Upload
Login or register

onipure

Last status update:
-
Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:1/11/2012
Last Login:9/29/2016
Location:sweden
Stats
Comment Ranking:#6976
Highest Content Rank:#3911
Highest Comment Rank:#1213
Content Thumbs: 1319 total,  1768 ,  449
Comment Thumbs: 8638 total,  9414 ,  776
Content Level Progress: 15% (15/100)
Level 112 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 113 Content: Funny Junkie
Comment Level Progress: 37% (37/100)
Level 275 Comments: Ninja Pirate → Level 276 Comments: Ninja Pirate
Subscribers:1
Content Views:124848
Times Content Favorited:196 times
Total Comments Made:1696
FJ Points:8767
well fuck you

latest user's comments

#54 - flagged 04/23/2016 on Ass Standards 0
#44598 - so does anyone have any tips for a guy that want to get fit bu…  [+] (4 replies) 04/17/2016 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#44601 - baglesbites (04/17/2016) [-]
Buy a used squat rack, adjustable bench and barbell + weights on Craigslist and put them in your Garage/ shed and get swole in the privacy of your own personal dungeon gym. I started out fat and weak, and found out quickly that basic home workouts don't go far for long unless you have equipment, so I joined a gym.
#44602 - baglesbites (04/17/2016) [-]
Wait, correction; I'm still fat and weak by internet standards.
#44599 - bouncingbananas (04/17/2016) [-]
Fitness videos or dancing videos.
Push ups, sit ups, etc.
My favourite regimen: Insanity videos every other day, 12x12 work out: 12 push ups & 12 arm curls then 12 push ups & 12 arm curls then 100 abs (25 sit ups, 25 right side oblique 25 left side obliques, 25 rocky abs). Repeat 6 times and go run 1-2miles.

Every night: randomabs.com workout.
You will lose a ton of weight cut a great shape within weeks.
User avatar
#44614 - onipure (04/18/2016) [-]
thanks the site looks fun actually, having like an internet coach
#33 - source?  [+] (1 reply) 04/15/2016 on 832 +1
User avatar
#41 - mcrut (04/15/2016) [-]
Sounds like Crious, not sure on that though. Similar sounding voice at least.
#14 - Picture  [+] (12 replies) 04/13/2016 on Even Bateman is afraid +45
User avatar
#67 - doctorjonesmd (04/29/2016) [-]
Donnie Darko abridged.
#65 - Jesusnipples (04/25/2016) [-]
Yup, gonna need the source on this one
User avatar
#39 - mrsixinch (04/13/2016) [-]
He looks like a ginger Anakin Skywalker
#15 - kaboomz (04/13/2016) [-]
wat
User avatar
#23 - catburglarpenis (04/13/2016) [-]
His name's frank. He loses an eye later in the movie but it okei
User avatar
#38 - animango (04/13/2016) [-]
is that a donnie darko reference
User avatar
#41 - catburglarpenis (04/13/2016) [-]
Naw man it's a space jam reference don't you remember when Jessica and Bugs fucking stabbed that dude frank in the eye right before they beat the monstars in the final zootopia match right before he became the best karate brown bear there ever was
User avatar
#53 - animango (04/13/2016) [-]
I now know less than when I first asked.
#42 - YouAreAPirateee (04/13/2016) [-]
There's too much going on here. I need to sleep. Too money references. Also Frank is a black bunny. not a white bunny. fuck
User avatar
#56 - catburglarpenis (04/13/2016) [-]
You want an exact match in the comment section? Are you out of your mind?!
#57 - YouAreAPirateee (04/13/2016) [-]
me rn
#28 - that the **** is going on with the arms.....  [+] (12 replies) 04/10/2016 on fathers +59
#51 - anon (04/10/2016) [-]
kek
#35 - itsmedumbass (04/10/2016) [-]
#34 - mattymc (04/10/2016) [-]
#31 - numbmind (04/10/2016) [-]
**numbmind used "*roll picture*"**
**numbmind rolled image**I keep looking, and i just can't figure it out...
User avatar
#36 - slapchoppin (04/10/2016) [-]
the one going up is the chinks arm and the one going down is the honky behind her
User avatar
#37 - numbmind (04/10/2016) [-]
No way, the skinny arm belongs to the redhead, but the other one looks like it belongs to nobody...
#40 - anon (04/10/2016) [-]
Here, I did this in paint to help
#45 - ripinkill (04/10/2016) [-]
the arm is too proportionally long for it to be hers unless she has a defect. look how unbalanced it is in length compared to her other arm.

TLDR its not hers
User avatar
#41 - numbmind (04/10/2016) [-]
The first arm overlaps the other one though...
#44 - anon (04/10/2016) [-]
Wait, I think I know what you mean. That's a trick of the low res of the picture and the colour of the skin around that part, which is the redhead's armpit. It makes it look like it's part of the blonde's arm.
#42 - anon (04/10/2016) [-]
I have no idea what you're talking about, one's just standing in front of the other
User avatar
#43 - numbmind (04/10/2016) [-]
On the arm going down, look at it very close, the skin completion is the same all the way up, and it over laps the arm going up which is a different completion...