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onipure

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Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:1/11/2012
Last Login:9/26/2016
Location:sweden
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Comment Ranking:#7501
Highest Content Rank:#3911
Highest Comment Rank:#1213
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Level 112 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 113 Content: Funny Junkie
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Content Views:124845
Times Content Favorited:196 times
Total Comments Made:1693
FJ Points:8751
well fuck you

latest user's comments

#9 - i didnt get it, care to explain?  [+] (2 replies) 06/17/2016 on fuck your gender roles +4
#11 - hurpfry (06/17/2016) [-]
King of the Hill reference shame on you for not knowing
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#12 - onipure (06/17/2016) [-]
oh okay, thanks please dont hate me to much
#16 - Picture 06/14/2016 on game library +1
#15 - Picture  [+] (20 replies) 05/28/2016 on shoe +63
#21 - migueldecervantes (05/28/2016) [-]
Huh. I guess mgsexplain is pretty spot on.

She sucks at delivery.
#43 - simonhatesfj (05/28/2016) [-]
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It was pretty meh. but at least if we tell 'er that she won't assume that it's because she doesn't have teh dickle, right?
#57 - migueldecervantes (05/28/2016) [-]
What? You mean you don't think that quality of performance is directly proportional to size of dickle?
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#58 - simonhatesfj (05/28/2016) [-]
so if I had a dick the size of a monster truck I'd be able to make good jokes?
#63 - migueldecervantes (05/29/2016) [-]
Perhaps. That's my theory, at any rate.

Did you notice how white knight extraordinaire alabura keeps disliking our comments. It's like he thinks he'll get some of that shoeonhead pussy if he keeps red thumbing guys who don't like her delivery.

Fight on, brave soldier of peace and love. Fight on.


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#65 - simonhatesfj (05/29/2016) [-]
And here I was thinking it would drain my body of blood and render me incapable of speech.

we can just thumb each other up lol
#67 - migueldecervantes (05/29/2016) [-]
Let's thumb each other up forever.
#69 - simonhatesfj (05/29/2016) [-]
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**simonhatesfj rolled image**
mmmmmmmmmmmm
#71 - migueldecervantes (05/29/2016) [-]
**migueldecervantes used "*roll 1, pokemon*"**
**migueldecervantes rolls Entei**

#72 - simonhatesfj (05/29/2016) [-]
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lol entei
#77 - migueldecervantes (05/29/2016) [-]
**migueldecervantes used "*roll 1, cah question*"**
**migueldecervantes rolls _, Never leave home without it.**

I don't pokemon. Is entei the gey?
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#78 - simonhatesfj (05/29/2016) [-]
**simonhatesfj used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**simonhatesfj rolls Vehicular manslaughter.**
no entei is pretty cool
he's like a lion beast thing
you should totes play, monster training games are fun
#80 - migueldecervantes (05/29/2016) [-]
**migueldecervantes used "*roll 1, cis privilege*"**
**migueldecervantes rolls You can easily find role models and mentors to emulate who share your identity.**

I've actually played Leaf Green when I was younger. Which one should I play?
#81 - simonhatesfj (05/29/2016) [-]
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I recommend waiting for Sun/Moon, it's the next installment and will take place in hawaii
my personal favorite has got to be Black/White version, but I'm biased because I like cities and B/W was one of my first actual games.
#85 - migueldecervantes (05/29/2016) [-]
I'll just play the CDI Zelda series...
#89 - simonhatesfj (05/29/2016) [-]
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CDI, eh? good choice.
#90 - migueldecervantes (05/29/2016) [-]
If you don't know CGI Zelda, I feel bad for son
'cause I'm gonna smash some dodongos...


Zelda CDI Wand of Gamelon
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#91 - simonhatesfj (05/29/2016) [-]
**simonhatesfj used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**simonhatesfj rolls Don't count on it**
WELL EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME PRINCESS, I HAPPEN TO BE A ZELDA CDI AFFICENIDAO
#92 - migueldecervantes (05/29/2016) [-]
HAHA!

Wrong quote! "Well, excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me princess!" was from the TV show S1E1-13.

You have failed in your duty. What are you gonna do now, boy?
#93 - simonhatesfj (05/29/2016) [-]
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THAT'S THE JOKE! IT'S ALSO WHY I SPELLED EFFICIENT-ANODO WRONG!


GET PRANK'D!