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#88 - >Wanting to put your dick in a literal horse  [+] (1 reply) 09/27/2016 on Don't Stick yo Dick in... +2
#139 - demonsora (09/27/2016) [-]
this look familiar, do you know the source?
#33 - Consider suicide.  [+] (2 replies) 09/23/2016 on pewdiepieisbestpie's profile 0
#35 - anon (09/23/2016) [-]
You're blocked too, dickhead
#34 - anon (09/23/2016) [-]
>getting this buttdevasted
#170 - How do I turn off the live thumb feed, it's so annoying and di…  [+] (1 reply) 09/23/2016 on I aim to be this man +1
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#192 - pandaf (09/23/2016) [-]
Yeah dog. Its stupid
#2 - And what if the event happens too quickly to manually release?  [+] (35 replies) 09/12/2016 on supes +216
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#85 - DOCoSPADEo (09/13/2016) [-]
Is that image from komeiji koishi's heart throbbing adventure?
#57 - teedoubler (09/13/2016) [-]
Everybody's sitting here theory-crafting when that shit already exists. Break-away collars. They're on many pet collars so that a dog/cat doesn't hang themselves by their collar.
#49 - muken (09/13/2016) [-]
Just be Batman, totally prepared for that contingency with an automatic release keyed to that event.
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#47 - lacking (09/13/2016) [-]
I dont think he manually released it. His hand is just close to it.
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#43 - manter (09/13/2016) [-]
Then you engineer a fail safe that makes it release when pulled with too much force.
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#41 - ninjagaiden (09/13/2016) [-]
Then clearly you're not the batman
#38 - donfailed (09/13/2016) [-]
Simple enough, have it connect by magnets.
#73 - anon (09/13/2016) [-]
Always with the magnets
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#58 - tenaciouslee (09/13/2016) [-]
But, I have to ask you this, first.

FUCKIN' MAGNETS, HOW DO THEY WORK?
#80 - agronimo (09/13/2016) [-]
Miracles, son
#74 - anon (09/13/2016) [-]
more importantly how do you fuck magnets?!?!
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#56 - vorarephilia (09/13/2016) [-]
Fucking magnets
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#36 - heartlessrobot (09/13/2016) [-]
Velcro?
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#33 - daredevizz (09/13/2016) [-]
Automatic release tension detector
#45 - anon (09/13/2016) [-]
Like a reverse seatbelt.
But then again, there's going be times when a snagged cape saves your life from a perilous fall. And Batman's cape has Glider Mode and even an inflation mode for water survival.

It would be best to tension it as a 2-part system. First tension lock handles "body weight X2" in case the cape snags with his arms full (rescuing someone). In that case it acts like a parachute cord with easy unspool to stop. The second tension lock kicks in at lethal accelerations to snap off the cape before it cracks a neck (it might even be best to enact a (10 fiber per zone) monofilament which can snap off in stages per tension level to absorb dynamic forces then release them at safe levels.
#28 - tarmorman (09/13/2016) [-]
#27 - atomschlumpf (09/13/2016) [-]
Well gee, you die of course
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#21 - ryuggu (09/13/2016) [-]
Do you think that you can outsmart Batman?
#18 - anon (09/13/2016) [-]
its called snap fasteners, you can get 200 pairs of them for £1.33 and they're on almost every wallet, coat, jacket or bed sheet, if you've ever made a bed before chances are that you've had to rip through these things, there's even weaker plastic ones that can be broken with about 100g of weight on the other end
theirs no need to have some "high tech" scheme for having a bit of fabric fall off if caught or pulled on

no need to over complicate it
#42 - corps (09/13/2016) [-]
TFW Batman spends 36 million USD researching the most efficient setup for a quick cape release mechanism and then he sees this comment
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#37 - meltdownlol (09/13/2016) [-]
Like usual most over complicate things. Simple is best
#35 - Desdenne (09/13/2016) [-]
I totally agree with you, but ...I've never every heard of them on a bead...like on bed sheets or to do with beds ever.
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#65 - velzizar (09/13/2016) [-]
I've had one or two sheets with them, but the sheets are usually with normal buttons instead.
#67 - Desdenne (09/13/2016) [-]
Buttons on sheets? like sheets for a bed? I've never ever had this. Where do you guys live?
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#68 - velzizar (09/13/2016) [-]
Shit, my bad, not on bed sheets, but on blankets. The word just flew out of my head.
#100 - heilspellcheck (09/17/2016) [-]
Hell yeah, SPACE MERICA! I'd play if I could, but I've got an xp machine right now.
#69 - Desdenne (09/13/2016) [-]
Ah ive seen it maybe on duvets and stuff occasionalyl so I suppsed yeah
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#6 - gilliam (09/12/2016) [-]
An automatic quick release...
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#15 - ogthegreat (09/12/2016) [-]
That is such a Batman thing.
#12 - inverseiconoclasm (09/12/2016) [-]
A drama clasp.
#5 - anon (09/12/2016) [-]
In fact, that's exactly what happened in the movie: Mr. dense MF meme was in a turbine, desperately trying to claw his way out before his cape gets snagged and he gets pulled in. spoiler: he ded He would not have had time to hit the release, even if he had the presence of mind to do so.
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#53 - mooncakes (09/13/2016) [-]
perhaps it can come with an auto release where if x amount of force is tugged at the cape, it detaches
#26 - anon (09/13/2016) [-]
put the release somewhere it's always available, worse comes to worse you accidentally release the cape and you're one cape less of a hero for a night.
#4 - anonymousmkiii (09/12/2016) [-]
this thing?
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#3 - zuel (09/12/2016) [-]
have it tear off if enough force is exerted
#102 - Hard to take your opinion seriously when you aren't even man e…  [+] (4 replies) 09/12/2016 on kids made a mess on russian... 0
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#149 - manimator (09/12/2016) [-]
To be fair, no one puts their real name as a username here
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#150 - oniiking (09/12/2016) [-]
I just don't like talking to anons. If I really wanted to have a discussion who knows how long it would take him to respond. And it's more likely you're just being fucked with rather than having any meaningful conversation.
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#152 - manimator (09/12/2016) [-]
Yeah, that's true
#135 - anon (09/12/2016) [-]
But you deserve ups because you put a random internet title beside your opinion? Succ a d
#18 - I love kids getting what they deserve, but this is excessive. …  [+] (8 replies) 09/11/2016 on kids made a mess on russian... +70
#134 - anon (09/12/2016) [-]
thumb up because of picture? Do not get
#99 - anon (09/12/2016) [-]
Basing that off a grainy footage? Sounds more like there was a much larger spill you didn't see AND the kids were laughing and taunting the enployee prior to the part you saw. And that smack was light as shit, wouldn't hurt anyone, done to intimidate the little asshole. The amount of sympathy for a little brat lightly smacked and forced by his collar to clean for 4 seconds astounds me FJ. Like this is some super serious child abuse, lock him up and throw away the key. Jesus fucking christ.
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#102 - oniiking (09/12/2016) [-]
Hard to take your opinion seriously when you aren't even man enough to put your own name behind it.
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#149 - manimator (09/12/2016) [-]
To be fair, no one puts their real name as a username here
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#150 - oniiking (09/12/2016) [-]
I just don't like talking to anons. If I really wanted to have a discussion who knows how long it would take him to respond. And it's more likely you're just being fucked with rather than having any meaningful conversation.
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#152 - manimator (09/12/2016) [-]
Yeah, that's true
#135 - anon (09/12/2016) [-]
But you deserve ups because you put a random internet title beside your opinion? Succ a d
#39 - itrooztrooperdown (09/11/2016) [-]
I don't know if things have changed since 'm in my twenties now and I moved out long ago but as a kid in Russia all I remember is anybody who is an adult is basically your owner. If he tells your parents that you made a mess or that you were an inconvenience to some adults it's gonna be even worse cause your parents gonna fuck you up good for putting the family name to shame.

This used to be normal, as a kid you are made sure to know you're scum, like pedestrians, bikers and motorcycles on the road. I mean, not all of the time, but most interactions with adults, especially adults in a position of some responsibly for something... Dunno now eh, and dunno when not in the provinces. I imagine big fancy cities are more civilized.