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#88 - The sex doll company ships internationally 12/18/2014 on has a smile on his face, +11
#847290 - Red white black Izzit 12/18/2014 on Ponyville +3
#847283 - Yay people who play magic  [+] (2 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Ponyville +3
User avatar #847284 - lightingeagle (12/18/2014) [-]
What's the best clan in KtK?
Guild in Ravnica?
User avatar #847290 - onlyanonymous (12/18/2014) [-]
Red white black
Izzit
#32 - Cuz soldier wear the brim of his helmat below eye level  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2014 on Red vs Blue 0
#34 - grandterskrasao (12/17/2014) [-]
Yea, but...

Soldier is crazy.
#846268 - Mazda miata  [+] (2 new replies) 12/15/2014 on Ponyville +2
User avatar #846271 - theseventhalias (12/15/2014) [-]
nah I can't say that. Despite it's average performance I love the Miata
User avatar #846270 - theseventhalias (12/15/2014) [-]
He wants something 4-door.

and even if he didn't, the MX5 is underwhelming
#846267 - Hi brobro 12/15/2014 on Ponyville 0
#4 - *ruben's 12/15/2014 on Ever wanted to see sound? 0
#3 - no tuben's tube?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2014 on Ever wanted to see sound? 0
User avatar #4 - onlyanonymous (12/15/2014) [-]
*ruben's
#17 - i mean, you asked  [+] (13 new replies) 12/15/2014 on Glorious Admin 0
User avatar #18 - whiterabit (12/15/2014) [-]
True.. It's possible, and I'm well aware of the many cards that make it possible because I know way more about this game than I should, but I was more trying to point out guy's flaw in what he though the rules were.
#23 - starlordoriginal (12/15/2014) [-]
Well the collect ability specifically states it's to be used at the beginning of each upkeep, no attack required, no need to take damage. Thus, you can increase the attack and defense of the card using counters before you ever need to do anything with it.
#25 - whiterabit (12/15/2014) [-]
No, but you don't need to do anything with it for it to die. Any creature with zero toughness automatically dies; no need for damage required. For example, dismember, pictured here, kills any creature with toughness five or less because it's toughness is brought to zero, even though no damage was done. For a creature to be in play, it needs to have a toughness of 1 or greater.
Source: Mtg salvation rules forum, mtg rule book, and I judge mtg events on most wednesdays and fridays.
#24 - starlordoriginal (12/15/2014) [-]
oh, ignore that, I just read the other comments. Okay, my mistake.
User avatar #28 - whiterabit (12/15/2014) [-]
In all other aspects, if that tax collector had base stats of even 0/1, it has great potential to become extremely overpowered within a couple turns
#31 - starlordoriginal (12/15/2014) [-]
especially for me, I play a Black/White/Green life gain deck. This would be awesome. I normally gain about 18 per turn once i've got my combos set up, I've beaten someone 318 to -2, although technically using the looping effect of Sanguine Bond and Exquisite Blood, I've won infinite to negative infinite before.
User avatar #26 - whiterabit (12/15/2014) [-]
Oh, okay haha well glad I could explain
#27 - starlordoriginal (12/15/2014) [-]
better?
User avatar #29 - whiterabit (12/15/2014) [-]
Oh yep, I was just in the middle of writing a comment about that
#30 - starlordoriginal (12/15/2014) [-]
haha yeah i saw, i was busy recreating it in Cardsmith, do you know of any better sites for that?
User avatar #33 - whiterabit (12/16/2014) [-]
Not sure unfortunately; I've spent my fair share of time creating custom cards, but all I did was write it up in text format
#36 - starlordoriginal (12/16/2014) [-]
Well, here's one I made for my friend who plays a Dimir milling deck. (I know it should be gold (or half and half, they didn't have that option) but I thought the black made it look really cool)
User avatar #37 - whiterabit (12/16/2014) [-]
Black border goes well with the art, but yeah it should be gold. Oh well. High mana cost, but potentially good milling effect
#15 - savage summoning, remember its a wedge color block instead of …  [+] (15 new replies) 12/15/2014 on Glorious Admin 0
User avatar #16 - whiterabit (12/15/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, there's a lot of stuff that can make it work. Honor of the pure, crusade, marshall's anthem, celestial crusader, anything of that sort; a lot of it is in white so you don't even need a third color. But by itself, it is worthless, and guy doesn't seem to grasp that because he has a misconception of the rules
User avatar #17 - onlyanonymous (12/15/2014) [-]
i mean, you asked
User avatar #18 - whiterabit (12/15/2014) [-]
True.. It's possible, and I'm well aware of the many cards that make it possible because I know way more about this game than I should, but I was more trying to point out guy's flaw in what he though the rules were.
#23 - starlordoriginal (12/15/2014) [-]
Well the collect ability specifically states it's to be used at the beginning of each upkeep, no attack required, no need to take damage. Thus, you can increase the attack and defense of the card using counters before you ever need to do anything with it.
#25 - whiterabit (12/15/2014) [-]
No, but you don't need to do anything with it for it to die. Any creature with zero toughness automatically dies; no need for damage required. For example, dismember, pictured here, kills any creature with toughness five or less because it's toughness is brought to zero, even though no damage was done. For a creature to be in play, it needs to have a toughness of 1 or greater.
Source: Mtg salvation rules forum, mtg rule book, and I judge mtg events on most wednesdays and fridays.
#24 - starlordoriginal (12/15/2014) [-]
oh, ignore that, I just read the other comments. Okay, my mistake.
User avatar #28 - whiterabit (12/15/2014) [-]
In all other aspects, if that tax collector had base stats of even 0/1, it has great potential to become extremely overpowered within a couple turns
#31 - starlordoriginal (12/15/2014) [-]
especially for me, I play a Black/White/Green life gain deck. This would be awesome. I normally gain about 18 per turn once i've got my combos set up, I've beaten someone 318 to -2, although technically using the looping effect of Sanguine Bond and Exquisite Blood, I've won infinite to negative infinite before.
User avatar #26 - whiterabit (12/15/2014) [-]
Oh, okay haha well glad I could explain
#27 - starlordoriginal (12/15/2014) [-]
better?
User avatar #29 - whiterabit (12/15/2014) [-]
Oh yep, I was just in the middle of writing a comment about that
#30 - starlordoriginal (12/15/2014) [-]
haha yeah i saw, i was busy recreating it in Cardsmith, do you know of any better sites for that?
User avatar #33 - whiterabit (12/16/2014) [-]
Not sure unfortunately; I've spent my fair share of time creating custom cards, but all I did was write it up in text format
#36 - starlordoriginal (12/16/2014) [-]
Well, here's one I made for my friend who plays a Dimir milling deck. (I know it should be gold (or half and half, they didn't have that option) but I thought the black made it look really cool)
User avatar #37 - whiterabit (12/16/2014) [-]
Black border goes well with the art, but yeah it should be gold. Oh well. High mana cost, but potentially good milling effect

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User avatar #1059 - thatnathandrake (11/18/2014) [-]
lets just keep this here
so
whats going on with you
User avatar #1060 to #1059 - onlyanonymous ONLINE (11/18/2014) [-]
Oh not much, putzing through life ya know... How about you
User avatar #1061 to #1060 - thatnathandrake (11/19/2014) [-]
ive been good
User avatar #1062 to #1061 - onlyanonymous ONLINE (11/19/2014) [-]
Das cool, but yeah I'm pretty sure I have a pic of your dick do you want me to delete it?
User avatar #1063 to #1062 - thatnathandrake (11/19/2014) [-]
do what you want i dont really care
User avatar #1064 to #1063 - onlyanonymous ONLINE (11/19/2014) [-]
I'm tuna delete it, I wouldn't want anyone but my boyfriend to have a pic of my dick
User avatar #1065 to #1064 - thatnathandrake (11/19/2014) [-]
yeah that would suck
so what are you up to
User avatar #1066 to #1065 - onlyanonymous ONLINE (11/19/2014) [-]
Well recently I unlocked developer mode on my phone which is nice but I'm gunna go play tf2
User avatar #1067 to #1066 - thatnathandrake (11/19/2014) [-]
ah
wjhats your steam?
User avatar #1068 to #1067 - onlyanonymous ONLINE (11/19/2014) [-]
Tehfurrydj
User avatar #1069 to #1068 - thatnathandrake (11/19/2014) [-]
mind if i add you
User avatar #1070 to #1069 - onlyanonymous ONLINE (11/19/2014) [-]
Feel free
User avatar #1058 - onlyanonymous ONLINE (09/14/2014) [-]
natedrake

jelloisyumm
User avatar #1057 - onlyanonymous ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
**onlyanonymous tests**
User avatar #1056 - onlyanonymous ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
**onlyanonymous tests**
User avatar #1055 - onlyanonymous ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
*user tests something*
#1042 - shogg (06/24/2014) [-]
mensies <3
User avatar #1043 to #1042 - onlyanonymous ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
Wut?
User avatar #1045 to #1044 - onlyanonymous ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
Im naked under my clothes does that count?
#1046 to #1045 - shogg (06/24/2014) [-]
how big is your dick
User avatar #1049 to #1046 - onlyanonymous ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Lets not
User avatar #1047 to #1046 - onlyanonymous ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
When was about 30 lbs lighter i was about 7, maybe 7 1/4
Now its less then or equal to 6"
#1048 to #1047 - shogg (06/24/2014) [-]
damn thats a nice size
lets see
User avatar #1051 to #1048 - onlyanonymous ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Let's not
User avatar #1053 to #1052 - onlyanonymous ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
why so?

#1054 to #1053 - shogg (06/25/2014) [-]
Im curious as to the aspects of it, girth, circumcision marks (if circumcised) colour, etc.
User avatar #1041 - onlyanonymous ONLINE (04/03/2014) [-]
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User avatar #1039 - onlyanonymous ONLINE (02/08/2014) [-]
BEWP
User avatar #1038 - pineapplechunkss ONLINE (12/24/2013) [-]
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU
User avatar #1035 - novabird ONLINE (10/28/2013) [-]
i don't suppose you have that tea gif i post a lot?
(i lost all of my reaction folders and am slowly getting it all back)
User avatar #1036 to #1035 - onlyanonymous ONLINE (10/28/2013) [-]
dont think so
#1037 to #1036 - novabird ONLINE (10/28/2013) [-]
found it.
found it.
#1033 - inuyuru (08/07/2013) [-]
Here you are
User avatar #1034 to #1033 - onlyanonymous ONLINE (08/07/2013) [-]
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User avatar #1031 to #1030 - onlyanonymous ONLINE (07/07/2013) [-]
>implying
#1027 - alicornking (04/11/2013) [-]
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User avatar #1028 to #1027 - onlyanonymous ONLINE (04/12/2013) [-]
U wot m8
#1026 - timmywankenobi ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
heya onlyanonymous I just need a few more votes on the petition so if you could sign when you get some time that would be great .

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User avatar #1024 - onlyanonymous ONLINE (02/16/2013) [-]
i thought it was good, the song off the bat helped, and the inclusion of some of our fav characters (dj-pon3) went over well. i liked the other songs as well, the plot seemed a little rushed. but it was very musical
User avatar #1022 - someponynew (02/11/2013) [-]
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Bro, come here and watch this with me. and for god sakes, turn that SO MUCH TO DO SO MUCH TO SEE off...
Yer gonna wanna see this vid.
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