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#30 - Wait, Witch agreed to play Monsterhearts and she didn't notice… 02/18/2016 on No Fun Paladins +9
#77 - Not that rare, they're just a bit more reclusive than guys bec… 02/17/2016 on DnD with a Grill +1
#27 - When did it become to be a fad to be "weird" or &qu… 02/07/2016 on Introverts -1
#37 - Enough hookers and blow to get daddy issues though sheer osmosis. 01/05/2016 on Star Wars VIII Leak 0
#56 - I dunno, I have yet to see atheists come to my door during din… 01/04/2016 on Atheism +10
#33 - Not only that, but asexuality really doesn't have much reason … 12/20/2015 on Honest sexuality flags 0
#54 - You answered your own question. Your window of opportunity for…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2015 on RIP western civilisation 3 +15
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#111 - Shiny (12/12/2015) [-]
As Grace Hopper would know today, being pretty doesn't get a warship named after you.
#79 - And I was referring a tabletop RPG called Paranoia in which a … 12/03/2015 on putting it out there 0
#60 - Perhaps we should streamline the process a bit more and stick …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/03/2015 on putting it out there 0
#73 - turtlord (12/03/2015) [-]
This is actually the setting of a show called Gene Shaft. After massive overpopulation almost leads to the extinction of the human race, It is decided that all new humans will be created artificially. They are all sterile, have a maximum natural lifespan of 30 years, and are genetically designed to fill a specific role.
#79 - organiclead (12/03/2015) [-]
And I was referring a tabletop RPG called Paranoia in which a computer called Friend Computer runs an underground city called Alpha Complex with extreme ineptitude and paranoia. The characters are all clones because you die so often making a new character each time would be very tedious.
#33 - It's showing off the da Vinci Surgical System, a cool little r…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/02/2015 on Sewing a grape up 0
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#41 - senseiweasel (12/02/2015) [-]
Very well. A colleague of mine had been diagnosed with terminal pancreatic cancer, completely inoperable, 97% chance of fatality. He didn't accept the diagnosis, and went private - he was operated on by the Da Vinci, and not only did it completelt remove the cancer, it did it in such an unintrusive way that he (having been on the verge of death pre-op) was able to check himself out of the hospital and walk home four days later. It was absolutely incredible.
#37 - Here's a few sauces on the subject: (this … 12/02/2015 on A 2 year old with bigger... +1
#21 - Which is kind of controversial right now. They're still trying…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/02/2015 on A 2 year old with bigger... +3
#76 - amuzen (12/02/2015) [-]
I once caught a largeish furry spider Which I later learned was either a wolf spider or a hobo spider in my house and shooed it outside, two hours later I felt a sharp prick on one of my legs, slapped it and found it to be what looked like the same spider.

by the next day I had a huge chunk of melted pussing yellow flesh on that leg about the diameter of a tooney and about a centimer deep. I don't remember what happened next very well because I got super sick and spent the next week passed out after but I remember being legitimately afraid for my life for a bit there.
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#37 - organiclead (12/02/2015) [-]
Here's a few sauces on the subject:

www.idph.state.il.us/envhealth/pcreclusespiders.htm (this one's section is fairly small)
#6 - The Imperium does hate Eldar, but Eldar are one of the dudes t… 11/23/2015 on some WH40k feels +5
#4 - Well, it'd be an improvement. 11/23/2015 on Drugs +3
#8 - You can also buy an order of adhesive from merchants if you ha…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/18/2015 on Fallout 3 vs. Fallout 4 +3
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#17 - rodiganschmidt (11/18/2015) [-]
The robot in goodneighbor sells shipments of adhesive
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#21 - amonlavtar (11/18/2015) [-]
She is the sexiest character in the whole game
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#32 - ineedtotakeapiss (11/18/2015) [-]
I didn't realise she was a ladybot for a good while. Now I can't help but stare at her robot titties whenever I go there.
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#34 - amonlavtar (11/18/2015) [-]
i cant help but litsen to that SEXUAL AS FUCK voice of hers when she speaks of murder
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#36 - metacobalion (11/18/2015) [-]
Check her terminal upstairs if you haven't already.
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#54 - amonlavtar (11/19/2015) [-]
oh dont worry, i did
#7 - Picture 11/17/2015 on What a Wonderful War 0
#22 - I'm a little bit disappointed I can't find any videos for this...  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2015 on DICKS +13
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#81 - robotvoice (11/18/2015) [-]
#14 - Don't pull that "I'm not like other girls" crap. The…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/29/2015 on D & D Truth! -1
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#15 - phunkyzilla (10/29/2015) [-]
true that
#344 - From the look of it, the dog pushed his way out despite the ow… 10/26/2015 on your daily rage 0
#9 - It's actually kind of sad because Trunk or Treat events kind o… 10/21/2015 on Halloween Nowadays +1
#133 - I have friends who haven't played this game. I need to fix this. 10/21/2015 on An Undertale Comp 3: Bone... 0
#34 - So who is she? What's her story?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/25/2015 on Original Character 0
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#35 - nfwar (09/25/2015) [-]
Interesting. I thought that tiny bit of lore is not interesting to anyone. I havent even thought much about it. She is a sort of a plant elf adventurer. She has no story. Only thing I had in mind that she left her kind in seek of fortune and adventure, obtained human clothing to feel like an adventurer (because her people dont do this kind of stuff), went traveling. I was thinking of weapon ideas. Crossbow, mistol maybe, magic, magical staff, but sword is just what common merks or adventurers cant live without.
#99 - **** yeah. Dammit fingers, this is why I could never win… 09/23/2015 on i hate these children -1
#98 - **** year Star Control II! But, you know, th…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/23/2015 on i hate these children 0
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#202 - thematthew (09/23/2015) [-]
is that made to look like spore?
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#99 - organiclead (09/23/2015) [-]
Fuck yeah. Dammit fingers, this is why I could never win without killing at least half the station.
#30 - They're about equal in my experience. Women's tend to have mor… 09/23/2015 on Minor differences - Oatmeal 0
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#31 - darksideofthebeast (08/17/2015) [-]
Listen here, you ******* slut. Thumb me or another person down while we're talking about Animals as leaders again and I'll slap you into your place.
#32 to #31 - organiclead ONLINE (08/17/2015) [-]
Oops, did it again. My bad.
#33 to #32 - darksideofthebeast (08/17/2015) [-]
#30 - venomousvalentine (10/24/2014) [-]
#13 - snakefire (10/01/2013) [-]
#14 to #13 - organiclead ONLINE (10/01/2013) [-]
Hello. How's it going?
#15 to #14 - snakefire (10/01/2013) [-]
Im holding together.

#16 to #15 - organiclead ONLINE (10/01/2013) [-]
Been better, been worse. Currently job hunting.
#17 to #16 - snakefire (10/01/2013) [-]
Oh? How's that going?

Looking for anything in particular?
#18 to #17 - organiclead ONLINE (10/01/2013) [-]
Looking for anything that will take someone with only a little retail experience. I haven't gotten any calls back yet, but it's only a matter of time before I find something.

Things with you?
#19 to #18 - snakefire (10/01/2013) [-]
I tried getting a job at a pet store because its the only thing I have experience with.

They didn't hire me because I'm only 16 and have no license, despite running several home businesses myself in the past, such as breeding snakes and other animals, and making terrariums.

But no, lets hire the 19 year old that knows ******** about animals instead just because he can drive.
#20 to #19 - organiclead ONLINE (10/01/2013) [-]
That's pretty screwed up. Sorry to hear the owners were dicks, though I guess it's really their loss. Any other pet stores in the area?
#21 to #20 - snakefire (10/01/2013) [-]
The other one I refuse to work at.

Its owned by my old room mates father that abused him and stole directly from him then kicked him out at 16.
They also have ****** quality merchandise.
#22 to #21 - organiclead ONLINE (10/01/2013) [-]
That's pretty screwed up. Hope they don't stay in business long.
#23 to #22 - snakefire (10/01/2013) [-]
The owners on suicide watch so I dont think it will.
#24 to #23 - organiclead ONLINE (10/01/2013) [-]
Play anything interesting lately?
#25 to #24 - snakefire (10/01/2013) [-]
I just recently got skullgirls, payday 2, and final fantasy XIV
#26 to #25 - organiclead ONLINE (10/01/2013) [-]
I didn't know Final Fantasy XIV was out, though I kind of stopped after XII. Vaan drove me crazy.
#27 to #26 - snakefire (10/01/2013) [-]
I've never played any FF before. This is my first one.

Ive never played an MMo like this either.
#28 to #27 - organiclead ONLINE (10/01/2013) [-]
Looking over the information, I find it kind of funny that they seemed to keep pretty much everything in terms of lore from the old Final Fantasy MMO and just renamed a lot of the races. Though the actual leveling system looks completely new. Curse my lack of time to dedicate to a new MMO!
#29 to #28 - snakefire (10/01/2013) [-]
Sorry to hear about your time issues.
#5 - snakefire (06/30/2013) [-]
#6 to #5 - organiclead ONLINE (06/30/2013) [-]
Hello, sorry for the wait, been a bit busy this weekend.
#7 to #6 - snakefire (06/30/2013) [-]
I understand, I don't need immediate replies X3

How are you?
#8 to #7 - organiclead ONLINE (07/01/2013) [-]
Doing good, been a bit distracted recently by life
#9 to #8 - snakefire (07/02/2013) [-]
Yeah.. as of today my dad fired me and called me useless...

So I'm not very happy anymore...
#1 - drdonothing (04/05/2013) [-]
#2 to #1 - organiclead ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
Think you have the wrong person.
#3 to #2 - drdonothing (04/05/2013) [-]
Ah sorry, you just have the same picture and game preferences.
#4 to #3 - organiclead ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
No worries, common mistake. :)