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Video Games Played: Skyrim, GTA series, Red Dead Redemption, Crash Bandicoot, Spyro, Saints Row series, Halo series, Portal, Assassin's Creed series, Resident Evil series
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Date Signed Up:2/04/2010
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#222 - FJ 12/22/2014 on FJ = dead? +2
#848 - **onkii used "*roll rpg name*"** **onkii rolls Ired** 12/21/2014 on rpg name generator 0
#961 - **onkii used "*roll cis privilege*"** **onkii rolls Being a… 12/17/2014 on Did you check your... +1
#797 - Well thank you 12/08/2014 on we are all brothers on FJ +1
#612 - This is a blink 182 cover I worked on. All th…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/08/2014 on we are all brothers on FJ 0
User avatar #661 - imadps (12/08/2014) [-]
that was pretty cool! i've never really been a Blink fan, but i'm an onkii fan now
User avatar #797 - onkii (12/08/2014) [-]
Well thank you
#599 - I play guitar, but I mostly sing/record vocals. Music is a pas…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/08/2014 on we are all brothers on FJ 0
User avatar #604 - imadps (12/08/2014) [-]
i'd love to hear something if you've got anything uploaded. listening is a passion of mine ^_^
User avatar #612 - onkii (12/08/2014) [-]
blink 182 - I Miss You (Covered by Lost Righteous Egos)

This is a blink 182 cover I worked on. All the music and vocals were recorded right here in my apartment haha. The female vocals are my own.
User avatar #661 - imadps (12/08/2014) [-]
that was pretty cool! i've never really been a Blink fan, but i'm an onkii fan now
User avatar #797 - onkii (12/08/2014) [-]
Well thank you
#576 - Thank you 12/08/2014 on we are all brothers on FJ 0
#575 - They definitely inspire me to keep making and playing music  [+] (6 new replies) 12/08/2014 on we are all brothers on FJ 0
User avatar #590 - imadps (12/08/2014) [-]
im finding out you're cooler and cooler with each reply! i'm a guitarist that isn't as good as i should be for how long i've been playing. haven't done any recording before, except something for school a few years ago with a hip hop artist that wanted some samples.

what do you play?
User avatar #599 - onkii (12/08/2014) [-]
I play guitar, but I mostly sing/record vocals. Music is a passion of mine
User avatar #604 - imadps (12/08/2014) [-]
i'd love to hear something if you've got anything uploaded. listening is a passion of mine ^_^
User avatar #612 - onkii (12/08/2014) [-]
blink 182 - I Miss You (Covered by Lost Righteous Egos)

This is a blink 182 cover I worked on. All the music and vocals were recorded right here in my apartment haha. The female vocals are my own.
User avatar #661 - imadps (12/08/2014) [-]
that was pretty cool! i've never really been a Blink fan, but i'm an onkii fan now
User avatar #797 - onkii (12/08/2014) [-]
Well thank you
#562 - Oh god I love Arctic Monkeys  [+] (8 new replies) 12/08/2014 on we are all brothers on FJ 0
User avatar #568 - imadps (12/08/2014) [-]
they're so great, i'm almost ashamed i learned of them through rocksmith
almost

AM is the best album. you can't deny fact
User avatar #575 - onkii (12/08/2014) [-]
They definitely inspire me to keep making and playing music
User avatar #590 - imadps (12/08/2014) [-]
im finding out you're cooler and cooler with each reply! i'm a guitarist that isn't as good as i should be for how long i've been playing. haven't done any recording before, except something for school a few years ago with a hip hop artist that wanted some samples.

what do you play?
User avatar #599 - onkii (12/08/2014) [-]
I play guitar, but I mostly sing/record vocals. Music is a passion of mine
User avatar #604 - imadps (12/08/2014) [-]
i'd love to hear something if you've got anything uploaded. listening is a passion of mine ^_^
User avatar #612 - onkii (12/08/2014) [-]
blink 182 - I Miss You (Covered by Lost Righteous Egos)

This is a blink 182 cover I worked on. All the music and vocals were recorded right here in my apartment haha. The female vocals are my own.
User avatar #661 - imadps (12/08/2014) [-]
that was pretty cool! i've never really been a Blink fan, but i'm an onkii fan now
User avatar #797 - onkii (12/08/2014) [-]
Well thank you
#535 - But that's such a good song!  [+] (11 new replies) 12/08/2014 on we are all brothers on FJ 0
User avatar #555 - imadps (12/08/2014) [-]
spelling error
i just stopped liking it after i heard it the first three times, and hated it after the tenth

Arctic monkeys are probably the only band i can listen to on repeat these days. still feel fresh
User avatar #562 - onkii (12/08/2014) [-]
Oh god I love Arctic Monkeys
User avatar #568 - imadps (12/08/2014) [-]
they're so great, i'm almost ashamed i learned of them through rocksmith
almost

AM is the best album. you can't deny fact
User avatar #575 - onkii (12/08/2014) [-]
They definitely inspire me to keep making and playing music
User avatar #590 - imadps (12/08/2014) [-]
im finding out you're cooler and cooler with each reply! i'm a guitarist that isn't as good as i should be for how long i've been playing. haven't done any recording before, except something for school a few years ago with a hip hop artist that wanted some samples.

what do you play?
User avatar #599 - onkii (12/08/2014) [-]
I play guitar, but I mostly sing/record vocals. Music is a passion of mine
User avatar #604 - imadps (12/08/2014) [-]
i'd love to hear something if you've got anything uploaded. listening is a passion of mine ^_^
User avatar #612 - onkii (12/08/2014) [-]
blink 182 - I Miss You (Covered by Lost Righteous Egos)

This is a blink 182 cover I worked on. All the music and vocals were recorded right here in my apartment haha. The female vocals are my own.
User avatar #661 - imadps (12/08/2014) [-]
that was pretty cool! i've never really been a Blink fan, but i'm an onkii fan now
User avatar #797 - onkii (12/08/2014) [-]
Well thank you
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#200 - pointblankhits (07/09/2014) [-]
It's been a while
#202 to #201 - pointblankhits (07/09/2014) [-]
I'm a lot better looking then David Hasselhof
#203 to #202 - onkii (07/09/2014) [-]
Playing mah guitar ol' stringy today
#204 to #203 - pointblankhits (07/10/2014) [-]
I'm not talented enough to play any stringy instrument
#206 to #205 - pointblankhits (07/10/2014) [-]
I have my Gaelic so don't judge
User avatar #207 to #206 - onkii (07/11/2014) [-]
Okay fair enough
#199 - pivotmasterdm (07/08/2014) [-]
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Here you are m'lady
User avatar #194 to #193 - onkii (04/12/2014) [-]
hey babe
#195 to #194 - redzeopoweranger (04/12/2014) [-]
how you doing  ? ;3
how you doing ? ;3
#197 to #196 - redzeopoweranger (04/12/2014) [-]
bite the pillow im going in dry ;3
bite the pillow im going in dry ;3
#198 to #197 - onkii (04/12/2014) [-]
u know just how i like it
u know just how i like it
#186 - crocs (03/20/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#182 - pointblankhits (03/19/2014) [-]
Whats good my relatively new acquaintance  I feel like i walked into a bad neighborhood
Whats good my relatively new acquaintance I feel like i walked into a bad neighborhood
#184 to #183 - pointblankhits (03/19/2014) [-]
I'm going to be honest, your pictures make me feel un-easy
#185 to #184 - onkii (03/19/2014) [-]
glad to be of service
#163 to #162 - redzeopoweranger (02/17/2014) [-]
hows that nice piece of ass doing ? ;)
#164 to #163 - onkii (02/17/2014) [-]
breddy gud
#165 to #164 - redzeopoweranger (02/17/2014) [-]
*fondles dat booty*
#152 - KnowinglyUnknown (02/13/2014) [-]
I have a red bushy beard. That is all.
I have a red bushy beard. That is all.
User avatar #153 to #152 - onkii (02/13/2014) [-]
I do too! O:
#154 to #153 - KnowinglyUnknown (02/13/2014) [-]
Pics or...er...ew...nevermind.
Pics or...er...ew...nevermind.
User avatar #144 to #143 - onkii (01/17/2014) [-]
so cute
#145 to #144 - KnowinglyUnknown (01/18/2014) [-]
I'm using your profile as an adorable things dump zone. Proceed with caution.
I'm using your profile as an adorable things dump zone. Proceed with caution.
#147 to #146 - KnowinglyUnknown (01/18/2014) [-]
Red pandas are the 						****					.
Red pandas are the **** .
#151 to #150 - KnowinglyUnknown (01/18/2014) [-]
That 						*******					 gif still creeps me the out.   Skyrim time, so long.
That ******* gif still creeps me the out. Skyrim time, so long.
#126 - KnowinglyUnknown (01/01/2014) [-]
Ey bby, yu wnt sum fuk?
Ey bby, yu wnt sum fuk?
#127 to #126 - onkii (01/02/2014) [-]
Happy new year *****
#128 to #127 - KnowinglyUnknown (01/02/2014) [-]
Awwww yea, happy New Year! Onto a year that doesn't suck complete ballsack!
Awwww yea, happy New Year! Onto a year that doesn't suck complete ballsack!
#130 to #129 - KnowinglyUnknown (01/02/2014) [-]
God damn, every time I see that .gif I say the same thing. That's 						*******					 adorable.
God damn, every time I see that .gif I say the same thing. That's ******* adorable.
#131 to #130 - onkii (01/02/2014) [-]
you're 						*******					 adorable
you're ******* adorable
#132 to #131 - KnowinglyUnknown (01/02/2014) [-]
Nu-uhhhh. You're the adorable one.
Nu-uhhhh. You're the adorable one.
#138 to #137 - KnowinglyUnknown (01/02/2014) [-]
You know you want some of this.
You know you want some of this.
#139 to #138 - onkii (01/02/2014) [-]
awww yeah i do
User avatar #141 to #140 - onkii (01/02/2014) [-]
lmfao
#142 to #141 - KnowinglyUnknown (01/02/2014) [-]
I'm about to start up a video game session, so I'll see ya later.



I'm about to start up a video game session, so I'll see ya later.
#117 - KnowinglyUnknown (12/14/2013) [-]
Why hello there.
Why hello there.
#118 to #117 - onkii (12/15/2013) [-]
hey bby
hey bby
#119 to #118 - KnowinglyUnknown (12/15/2013) [-]
So this is kinda my one warning: I don't particularly care for ponies/the pony fandom. I won't be an ass about it, just wanted to let you know
So this is kinda my one warning: I don't particularly care for ponies/the pony fandom. I won't be an ass about it, just wanted to let you know
#120 to #119 - onkii (12/15/2013) [-]
I don't like ponies either, i just picked a random reaction picture in my folder
#121 to #120 - KnowinglyUnknown (12/15/2013) [-]
Good. Our friendship is no longer ruined
Good. Our friendship is no longer ruined
User avatar #122 to #121 - onkii (12/15/2013) [-]
Awwwhhh yeah
#124 to #123 - onkii (12/15/2013) [-]
So cute
So cute
#125 to #124 - KnowinglyUnknown (12/15/2013) [-]
I love me some owls.  And that GIF is anything BUT cute.
I love me some owls. And that GIF is anything BUT cute.
#104 - KnowinglyUnknown (11/20/2013) [-]
I challenge you to a dance off!
I challenge you to a dance off!
#105 to #104 - onkii (11/20/2013) [-]
bitch plz
bitch plz
#106 to #105 - KnowinglyUnknown (11/20/2013) [-]
Bring it.
Bring it.
#112 to #111 - KnowinglyUnknown (11/21/2013) [-]
Trick question; you don't have one.
Trick question; you don't have one.
#113 to #112 - onkii (11/21/2013) [-]
I do... but it's not mine..
I do... but it's not mine..
#114 to #113 - KnowinglyUnknown (11/21/2013) [-]
Doesn't count!  So, did the whole love-triangle finally work out?
Doesn't count! So, did the whole love-triangle finally work out?
User avatar #115 to #114 - onkii (11/21/2013) [-]
we don't speak of that here
#116 to #115 - KnowinglyUnknown (11/21/2013) [-]
Butts, nuts and cherry pie.
Butts, nuts and cherry pie.
#95 - KnowinglyUnknown (11/11/2013) [-]
Eyyyyy, want some candy? I have some...just open the door.
#92 - KnowinglyUnknown (11/10/2013) [-]
Shakin' da booty like POW!
Shakin' da booty like POW!
#93 to #92 - onkii (11/10/2013) [-]
DAS SOME HOT ASS
#74 - KnowinglyUnknown (11/05/2013) [-]
I enjoyed our conversation. Unfortunately, you got the last word in because purple lines and stuff. I completely forgot what my original point was going to be. Here, have this and enjoy your evening. I will probably be relying on you again to relieve my rage in the future.
I enjoyed our conversation. Unfortunately, you got the last word in because purple lines and stuff. I completely forgot what my original point was going to be. Here, have this and enjoy your evening. I will probably be relying on you again to relieve my rage in the future.
#86 to #74 - anonymous (11/05/2013) [-]
User avatar #88 to #86 - onkii (11/06/2013) [-]
**** SUBARU!
User avatar #75 to #74 - onkii (11/05/2013) [-]
Yeah, no problem. I'm always open for conversation!
#76 to #75 - KnowinglyUnknown (11/05/2013) [-]
Damn you and your 11 am. And seeing as how my profile has been thoroughly raped, might as well continue here...Damn you.
Damn you and your 11 am. And seeing as how my profile has been thoroughly raped, might as well continue here...Damn you.
#78 to #77 - KnowinglyUnknown (11/05/2013) [-]
Oh, but it has just begun...
Oh, but it has just begun...
#79 to #78 - onkii (11/05/2013) [-]
Oh dear lawd
#80 to #79 - KnowinglyUnknown (11/05/2013) [-]
Be prepared.
Be prepared.
#82 to #81 - KnowinglyUnknown (11/05/2013) [-]
Oh, almost quarter to midnight? Guess I need to stop...						*******					 homework and 						****					. Damn...
Oh, almost quarter to midnight? Guess I need to stop... ******* homework and **** . Damn...
User avatar #83 to #82 - onkii (11/05/2013) [-]
Well I shall talk to you some other time!
#84 to #83 - KnowinglyUnknown (11/05/2013) [-]
Indeed. Enjoy your 						*******					 11 am.
Indeed. Enjoy your ******* 11 am.
User avatar #85 to #84 - onkii (11/05/2013) [-]
You bet I will!
#70 - anonymous (10/15/2013) [-]
pics of your feet pls
User avatar #68 - nitsfour (04/26/2013) [-]
hi friend
User avatar #69 to #68 - onkii (04/26/2013) [-]
well hi hi hi there
User avatar #66 - yentabear ONLINE (01/03/2013) [-]
Why hello there. Did you know that you're one higher than me on the comment rankings?

I'M SO ******* MAD

But nah, hope you have a good day.
User avatar #61 - fenrir (12/23/2012) [-]
YEAAAH I passed you in content ranking! I don't even know you! Booyah!
#42 - traviver (08/11/2012) [-]
Let me play you the song of my people.
#44 to #43 - traviver (08/11/2012) [-]
I don't know.
#46 to #45 - traviver (08/11/2012) [-]
Need, uh, someone to help you with that?
Need, uh, someone to help you with that?
#30 - blartonfairweather (07/29/2012) [-]
What is up, broksi?
What is up, broksi?
User avatar #31 to #30 - onkii (07/29/2012) [-]
oh nothing. just surfing the webs on my mom's extremely slow computer. you?
User avatar #32 to #31 - blartonfairweather (07/29/2012) [-]
How fun :3 lolol

And I too am surfing teh webs, while listening to music tho.
User avatar #33 to #32 - onkii (07/29/2012) [-]
ooo, what are you listening to?
User avatar #34 to #33 - blartonfairweather (07/29/2012) [-]
Bassnectar :3 haha it's dubstep :D
User avatar #35 to #34 - onkii (07/29/2012) [-]
i don't really listen to dubstep, lol. it's one of those genres that someone likes, or they don't
User avatar #36 to #35 - blartonfairweather (07/29/2012) [-]
Ya, I gotcha, haha I just really like the beats and I like house music too :D
So I am really into dubstep lol

What do you listen to?
User avatar #37 to #36 - onkii (07/29/2012) [-]
hmm, i mostly listen to upbeat feel-good music. like, say, light rock. it's some good stuff and it makes me happy!
User avatar #38 to #37 - blartonfairweather (07/29/2012) [-]
Ah, gotcha, lol well that is good :D

Always good to be happy :D
User avatar #39 to #38 - onkii (07/29/2012) [-]
yes. happiness is a gift
User avatar #40 to #39 - blartonfairweather (07/29/2012) [-]
Indeed :)
User avatar #41 to #40 - onkii (07/30/2012) [-]
:D
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