed Up:5/14/2013
Last Login:7/31/2015
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Highest Comment Rank:#1085
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latest user's comments

#1 - But crazy people don't know their crazy 04/12/2015 on So lonely 0
#1 - Comment deleted 04/12/2015 on (untitled) +11
#1 - he was a literal guinea pig in that experiment 04/12/2015 on Spread your wings and fly 0
#2 - If you ever want to get back at a girl and ruin her life …  [+] (6 new replies) 04/12/2015 on 3 year old repost. +8
User avatar #7 - aejann (04/13/2015) [-]
How would you ruin her life by making her a man? Let her stay a woman.
#6 - kez (04/13/2015) [-]
If you want to ruin her life then just get into a relationship with her and make her fat then cheat on her with all her friends and dump her so she is left fat, betrayed by all the people closest to her and with no friends to handle the problems with.

Like i mean its fucked up but its way more effective
#9 - thepizzadevourer (04/13/2015) [-]
Nigga I felt sad just reading that
I mean, why not try to change them for the better?
#12 - kez (04/13/2015) [-]
He said about ruining someones life.

I just thought of the most fucked up legal and easiest way to do it.

but yeah, its fucked
User avatar #13 - thepizzadevourer (04/13/2015) [-]
I didn't mean that you'd ever do it IRL or anything. Just . . . y'know, gave me a feel.
#14 - kez (04/13/2015) [-]
yeah i know, just replying to the spoiler part of the comment.

All the best dude
#6 - does she do **** 04/12/2015 on Even More Work My Wife Has... -2
#2 - Funny junk gets time machine goes back in time to relive and r…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/12/2015 on Websites with time machines +215
#36 - fristiprinses (04/12/2015) [-]
Oh my god that would result in memes with infinite dankness
#31 - securityexplain (04/12/2015) [-]
With each loop building upon previous one, over and over again, achieving millions of years of evolution of memes within just couple of chronological years.

The world would bow.
#10 - anon (04/12/2015) [-]
>funnyjunk

>CREATING THINGS
User avatar #42 - amusingusername (04/12/2015) [-]
Technically they wouldn't be reposts because they hadn't been posted yet.
#14 - What the ***** the point of the glove and this feeding …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/12/2015 on Countdown to Popeye status -1
#19 - anon (04/12/2015) [-]
The glove is because the scientist still needs to use that hand after feeding, while not have to be afraid of opening the sores that they will inevitably get.
That system of feeding is probably because they require feeding on a live human for their scientific observations (ie mosquito killing drug prototype that a human ingests or some bs)
#2 - Here we have a pack of soccer moms in their natural enviroment 04/12/2015 on Funny Football 0
#5 - W- w- well a vagina just a hole with mucus in it that could po…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/12/2015 on this is why im a lesbian +2
User avatar #12 - elsannabaka (04/12/2015) [-]
im I the only one who dosnt thing jeyjeys are sexy as fuck? I mean, some looks good, but i seen so many nasty jayjays. And smelled a few bad ones too. I still love da pussy, but 8/10 times i find the jayjay to be either pretty darn disgusting or just as a really pleasant hole to sheath my blood sword
#2 - Aw come on he just wanted to bust a nut in her holes 04/12/2015 on Squirrels +1
#1 - man fj should make a game call it the adventures of as he b… 04/12/2015 on Free Space exploration Game 0
#3 - I don't know looks kind of flat 04/12/2015 on Archer 0
#7 - They went through some Jurassic measures in order to get that dinosaur 04/12/2015 on Didn't We Already Try This +2
#2 - Guess he thought something was fishy  [+] (14 new replies) 04/12/2015 on OMG SCIENCE! +136
#44 - lmrml (04/14/2015) [-]
you forgot this
#6 - madeofhydrogen (04/12/2015) [-]
Too easy, man.
User avatar #12 - glootimus (04/12/2015) [-]
There's not a thing in the world that is "too easy"

except ur mom lol
User avatar #8 - orelse (04/12/2015) [-]
He should've scaled it down. Think of some Fin different.
#9 - madeofhydrogen (04/12/2015) [-]
#10 - orelse (04/12/2015) [-]
Call the Carps, they can't un-pun you!
User avatar #13 - mrdeviljho (04/12/2015) [-]
Normally I'd make some kind of hateful comment, but seeing how I'm in a good mood, think I'm just gonna Tuna you out!
User avatar #15 - blackholedragon (04/12/2015) [-]
Well I guess by now it's nothing that can be kelped
User avatar #19 - mrdeviljho (04/12/2015) [-]
So, how long before you think one of us will Krill the joke?
User avatar #25 - mangobutt (04/13/2015) [-]
Both of you need to shut up and let this joke be FINished.
User avatar #27 - mrdeviljho (04/13/2015) [-]
Wow... that really hurt my Eel-ings
User avatar #29 - mangobutt (04/13/2015) [-]
Dammit, you Beat me to the eel pun
#26 - anon (04/13/2015) [-]
Water you going to do about it?
User avatar #28 - mangobutt (04/13/2015) [-]
I actually EEL bad about my last comment, maybe you guys can just SCALE it back.
#2 - ******** if this was dbz two punches would've been thro… 04/12/2015 on On the next episode of DBZ 0
#1 - and then this happened 04/12/2015 on Do Webs Come Out When He +5
#1 - I don't know when or why but one day i will use this 04/12/2015 on Mommy u scary 0
#2 - That movie was worth every BUCK but it's nothing to FAWN over 04/12/2015 on Deers +3
#1 - Why is he naked  [+] (5 new replies) 04/12/2015 on Don't Forget Protection +14
User avatar #48 - hydraetis (04/13/2015) [-]
but he's not naked tho
User avatar #29 - whiteusername (04/13/2015) [-]
he's still not asking for it
User avatar #12 - phoenixforger (04/12/2015) [-]
OMG, you can't ask him that. That's victim blaming.
User avatar #6 - supremetaco (04/12/2015) [-]
It's a required step
User avatar #59 - tenaciouslee (04/13/2015) [-]
Step 1: Strip naked
Step 2: Cunt punt
Step 3: Titty twister
Step 4: Win
#73 - but that is **** it's from a porn scene if i recall correctly 04/11/2015 on true fans 0
#258 - I want Oreo to have a super sized cookie I don't give a **… 04/03/2015 on "I wanna make you... 0
#380240 - me 03/24/2015 on FJ PARTY TIME, FOR REAL 0
#379482 - Stream vidoe games on fj 2 03/24/2015 on FJ PARTY TIME, FOR REAL 0
#377802 - one day you should have a party on fj 2 03/24/2015 on FJ PARTY TIME, FOR REAL +1
#377265 - faster than you could start talking ******** Ha ju… 03/24/2015 on FJ PARTY TIME, FOR REAL 0

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User avatar #4 - instalation (12/29/2014) [-]
I am the first, to comment here.
User avatar #5 to #4 - instalation (12/29/2014) [-]
**** . REALLY?
#6 to #5 - anon (12/31/2014) [-]
Im not very popular on here
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