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Video Games Played: Skyrim, GTA series, Red Dead Redemption, Crash Bandicoot, Spyro, Saints Row series, Halo series, Portal, Assassin's Creed series, Resident Evil series
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Date Signed Up:2/04/2010
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#4934 - **onkii rolls 455,309,424** 07/18/2014 on Roll for Red 0
#262 - Picture 07/18/2014 on tell addy your feels +1
#254 - Right now!  [+] (2 new replies) 07/18/2014 on tell addy your feels +1
User avatar #259 - jacksipian (07/18/2014) [-]
Alright! I'll see you there, buddy!
#262 - onkii (07/18/2014) [-]
#251 - The part with all the illegal Mexicans  [+] (4 new replies) 07/18/2014 on tell addy your feels +1
User avatar #253 - jacksipian (07/18/2014) [-]
so that's anywhere, cool! when are we going?
User avatar #254 - onkii (07/18/2014) [-]
Right now!
User avatar #259 - jacksipian (07/18/2014) [-]
Alright! I'll see you there, buddy!
#262 - onkii (07/18/2014) [-]
#229 - Let us both just move to California  [+] (6 new replies) 07/18/2014 on tell addy your feels +1
User avatar #247 - jacksipian (07/18/2014) [-]
I'll go for that! which part?
User avatar #251 - onkii (07/18/2014) [-]
The part with all the illegal Mexicans
User avatar #253 - jacksipian (07/18/2014) [-]
so that's anywhere, cool! when are we going?
User avatar #254 - onkii (07/18/2014) [-]
Right now!
User avatar #259 - jacksipian (07/18/2014) [-]
Alright! I'll see you there, buddy!
#262 - onkii (07/18/2014) [-]
#223 - Really? I've always liked the north-east  [+] (8 new replies) 07/18/2014 on tell addy your feels +1
User avatar #227 - jacksipian (07/18/2014) [-]
it's a shithole dude, don't come here. ever.
User avatar #229 - onkii (07/18/2014) [-]
Let us both just move to California
User avatar #247 - jacksipian (07/18/2014) [-]
I'll go for that! which part?
User avatar #251 - onkii (07/18/2014) [-]
The part with all the illegal Mexicans
User avatar #253 - jacksipian (07/18/2014) [-]
so that's anywhere, cool! when are we going?
User avatar #254 - onkii (07/18/2014) [-]
Right now!
User avatar #259 - jacksipian (07/18/2014) [-]
Alright! I'll see you there, buddy!
#262 - onkii (07/18/2014) [-]
#220 - It could be worse. You could be in Illinois like me  [+] (10 new replies) 07/18/2014 on tell addy your feels +1
User avatar #222 - jacksipian (07/18/2014) [-]
I'd rather be there, I'd rather be anywhere that isn't the Northeast.
User avatar #223 - onkii (07/18/2014) [-]
Really? I've always liked the north-east
User avatar #227 - jacksipian (07/18/2014) [-]
it's a shithole dude, don't come here. ever.
User avatar #229 - onkii (07/18/2014) [-]
Let us both just move to California
User avatar #247 - jacksipian (07/18/2014) [-]
I'll go for that! which part?
User avatar #251 - onkii (07/18/2014) [-]
The part with all the illegal Mexicans
User avatar #253 - jacksipian (07/18/2014) [-]
so that's anywhere, cool! when are we going?
User avatar #254 - onkii (07/18/2014) [-]
Right now!
User avatar #259 - jacksipian (07/18/2014) [-]
Alright! I'll see you there, buddy!
#262 - onkii (07/18/2014) [-]
#3604 - It has definitely helped me 07/17/2014 on Open up to your family +1
#3591 - I can't say that I've ever been addicted to any sort of hard d…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2014 on Open up to your family 0
#3602 - ikoolkatzzzz (07/17/2014) [-]
Yeah I agree 100%, my friends are so great to me and I'm looking at getting into a residential program.
#3581 - When you're feeling better, I highly recommend yoga. My ex bo…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2014 on Open up to your family 0
User avatar #3585 - breaken (07/17/2014) [-]
Thanks, I'll look into it. I really don't want this happening again. Really sucks.

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#200 - pointblankhits (07/09/2014) [-]
It's been a while
#202 to #201 - pointblankhits (07/09/2014) [-]
I'm a lot better looking then David Hasselhof
#203 to #202 - onkii (07/09/2014) [-]
Playing mah guitar ol' stringy today
#204 to #203 - pointblankhits (07/10/2014) [-]
I'm not talented enough to play any stringy instrument
#206 to #205 - pointblankhits (07/10/2014) [-]
I have my Gaelic so don't judge
User avatar #207 to #206 - onkii (07/11/2014) [-]
Okay fair enough
#199 - pivotmasterdm (07/08/2014) [-]
Here you are m'lady
User avatar #194 to #193 - onkii (04/12/2014) [-]
hey babe
#195 to #194 - redzeopoweranger (04/12/2014) [-]
how you doing  ? ;3
how you doing ? ;3
#197 to #196 - redzeopoweranger (04/12/2014) [-]
bite the pillow im going in dry ;3
bite the pillow im going in dry ;3
#198 to #197 - onkii (04/12/2014) [-]
u know just how i like it
u know just how i like it
#186 - crocs (03/20/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#182 - pointblankhits (03/19/2014) [-]
Whats good my relatively new acquaintance  I feel like i walked into a bad neighborhood
Whats good my relatively new acquaintance I feel like i walked into a bad neighborhood
#184 to #183 - pointblankhits (03/19/2014) [-]
I'm going to be honest, your pictures make me feel un-easy
#185 to #184 - onkii (03/19/2014) [-]
glad to be of service
#163 to #162 - redzeopoweranger (02/17/2014) [-]
hows that nice piece of ass doing ? ;)
#164 to #163 - onkii (02/17/2014) [-]
breddy gud
#165 to #164 - redzeopoweranger (02/17/2014) [-]
*fondles dat booty*
#152 - KnowinglyUnknown (02/13/2014) [-]
I have a red bushy beard. That is all.
I have a red bushy beard. That is all.
User avatar #153 to #152 - onkii (02/13/2014) [-]
I do too! O:
#154 to #153 - KnowinglyUnknown (02/13/2014) [-]
Pics or...er...ew...nevermind.
Pics or...er...ew...nevermind.
User avatar #144 to #143 - onkii (01/17/2014) [-]
so cute
#145 to #144 - KnowinglyUnknown (01/18/2014) [-]
I'm using your profile as an adorable things dump zone. Proceed with caution.
I'm using your profile as an adorable things dump zone. Proceed with caution.
#147 to #146 - KnowinglyUnknown (01/18/2014) [-]
Red pandas are the shit.
Red pandas are the shit.
#151 to #150 - KnowinglyUnknown (01/18/2014) [-]
That fucking gif still creeps me the out.   Skyrim time, so long.
That fucking gif still creeps me the out. Skyrim time, so long.
#126 - KnowinglyUnknown (01/01/2014) [-]
Ey bby, yu wnt sum fuk?
Ey bby, yu wnt sum fuk?
#127 to #126 - onkii (01/02/2014) [-]
Happy new year nigga
#128 to #127 - KnowinglyUnknown (01/02/2014) [-]
Awwww yea, happy New Year! Onto a year that doesn't suck complete ballsack!
Awwww yea, happy New Year! Onto a year that doesn't suck complete ballsack!
#130 to #129 - KnowinglyUnknown (01/02/2014) [-]
God damn, every time I see that .gif I say the same thing. That's fucking adorable.
God damn, every time I see that .gif I say the same thing. That's fucking adorable.
#131 to #130 - onkii (01/02/2014) [-]
you're fucking adorable
you're fucking adorable
#132 to #131 - KnowinglyUnknown (01/02/2014) [-]
Nu-uhhhh. You're the adorable one.
Nu-uhhhh. You're the adorable one.
#138 to #137 - KnowinglyUnknown (01/02/2014) [-]
You know you want some of this.
You know you want some of this.
#139 to #138 - onkii (01/02/2014) [-]
awww yeah i do
User avatar #141 to #140 - onkii (01/02/2014) [-]
lmfao
#142 to #141 - KnowinglyUnknown (01/02/2014) [-]
I'm about to start up a video game session, so I'll see ya later.



I'm about to start up a video game session, so I'll see ya later.
#117 - KnowinglyUnknown (12/14/2013) [-]
Why hello there.
Why hello there.
#118 to #117 - onkii (12/15/2013) [-]
hey bby
hey bby
#119 to #118 - KnowinglyUnknown (12/15/2013) [-]
So this is kinda my one warning: I don't particularly care for ponies/the pony fandom. I won't be an ass about it, just wanted to let you know
So this is kinda my one warning: I don't particularly care for ponies/the pony fandom. I won't be an ass about it, just wanted to let you know
#120 to #119 - onkii (12/15/2013) [-]
I don't like ponies either, i just picked a random reaction picture in my folder
#121 to #120 - KnowinglyUnknown (12/15/2013) [-]
Good. Our friendship is no longer ruined
Good. Our friendship is no longer ruined
User avatar #122 to #121 - onkii (12/15/2013) [-]
Awwwhhh yeah
#124 to #123 - onkii (12/15/2013) [-]
So cute
So cute
#125 to #124 - KnowinglyUnknown (12/15/2013) [-]
I love me some owls.  And that GIF is anything BUT cute.
I love me some owls. And that GIF is anything BUT cute.
#104 - KnowinglyUnknown (11/20/2013) [-]
I challenge you to a dance off!
I challenge you to a dance off!
#105 to #104 - onkii (11/20/2013) [-]
bitch plz
bitch plz
#106 to #105 - KnowinglyUnknown (11/20/2013) [-]
Bring it.
Bring it.
#112 to #111 - KnowinglyUnknown (11/21/2013) [-]
Trick question; you don't have one.
Trick question; you don't have one.
#113 to #112 - onkii (11/21/2013) [-]
I do... but it's not mine..
I do... but it's not mine..
#114 to #113 - KnowinglyUnknown (11/21/2013) [-]
Doesn't count!  So, did the whole love-triangle finally work out?
Doesn't count! So, did the whole love-triangle finally work out?
User avatar #115 to #114 - onkii (11/21/2013) [-]
we don't speak of that here
#116 to #115 - KnowinglyUnknown (11/21/2013) [-]
Butts, nuts and cherry pie.
Butts, nuts and cherry pie.
#95 - KnowinglyUnknown (11/11/2013) [-]
Eyyyyy, want some candy? I have some...just open the door.
#92 - KnowinglyUnknown (11/10/2013) [-]
Shakin' da booty like POW!
Shakin' da booty like POW!
#93 to #92 - onkii (11/10/2013) [-]
DAS SOME HOT ASS
#74 - KnowinglyUnknown (11/05/2013) [-]
I enjoyed our conversation. Unfortunately, you got the last word in because purple lines and stuff. I completely forgot what my original point was going to be. Here, have this and enjoy your evening. I will probably be relying on you again to relieve my rage in the future.
I enjoyed our conversation. Unfortunately, you got the last word in because purple lines and stuff. I completely forgot what my original point was going to be. Here, have this and enjoy your evening. I will probably be relying on you again to relieve my rage in the future.
#86 to #74 - devout feminist (11/05/2013) [-]
User avatar #88 to #86 - onkii (11/06/2013) [-]
FUCK SUBARU!
User avatar #75 to #74 - onkii (11/05/2013) [-]
Yeah, no problem. I'm always open for conversation!
#76 to #75 - KnowinglyUnknown (11/05/2013) [-]
Damn you and your 11 am. And seeing as how my profile has been thoroughly raped, might as well continue here...Damn you.
Damn you and your 11 am. And seeing as how my profile has been thoroughly raped, might as well continue here...Damn you.
#78 to #77 - KnowinglyUnknown (11/05/2013) [-]
Oh, but it has just begun...
Oh, but it has just begun...
#79 to #78 - onkii (11/05/2013) [-]
Oh dear lawd
#80 to #79 - KnowinglyUnknown (11/05/2013) [-]
Be prepared.
Be prepared.
#82 to #81 - KnowinglyUnknown (11/05/2013) [-]
Oh, almost quarter to midnight? Guess I need to stop...fucking homework and shit. Damn...
Oh, almost quarter to midnight? Guess I need to stop...fucking homework and shit. Damn...
User avatar #83 to #82 - onkii (11/05/2013) [-]
Well I shall talk to you some other time!
#84 to #83 - KnowinglyUnknown (11/05/2013) [-]
Indeed. Enjoy your fucking 11 am.
Indeed. Enjoy your fucking 11 am.
User avatar #85 to #84 - onkii (11/05/2013) [-]
You bet I will!
#70 - devout feminist (10/15/2013) [-]
pics of your feet pls
User avatar #68 - nitsfour (04/26/2013) [-]
hi friend
User avatar #69 to #68 - onkii (04/26/2013) [-]
well hi hi hi there
User avatar #66 - yentabear ONLINE (01/03/2013) [-]
Why hello there. Did you know that you're one higher than me on the comment rankings?

I'M SO FUCKING MAD

But nah, hope you have a good day.
User avatar #61 - fenrir (12/23/2012) [-]
YEAAAH I passed you in content ranking! I don't even know you! Booyah!
#42 - traviver (08/11/2012) [-]
Let me play you the song of my people.
#44 to #43 - traviver (08/11/2012) [-]
I don't know.
#46 to #45 - traviver (08/11/2012) [-]
Need, uh, someone to help you with that?
Need, uh, someone to help you with that?
#30 - blartonfairweather (07/29/2012) [-]
What is up, broksi?
What is up, broksi?
User avatar #31 to #30 - onkii (07/29/2012) [-]
oh nothing. just surfing the webs on my mom's extremely slow computer. you?
User avatar #32 to #31 - blartonfairweather (07/29/2012) [-]
How fun :3 lolol

And I too am surfing teh webs, while listening to music tho.
User avatar #33 to #32 - onkii (07/29/2012) [-]
ooo, what are you listening to?
User avatar #34 to #33 - blartonfairweather (07/29/2012) [-]
Bassnectar :3 haha it's dubstep :D
User avatar #35 to #34 - onkii (07/29/2012) [-]
i don't really listen to dubstep, lol. it's one of those genres that someone likes, or they don't
User avatar #36 to #35 - blartonfairweather (07/29/2012) [-]
Ya, I gotcha, haha I just really like the beats and I like house music too :D
So I am really into dubstep lol

What do you listen to?
User avatar #37 to #36 - onkii (07/29/2012) [-]
hmm, i mostly listen to upbeat feel-good music. like, say, light rock. it's some good stuff and it makes me happy!
User avatar #38 to #37 - blartonfairweather (07/29/2012) [-]
Ah, gotcha, lol well that is good :D

Always good to be happy :D
User avatar #39 to #38 - onkii (07/29/2012) [-]
yes. happiness is a gift
User avatar #40 to #39 - blartonfairweather (07/29/2012) [-]
Indeed :)
User avatar #41 to #40 - onkii (07/30/2012) [-]
:D
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