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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PS3
Video Games Played: FIFA 14, League of Legends, Add me on league my summoner name is SKT T1 Faker
Interests: I ping strings and they make noise
Date Signed Up:4/09/2011
Last Login:12/21/2014
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Comment Thumbs: 3792 total,  4188 ,  396
Content Level Progress: 8.2% (820/10000)
Level 338 Content: Practically Famous → Level 339 Content: Practically Famous
Comment Level Progress: 80% (80/100)
Level 237 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 238 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:38
Content Views:9111971
Times Content Favorited:19744 times
Total Comments Made:476
FJ Points:8171
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A guy havin' a boshty time strummin' strings 'n' bein' a twat 'n' what not like

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User avatar #232 - soundofwinter (10/31/2014) [-]
right here pal.

**** you

User avatar #230 - ChromedDragon (06/01/2014) [-]
are the legends true?
User avatar #231 to #230 - onemanstand (06/01/2014) [-]
maybo
#226 - flesheater (06/30/2013) [-]
just thought id hang out here for a bit
User avatar #229 to #226 - revengeforfreeze (12/21/2013) [-]
lol.

nice way of talking to someone random posting a hanged guy on their profil
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real smooth
#228 to #227 - flesheater (06/30/2013) [-]
at least u alive
User avatar #215 - georgesmoustache (06/19/2013) [-]
Talk to me faggot
User avatar #216 to #215 - onemanstand (06/20/2013) [-]
First came the rain. It rained in a way the modest people, who usually were used to rainy days, hadn’t seen in within living memory. Then came the winter, and with it the winter sun. And all the world’s chosen wise men, in all colors, guises, sizes, faiths and beliefs came to the tiny country.Their plans had been released to the world beforehand. Everybody knew that anybody with an opinion would come to the little market town on the harbor to demonstrate their opinion, and in this way they hoped to make the world a better place for themselves.For fear that opinions wouldn’t be heard, and that an important man would be interrupted in the middle of his speech, all the guardians of the country were sent to the market town. There must be order in the disorder!To save the world from CO2, each wise man came in their own plane, each with their own fine followers, each to be driven in their own fine car to the grand meeting hall.The sun shone upon these days. The meetings began. Demonstrations of opinions began. The whole world knew that there were demonstrations against selfish companies, protests against egotistical governments, shouts against politicians, but the individual messages disappeared in the noise.Those who incited unrest were caged in the happiest country in the world.One day, an early morning to be precise, something strange happened. In the sister country up north, up high under the ice, an odd light was seen in the sky. Like a star, spinning and turning around You need to login to view this link begin with, not too many noticed. There were even some who didn’t believe in the light, who said that it was pure fabrication. Others thought it a portal to time itself opening, and third parties said it must be the strange country to the east casting spells of a new or ancient kind.When there was only three days left to save the world, the strange land in the East came forward. They took responsibility for the light, explaining that it was a sort of fire that they had caught which hadn’t worked according to plan, causing the strange light over the sister country to the north.That same day in the little market town on the harbor, the top speakers from the demonstrations were caught and caged by the guardians of the country. The wires to their loudspeakers were cut, so no others could take their place and speak loudly. The wise men, who had denied the CO2-rich meat, were so hungry that they now indulged their stomachs and ate steak. Afterwards some of the wise men accused some of the others of not having enough diplomatic experience in saving the world, and then began discussing a valid operative procedure.That night the snow came.
User avatar #217 to #216 - georgesmoustache (06/21/2013) [-]
You go to havant right?
#218 to #217 - onemanstand Comment deleted by onemanstand [-]
User avatar #219 to #218 - georgesmoustache (06/22/2013) [-]
Yes, How long you there then#?
#220 to #219 - onemanstand (06/23/2013) [-]
I'll be long gone before you get there
I'll be long gone before you get there
User avatar #221 to #220 - georgesmoustache (06/23/2013) [-]
I am there on friday...
#222 to #221 - onemanstand Comment deleted by onemanstand [-]
User avatar #223 to #222 - georgesmoustache (06/23/2013) [-]
But I wanted to lick your face?
User avatar #225 to #224 - georgesmoustache (06/23/2013) [-]
I just wanted to express my friendly feelings towards you in a expressive way.
User avatar #212 to #211 - onemanstand (02/02/2013) [-]
What the **** do you want
#204 - jorgek (01/28/2013) [-]
nubcake
#206 to #204 - onemanstand (01/30/2013) [-]
starfuziontwo
starfuziontwo
#210 to #208 - jorgek (02/01/2013) [-]
actually i dont care.
#209 to #208 - jorgek (01/30/2013) [-]
I just realized she gets a mention notification.
I just realized she gets a mention notification.
#202 - jeffklok (01/10/2013) [-]
look at this swagtastic ************
#203 to #202 - onemanstand (01/23/2013) [-]
Jesus 						*******					 christ he really does have no soul
Jesus ******* christ he really does have no soul
User avatar #205 to #203 - ihavenosoul (01/29/2013) [-]
ITS NOT EVEN ME
#200 - anonymous (12/11/2012) [-]
it looks like my faggot grew into a superfag

<3love you <3
#199 - anonymous (11/13/2012) [-]
.
User avatar #192 - wolvesbrickwall (10/18/2012) [-]
hey. psssst. you want those FJ points?
#191 - Gamedudebt **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #189 - irwincardozo ONLINE (10/03/2012) [-]
armoured impppp
User avatar #190 to #189 - onemanstand (10/03/2012) [-]
Part of the imp crew now!
User avatar #187 - leyssens (09/26/2012) [-]
I'll take the #1 spot, thank you.
User avatar #175 - sasyboncho (09/24/2012) [-]
You play Fifa 12? Pro Clubs?
User avatar #176 to #175 - onemanstand (09/24/2012) [-]
Nah, i was super addicted to ultimate team though, add me up, if you think you can beat a boss (:
User avatar #180 to #176 - sasyboncho (09/24/2012) [-]
Nah, I don't play UT anymore.
#171 - anonymous (09/17/2012) [-]
brah
#168 - revorce (09/15/2012) [-]
Van you're a funny dude.
Van you're a funny dude.
#169 to #168 - onemanstand (09/15/2012) [-]
Fags Unite!
Fags Unite!
#170 to #169 - revorce (09/15/2012) [-]
Yay
Yay
#164 - blartonfairweather (09/09/2012) [-]
Hey, look at you, mister #1 on content big shot!
You have come a long way, mate...

Good on ya! I hope you can stay in #1 for a while ^^
#165 to #164 - onemanstand (09/09/2012) [-]
I'll hold on to these words
#159 - mcgeeassy (09/08/2012) [-]
**mcgeeassy rolled a random image posted in comment #910861 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** it seems that ur #1 content maker... i need to amuse u somehow
User avatar #160 to #159 - mcgeeassy (09/08/2012) [-]
this however is ******
#158 - ghirahn (09/08/2012) [-]
I saw that i was rated in the 200's and decided to see what it would take to get to the tops....
I have a long way to ******* go.
Give me my FacePalm
#161 to #158 - onemanstand (09/08/2012) [-]
Its dangerous to go alone, here take this
Its dangerous to go alone, here take this
#162 to #161 - ghirahn (09/08/2012) [-]
For your travels.
Use it well.
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