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#2 - I happen to love Banjo Kazooie Lego Cars. 02/24/2015 on Besiege looks great +2
#45 - Well that was a journey from the beginning to the end. 02/24/2015 on Fantastic Four 2 +1
#21 - Here's the kicker though: He goes and posts a FJ post to prove…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/23/2015 on Found on /tg/ +6
#60 - anon (02/23/2015) [-]
This post isn't from halfchan

It's from 8chan
#23 - anon (02/23/2015) [-]
But I mean, how else do you expect him to make that point other than to post a screenshot of FJ with a 4chan post on it?
#33 - Think of it like this: If a girl you like is willing to put up…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2015 on Damn.. +5
User avatar #43 - saphireplague (02/22/2015) [-]
You are a visionary! Have a thumb!
#31 - That means you're a grow-er and not a show-er.  [+] (4 new replies) 02/22/2015 on Damn.. +2
User avatar #32 - mondominiman (02/22/2015) [-]
Still it makes me feel bad.
User avatar #44 - custydustbunny (02/22/2015) [-]
Nah man! It happens in cold, too. Gets super small. Mine has the same thing. Some days 2-3 inches, others 1.5 inches flaccid, but it gets to a solid 6.5 -7 (7 max) when it is erect.
And just like pikmin said, shouldn't matter about size. If they care about size, they're just a waste of your time and you SHOULD NOT take their opinion seriously. Usually, if they think size matters, their brainpower only goes so far. That's just what I have found.
I hope I have helped. Everyone is different, bro!

Seriously. One chick actually BELIEVED when guys would talk about their 8 inches and 9 inches and totally believed that was the norm, so whatever guy she got with was apparently "not up to measure" for her standards
User avatar #33 - orangepikmin (02/22/2015) [-]
Think of it like this: If a girl you like is willing to put up with a "supposedly" small dick, she obviously values more things about you than sexual pleasure (which should be a boost to your ego, because that means that she likes you for you).

And then you can smash her with your endowed ego and she'll get the best of both worlds.
User avatar #43 - saphireplague (02/22/2015) [-]
You are a visionary! Have a thumb!
#65 - " Hey, my eyes are down there." 02/22/2015 on tiddies 0
#14 - I LOVE IT ALREADY!!! Why can't I have one? 02/21/2015 on Heteros 0
#14 - A DIRTY CARPET SHE WANTED?!?!?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/21/2015 on Worked in Chicago, in a... 0
User avatar #16 - ritzrules (02/21/2015) [-]
#3397 - **orangepikmin used "*roll rpg name*"** **orangepikmin roll… 02/21/2015 on rpg name generator 0
#107 - I laughed, but then I remembered that I weigh 250 lbs. 02/20/2015 on /k/ does a good deed +2
#6 - Picture 02/19/2015 on Twatter +7
#37 - Hey, I argued against him once.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/18/2015 on OMG My First Fan +1
User avatar #50 - AcidFlux (02/18/2015) [-]
Me too. He eventually gave up and stopped posting.
I wish that meant on the site totally,but it was just that one day.
#139 - Bouncy titty cannons 02/18/2015 on FJ Makes A Song 0
#6 - The girl's name is Olive Oil. 02/18/2015 on Donkey Kong Facts 0
#11 - We always talk about the fire fighters because the ice fighter… 02/18/2015 on I hear it's a bit chilly +5
#2 - Picture 02/18/2015 on (untitled) +4
#11 - Also, Tobuscus was in that episode.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/18/2015 on L&O: SVU GG Episode +2
User avatar #13 - weinerdick (02/18/2015) [-]
I remember when I used to watch Tobuscus...
#33 - Picture 02/13/2015 on He-man +3
#70 - Hell yeah we'd do this! 02/13/2015 on FJ YuGiOh Cards 4 0
#23 - I'm just so happy!!! even if I got butt-raped by the Cap'n. 02/13/2015 on FJ YuGiOh Cards 4 +6
#79 - Oh I hope he picks me next! 02/13/2015 on FJ YuGiOh Cards 3 0
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#78 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 02/13/2015 on oliver campbell dropping... +3
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#72 - >Picking up Dark Souls 02/12/2015 on Priscilla -1
#6 - Are you sure that you don't want her screaming?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/12/2015 on So Proper and Graceful +61
User avatar #52 - squidamon (02/12/2015) [-]
If he wanted that he could just listen to her music.
#17 - belshir (02/12/2015) [-]
That attracts attention, and lord knows shes not getting with old bcsaint on purpose


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User avatar #38 - davidavidson (01/27/2015) [-]
Do you like Pikmin?
User avatar #39 to #38 - orangepikmin (01/27/2015) [-]
I do indeed! It's a great game that's horrifically underrated.

I take it that you enjoy the Pikmins as well?
User avatar #40 to #39 - davidavidson (01/27/2015) [-]
never heard of it.

Do you like to play Pikmin?
User avatar #41 to #40 - orangepikmin (01/27/2015) [-]
I guess that I do. It's been a while since I've played one.

What games do you enjoy?
User avatar #42 to #41 - davidavidson (01/27/2015) [-]
I guess I like playing Pikmin.
User avatar #43 to #42 - orangepikmin (01/27/2015) [-]
... Did I just get played?
User avatar #26 - vexillian (02/26/2014) [-]
Crap, I forgot to log in.
Anyways, do you like the pikmins?
User avatar #27 to #26 - orangepikmin (02/26/2014) [-]
That I do! Pikmin and Pikmin 2 were two of my favorite games on the gamecube. It was so fun to just play.

Do you like Pikmins too?
User avatar #28 to #27 - vexillian (02/26/2014) [-]
I ******* love the Pikmins.

Honestly, it's one of Nintendo's best IPs, ever. It's colorful, fun, unique, just like every other Nintendo series, but even better

Also, Ai No Uta is a beautiful, song.
Pikmin Ai No Uta English Lyrics
User avatar #29 to #28 - orangepikmin (02/26/2014) [-]
And it's original! It honestly doesn't receive as much credit as it deserves. It's a shame, really.

And I must agree that the song is beautiful. It always calms me down when I'm getting riled up.

Have you played all three Pikmins?
#30 to #29 - vexillian (02/26/2014) [-]
Yes, I've played all three Pikmins.

All of them are fantastic games, but I've never beaten one...yet.
I'm currently playing Pikmin 2, and sometimes the original Pikmin. I've been getting closer (I'm already at the Final Trial in Pikmin, and in the Cavern of Chaos in Pikmin 2), but about Pikmin 3, I could never get passed the Plasm Wraith (the chase scene, especially)

Also, ******* Wollywogs.
User avatar #31 to #30 - orangepikmin (02/26/2014) [-]
I always found it to be weird in the first Pikmin that no matter how many times I had beaten a bulb-orb without him even standing up all the way, I would still lose exactly one pikmin. It outright confused me.

The Final Trial is a little bit of a bitch; if you don't have at least two days to dedicate to that thing, then you probably will lose a lot of pikmin.

My most hated enemy is the freaking Snagret. Damn thing always decimated me.
User avatar #32 to #31 - vexillian (02/26/2014) [-]
Yeah, I've kinda gone all iffy on the original at the Final Trial, and I'm the kind of a guy who switches between games often.

Anyways, and personnel experiences of your Pikmin journeys you'd like to share?

also, White Pikmin are best Pikmin
User avatar #33 to #32 - orangepikmin (02/26/2014) [-]
It really isn't all that hard, but if you don't want to lose any pikmin, it will be time consuming. Actually, do you know about the King Bulb-orb?

Hmmm.... Well, the most fun thing to do that always was scary was going down into the Water Wraith's den with one blue pikmin and beat the dungeon (not the boss though. After beating him once, there is no sense in fighting him again.). This was hard because you needed to stay by the pikmin in order to make sure he is safe, but you also needed to move everywhere in order to find the exit, resulting in chaos whenever the Wraith came down.

I'm sorry but I'ma gonna have to interrupt you right there and say that the orange pikmin are the best pikmin. I really wish that they were a part of Pikmin 3.
User avatar #34 to #33 - vexillian (02/26/2014) [-]
His name is actually Emperor Bulblax.

Actually, that sounds pretty fun. I've always gone with a pack of 100 pikmin because i'm a pussy.

Also, I must disagree. The white pikmin are clearly the best.
User avatar #35 to #34 - orangepikmin (02/26/2014) [-]
I apologize for that erroneous title. It has been months since I've played any Pikmin games. But that's pretty much the final boss of Pikmin.

You have to the first time, otherwise you might have lots of trouble getting the treasures in the cave.

Purple pikmin are also best pikmin.
User avatar #36 to #35 - vexillian (02/26/2014) [-]
Oke. =)

Well, I did it on my first file, and it sounds quite enjoyable. Thanks!

who's better: rock pikmin or purple pikmin?
User avatar #37 to #36 - orangepikmin (03/26/2014) [-]
Aaaand I thought that we had finished this conversation. I'm sorry, but I must've dozed off and rudely did not reply. My apologies.

How did the Emperor Bulblax fight go?
#25 - anon (02/26/2014) [-]
do you like the pikmins
User avatar #24 - orangepikmin (01/19/2014) [-]
User avatar #19 - sinery (11/20/2013) [-]
Have you abandoned me, brother?
User avatar #20 to #19 - orangepikmin (11/20/2013) [-]
I apologize. I never meant to leave, but I was under a most horrific spell.

But it is time. It always has been and will always be time.
#21 to #20 - sinery (11/20/2013) [-]
I have crossed the dimensions, I am many worlds,
I am more than that of the mind and more than that of words.
When parts of me die; only a part of you endure,
For it is I that can bring such feared closure.
Oh, I can be seen with both the outer and inner eye,
And I never really die,
But for the grand question: What am I?
User avatar #22 to #21 - orangepikmin (11/20/2013) [-]
Well, isn't it time?
User avatar #23 to #22 - sinery (11/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #14 - azumeow (10/28/2013) [-]
You mad, faggot? **** doge and **** anyone who tries to propogate that stupid ******** .
User avatar #15 to #14 - orangepikmin (10/28/2013) [-]
Ah, so you noticed.

It was fairly interesting when I found out that you thumbed down all of those comments, and I wanted you to contact me in order to settle this out.

Look, I actually hate doge memes. I think that they ran their course a long time ago and they're the same **** just rearranged in the toilet to look like a different **** .

But let's be gentlemen here: I created those comments to try to be funny. Obviously, some people thought that was funny; others didn't. I wanted to know why it wasn't in order to learn what others thought.

Thank you for letting me know, so that I may consider an other course of action in the future for making jokes.

PS. You have every right to thumb down my stuff, as do I for your stuff. Sounds fair?
User avatar #16 to #15 - azumeow (10/28/2013) [-]
Jesus christ, what's with people on FJ being civil lately?

I'm not gonna thumb your stuff down because that just requires too much effort, but yeah, doge sucks. I just really hate it so yeah. What's done is done.
User avatar #17 to #16 - orangepikmin (10/28/2013) [-]
I think that it's the bottled water. Can't trust that stuff.

Well thank you for not thumbing my stuff down. Doge really needs to go the way of all the other internet memes.

Bygones be bygones?
User avatar #18 to #17 - azumeow (10/28/2013) [-]
Sure thing.
#11 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (10/25/2013) [-]
**brokenmemories rolled a random image posted in comment #39 at Story of My Life ** your comment on for all you lovers out there was ******* hilarious
User avatar #12 to #11 - orangepikmin (10/25/2013) [-]
Thanks man. I really appreciate it that so many people thought that it was so funny.
#13 to #12 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (10/25/2013) [-]
**brokenmemories rolled a random comment #49 posted by walkerjam at Kindergarten Cop takes place in Silent H ** :Kindergarten Cop is the pinnacle of American movie production. 
 no problem
**brokenmemories rolled a random comment #49 posted by walkerjam at Kindergarten Cop takes place in Silent H ** :
Kindergarten Cop is the pinnacle of American movie production.
no problem
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User avatar #8 to #6 - orangepikmin (10/18/2012) [-]
Hey, wanna be friends?
#9 to #8 - commandurrazor **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #7 to #6 - orangepikmin (10/18/2012) [-]
I'm good with that.
#4 - anon (09/24/2012) [-]
I absolutely love pikmin! You have a great taste in names.
User avatar #5 to #4 - orangepikmin (10/01/2012) [-]
Ummm... Thank you?
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