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Interests: I ping strings and they make noise
Date Signed Up:4/09/2011
Last Login:7/05/2015
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#48385 - meanwhile england take on the germans for third place 07/02/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#48384 - well and truly smeckledorfed 07/02/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#48233 - South America derby HYPE  [+] (2 new replies) 06/27/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#48238 - yeorgh (06/27/2015) [-]
#48384 - onemanstand (07/02/2015) [-]
well and truly smeckledorfed
#753 - Have a friend who's studying that in uni next year, sounds pre… 06/27/2015 on What's making you depressed? 0
#89 - There are loads of skins that contradict their character/lore …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/27/2015 on worth the read. 0
User avatar #232 - sirrawrsalot (06/27/2015) [-]
Those skins specifically are supposed to represent something different, Justicar is what syndra could be if she didn't go down the path of seeking endless power without control

For arclight varus to be out of character, pre void kassadin has to be out of character
User avatar #159 - shitinmymouth (06/27/2015) [-]
Actually, Arclight Varus is how he looked like when he first took in the power of corruption from the temple, but before he was consumed by it - thus making it lore friendly and still within character, just from an earlier point of his life.
#1177 - If you say you love your fiance then please inform him of your… 06/26/2015 on FJ's dirty little secret 0
#47780 - Resigning opposed to getting fired And also because h… 06/04/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
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#249 - yourmum ONLINE (05/31/2015) [-]
User avatar #246 - dancininseptember (04/15/2015) [-]
your profile is so ******* ugly
#247 to #246 - onemanstand (04/15/2015) [-]
words hurt fam
words hurt fam
User avatar #239 - rheago (01/29/2015) [-]
Ni Hao
User avatar #238 - catpower (01/28/2015) [-]
daddy~~~~
User avatar #240 to #238 - onemanstand (01/29/2015) [-]
please just leave me alone
User avatar #241 to #240 - catpower (01/29/2015) [-]
never
User avatar #237 - AwesomeArthur (01/28/2015) [-]
faggot
User avatar #236 - wtfdontlickme (01/28/2015) [-]
senpai~
#234 - flesheater ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
just thought u profile needed some colour lulz
just thought u profile needed some colour lulz
#235 to #234 - onemanstand (01/28/2015) [-]
i am an elegant peacock thats how you get grills
User avatar #232 - soundofwinter ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
right here pal.

**** you

User avatar #230 - ChromedDragon (06/01/2014) [-]
are the legends true?
User avatar #231 to #230 - onemanstand (06/01/2014) [-]
maybo
#226 - flesheater ONLINE (06/30/2013) [-]
just thought id hang out here for a bit
User avatar #229 to #226 - revengeforfreeze (12/21/2013) [-]
lol.

nice way of talking to someone random posting a hanged guy on their profil
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real smooth
#228 to #227 - flesheater ONLINE (06/30/2013) [-]
at least u alive
User avatar #215 - georgesmoustache (06/19/2013) [-]
Talk to me faggot
User avatar #216 to #215 - onemanstand (06/20/2013) [-]
First came the rain. It rained in a way the modest people, who usually were used to rainy days, hadn’t seen in within living memory. Then came the winter, and with it the winter sun. And all the world’s chosen wise men, in all colors, guises, sizes, faiths and beliefs came to the tiny country.Their plans had been released to the world beforehand. Everybody knew that anybody with an opinion would come to the little market town on the harbor to demonstrate their opinion, and in this way they hoped to make the world a better place for themselves.For fear that opinions wouldn’t be heard, and that an important man would be interrupted in the middle of his speech, all the guardians of the country were sent to the market town. There must be order in the disorder!To save the world from CO2, each wise man came in their own plane, each with their own fine followers, each to be driven in their own fine car to the grand meeting hall.The sun shone upon these days. The meetings began. Demonstrations of opinions began. The whole world knew that there were demonstrations against selfish companies, protests against egotistical governments, shouts against politicians, but the individual messages disappeared in the noise.Those who incited unrest were caged in the happiest country in the world.One day, an early morning to be precise, something strange happened. In the sister country up north, up high under the ice, an odd light was seen in the sky. Like a star, spinning and turning around You need to login to view this link begin with, not too many noticed. There were even some who didn’t believe in the light, who said that it was pure fabrication. Others thought it a portal to time itself opening, and third parties said it must be the strange country to the east casting spells of a new or ancient kind.When there was only three days left to save the world, the strange land in the East came forward. They took responsibility for the light, explaining that it was a sort of fire that they had caught which hadn’t worked according to plan, causing the strange light over the sister country to the north.That same day in the little market town on the harbor, the top speakers from the demonstrations were caught and caged by the guardians of the country. The wires to their loudspeakers were cut, so no others could take their place and speak loudly. The wise men, who had denied the CO2-rich meat, were so hungry that they now indulged their stomachs and ate steak. Afterwards some of the wise men accused some of the others of not having enough diplomatic experience in saving the world, and then began discussing a valid operative procedure.That night the snow came.
User avatar #217 to #216 - georgesmoustache (06/21/2013) [-]
You go to havant right?
#218 to #217 - onemanstand Comment deleted by onemanstand [-]
User avatar #219 to #218 - georgesmoustache (06/22/2013) [-]
Yes, How long you there then#?
#220 to #219 - onemanstand (06/23/2013) [-]
I'll be long gone before you get there
I'll be long gone before you get there
User avatar #221 to #220 - georgesmoustache (06/23/2013) [-]
I am there on friday...
#222 to #221 - onemanstand Comment deleted by onemanstand [-]
User avatar #223 to #222 - georgesmoustache (06/23/2013) [-]
But I wanted to lick your face?
User avatar #225 to #224 - georgesmoustache (06/23/2013) [-]
I just wanted to express my friendly feelings towards you in a expressive way.
User avatar #211 - mattus (02/01/2013) [-]
******* Van
User avatar #212 to #211 - onemanstand (02/02/2013) [-]
What the **** do you want
#204 - jorgek (01/28/2013) [-]
nubcake
#206 to #204 - onemanstand (01/30/2013) [-]
starfuziontwo
starfuziontwo
#210 to #208 - jorgek (02/01/2013) [-]
actually i dont care.
#209 to #208 - jorgek (01/30/2013) [-]
I just realized she gets a mention notification.
I just realized she gets a mention notification.
#202 - jeffklok (01/10/2013) [-]
look at this swagtastic ************
#203 to #202 - onemanstand (01/23/2013) [-]
Jesus 			*******		 christ he really does have no soul
Jesus ******* christ he really does have no soul
User avatar #205 to #203 - ihavenosoul (01/29/2013) [-]
ITS NOT EVEN ME
#200 - John Cena (12/11/2012) [-]
it looks like my faggot grew into a superfag

<3love you <3
#199 - John Cena (11/13/2012) [-]
.
User avatar #192 - wolvesbrickwall (10/18/2012) [-]
hey. psssst. you want those FJ points?
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User avatar #189 - irwincardozo (10/03/2012) [-]
armoured impppp
User avatar #190 to #189 - onemanstand (10/03/2012) [-]
Part of the imp crew now!
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