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#2414 - Age:19 Nationality:American Gender:Male Hometown:Mckinney… 01/27/2015 on PERSONALITY SURVEY 0
#5 - this happened to me this morning as well! Good to know I'm no… 01/19/2015 on Today is my birthday +1
#19 - Saw them live this year....best concert i've ever been to! 01/12/2015 on Heavy Metal Kitty 0
#3 - You have good tastes, my friendo  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2015 on New Game + +2
User avatar #5 - icekingrules (01/06/2015) [-]
And Metalocalypse is brutal too. Great tastes, friend.
#78 - i've played over 68 hours in it. in short, hell yeah 12/31/2014 on Discovering the Graveyard... 0
#15 - Game Theory  [+] (11 new replies) 12/30/2014 on Haunch Hunch +5
#52 - angelious (12/30/2014) [-]
but thats just a theory
#54 - anonymous (12/30/2014) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** A game theory
User avatar #65 - metalbird (12/30/2014) [-]
if u are a tank, and u have pipe and crimson guard, doom's doom would be wasted.
User avatar #117 - drtrousersnake (12/30/2014) [-]
you cant really do your job and cc/initiate if you cant blink or cast spells you can't use items. They'd literally just doom you and then bum rush your carry because you are no longer a threat until you get away from doom for 16 seconds. Also for ganks/solo kills, pipe/crimson guard are disabled by doom, and if he goes purge creep, they dont even help you if you get them off before the doom.
User avatar #118 - drtrousersnake (12/30/2014) [-]
edit, just remembered that doom itself purges on cast so yeah, you'd be pretty fucked
User avatar #195 - metalbird (12/31/2014) [-]
you waste doom on centaur if he has pipe and vanguard, cuz he would still have more that 75% his health.
User avatar #201 - drtrousersnake (12/31/2014) [-]
doom isnt for the damage, its for the disable. If you doom a centaur and he had crimson guard and pipe, odds are that the doom has a couple items himself. crimson guard and pipe cost about 7500 most centaurs also go blink and tranquil first item so the centaur would have about 9750ish networth. Doom is a faster farmer than centaur unless centaur is pub stomping. so the doom could have a radiance, a midas, an aghs and treads by that time if he farmed half decently. Doom's timer only goes down if you aren't next to him and with scorched earth doom is faster than centaur. Between the doom, scorched earth, radiance burn, and dooms already high auto attack damage, even centaur would go down pretty fast
User avatar #204 - metalbird (01/01/2015) [-]
centaur is actually one of my most successful heros , i always get pipe and crimson guard and blink
User avatar #205 - drtrousersnake (01/01/2015) [-]
He is one of my most successful heroes too. I used to basically carry with him before the nerf back when stampede and double edge were stuns . when he came out me and a friend would offlane with a centaur/sd combo and shut down the enemy carry until they had to 4 man top to stop us, and I won my first 18 games in a row like this. If i was really ahead i'd rush heart and hh and just tank towers until they died. A lot of the time after getting these items before 30 minutes, once the first tier 3 was down, i'd say "rax are for pussies" and go straight for the tier 4s as my team took the rax. I have even won a game without taking any rax just because how fast towers melt when attacking a fed centaur. So yeah I understand that centaur is a strong hero.

Anyways, back to the topic of doom. doom's ult isnt meant for damage, its meant to make someone helpless/useless during a fight. the only reason to cast it on centaur would be to prevent him from ulting or stunning during team fights. The main advantage of centaurs ult is that it allows you to get you entire team into position at the start of fights or out of bad fights.
User avatar #206 - metalbird (01/01/2015) [-]
its usually a waste because it doesn't kill him, he'll just come right back after doom has finished dooming. but ... ur team might be already doomed without you helping c:
User avatar #207 - drtrousersnake (01/01/2015) [-]
yeah, it doesnt really matter if cent is alive if your team is dead. You might be able to take one or two with you but you still lost the fight
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I got one of those too.
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**orchdork rolls 39** congrats...but lets see if i can help
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