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#176 - lujan (07/28/2016) [-]
1st Period - "Girls stop arguing about cheer. I haven't made lesson plans today. You know what? Sydney, how about you come teach the class. Here's the teacher's edition of the textbook and the projector."
2nd - "Jaiden, stop being late every day. Yeremie, stop being late every day. Tannon, wake up. Alright, here's the lesson.........."
3rd - "Des'ree, stop yelling. Christian, you're too loud. Here's a worksheet everyone."
6th - "Levi, just leave. I don't care where you go. Alright, here's the lesson....."
7th - "No, Jaidyn, I won't marry you. No, I'm not going to see Lana Del Rey with you. No, I'm not going to church with you. Don't you have a boyfriend anyways? Reanna, can you please stop fighting with other teachers so you're not late every day? Alright, here's the lesson......"
8th - "Demarcus, sit down and shut up or I'll go talk to the Colonel. Sammy, stop having an autism fit. Alright, here's the lesson...........since you guys won't shut up, here's a worksheet."
That's pretty much how a bad day would go.
It wasn't like this every day, but you get the picture.
Despite being an honors class, I had a lot of autistics and migrant students who didn't know English, so that made things difficult. But most of the time I had like intro questions and videos and we did Kahoot.it about once a week, so it was nice. Most of my students weren't too bad. There's not a whole lot to talk about that happened in the class.
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