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optiknarty

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Age: 19
Date Signed Up:2/09/2012
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    Do you evn lift? Do you evn lift?
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#73 - actually, neither, the salutatorian, or the second rank in the…  [+] (2 replies) 09/27/2016 on Roleplaying +1
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#74 - elcreepo (09/27/2016) [-]
The valedictorian does the speech that introduces the graduation, though.

And the salutatorian goes at the end.

That's how it was at my school
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#75 - optiknarty (09/27/2016) [-]
ah, that was probably the better idea, for some reason the salutatorian had to introduce the valedictorian at my school
#13 - man, this is more sweeter than Stevia  [+] (2 replies) 09/18/2016 on Break my legs and put me in... +15
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#41 - fergin (09/19/2016) [-]
a lot of things are sweeter than stevia
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#31 - cyborgkg (09/19/2016) [-]
I super hope this is not fake, real feels are real.
#25 - what the ****, people wipe standing up? What kind of heresy is…  [+] (2 replies) 09/18/2016 on important questions +9
#51 - anon (09/19/2016) [-]
How do you wipe your ass sitting on the toilet seat? If I sit too much forward my dick touches the bowl on front, If I sit normally my hand cant fit between the toilet seat and my ass. And touching my shit while whiping is also not a preferred toilet hobby of mine.

So I squat a and wipe, so basically standing yeah. Wtf dude. How big are american toilets?
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#43 - severepwner (09/19/2016) [-]
You literally just lean off the toilet seat and you wipe while you're in a squat. What else are you supposed to do? Phase your hand through the bowl? Sorry I'm not a fucking ghost, but I gotta reach my ass.
#1 - That is some good ass **** bro, now I need a towel.  [+] (1 reply) 09/18/2016 on Perfect Fit Comp +2
#47 - defski (09/19/2016) [-]
Wtf? Why is the bitrate so poor? Here's a better version.
#59 - Class of 2019!  [+] (1 reply) 09/18/2016 on RIP +1
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#70 - sordidity (09/18/2016) [-]
Ay fuckin whoop
#14 - if you wanna edumacate yourself in why there's an explosi…  [+] (2 replies) 09/17/2016 on 9mm Into Gel Block +6
#31 - anon (09/17/2016) [-]
can you be our sparknotes?
#15 - kylov (09/17/2016) [-]
You one of them book readers.
#79 - Picture 09/17/2016 on $$ bills y'all +5