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Date Signed Up:1/19/2010
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#8 - The later years of a Disney princess. 10/27/2014 on You think this is a fucking... +2
#13 - I like it LOK, but they are doing the dragonball Z thing where…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/27/2014 on The Bloodbender 0
User avatar #19 - theblackhorntail (10/27/2014) [-]
IMO the dark avatar was more dangerous than Zaheer and co.
User avatar #17 - tealkangaroo (10/27/2014) [-]
well I don't really agree with you. Korra never won a fight against amon, she just exposed him. Amon didn't really do that much actual physical fighting himself, more of a scare campaign. Season 2 was weird and I still don't get the whole huge spirit thing but it was outside traditional bending. Season 3 was really a group vs group effort, which sort of symbolized their generation becoming competent at protecting the people.
#34 - As a guy who has seen a picture of japan I can verify that's …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/26/2014 on actual japanese girls +8
#150 - anon (10/27/2014) [-]
i can confirm. i have seen SEVERAL videos on the internet, and it is safe to say all Japanese are like this
#9 - For a moment i thought that was a chicken in chain mail, and i…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/26/2014 on Party like its 14/14/14 2 +4
#18 - thingexplain (10/26/2014) [-]
why do I have this?

Because wrapping a chicken in chainmail then roasting it is even better than doing it with tinfoil. Browns and crisps better.
User avatar #45 - arrowed (10/26/2014) [-]
you dare cook Sir Chickington of the roundtable?
User avatar #61 - roundtable (10/27/2014) [-]
Don't let them cook my Sir Chickington!!
User avatar #40 - stickmanz (10/26/2014) [-]
wouldn't it get some odd metal flavoring ?
User avatar #54 - gobnick (10/26/2014) [-]
actually if you clean it right then it would act kinda like having a flexible pizza screen around it, passing heat from the metal directly to the chicken by conduction as well as the convection from the air around it. it would make the skin nice and crispy, but as far as keeping in the juices i'm not sure....you might possibly end up with a drier chicken than normal
User avatar #34 - butterduck (10/26/2014) [-]
Thanks for telling me how to make chicken better thingxplain!
#45 - So is this the joker's replacement in the next batman movie? 10/26/2014 on I'm so startled +3
#5 - Meanwhile, at the Chinese restaurant  [+] (1 new reply) 10/25/2014 on When FJ comes back after an... -3
User avatar #10 - toguro (10/26/2014) [-]
Guinea pigs are a South American delicacy though
#57 - Comment deleted 10/25/2014 on GM hulu and colgate pulled... 0
#63 - He does all that and three jobs, Idk how he does it. 10/25/2014 on Nigga I ain't yo shield +3
#2 - Works with people too!  [+] (2 new replies) 10/24/2014 on Reboot, Reset, Hard Reset,... +31
User avatar #7 - deathchain (10/24/2014) [-]
Might be more of a hard shutdown than a hard reset.
User avatar #4 - ciacheczko (10/24/2014) [-]
And can also end with permanent damage beyond fixing.
But you get to jail only for one of these
How dare you smack your precious electronics with a hammer, you monster
#16 - 2% Battery, I Also Like to Live Dangerously.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/24/2014 on PREACH +74
User avatar #93 - gameless (10/24/2014) [-]
Why even add an image if you are going To Repeat The Text In It Anyway?
#88 - lmOldGreg (10/24/2014) [-]
It's plugged in
User avatar #24 - ponchosdm (10/24/2014) [-]
in a ghetto without money to go back home, low battery and heard some niggas talking shit about talking white... better tweet it
#575 - Comment deleted 10/24/2014 on Free Steam 0
#10 - I too second the exclamation of "Jesus!" 10/24/2014 on Black Metal Babysitting +1
#17 - The ****** should not have been looking up in a sniper fight. 10/23/2014 on Not funny... +1
#30 - The things I would do to that girl, such as stare awkwardly at…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/23/2014 on FUCK +22
User avatar #138 - pabloenis (10/23/2014) [-]
As long as you can get roofies and rope in your league, you will be fine
User avatar #32 - thingexplain (10/23/2014) [-]
At the point where a girl is so far out of your league, you have to realize that you're playing a different sport. Like when Michael Jordan played baseball for a while. Swing for the fences, mate. Got nothing to prove.
#6 - Rope, a kids toy, condoms. Might even get arrested o… 10/22/2014 on The game -3
#7 - to be fair that wasn't the engines fault. 10/22/2014 on the little enginge that... 0
#18 - I'll probably start with the marathon. 10/22/2014 on Punchline in description +2
#88 - So we can **** on admin huh. So do we have to …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2014 on le free speech status update 0
User avatar #103 - stifflimb (10/22/2014) [-]
You need to do it in a suprising way, like when I hid in his bathroom stall and I took a shit on him not while he was shitting but peeing like a girl!
#311 - Was a cadet for a 2 years, ended up enlisting in the reserves …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2014 on Dating 0
#312 - blackmanrollipolli (10/22/2014) [-]
How old are you? you look to be about 20. How could you have even had the thought of going NCO without being in the reserves for atleast 10 years.
#25 - Girl must be his sister. 10/22/2014 on Serm Jifs 0
#309 - Apologies, I'm afraid you will have to read the book for that.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/22/2014 on Dating 0
#310 - blackmanrollipolli (10/22/2014) [-]
So you had a past job in the military, what was your Branch of service and MOS/Rate, rank?
User avatar #311 - ooi (10/22/2014) [-]
Was a cadet for a 2 years, ended up enlisting in the reserves instead. Mos - Chemical, rank specialist, would had went NCO, but I would never want to be a Sgt in my unit, might go back in a few years.
#312 - blackmanrollipolli (10/22/2014) [-]
How old are you? you look to be about 20. How could you have even had the thought of going NCO without being in the reserves for atleast 10 years.
#26 - Not sure what you were expecting, but no never a neckbeard. I'…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2014 on ooi's profile 0
User avatar #27 - theflamingfire (10/22/2014) [-]
Wish I could be in the military but I think I don't have what it takes sadly
#24 - That's exactly it , its me wearing a helmet, goggles, and …  [+] (3 new replies) 10/21/2014 on ooi's profile 0
User avatar #25 - theflamingfire (10/21/2014) [-]
Well at least your not a neckbeard
User avatar #26 - ooi (10/22/2014) [-]
Not sure what you were expecting, but no never a neckbeard. I'm more of a light goatee kind of guy, work requires me to be clean shaven though.
User avatar #27 - theflamingfire (10/22/2014) [-]
Wish I could be in the military but I think I don't have what it takes sadly
#163 - No, not yet; while I do have years of martial arts training, a…  [+] (7 new replies) 10/21/2014 on Dating +19
User avatar #286 - lvlonemeepo (10/21/2014) [-]
Oh my gosh you may not be a main character to an Anime but holy fuck you look cool mr fedora swordsman. I've been recently thinking I'm in an animu and can't wake up because this chick I knew since elementary was just like "Hey lvlonemeepo, you're the only one I trust with my virginity. Will you take it?" I do look faggy enough to be a mc in an animu just no pink hair.
User avatar #266 - ieatbengay (10/21/2014) [-]
that fedora doesn't look that bad because he's not wearing it was a superhero t-shirt, cargo shorts and sandals. the sword on the other hand
#175 - blackmanrollipolli (10/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #309 - ooi (10/22/2014) [-]
Apologies, I'm afraid you will have to read the book for that.
#310 - blackmanrollipolli (10/22/2014) [-]
So you had a past job in the military, what was your Branch of service and MOS/Rate, rank?
User avatar #311 - ooi (10/22/2014) [-]
Was a cadet for a 2 years, ended up enlisting in the reserves instead. Mos - Chemical, rank specialist, would had went NCO, but I would never want to be a Sgt in my unit, might go back in a few years.
#312 - blackmanrollipolli (10/22/2014) [-]
How old are you? you look to be about 20. How could you have even had the thought of going NCO without being in the reserves for atleast 10 years.
#16 - I had a cute girl once desperately tring to flirt with me. …  [+] (15 new replies) 10/20/2014 on Dating +242
User avatar #299 - myfourthaccount (10/21/2014) [-]
I flirted with a girl who thought she was Persephone in her past life

Where do all these weirdos come from man -_-
User avatar #220 - hellomynameisbill (10/21/2014) [-]
how weird?
User avatar #195 - rockamekishiko (10/21/2014) [-]
something like that happened to me except she kept sitting behind me on the bus and touching my hair, then pretending it never happened... this was in high school.
User avatar #170 - staticstork (10/21/2014) [-]
Sounds like autism
User avatar #110 - drtrousersnake (10/21/2014) [-]
sounds like you are the mc in a anime. Is your hair pink?
#163 - ooi (10/21/2014) [-]
No, not yet; while I do have years of martial arts training, and a variety of past jobs, ranging from architecture, military, supermarket clerk, to work in investment banking. I'm still in the prologue.

It's gonna be call the Fedora Swordsman, it's about a man who fights corruption in a suit, with a sword and most importantly his fedora.

My hair is not pink

User avatar #286 - lvlonemeepo (10/21/2014) [-]
Oh my gosh you may not be a main character to an Anime but holy fuck you look cool mr fedora swordsman. I've been recently thinking I'm in an animu and can't wake up because this chick I knew since elementary was just like "Hey lvlonemeepo, you're the only one I trust with my virginity. Will you take it?" I do look faggy enough to be a mc in an animu just no pink hair.
User avatar #266 - ieatbengay (10/21/2014) [-]
that fedora doesn't look that bad because he's not wearing it was a superhero t-shirt, cargo shorts and sandals. the sword on the other hand
#175 - blackmanrollipolli (10/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #309 - ooi (10/22/2014) [-]
Apologies, I'm afraid you will have to read the book for that.
#310 - blackmanrollipolli (10/22/2014) [-]
So you had a past job in the military, what was your Branch of service and MOS/Rate, rank?
User avatar #311 - ooi (10/22/2014) [-]
Was a cadet for a 2 years, ended up enlisting in the reserves instead. Mos - Chemical, rank specialist, would had went NCO, but I would never want to be a Sgt in my unit, might go back in a few years.
#312 - blackmanrollipolli (10/22/2014) [-]
How old are you? you look to be about 20. How could you have even had the thought of going NCO without being in the reserves for atleast 10 years.
User avatar #45 - axeul (10/21/2014) [-]
I... I know where that's from.
#98 - imagebandetector (10/21/2014) [-]
So do millions of other people.

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User avatar #23 - theflamingfire (10/21/2014) [-]
What is your avatar all I can see is a helmet and a mask I am the first comment
#24 to #23 - ooi (10/21/2014) [-]
That's exactly it , its me wearing a helmet, goggles, and a old gas mask.

This is me with a suit, sword and Fedora.

Also your are not the first, see the 23
User avatar #25 to #24 - theflamingfire (10/21/2014) [-]
Well at least your not a neckbeard
User avatar #26 to #25 - ooi (10/22/2014) [-]
Not sure what you were expecting, but no never a neckbeard. I'm more of a light goatee kind of guy, work requires me to be clean shaven though.
User avatar #27 to #26 - theflamingfire (10/22/2014) [-]
Wish I could be in the military but I think I don't have what it takes sadly
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