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#1653 - **optimuscrime rolls 1,725,743** Alright, I'll give… 09/22/2012 on The SuburbanTurban FJ Lottery -1
#170 - Everyone was just really really thirsty.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/02/2012 on A title +11
User avatar #171 - bethonite (09/02/2012) [-]
they had an extreme thirst__
#67 - MFW "dingus" 08/13/2012 on Physics at work at Walmart... +1
#59 - Why is everyone so amazed?... They're just foam coolers being …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/13/2012 on Physics at work at Walmart... +1
#64 - anonymous (08/13/2012) [-]
There are no strings dingus, its physics. Now if someone could please hand me the one on the bottom.
#67 - optimuscrime (08/13/2012) [-]
MFW "dingus"
#45 - Oh, baby. 08/09/2012 on Golden Girl +30
#72 - I was actually looking for her balls. When I couldn't find the… 07/31/2012 on HOLY FUCK +6
#271 - Relevant roll is relevant. 07/30/2012 on Cats +15
#270 - **optimuscrime rolled a random image posted in comment #238 …  [+] (8 new replies) 07/30/2012 on Cats +68
#326 - eighthzeus (07/30/2012) [-]
#303 - CalmChaos (07/30/2012) [-]
#298 - megatrondecepticon (07/30/2012) [-]
#294 - fnordyy (07/30/2012) [-]
#274 - theycallmeloye (07/30/2012) [-]
You sir, deserve a metal. That roll is puuurrrfect.
#314 - tropius (07/30/2012) [-]
He certainly does. This is for you, optimuscrime.
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User avatar #271 - optimuscrime (07/30/2012) [-]
Relevant roll is relevant.
#69 - Someone recently posted this on my high school's Anime Club Fa… 07/29/2012 on know the difference Anime fans +14
#5023 - Comment deleted 07/29/2012 on Do it. I fucking dare you. 0

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#83 to #96 - optimuscrime (08/05/2011) [-]
Thank you. I do try.
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#81 - deceptican (08/03/2011) [-]
Okay. So i've decided to spend the next hour making a folder on my computer dedicated to gif's and meme's so im always prepared on fj. Just like you. >.>
User avatar #3 - avengingthefallen (07/30/2011) [-]
**avengingthefallen rolls 56** TIME FOR INITIATION!!!!
#11 to #3 - optimuscrime (07/30/2011) [-]
**optimuscrime rolls 55**

You suck. THIS is how you roll, dude.
User avatar #15 to #12 - avengingthefallen (07/30/2011) [-]
**avengingthefallen rolls 143,588,042** ._. ok you win... da fuk man.....
User avatar #13 to #12 - avengingthefallen (07/30/2011) [-]
WHAT THE HELL MAN!?!?!?!?
User avatar #16 to #14 - optimuscrime (07/30/2011) [-]
The gif says it all.
#17 to #18 - optimuscrime (07/30/2011) [-]
Fukken didn't load. >.>
Fukken didn't load. >.>
User avatar #18 to #19 - avengingthefallen (07/30/2011) [-]
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD teach me your ways master of funnyjunk...
#19 to #20 - optimuscrime (07/30/2011) [-]
Thoughts: "He called me the master of funnyjunk. Gotta be cool, gotta be cool."  
  
HELL YEAH, MAN! LESSON ONE: LETS GO 						****					 BITCHES! :D
Thoughts: "He called me the master of funnyjunk. Gotta be cool, gotta be cool."

HELL YEAH, MAN! LESSON ONE: LETS GO **** BITCHES! :D
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