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User avatar #45 - revisempai (08/10/2015) [-]
shhhh yu know u luv it bb
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User avatar #48826 - christmouth (08/03/2015) [-]
Jesus Christ hahaha.
#11 - Its not racism, its ethnic banter 07/29/2015 on brit gets called racist in... +38
#48600 - Yeah you're right, depay looks like an immense talent, excited…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #48601 - lotengo (07/15/2015) [-]
Bakkali was a complete twat. Very talented but lacked physical.
Then he just tried to keep the club on a leash.
PSV has been very patient with him, he promised to sign for addtional extend his contract several times, but he always backed out last minute.
He switched agents multiple times, his family is a bad influence.
He also broke his leg and removed the cast on its own without his doctors approval.

He is very talented but he lacks discipline. He can make it but i dont think he's gonna.


Propper is not very interesting for you to follow, a midfielder that one day will be good enough for a middle tier PL club, nothing interesting, but good enough for our division.

Lestienne is a weird case, he's from Belgium but transferred from Brugge to Al-Arabi. They rented him out to a club in Italy and now to us. They want to keep him under contract in Qatar so he can get Qatar nationality and play for their country in the 2022 world cup. That is how they form a team so they dont get blown the fuck out 10-0 every group stage match.

Keep an eye out for both our backs, Jetro Willems will be among the top 3 left backs in the world within 5 years. He's strong, has a long rage on his throw-in and an amazing shot. He gave 13 assists last season, a leftback.

Santiago Arias might grow to be a good right back.
Also keep a lil eyeon Arias as well, our right back. Not good enough to be top of the world, but good enough for a Champions League squad.

We signed Adam Maher a few years ago, big talent but he is dissapointing so far. But i got a feeling he is going to turn it around this year. Attacking midfielder.
#48598 - PSV is doing work this transfer market How are there signi…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/15/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #48599 - lotengo (07/15/2015) [-]
Depay is irreplacable for a Dutch squad. But Pereiro is known as the biggest talent in Uruguay so we got a replacement. Signing him was a b*tch because his agent is a corrupt dick that accepted a twice, only to take it back later.
We also signed Lestienne from the desert, a boy that requires discipline but a good player.
We will probaby use em both as wingers, one to replace Depay and one to put the pressure on our leftwinger Narisigh who had a very dissapointing season.

Pröpper is a decent midfielder, we payed 4,5 for him, not a doubt in my mind we wont be able to turn him into a profit.
Its a step back from Wijnaldum but if you take into account we got 2 gifted wingers in return PSV has not weakened.

We are stil looking for an attacking midfielder, there are rumors Afellay will return to Eindhoven but thats a long shot.

And we really need at least one more strong central defender. The club is aiming for Hector Moreno but the fans hope we can give Alex from AC Milan a call.
Alex is a long shot but he played in Eindhoven before and was extremely popular here.

I did not know anybody followed the Eredivisie here, what team do you support?
User avatar #48600 - onemanstand (07/15/2015) [-]
Yeah you're right, depay looks like an immense talent, excited to see if he can adapt to the premier league and do well. He will either tear it up or pull an Altidore

And yeah getting players from South America is a massive pain, with the 3rd party ownerships and agents being twats.

I don't really support a team in the eredivisie, i just follow whats going on right now in world football and check up on other leagues. Looking at PSV's roster its pretty interesting seeing mainly youngster in it and young players that are hyped up to be future stars. Alex would be a pretty good signing for you guys and would add experience in your team that'll be immense for you

And to be honest i haven't really heard about the other guys you mentioned and PSV paid quite a bit for him, so they obviously see talent in him
What did you think about Bakkali when he played for PSV?

User avatar #48601 - lotengo (07/15/2015) [-]
Bakkali was a complete twat. Very talented but lacked physical.
Then he just tried to keep the club on a leash.
PSV has been very patient with him, he promised to sign for addtional extend his contract several times, but he always backed out last minute.
He switched agents multiple times, his family is a bad influence.
He also broke his leg and removed the cast on its own without his doctors approval.

He is very talented but he lacks discipline. He can make it but i dont think he's gonna.


Propper is not very interesting for you to follow, a midfielder that one day will be good enough for a middle tier PL club, nothing interesting, but good enough for our division.

Lestienne is a weird case, he's from Belgium but transferred from Brugge to Al-Arabi. They rented him out to a club in Italy and now to us. They want to keep him under contract in Qatar so he can get Qatar nationality and play for their country in the 2022 world cup. That is how they form a team so they dont get blown the fuck out 10-0 every group stage match.

Keep an eye out for both our backs, Jetro Willems will be among the top 3 left backs in the world within 5 years. He's strong, has a long rage on his throw-in and an amazing shot. He gave 13 assists last season, a leftback.

Santiago Arias might grow to be a good right back.
Also keep a lil eyeon Arias as well, our right back. Not good enough to be top of the world, but good enough for a Champions League squad.

We signed Adam Maher a few years ago, big talent but he is dissapointing so far. But i got a feeling he is going to turn it around this year. Attacking midfielder.
#48385 - meanwhile england take on the germans for third place 07/02/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#48384 - well and truly smeckledorfed 07/02/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
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#48384 - onemanstand (07/02/2015) [-]
well and truly smeckledorfed

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#252 - willahelm (07/29/2015) [-]
I bring you a gift of peace
#249 - yourmum ONLINE (05/31/2015) [-]
User avatar #246 - dancininseptember (04/15/2015) [-]
your profile is so ******* ugly
#247 to #246 - onemanstand ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
words hurt fam
words hurt fam
User avatar #239 - rheago ONLINE (01/29/2015) [-]
Ni Hao
User avatar #238 - catpower (01/28/2015) [-]
daddy~~~~
User avatar #240 to #238 - onemanstand ONLINE (01/29/2015) [-]
please just leave me alone
User avatar #241 to #240 - catpower (01/29/2015) [-]
never
User avatar #237 - AwesomeArthur (01/28/2015) [-]
faggot
User avatar #236 - wtfdontlickme (01/28/2015) [-]
senpai~
#234 - flesheater ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
just thought u profile needed some colour lulz
just thought u profile needed some colour lulz
#235 to #234 - onemanstand ONLINE (01/28/2015) [-]
i am an elegant peacock thats how you get grills
User avatar #232 - soundofwinter (10/31/2014) [-]
right here pal.

**** you

User avatar #233 to #232 - onemanstand ONLINE (11/03/2014) [-]
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User avatar #230 - ChromedDragon (06/01/2014) [-]
are the legends true?
User avatar #231 to #230 - onemanstand ONLINE (06/01/2014) [-]
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#226 - flesheater ONLINE (06/30/2013) [-]
just thought id hang out here for a bit
User avatar #229 to #226 - revengeforfreeze (12/21/2013) [-]
lol.

nice way of talking to someone random posting a hanged guy on their profil
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real smooth
#227 to #226 - onemanstand ONLINE (06/30/2013) [-]
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#228 to #227 - flesheater ONLINE (06/30/2013) [-]
at least u alive
User avatar #215 - georgesmoustache (06/19/2013) [-]
Talk to me faggot
User avatar #216 to #215 - onemanstand ONLINE (06/20/2013) [-]
First came the rain. It rained in a way the modest people, who usually were used to rainy days, hadn’t seen in within living memory. Then came the winter, and with it the winter sun. And all the world’s chosen wise men, in all colors, guises, sizes, faiths and beliefs came to the tiny country.Their plans had been released to the world beforehand. Everybody knew that anybody with an opinion would come to the little market town on the harbor to demonstrate their opinion, and in this way they hoped to make the world a better place for themselves.For fear that opinions wouldn’t be heard, and that an important man would be interrupted in the middle of his speech, all the guardians of the country were sent to the market town. There must be order in the disorder!To save the world from CO2, each wise man came in their own plane, each with their own fine followers, each to be driven in their own fine car to the grand meeting hall.The sun shone upon these days. The meetings began. Demonstrations of opinions began. The whole world knew that there were demonstrations against selfish companies, protests against egotistical governments, shouts against politicians, but the individual messages disappeared in the noise.Those who incited unrest were caged in the happiest country in the world.One day, an early morning to be precise, something strange happened. In the sister country up north, up high under the ice, an odd light was seen in the sky. Like a star, spinning and turning around You need to login to view this link begin with, not too many noticed. There were even some who didn’t believe in the light, who said that it was pure fabrication. Others thought it a portal to time itself opening, and third parties said it must be the strange country to the east casting spells of a new or ancient kind.When there was only three days left to save the world, the strange land in the East came forward. They took responsibility for the light, explaining that it was a sort of fire that they had caught which hadn’t worked according to plan, causing the strange light over the sister country to the north.That same day in the little market town on the harbor, the top speakers from the demonstrations were caught and caged by the guardians of the country. The wires to their loudspeakers were cut, so no others could take their place and speak loudly. The wise men, who had denied the CO2-rich meat, were so hungry that they now indulged their stomachs and ate steak. Afterwards some of the wise men accused some of the others of not having enough diplomatic experience in saving the world, and then began discussing a valid operative procedure.That night the snow came.
User avatar #217 to #216 - georgesmoustache (06/21/2013) [-]
You go to havant right?
#218 to #217 - onemanstand ONLINE Comment deleted by onemanstand [-]
User avatar #219 to #218 - georgesmoustache (06/22/2013) [-]
Yes, How long you there then#?
#220 to #219 - onemanstand ONLINE (06/23/2013) [-]
I'll be long gone before you get there
I'll be long gone before you get there
User avatar #221 to #220 - georgesmoustache (06/23/2013) [-]
I am there on friday...
#222 to #221 - onemanstand ONLINE Comment deleted by onemanstand [-]
User avatar #223 to #222 - georgesmoustache (06/23/2013) [-]
But I wanted to lick your face?
#224 to #223 - onemanstand ONLINE (06/23/2013) [-]
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User avatar #225 to #224 - georgesmoustache (06/23/2013) [-]
I just wanted to express my friendly feelings towards you in a expressive way.
User avatar #211 - mattus (02/01/2013) [-]
******* Van
User avatar #212 to #211 - onemanstand ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
What the **** do you want
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#206 to #204 - onemanstand ONLINE (01/30/2013) [-]
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#208 to #207 - onemanstand ONLINE (01/30/2013) [-]
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#210 to #208 - jorgek (02/01/2013) [-]
actually i dont care.
#209 to #208 - jorgek (01/30/2013) [-]
I just realized she gets a mention notification.
I just realized she gets a mention notification.
#202 - jeffklok (01/10/2013) [-]
look at this swagtastic ************
#203 to #202 - onemanstand ONLINE (01/23/2013) [-]
Jesus 			*******		 christ he really does have no soul
Jesus ******* christ he really does have no soul
User avatar #205 to #203 - ihavenosoul (01/29/2013) [-]
ITS NOT EVEN ME
#200 - anon (12/11/2012) [-]
it looks like my faggot grew into a superfag

<3love you <3
#201 to #200 - onemanstand ONLINE (12/12/2012) [-]
wat
wat
#199 - anon (11/13/2012) [-]
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User avatar #192 - wolvesbrickwall (10/18/2012) [-]
hey. psssst. you want those FJ points?
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