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#11 - Picture 01/17/2015 on Kill it with fire +4
#13 - That Garand ole time...  [+] (2 new replies) 01/16/2015 on If Guns Were Advertised... 0
User avatar #104 - keitheespieces (01/16/2015) [-]
the first one is an m14, basically the same thing but magazine fed and chambered in .308 instead of 30-06
User avatar #120 - tealcanaan (01/17/2015) [-]
The final nail in the coffin for clips in wide use. I have a ruger Mini-14, I'd imagine that the M14 would be a bitch to haul around?
#2 - Obligatory, but otherwise I like this content.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/16/2015 on (untitled) +5
#3 - anonymous (01/17/2015) [-]
#1 - Well he's not having a gay ole time now is he? 01/16/2015 on Tumblr once again +13
#4 - The fireworks at the end just sell it for me. 01/16/2015 on #OpAscension +1
#6 - Picture 01/15/2015 on Guilty +85
#9 - Something funny 01/15/2015 on You done fucked up now! 0
#15 - Comment deleted 01/15/2015 on Hello, and good luck on... 0
#2274 - Fix the Scratchpad! 01/15/2015 on Sparkles for you 0
#26 - I preordered Pokemon OR and AS the day before it came out. … 01/15/2015 on 2015 0
#27 - Why yes. But you can only have one. 01/13/2015 on Samus +9
#17 - Do I count too? 01/13/2015 on 3D Printed Wilson 0
#3 - < His face when the shots started going off. 01/12/2015 on Chris' FW people got shot... 0
#9 - Nashville mentioned, swell with alcohol poisoning due to the n… 01/12/2015 on One ring to rule them all. +5
#38 - Cartographer: Adventures with mapping skills and understanding… 01/12/2015 on Pork Butt and 'Taters 0
#18 - Can a an orange headcrab please? 01/11/2015 on He din do nuffin 0
#22 - I was supposed to be in Pikmin 3.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2015 on The struggle +119
User avatar #80 - theungenious (01/10/2015) [-]
what was your power? resistance to bullshit?
User avatar #103 - cheesysmile (01/10/2015) [-]
No, the resistance of sharp cheddar cheese.
#21 - Picture 01/10/2015 on The struggle +60
#16 - I am playing as a bard in my current campaign and I've made hi… 01/10/2015 on Just started a new campaign 0
#973 - Orange text to go with my name? 01/10/2015 on your daily admin 0
#4 - Aaaaaand I just saw this yesterday and now that moment shall f…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2015 on Mfw last candy bar in... 0
User avatar #6 - lozac (01/09/2015) [-]
Cool story bro
#10 - Irony's being a bitch to me. 01/09/2015 on am i dank enough? +4
#65 - Hey, just a quick question: I want a good shield in DS2, but I…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2015 on The Ass Was Mad +1
User avatar #66 - darksoulsxplain (01/08/2015) [-]
For small shields, towards the end of the game you can get the Watcher's Shield which is a really good small shield. Another one, fairly late game is Llewellyn's Shield. Both have pretty good magic resistance.

For standard shields, there's the Royal Kite Shield, kind of in the middle of the game, and the King's Shield, Defender's Shield and Watchdragon Parma are all pretty good late game mid-sized shields.

There is a small shield that can block all Magic damage, and it's called, unsuspectingly, the Magic Shield. If you infuse it with magic it gets 100% magic block (not fire/lightning/dark block, just magic).

If you want a different small shield to block each magical damage type.

Lightning Infused Watcher's Shield = 100% Lightning block

Dark Infused Transgressor's Shield = 100% Dark block

Magic infused Magic Shield = 100% Magic Block

Fire infused Phoenix Parma = 100% Fire Block

I would say the best all around is the Watcher's Shield uninfused. Fairly light, really good stability for a small shield and good damage resistances across the board. Plus it makes a nice ringing sound when you block a parryable attack. (Next best I would say is the Llewellyn.)

The downside to the Watcher's shield is that it requires Petrified Dragon bone to upgrade, which are time consuming to farm. However, it's still very good at low upgrade levels.
#19 - And you yourself are pretty positive in general! 01/07/2015 on Anti New Year +5
#17 - Well, if you ever need a pun, you can always call me up. …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/07/2015 on Anti New Year +5
User avatar #18 - samio (01/07/2015) [-]
Sure thing, I'm sure you have a lot of potential!
User avatar #19 - orangepikmin (01/07/2015) [-]
And you yourself are pretty positive in general!


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User avatar #38 - davidavidson (01/27/2015) [-]
Do you like Pikmin?
User avatar #39 to #38 - orangepikmin (01/27/2015) [-]
I do indeed! It's a great game that's horrifically underrated.

I take it that you enjoy the Pikmins as well?
User avatar #40 to #39 - davidavidson (01/27/2015) [-]
never heard of it.

Do you like to play Pikmin?
User avatar #41 to #40 - orangepikmin (01/27/2015) [-]
I guess that I do. It's been a while since I've played one.

What games do you enjoy?
User avatar #42 to #41 - davidavidson (01/27/2015) [-]
I guess I like playing Pikmin.
User avatar #43 to #42 - orangepikmin (01/27/2015) [-]
... Did I just get played?
User avatar #26 - vexillian (02/26/2014) [-]
Crap, I forgot to log in.
Anyways, do you like the pikmins?
User avatar #27 to #26 - orangepikmin (02/26/2014) [-]
That I do! Pikmin and Pikmin 2 were two of my favorite games on the gamecube. It was so fun to just play.

Do you like Pikmins too?
User avatar #28 to #27 - vexillian (02/26/2014) [-]
I ******* love the Pikmins.

Honestly, it's one of Nintendo's best IPs, ever. It's colorful, fun, unique, just like every other Nintendo series, but even better

Also, Ai No Uta is a beautiful, song.
Pikmin Ai No Uta English Lyrics
User avatar #29 to #28 - orangepikmin (02/26/2014) [-]
And it's original! It honestly doesn't receive as much credit as it deserves. It's a shame, really.

And I must agree that the song is beautiful. It always calms me down when I'm getting riled up.

Have you played all three Pikmins?
#30 to #29 - vexillian (02/26/2014) [-]
Yes, I've played all three Pikmins.

All of them are fantastic games, but I've never beaten one...yet.
I'm currently playing Pikmin 2, and sometimes the original Pikmin. I've been getting closer (I'm already at the Final Trial in Pikmin, and in the Cavern of Chaos in Pikmin 2), but about Pikmin 3, I could never get passed the Plasm Wraith (the chase scene, especially)

Also, ******* Wollywogs.
User avatar #31 to #30 - orangepikmin (02/26/2014) [-]
I always found it to be weird in the first Pikmin that no matter how many times I had beaten a bulb-orb without him even standing up all the way, I would still lose exactly one pikmin. It outright confused me.

The Final Trial is a little bit of a bitch; if you don't have at least two days to dedicate to that thing, then you probably will lose a lot of pikmin.

My most hated enemy is the freaking Snagret. Damn thing always decimated me.
User avatar #32 to #31 - vexillian (02/26/2014) [-]
Yeah, I've kinda gone all iffy on the original at the Final Trial, and I'm the kind of a guy who switches between games often.

Anyways, and personnel experiences of your Pikmin journeys you'd like to share?

also, White Pikmin are best Pikmin
User avatar #33 to #32 - orangepikmin (02/26/2014) [-]
It really isn't all that hard, but if you don't want to lose any pikmin, it will be time consuming. Actually, do you know about the King Bulb-orb?

Hmmm.... Well, the most fun thing to do that always was scary was going down into the Water Wraith's den with one blue pikmin and beat the dungeon (not the boss though. After beating him once, there is no sense in fighting him again.). This was hard because you needed to stay by the pikmin in order to make sure he is safe, but you also needed to move everywhere in order to find the exit, resulting in chaos whenever the Wraith came down.

I'm sorry but I'ma gonna have to interrupt you right there and say that the orange pikmin are the best pikmin. I really wish that they were a part of Pikmin 3.
User avatar #34 to #33 - vexillian (02/26/2014) [-]
His name is actually Emperor Bulblax.

Actually, that sounds pretty fun. I've always gone with a pack of 100 pikmin because i'm a pussy.

Also, I must disagree. The white pikmin are clearly the best.
User avatar #35 to #34 - orangepikmin (02/26/2014) [-]
I apologize for that erroneous title. It has been months since I've played any Pikmin games. But that's pretty much the final boss of Pikmin.

You have to the first time, otherwise you might have lots of trouble getting the treasures in the cave.

Purple pikmin are also best pikmin.
User avatar #36 to #35 - vexillian (02/26/2014) [-]
Oke. =)

Well, I did it on my first file, and it sounds quite enjoyable. Thanks!

who's better: rock pikmin or purple pikmin?
User avatar #37 to #36 - orangepikmin (03/26/2014) [-]
Aaaand I thought that we had finished this conversation. I'm sorry, but I must've dozed off and rudely did not reply. My apologies.

How did the Emperor Bulblax fight go?
#25 - anonymous (02/26/2014) [-]
do you like the pikmins
User avatar #24 - orangepikmin (01/19/2014) [-]
User avatar #19 - sinery (11/20/2013) [-]
Have you abandoned me, brother?
User avatar #20 to #19 - orangepikmin (11/20/2013) [-]
I apologize. I never meant to leave, but I was under a most horrific spell.

But it is time. It always has been and will always be time.
#21 to #20 - sinery (11/20/2013) [-]
I have crossed the dimensions, I am many worlds,
I am more than that of the mind and more than that of words.
When parts of me die; only a part of you endure,
For it is I that can bring such feared closure.
Oh, I can be seen with both the outer and inner eye,
And I never really die,
But for the grand question: What am I?
User avatar #22 to #21 - orangepikmin (11/20/2013) [-]
Well, isn't it time?
User avatar #23 to #22 - sinery (11/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #14 - azumeow (10/28/2013) [-]
You mad, faggot? **** doge and **** anyone who tries to propogate that stupid ******** .
User avatar #15 to #14 - orangepikmin (10/28/2013) [-]
Ah, so you noticed.

It was fairly interesting when I found out that you thumbed down all of those comments, and I wanted you to contact me in order to settle this out.

Look, I actually hate doge memes. I think that they ran their course a long time ago and they're the same **** just rearranged in the toilet to look like a different **** .

But let's be gentlemen here: I created those comments to try to be funny. Obviously, some people thought that was funny; others didn't. I wanted to know why it wasn't in order to learn what others thought.

Thank you for letting me know, so that I may consider an other course of action in the future for making jokes.

PS. You have every right to thumb down my stuff, as do I for your stuff. Sounds fair?
User avatar #16 to #15 - azumeow (10/28/2013) [-]
Jesus christ, what's with people on FJ being civil lately?

I'm not gonna thumb your stuff down because that just requires too much effort, but yeah, doge sucks. I just really hate it so yeah. What's done is done.
User avatar #17 to #16 - orangepikmin (10/28/2013) [-]
I think that it's the bottled water. Can't trust that stuff.

Well thank you for not thumbing my stuff down. Doge really needs to go the way of all the other internet memes.

Bygones be bygones?
User avatar #18 to #17 - azumeow (10/28/2013) [-]
Sure thing.
#11 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (10/25/2013) [-]
**brokenmemories rolled a random image posted in comment #39 at Story of My Life ** your comment on for all you lovers out there was ******* hilarious
User avatar #12 to #11 - orangepikmin (10/25/2013) [-]
Thanks man. I really appreciate it that so many people thought that it was so funny.
#13 to #12 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (10/25/2013) [-]
**brokenmemories rolled a random comment #49 posted by walkerjam at Kindergarten Cop takes place in Silent H ** :Kindergarten Cop is the pinnacle of American movie production. 
 no problem
**brokenmemories rolled a random comment #49 posted by walkerjam at Kindergarten Cop takes place in Silent H ** :
Kindergarten Cop is the pinnacle of American movie production.
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User avatar #8 to #6 - orangepikmin (10/18/2012) [-]
Hey, wanna be friends?
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User avatar #7 to #6 - orangepikmin (10/18/2012) [-]
I'm good with that.
#4 - anonymous (09/24/2012) [-]
I absolutely love pikmin! You have a great taste in names.
User avatar #5 to #4 - orangepikmin (10/01/2012) [-]
Ummm... Thank you?
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