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Video Games Played: Killing Floor, Diablo II, Minecraft, Terraria, Team Fortress 2, Gary's Mod, Orcs Must Die! 2, etc.
Interests: Big, fat, juicy potatoes.
Date Signed Up:4/15/2012
Last Login:7/23/2014
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    Revenge Revenge
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    North Korea's plan North Korea's plan
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#1 - Dangerously trans but with no plans.  [+] (14 new replies) 07/22/2014 on skype +283
#36 - thismustbeseen (21 hours ago) [-]
Burnt face is hilarious to me for some reason.
User avatar #56 - gruntmastr (19 hours ago) [-]
"What're you lookin at, smoothskin?"
#57 - thismustbeseen (19 hours ago) [-]
Makes me wonder if it's possible for someone to stay alive with even half of their face burned that bad
User avatar #65 - capslockrage (19 hours ago) [-]
Yes it's possible, but it's hard to not die of some infection.

You could live without any of your skin if it was all peeled off, but staying alive without getting an infection is the real problem.
#63 - incognitoad (19 hours ago) [-]
archive.ksdk.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=194249
Not picture of the burns themselves but this is what his face is as the moment after skin grapts. He suffered 4th degree burns (which "may involve muscle, fascia, or bone.") after touching a powerline on a cherry picker. One of the doctors said that just a skull was left "What he was left with is truly a skeleton or skull on top of a body," .
#66 - thismustbeseen (19 hours ago) [-]
That is both sad and horrifying. He has no nose, no eyes, no feeling. Just a mouth. Preferable to being dead though.
#71 - incognitoad (18 hours ago) [-]
This is him now, after his face transplant. I put together two picture so you can with and without glasses.
#75 - thismustbeseen (18 hours ago) [-]
That's an improvement. He almost looks like a regular blind guy now. Still pretty horrible what happened to him though - their description "was a skull on a body"
User avatar #77 - incognitoad (18 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, he's regained his sense of smell, obviously he's still blind but there's not much they can do about that. But I think he can smile and move more of his face now which is all he really wanted.
#79 - thismustbeseen (18 hours ago) [-]
He's lucky to live in a time when we can do this.
#82 - incognitoad (16 hours ago) [-]
#83 - thismustbeseen (15 hours ago) [-]
exactly.
User avatar #59 - gruntmastr (19 hours ago) [-]
Probably, since someone got a 6-inch spike driven through their head, and they were fine for 6 months (Or something like 6 months)
#9 - devout feminist (07/22/2014) [-]
*no pants
#40 - I see no win here, OP. 07/22/2014 on Facebook Win (oc) -1
#941 - Nigga this was my childhood. This entire soundtrack was awesom… 07/22/2014 on Games 0
#2 - Don't do this to me. 07/20/2014 on My Promise to the World 0
#6745 - Yeah, his name is Owen.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2014 on Open up to your family +1
User avatar #6746 - garymotherfingoak (07/20/2014) [-]
next time you get a chance to remind him, just... talk to him about what happened, be sincere as all hell, apologize, tell him how you feel..
#6742 - Nope, he uses a cell phone that Owen can't use. Dunno the reas…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/19/2014 on Open up to your family +1
User avatar #6744 - garymotherfingoak (07/20/2014) [-]
owen is your friend that youre feelin bad about or..?
User avatar #6745 - optimogappi (07/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, his name is Owen.
User avatar #6746 - garymotherfingoak (07/20/2014) [-]
next time you get a chance to remind him, just... talk to him about what happened, be sincere as all hell, apologize, tell him how you feel..
#6722 - He moved in with his dad, because his mom was going to move in…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/19/2014 on Open up to your family +1
User avatar #6726 - garymotherfingoak (07/19/2014) [-]
awh....

dad's gotta have phone at the bare minimum.
User avatar #6742 - optimogappi (07/19/2014) [-]
Nope, he uses a cell phone that Owen can't use. Dunno the reason behind it, pretty sure it's to save minutes, which makes sense. Owen had a cell phone, but he doesn't have any minutes on it, and he never puts minutes on it, even though I remind him to.
User avatar #6744 - garymotherfingoak (07/20/2014) [-]
owen is your friend that youre feelin bad about or..?
User avatar #6745 - optimogappi (07/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, his name is Owen.
User avatar #6746 - garymotherfingoak (07/20/2014) [-]
next time you get a chance to remind him, just... talk to him about what happened, be sincere as all hell, apologize, tell him how you feel..
#6719 - New York is three hours ahead of Washington, so when he wakes …  [+] (7 new replies) 07/19/2014 on Open up to your family +1
User avatar #6720 - garymotherfingoak (07/19/2014) [-]
well damn... maybe you could ask one of his friends that you want to talk to him, or get an idea of when he'll be on next?
why doesnt he have internet?
User avatar #6722 - optimogappi (07/19/2014) [-]
He moved in with his dad, because his mom was going to move in with her boyfriend in the middle of fuck-all nowhere. His dad doesn't have the money to afford internet.
User avatar #6726 - garymotherfingoak (07/19/2014) [-]
awh....

dad's gotta have phone at the bare minimum.
User avatar #6742 - optimogappi (07/19/2014) [-]
Nope, he uses a cell phone that Owen can't use. Dunno the reason behind it, pretty sure it's to save minutes, which makes sense. Owen had a cell phone, but he doesn't have any minutes on it, and he never puts minutes on it, even though I remind him to.
User avatar #6744 - garymotherfingoak (07/20/2014) [-]
owen is your friend that youre feelin bad about or..?
User avatar #6745 - optimogappi (07/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, his name is Owen.
User avatar #6746 - garymotherfingoak (07/20/2014) [-]
next time you get a chance to remind him, just... talk to him about what happened, be sincere as all hell, apologize, tell him how you feel..
#6717 - barely, he doesn't have a phone or internet, so he's almost ne…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/19/2014 on Open up to your family +1
User avatar #6718 - garymotherfingoak (07/19/2014) [-]
whys that? :c
User avatar #6719 - optimogappi (07/19/2014) [-]
New York is three hours ahead of Washington, so when he wakes up, I'm usually not awake. If he can get on Facebook he usually does it as soon as he's up, when I'm not. The only time I can ever talk to him is when he spends the night at his moms and uses her computer, which isn't all that often.
User avatar #6720 - garymotherfingoak (07/19/2014) [-]
well damn... maybe you could ask one of his friends that you want to talk to him, or get an idea of when he'll be on next?
why doesnt he have internet?
User avatar #6722 - optimogappi (07/19/2014) [-]
He moved in with his dad, because his mom was going to move in with her boyfriend in the middle of fuck-all nowhere. His dad doesn't have the money to afford internet.
User avatar #6726 - garymotherfingoak (07/19/2014) [-]
awh....

dad's gotta have phone at the bare minimum.
User avatar #6742 - optimogappi (07/19/2014) [-]
Nope, he uses a cell phone that Owen can't use. Dunno the reason behind it, pretty sure it's to save minutes, which makes sense. Owen had a cell phone, but he doesn't have any minutes on it, and he never puts minutes on it, even though I remind him to.
User avatar #6744 - garymotherfingoak (07/20/2014) [-]
owen is your friend that youre feelin bad about or..?
User avatar #6745 - optimogappi (07/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, his name is Owen.
User avatar #6746 - garymotherfingoak (07/20/2014) [-]
next time you get a chance to remind him, just... talk to him about what happened, be sincere as all hell, apologize, tell him how you feel..
#518 - It's fine, I'm sure this sticky won't exist tomorrow though. W…  [+] (12 new replies) 07/17/2014 on Open up to your family +1
User avatar #2530 - garymotherfingoak (07/17/2014) [-]
sounds like the guilt is pretty heavy on you.
do you still have contact with him?
User avatar #6717 - optimogappi (07/19/2014) [-]
barely, he doesn't have a phone or internet, so he's almost never on Facebook. And when he is, I'm not.
User avatar #6718 - garymotherfingoak (07/19/2014) [-]
whys that? :c
User avatar #6719 - optimogappi (07/19/2014) [-]
New York is three hours ahead of Washington, so when he wakes up, I'm usually not awake. If he can get on Facebook he usually does it as soon as he's up, when I'm not. The only time I can ever talk to him is when he spends the night at his moms and uses her computer, which isn't all that often.
User avatar #6720 - garymotherfingoak (07/19/2014) [-]
well damn... maybe you could ask one of his friends that you want to talk to him, or get an idea of when he'll be on next?
why doesnt he have internet?
User avatar #6722 - optimogappi (07/19/2014) [-]
He moved in with his dad, because his mom was going to move in with her boyfriend in the middle of fuck-all nowhere. His dad doesn't have the money to afford internet.
User avatar #6726 - garymotherfingoak (07/19/2014) [-]
awh....

dad's gotta have phone at the bare minimum.
User avatar #6742 - optimogappi (07/19/2014) [-]
Nope, he uses a cell phone that Owen can't use. Dunno the reason behind it, pretty sure it's to save minutes, which makes sense. Owen had a cell phone, but he doesn't have any minutes on it, and he never puts minutes on it, even though I remind him to.
User avatar #6744 - garymotherfingoak (07/20/2014) [-]
owen is your friend that youre feelin bad about or..?
User avatar #6745 - optimogappi (07/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, his name is Owen.
User avatar #6746 - garymotherfingoak (07/20/2014) [-]
next time you get a chance to remind him, just... talk to him about what happened, be sincere as all hell, apologize, tell him how you feel..
User avatar #2519 - garymotherfingoak (07/17/2014) [-]
doesnt matter, had it fav'd.
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User avatar #1 - stillnotbob (10/16/2013) [-]
Seeing your avatar makes me wonder, how's the eight grade going?
User avatar #2 to #1 - optimogappi (10/17/2013) [-]
Beautifully.
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