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onixpected

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Date Signed Up:12/20/2010
Last Login:8/05/2015
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Sometimes my rhymes are polite
Like thank you for dinner Miss Wright
That was very delicious, good night
Sometimes their obscene
Like a pornographic dream
NC-17 with ladies in a stream of margarine

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    a great 4chan story a great 4chan story
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    what a discovery what a discovery
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    the porcupine story the porcupine story
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    what an asshole what an asshole
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    everybody loves porn everybody loves porn
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    what am I forgetting? what am I forgetting?
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#50 - argamadon (04/26/2012) [-]
יום עצמאות שמח!
#49 - neinneinnein (02/05/2012) [-]
Hey can you retoast the "What Would You Do?" I missed out when I was about to save it.
#44 - Pokekid (01/28/2012) [-]
dude, can you post that avatar pic again?
#45 to #48 - onixpected (01/31/2012) [-]
youre going to have to be alot more specific ha
#46 to #49 - Pokekid (01/31/2012) [-]
one w/ tai lee i think
#47 to #50 - onixpected (02/01/2012) [-]
dude come on your just messing with me theres like 30 of em. just google her ull find it. ill post a bunch of em tonight or tomorrow and let you know
#48 to #51 - Pokekid (02/02/2012) [-]
cool, tnx bro
#43 - BmanX (01/27/2012) [-]
Same avatar. Very nice.
#37 - extremistpain
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#38 to #41 - onixpected (12/28/2011) [-]
i love you so much
#39 to #42 - extremistpain (12/29/2011) [-]
do me proud. i like skinny red heads. :P
#41 to #44 - onixpected (12/29/2011) [-]
you want more of her?
#42 to #45 - extremistpain (12/29/2011) [-]
y yes, yes i would. also, enjoy, a fellow fj put up this source last night;
pornsharia.com/in-bed-with-...
#23 - fiveman (11/11/2011) [-]
Hi new friend! ^^
#24 to #27 - onixpected (11/11/2011) [-]
HELLO ITS A PLEASURE!!!
#25 to #28 - fiveman (11/11/2011) [-]
quite, its very nice to meet you to =^.^=
#26 to #29 - onixpected (11/11/2011) [-]
tell me bout urself
#27 to #30 - fiveman (11/11/2011) [-]
mmm, what would you like to know?
#28 to #31 - onixpected (11/11/2011) [-]
how bout how old are you? what state do you live in? what r ur interests?
#29 to #32 - fiveman (11/11/2011) [-]
I'm 15, i live in north Carolina USA , mm i like Role-playing, role-play games like legend of zelda( legend of zelda is my favorite game ever), i usually only play games for the story line, oh i'm a furry if that tell u a interest :winkwink: and my favorite animal is a wolf, what about you?
#30 to #33 - onixpected (11/11/2011) [-]
Ha im 19 i live in goergia i like pretty much all that ****. windwaker and ocarina of time r my favorite zelda games. uhh i like partying reading and i do a bunch of stuff i fence and ive done martial arts for a decade now
#31 to #34 - fiveman (11/11/2011) [-]
Thats awesome, i do sword fighting with like katanas and stuff, ive done martial arts for almost a decade to, and wind wakers my fav, i can see we could be good friends sir
#32 to #35 - onixpected (11/11/2011) [-]
indeed. r u a freshman or a sophmore? any requests for stuff for me to upload?
#33 to #36 - fiveman (11/11/2011) [-]
i'm a freshman, but i go to a special school that i go to for 5 years and i graduate with a 2 year college degree so, i'm a freshman in high school and college, mm no not really, thnx for offering tho ^^
#8 - OMFGaWhale (10/06/2011) [-]
could you post some ******* again or give a link plz
#9 to #8 - OMFGaWhale (10/06/2011) [-]
or sister and friends would be nice too
#10 to #9 - onixpected (10/06/2011) [-]
Oh god which one was that ill check tomorrow ima post a few dozen more doujins in the next couple of days ive been writing college essays all day im still at it. i promise that ill put them all up again at least once, and ill message you when i do
#1 - AwesomeJT (09/06/2011) [-]
you didnt steel the teen titan comic from me did you? or did u make it?
#2 to #1 - onixpected (09/06/2011) [-]
neither? did u make it? i was just reposting it cus someone asked me to. i sincerely apologize if it is in fact yours I didnt find this on fj tho
#3 to #2 - AwesomeJT (09/06/2011) [-]
its ok if u post it i just thought u were my frend obee O_O
apparently not xD