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Interests: I ping strings and they make noise
Date Signed Up:4/09/2011
Last Login:3/27/2015
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#45825 - Dortmund will sure put in a fight, they'll have to. This shoul… 03/24/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
#45570 - Messi was so ******* good holy **** , those nutme… 03/18/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#12 - █▓▓█████▓▓▓█ ░░░ ▄█…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/14/2015 on kroko's profile 0
#13 - kroko (03/14/2015) [-]
Lewd
#45223 - Yeah same here, they played really well with a man down. The w…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #45224 - christmouth (03/12/2015) [-]
That's typical for Mourinho's teams, and that they play a terrible kind of football. PSG really wanted it, and it's perfectly fair that they were the team to progress.
#45216 - What a joke of a club  [+] (3 new replies) 03/12/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #45218 - christmouth (03/12/2015) [-]
So glad Paris got through.
User avatar #45223 - onemanstand (03/12/2015) [-]
Yeah same here, they played really well with a man down. The way like how all the chelsea players swarmed the refs to get zlatan a red card instead to see if oscar was alright really pissed me off, so glad they are out

Pretty sure that terry steps on oscar's head while he was down to scream at the ref to get zlatan off, even though it was no way a red card
User avatar #45224 - christmouth (03/12/2015) [-]
That's typical for Mourinho's teams, and that they play a terrible kind of football. PSG really wanted it, and it's perfectly fair that they were the team to progress.
#44716 - Get ******* **** on 03/09/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
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#243 - 3 years old comment really  [+] (2 new replies) 03/08/2015 on onemanstand's profile 0
User avatar #244 - TheseChocodiles (03/08/2015) [-]
somebody just said they hated transgender people and I'm so ready to argue with them and i thought this was them replying but it was fucking you stupid you fuck you
#245 - onemanstand (03/08/2015) [-]
#44473 - Orcs. 03/06/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#44420 - You can try liverpool's subreddit on reddit, sometimes these g…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #44422 - enjoigiggity (03/05/2015) [-]
I'll try that, thanks

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#246 - admin (03/21/2015) [-]
Hi onemanstand! Hi! I'm your new North Korean slave mine worker kid! Please feed me!
User avatar #239 - rheago ONLINE (01/29/2015) [-]
Ni Hao
User avatar #238 - catpower (01/28/2015) [-]
daddy~~~~
User avatar #240 to #238 - onemanstand ONLINE (01/29/2015) [-]
please just leave me alone
User avatar #241 to #240 - catpower (01/29/2015) [-]
never
User avatar #237 - AwesomeArthur (01/28/2015) [-]
faggot
User avatar #236 - wtfdontlickme (01/28/2015) [-]
senpai~
#234 - flesheater ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
just thought u profile needed some colour lulz
just thought u profile needed some colour lulz
#235 to #234 - onemanstand ONLINE (01/28/2015) [-]
i am an elegant peacock thats how you get grills
User avatar #232 - soundofwinter (10/31/2014) [-]
right here pal.

**** you

User avatar #233 to #232 - onemanstand ONLINE (11/03/2014) [-]
<3
User avatar #230 - ChromedDragon (06/01/2014) [-]
are the legends true?
User avatar #231 to #230 - onemanstand ONLINE (06/01/2014) [-]
maybo
#226 - flesheater ONLINE (06/30/2013) [-]
just thought id hang out here for a bit
User avatar #229 to #226 - revengeforfreeze (12/21/2013) [-]
lol.

nice way of talking to someone random posting a hanged guy on their profil
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real smooth
#227 to #226 - onemanstand ONLINE (06/30/2013) [-]
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#228 to #227 - flesheater ONLINE (06/30/2013) [-]
at least u alive
User avatar #215 - georgesmoustache (06/19/2013) [-]
Talk to me faggot
User avatar #216 to #215 - onemanstand ONLINE (06/20/2013) [-]
First came the rain. It rained in a way the modest people, who usually were used to rainy days, hadn’t seen in within living memory. Then came the winter, and with it the winter sun. And all the world’s chosen wise men, in all colors, guises, sizes, faiths and beliefs came to the tiny country.Their plans had been released to the world beforehand. Everybody knew that anybody with an opinion would come to the little market town on the harbor to demonstrate their opinion, and in this way they hoped to make the world a better place for themselves.For fear that opinions wouldn’t be heard, and that an important man would be interrupted in the middle of his speech, all the guardians of the country were sent to the market town. There must be order in the disorder!To save the world from CO2, each wise man came in their own plane, each with their own fine followers, each to be driven in their own fine car to the grand meeting hall.The sun shone upon these days. The meetings began. Demonstrations of opinions began. The whole world knew that there were demonstrations against selfish companies, protests against egotistical governments, shouts against politicians, but the individual messages disappeared in the noise.Those who incited unrest were caged in the happiest country in the world.One day, an early morning to be precise, something strange happened. In the sister country up north, up high under the ice, an odd light was seen in the sky. Like a star, spinning and turning around You need to login to view this link begin with, not too many noticed. There were even some who didn’t believe in the light, who said that it was pure fabrication. Others thought it a portal to time itself opening, and third parties said it must be the strange country to the east casting spells of a new or ancient kind.When there was only three days left to save the world, the strange land in the East came forward. They took responsibility for the light, explaining that it was a sort of fire that they had caught which hadn’t worked according to plan, causing the strange light over the sister country to the north.That same day in the little market town on the harbor, the top speakers from the demonstrations were caught and caged by the guardians of the country. The wires to their loudspeakers were cut, so no others could take their place and speak loudly. The wise men, who had denied the CO2-rich meat, were so hungry that they now indulged their stomachs and ate steak. Afterwards some of the wise men accused some of the others of not having enough diplomatic experience in saving the world, and then began discussing a valid operative procedure.That night the snow came.
User avatar #217 to #216 - georgesmoustache (06/21/2013) [-]
You go to havant right?
#218 to #217 - onemanstand ONLINE Comment deleted by onemanstand [-]
User avatar #219 to #218 - georgesmoustache (06/22/2013) [-]
Yes, How long you there then#?
#220 to #219 - onemanstand ONLINE (06/23/2013) [-]
I'll be long gone before you get there
I'll be long gone before you get there
User avatar #221 to #220 - georgesmoustache (06/23/2013) [-]
I am there on friday...
#222 to #221 - onemanstand ONLINE Comment deleted by onemanstand [-]
User avatar #223 to #222 - georgesmoustache (06/23/2013) [-]
But I wanted to lick your face?
#224 to #223 - onemanstand ONLINE (06/23/2013) [-]
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User avatar #225 to #224 - georgesmoustache (06/23/2013) [-]
I just wanted to express my friendly feelings towards you in a expressive way.
User avatar #211 - mattus (02/01/2013) [-]
******* Van
User avatar #212 to #211 - onemanstand ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
What the **** do you want
#204 - jorgek (01/28/2013) [-]
nubcake
#206 to #204 - onemanstand ONLINE (01/30/2013) [-]
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#208 to #207 - onemanstand ONLINE (01/30/2013) [-]
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#210 to #208 - jorgek (02/01/2013) [-]
actually i dont care.
#209 to #208 - jorgek (01/30/2013) [-]
I just realized she gets a mention notification.
I just realized she gets a mention notification.
#202 - jeffklok (01/10/2013) [-]
look at this swagtastic ************
#203 to #202 - onemanstand ONLINE (01/23/2013) [-]
Jesus 			*******		 christ he really does have no soul
Jesus ******* christ he really does have no soul
User avatar #205 to #203 - ihavenosoul (01/29/2013) [-]
ITS NOT EVEN ME
#200 - anonymous (12/11/2012) [-]
it looks like my faggot grew into a superfag

<3love you <3
#201 to #200 - onemanstand ONLINE (12/12/2012) [-]
wat
wat
#199 - anonymous (11/13/2012) [-]
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User avatar #192 - wolvesbrickwall (10/18/2012) [-]
hey. psssst. you want those FJ points?
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User avatar #189 - irwincardozo (10/03/2012) [-]
armoured impppp
User avatar #190 to #189 - onemanstand ONLINE (10/03/2012) [-]
Part of the imp crew now!
User avatar #187 - leyssens (09/26/2012) [-]
I'll take the #1 spot, thank you.
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