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#79 - And I was referring a tabletop RPG called Paranoia in which a … 12/03/2015 on putting it out there 0
#60 - Perhaps we should streamline the process a bit more and stick …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/03/2015 on putting it out there 0
#73 - turtlord (12/03/2015) [-]
This is actually the setting of a show called Gene Shaft. After massive overpopulation almost leads to the extinction of the human race, It is decided that all new humans will be created artificially. They are all sterile, have a maximum natural lifespan of 30 years, and are genetically designed to fill a specific role.
#79 - organiclead (12/03/2015) [-]
And I was referring a tabletop RPG called Paranoia in which a computer called Friend Computer runs an underground city called Alpha Complex with extreme ineptitude and paranoia. The characters are all clones because you die so often making a new character each time would be very tedious.
#33 - It's showing off the da Vinci Surgical System, a cool little r…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/02/2015 on Sewing a grape up 0
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#41 - senseiweasel (12/02/2015) [-]
Very well. A colleague of mine had been diagnosed with terminal pancreatic cancer, completely inoperable, 97% chance of fatality. He didn't accept the diagnosis, and went private - he was operated on by the Da Vinci, and not only did it completelt remove the cancer, it did it in such an unintrusive way that he (having been on the verge of death pre-op) was able to check himself out of the hospital and walk home four days later. It was absolutely incredible.
#37 - Here's a few sauces on the subject: (this … 12/02/2015 on A 2 year old with bigger... +1
#21 - Which is kind of controversial right now. They're still trying…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/02/2015 on A 2 year old with bigger... +3
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#76 - amuzen (12/02/2015) [-]
I once caught a largeish furry spider Which I later learned was either a wolf spider or a hobo spider in my house and shooed it outside, two hours later I felt a sharp prick on one of my legs, slapped it and found it to be what looked like the same spider.

by the next day I had a huge chunk of melted pussing yellow flesh on that leg about the diameter of a tooney and about a centimer deep. I don't remember what happened next very well because I got super sick and spent the next week passed out after but I remember being legitimately afraid for my life for a bit there.
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#37 - organiclead (12/02/2015) [-]
Here's a few sauces on the subject:

www.idph.state.il.us/envhealth/pcreclusespiders.htm (this one's section is fairly small)
#6 - The Imperium does hate Eldar, but Eldar are one of the dudes t… 11/23/2015 on some WH40k feels +5
#4 - Well, it'd be an improvement. 11/23/2015 on Drugs +3
#8 - You can also buy an order of adhesive from merchants if you ha…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/18/2015 on Fallout 3 vs. Fallout 4 +3
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#17 - rodiganschmidt (11/18/2015) [-]
The robot in goodneighbor sells shipments of adhesive
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#21 - amonlavtar (11/18/2015) [-]
She is the sexiest character in the whole game
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#32 - ineedtotakeapiss (11/18/2015) [-]
I didn't realise she was a ladybot for a good while. Now I can't help but stare at her robot titties whenever I go there.
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#34 - amonlavtar (11/18/2015) [-]
i cant help but litsen to that SEXUAL AS FUCK voice of hers when she speaks of murder
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#36 - metacobalion (11/18/2015) [-]
Check her terminal upstairs if you haven't already.
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#54 - amonlavtar (11/19/2015) [-]
oh dont worry, i did
#7 - Picture 11/17/2015 on What a Wonderful War 0
#22 - I'm a little bit disappointed I can't find any videos for this...  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2015 on DICKS +13
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#81 - robotvoice (11/18/2015) [-]