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Date Signed Up:3/07/2011
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active member of doujinland under the name ophiuchus the almighty lycan,fakku under the name mmophiuchus,and mangafox under the name ophiuchus.

and fuck 4chan... oh BTW names Martin

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#400 - Picture 07/13/2012 on Dirty... dirty secret +7
#132 - either way it's amazing 07/09/2012 on Ohh youtube +4
#179 - well slugboxs anthro rendition of mlp is ******* … 07/09/2012 on Why I Masturbate -1
#178 - **ophiuchus rolled a random image posted in comment #6663952…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/09/2012 on Why I Masturbate +1
User avatar #179 - ophiuchus (07/09/2012) [-]
well slugboxs anthro rendition of mlp is fucking awesome so okay
#127 - source?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/09/2012 on Ohh youtube +3
#136 - anonymous (07/09/2012) [-]
allison brie on community
#126 - Wow I'm actually impressed by the fact that you rolled your ow…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/09/2012 on Ohh youtube +8
User avatar #130 - notsureifanon (07/09/2012) [-]
and it's NSFW too. Mind blown.
#132 - ophiuchus (07/09/2012) [-]
either way it's amazing
#6 - No it its not a picture it really is a gif, but hey those are … 07/09/2012 on THIS IS a really confusing... 0
#132 - I laughed at "You can look at the tags if you want. ... s… 07/09/2012 on Friends. +4
#3 - well why the **** not.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/09/2012 on THIS IS a really confusing... 0
#5 - kanatana (07/09/2012) [-]
#6 - ophiuchus (07/09/2012) [-]
No it its not a picture it really is a gif, but hey those are some big ass melons.
#291 - **ophiuchus rolls 89** Well why the **** not co… 07/09/2012 on Facebook (1) 0

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#1 - mooooniiikaaaaa (08/02/2011) [-]
Hey man i am back :D

(And i am taking this profile comment virginity)
#2 to #1 - ophiuchus (08/02/2011) [-]
hey whats up?

<-- related to comment virginity...
#3 to #2 - mooooniiikaaaaa (08/03/2011) [-]
I'm stuck inside all day
Because of the rain :(
But i love rain so whatever
Whats up with you

<----- Related to your relation
#4 to #3 - ophiuchus (08/03/2011) [-]
nothing..might go to angle lake later...also trying to make fire come out of my hand...

Related by being aquatic (also related to my new meme)
#5 to #5 - mooooniiikaaaaa (08/03/2011) [-]
Impossibru!
fire coming out of your hands??
Oh yeah i saw that meme and thumbed :D
its pretty smart
<----- related because of water...???
#6 to #6 - ophiuchus (08/03/2011) [-]
on its possible if you are able to use over 60% of your brain you can control your body heat and most of your body functions. And if you can use 100% of it you could possibly control the molecules in your body... and yes it was a good idea now to wait for the thumbs....
#7 to #7 - mooooniiikaaaaa (08/03/2011) [-]
Mind=blown
and i have not idea as to how its water related
<--- this sure is water related
#8 to #8 - ophiuchus (08/03/2011) [-]
wanna hear about what the greatest power ever would be??

<---related because of the options
#9 to #9 - mooooniiikaaaaa (08/03/2011) [-]
go on...

<----- spiderman related
#10 to #10 - ophiuchus (08/03/2011) [-]
the greatest power would be, being able to manipulate the very molecular structure of the elements, because if you slow the vibrations of the molecules down it would create ice or if you speed them up it would create fire.
And you could rearrange the molecules in your body to pass though objects and/or rearrange the molecular structure of someone or something else and destroy their or it's structure. And you could rebuild it or them any way you see fit.

also If you had enough control over your power you destroy the very fabric of time it self, or even destroy the structure of the universe...

ignore the below...

(i sounded so bad ass and smart... Yes!..)
#12 to #11 - mooooniiikaaaaa (08/03/2011) [-]
Just one question

What website did you find that on??

(Also if you had that much control would you not destroy yourself before you would be able to to destroy the universe thus, making yourself your own worst enemy?)

((If that last statement is correct i sounded so smart!!.. Yes!))
#13 to #13 - ophiuchus (08/03/2011) [-]
i didn't find it on any web site it's my own analogy of what could and couldn't be true or false.

and yes there is that possibility or there is also the possibility of you destroying your self and everything around you, or you could burst into something that rapidly destroys molecules and thus causing the universe to collapse into its self creating another big bang...

also here is a riddle if god is all knowing and all powerful dose that make him incapable of committing a mistake he cannot fix or creating a problem he cannot solve?
#15 to #14 - mooooniiikaaaaa (08/03/2011) [-]
i dont know how to respond to that
so take this pic
#16 to #16 - ophiuchus (08/03/2011) [-]
the answer to the riddle is both yes and no because even god is human and because humans have problems that can be solved they also commit mistakes that can't be fixed. therefore the answer is yes and no.
#17 to #17 - mooooniiikaaaaa (08/03/2011) [-]
actually i never understood the riddle
and i still dont.
So now we proceed to a different topic
#18 to #18 - ophiuchus (08/04/2011) [-]
indeed.... what to talk about....hmm, idk you decided..
#19 to #19 - mooooniiikaaaaa (08/07/2011) [-]
I dunno :o
Think ophiuchus
think.
User avatar #20 to #20 - ophiuchus (08/08/2011) [-]
you know you can shorten it to just ophi right...
#21 to #21 - mooooniiikaaaaa (08/08/2011) [-]
or i can just shorten it to op...
#22 to #22 - ophiuchus (08/08/2011) [-]
lol epic
lol epic
#23 to #23 - mooooniiikaaaaa (08/08/2011) [-]
Haha   
what does your username mean anyways?
Haha
what does your username mean anyways?
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