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optiknarty

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Gender: male
Age: 19
Date Signed Up:2/09/2012
Location:Earth
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Total Comments Made:1648
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#409 - **optiknarty used "*roll picture*"** **optiknarty rolled image ** 08/24/2016 on Roll the hottest girl possible 0
#142 - genetic evolution can and has already been changed by mankind.… 08/24/2016 on Ark 0
#24 - I don't know what spiders you have learned about, most spiders… 07/27/2016 on Ifosayttan Ragey Xuavooty 0
#32 - what's a muslim's favorite category of anime? Mecca 07/27/2016 on D.Va and the MEKA-Bodysuit +4
#26 - at least you aren't with the barbaric Pharmercy cult.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/27/2016 on chad76 +19
#28 - chichaaron (07/27/2016) [-]
what the FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY.
#32 - theasexualgamer (07/27/2016) [-]
#56 - pretty sure black holes generate huge electromagnetic anomalie… 07/27/2016 on Electricity finding the... 0
#136 - please make a post about your experiences as a teacher  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2016 on Tumblrerorerorerorerorerore... +1
#176 - lujan (07/28/2016) [-]
1st Period - "Girls stop arguing about cheer. I haven't made lesson plans today. You know what? Sydney, how about you come teach the class. Here's the teacher's edition of the textbook and the projector."

2nd - "Jaiden, stop being late every day. Yeremie, stop being late every day. Tannon, wake up. Alright, here's the lesson.........."

3rd - "Des'ree, stop yelling. Christian, you're too loud. Here's a worksheet everyone."

6th - "Levi, just leave. I don't care where you go. Alright, here's the lesson....."

7th - "No, Jaidyn, I won't marry you. No, I'm not going to see Lana Del Rey with you. No, I'm not going to church with you. Don't you have a boyfriend anyways? Reanna, can you please stop fighting with other teachers so you're not late every day? Alright, here's the lesson......"

8th - "Demarcus, sit down and shut up or I'll go talk to the Colonel. Sammy, stop having an autism fit. Alright, here's the lesson...........since you guys won't shut up, here's a worksheet."

That's pretty much how a bad day would go.
It wasn't like this every day, but you get the picture.
Despite being an honors class, I had a lot of autistics and migrant students who didn't know English, so that made things difficult. But most of the time I had like intro questions and videos and we did Kahoot.it about once a week, so it was nice. Most of my students weren't too bad. There's not a whole lot to talk about that happened in the class.
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#144 - **optiknarty used "*roll picture*"** **optiknarty rolled i… 07/19/2016 on bunnywatch -1