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#1 - heheh 9 hours ago on mission status 0
#946653 - The **** , man? : D 15 hours ago on Ponyville +2
#946475 - I actually really like this... 07/03/2015 on Ponyville +2
#946467 - Nothin' much really... I've been studying a bit today. My elbo…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2015 on Ponyville +4
User avatar #946469 - cya (07/03/2015) [-]
ok, don't overdo things 2 much
#946465 - so how are things? : )  [+] (3 new replies) 07/03/2015 on Ponyville +4
User avatar #946466 - cya (07/03/2015) [-]
i slept 22 hours yesterday, first time slept in 5 days :3 other than that a bit stressed
yourself?
User avatar #946467 - onefuckingskurut (07/03/2015) [-]
Nothin' much really... I've been studying a bit today. My elbows are overextended so I must lay back for a while now...
User avatar #946469 - cya (07/03/2015) [-]
ok, don't overdo things 2 much
#946462 - c:  [+] (5 new replies) 07/03/2015 on Ponyville +4
User avatar #946464 - cya (07/03/2015) [-]
User avatar #946465 - onefuckingskurut (07/03/2015) [-]
so how are things? : )
User avatar #946466 - cya (07/03/2015) [-]
i slept 22 hours yesterday, first time slept in 5 days :3 other than that a bit stressed
yourself?
User avatar #946467 - onefuckingskurut (07/03/2015) [-]
Nothin' much really... I've been studying a bit today. My elbows are overextended so I must lay back for a while now...
User avatar #946469 - cya (07/03/2015) [-]
ok, don't overdo things 2 much
#946458 - *cummy  [+] (7 new replies) 07/03/2015 on Ponyville +4
User avatar #946461 - cya (07/03/2015) [-]
User avatar #946462 - onefuckingskurut (07/03/2015) [-]
c:
User avatar #946464 - cya (07/03/2015) [-]
User avatar #946465 - onefuckingskurut (07/03/2015) [-]
so how are things? : )
User avatar #946466 - cya (07/03/2015) [-]
i slept 22 hours yesterday, first time slept in 5 days :3 other than that a bit stressed
yourself?
User avatar #946467 - onefuckingskurut (07/03/2015) [-]
Nothin' much really... I've been studying a bit today. My elbows are overextended so I must lay back for a while now...
User avatar #946469 - cya (07/03/2015) [-]
ok, don't overdo things 2 much
#996 - Hey yo! Wassup? 07/03/2015 on onefuckingskurut's profile 0
#946387 - To the IT wing with you! c: hehe  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2015 on Ponyville +3
User avatar #946392 - gustavia (07/03/2015) [-]
Hehehe, I love working with computers
So much fun :33
#946384 - What I meant is that its easier to carry them to the PC repair…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/03/2015 on Ponyville +3
User avatar #946385 - gustavia (07/03/2015) [-]
Ah okay hahaha
I repaired the family desktop PC :3
User avatar #946387 - onefuckingskurut (07/03/2015) [-]
To the IT wing with you! c:

hehe
User avatar #946392 - gustavia (07/03/2015) [-]
Hehehe, I love working with computers
So much fun :33

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#994 - onefuckingskurut (06/28/2015) [-]
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Note: Never do what your 2 lift bros say. They don't know how to treat your back and you got broken second time because one of them.
#910 - gustavia (05/25/2015) [+] (41 replies)
stickied by onefuckingskurut
You are a...

Butt
User avatar #961 - gustavia (06/25/2015) [-]
So what did you need help with?
User avatar #982 to #961 - onefuckingskurut (06/25/2015) [-]
cool. didn't you get to see your bf back in good old America? c:
User avatar #983 to #982 - gustavia (06/25/2015) [-]
Nah sadly not
He lives in Florida and I was in New York
I think even we two are closer to eachother then me and him where when I was in NYC
User avatar #984 to #983 - onefuckingskurut (06/25/2015) [-]
How did it feel? : )

if you don't mind me asking, of course! c:
User avatar #985 to #984 - gustavia (06/25/2015) [-]
Knowing that I wouldn't see him even though I was in the US?
Pretty sad but nothing too bad
User avatar #986 to #985 - onefuckingskurut (06/25/2015) [-]
damn! c:

yeah... I should be in a bed right now but I am playing some really intriguing game.
Shouldn't you soon go to sleep as well? I reckon we have same time zones and all... : )
User avatar #987 to #986 - gustavia (06/25/2015) [-]
Alright, what game are you playing?
I dunno, I'm having a really great win streak in CS:GO right now plus I'm playing with friends so maybe in a hour
User avatar #988 to #987 - onefuckingskurut (06/25/2015) [-]
You need to login to view this link

It can be really tricky to earn the collar for the dude and later get outside of here. Anyways, the game seems to have much deeper touch to it the further you progress...
Also **** warning too ...
User avatar #989 to #988 - gustavia (06/25/2015) [-]
Oh alright, will try it out later
User avatar #962 to #961 - onefuckingskurut (06/25/2015) [-]
I wanna put a subtitled movie for my dad on the USB and then play it on the DVD, which is connected to the TV. I can't find subtitled one so I downloaded the english version. I got a subtitles now too but I dunoo how can I burn those subtitles to the movie file itself...

#963 to #962 - gustavia (06/25/2015) [-]
Ah, the subtitle file is a .srt right?
What would work is if you put the movie file in a movie converter and then added the .srt file to it shown here
<-----

Many DVD players and such do come with a automatic subtitle adder though, just rename the subtitle file to what name your movie file has and that they're in the same folder and boom there should be subtitles if the DVD has that implemented
User avatar #964 to #963 - onefuckingskurut (06/25/2015) [-]
I have been trying to do that with AVC too but after I did that, I couldn't play the movie anymore. I'll keep that in my mind and try tomorrow : )

Soo, umm wanna chat around a bit? : )
User avatar #965 to #964 - gustavia (06/25/2015) [-]
Hmm that's strange, keep trying though and I'm sure you'll get it

Sure, how are you doing?
User avatar #966 to #965 - onefuckingskurut (06/25/2015) [-]
c:

I've had my calf muscles contracted and shortened yesterday. Had to clean some mess up after my sister. My elbows and forearms still feel overworked a bit. I can't honestly type too much either : )

I just sit around majority of day and use my arms as little as possible.

How about' ya? : )
User avatar #967 to #966 - gustavia (06/25/2015) [-]
Ouch, well I hope you're alright
You have to relax on that work out you've been doing : P

Eh I've had my ups and downs today, still feeling under the weather
User avatar #968 to #967 - onefuckingskurut (06/25/2015) [-]
: )

What have you been doing all day anyway? : )
User avatar #969 to #968 - gustavia (06/25/2015) [-]
Mostly playing CS and relaxing in bed
User avatar #970 to #969 - onefuckingskurut (06/25/2015) [-]
I often find laying in bed very boring : )

How's CS though? Are in the competitive yet? Are you winning them prizes? c:
User avatar #971 to #970 - gustavia (06/25/2015) [-]
Yeah it is but when you have your laptop there to watch great videos on YouTube then it can be pretty relaxing and time consuming

Pretty deep in there, competitive is the only part of CS I find fun anymore and I have won 125 games. I'm currently Gold Nova 4 but I think I will become Master Guardian 1 anytime soon now
User avatar #972 to #971 - onefuckingskurut (06/25/2015) [-]
when you are applying for the e-sports though? c:
User avatar #973 to #972 - gustavia (06/25/2015) [-]
Eh I dunno, I haven't found any local competitions but if I do I'm sure gonna apply
User avatar #974 to #973 - onefuckingskurut (06/25/2015) [-]
wow, like for real? Wow! c:

you must really like that game..

are you watching any TV series or cartoons lately? : )
User avatar #975 to #974 - gustavia (06/25/2015) [-]
Yeah CS:GO is really fun and I'm pretty good at it too so that makes it even more fun

Right now no, the last episode of Game of Thrones aired last week so I'm currently not watching anything. Thinking about watching the latest season of Archer when it hits Netflix though
User avatar #976 to #975 - onefuckingskurut (06/25/2015) [-]
Archer? Like the Arrows series? I watched quite a few movies recently. Do you watch some movies too? : )
User avatar #977 to #976 - gustavia (06/25/2015) [-]
This one
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archer_ (TV_series)

Oh I do love movies, I'm a cinephile when it comes to it. I saw The Imitation Game recently and it was a really good movie
User avatar #978 to #977 - onefuckingskurut (06/25/2015) [-]
heh you witty little... c:

Wow, movie about math? Doesn't seem like you at all c:
User avatar #979 to #978 - gustavia (06/25/2015) [-]
Hahaha
Seriously it's a really good movie
It's about Alan Turning and his co-workers as they where trying to break the German Enigma code during WW2
User avatar #980 to #979 - onefuckingskurut (06/25/2015) [-]
oh, I thought they were like trying to invent new math formula or somethin' c:

Are you at home yet or still in America? : )
User avatar #981 to #980 - gustavia (06/25/2015) [-]
I'm home finally : )
User avatar #953 to #952 - onefuckingskurut (06/20/2015) [-]
are you ok?
User avatar #954 to #953 - pineapplechunkss ONLINE (06/20/2015) [-]
MAAAAAAYBE? ^^

Hows it going? ^^
User avatar #955 to #954 - onefuckingskurut (06/20/2015) [-]
I wanted to write you because I am having elbow pain when I am doing chin-ups on the pull up bar. To see what ya think, you know...
User avatar #956 to #955 - pineapplechunkss ONLINE (06/20/2015) [-]
is the pain in the bone or the muscle?
User avatar #957 to #956 - onefuckingskurut (06/20/2015) [-]
Muscle, I'd say. I could feel the string of muscle snap to another position. I wrote about it on the PV too. Want a link?
User avatar #958 to #957 - pineapplechunkss ONLINE (06/20/2015) [-]
go for it
#888 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (04/22/2015) [-]
Fluffball!
#891 to #890 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (04/22/2015) [-]
I thought I did.. forgot to click on reply..
I thought I did.. forgot to click on reply..
User avatar #892 to #891 - onefuckingskurut (04/22/2015) [-]
So wassup? Feeling ok? Weren't you sick just a few days ago?
User avatar #893 to #892 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (04/22/2015) [-]
I'm still sick, but I got some chocolate and meds so it's k. Never buy coca cola life. It's with stevia. Curiousity got the best of me and UUGGGHHH. Gross!

How about you? Are you holding up?
User avatar #894 to #893 - onefuckingskurut (04/22/2015) [-]
I don't know whats coca cola life : ) Also, try not to eat too much sweets when sick. You should eat much more fruit instead : )

I am doinng pretty good... My school grades are ok... except for one C but whatever...
Also I am getting stronger back too.. I would have gone to exercise again but I stayed instead since you wrote me : )

Do you know your diagnosis?
User avatar #895 to #894 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (04/22/2015) [-]
You're right, but it's just a cold. Well, it was on the verge of being a fever, but it's really just a regular cold now.

Aww, don't let ol' me hold you back from exercising! You shouldn't become a sloth like me And don't let one C get you down. I had constant Cs and Ds in school, a few Bs here and there. End result was a C in total. I've always been pretty average with everything I did and do.

As I said, just a regular cold. Meds take care of it. I'm going by the three day rule: If it's not significantly better in three days, I'm seeing the doctor. Today is day three, so aye!





User avatar #896 to #895 - onefuckingskurut (04/22/2015) [-]
Sounds good : )

I've had a cold previous weekend too. Was gone at the third day too : )

So what do you do right now? Do you know that new warhammer total war trailer came out? Its on PV : )
User avatar #897 to #896 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (04/22/2015) [-]
Warhammer total war? Sounds sweet, gonna check it out!

Now go exercise, don't want your back to be ****** like mine!
User avatar #899 to #898 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (04/22/2015) [-]
Well not ****** , just gotta lose some weight. Doctor said my spine is too weak to support what I carry around, so.. it's losing weight and exercise after that. Right now spine exercise is nearly impossible and I'm not even fat, just a bit overweight.
#901 to #899 - onefuckingskurut (04/22/2015) [-]
Do you even lift?
User avatar #902 to #901 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (04/22/2015) [-]
I used to lift, then my wrist got all ****** up. Now I can barely do pushups. I still get ten down before I start getting out of breath. Not the problem, I could push myself farther, but my wrist won't coorperate. :I
User avatar #904 to #902 - onefuckingskurut (04/22/2015) [-]
Will you not be mad if I leave now? I should probably get to exercises already : )
User avatar #905 to #904 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (04/22/2015) [-]
Arrgh, I'm responding so slow today >.<

Didn't get a doc to check it, no. I don't like doctors, to be honest. Not because I'm afraid of needles or anything, because of the waiting rooms. There's nothing I hate more than waiting. Well, except for obvious things like animal and child abuse, but that's a different story.
User avatar #907 to #905 - onefuckingskurut (04/22/2015) [-]
Anyways, I gotta go now. Have fun : )
User avatar #906 to #905 - onefuckingskurut (04/22/2015) [-]
Come on... How long could it take? An hour at most?

Its no that bad...

You can play mobile phone or read books in the waiting rooms...
#908 to #906 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (04/22/2015) [-]
Ehh, should probably do it.

One time I had a panic attack, teacher had to drive me to the hospital. Had to wait five hours to get a supersonic check of my heart.

You should get to exercising now, little fluffball. I'm going to game, watch a few vids, then sleep. Just want to get to anal rodeo to get at least some sort of accomplishment for the day.
#909 to #908 - onefuckingskurut (04/22/2015) [-]
hehehe

Wait, you what?

Also 5 hours, wow... I didn't expect that... I hope you can at least abandon your seast and come back later like that...
Oh well, X-rays usually take some time here too. About 3 hours mostly...

Sooo... Imma go now. have a good one c:
User avatar #903 to #902 - onefuckingskurut (04/22/2015) [-]
I was joking : )

Did you get a doctor to check your wrist? Whats up with it?
#900 to #899 - onefuckingskurut (04/22/2015) [-]
I see... Having weak back muscles is real issue. At least you can start with your spine being straight : )

When are you exercising?
User avatar #889 to #888 - onefuckingskurut (04/22/2015) [-]
c:

Heloo!
User avatar #886 - blindpone (04/18/2015) [-]
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User avatar #887 to #886 - onefuckingskurut (04/18/2015) [-]
(brb gotta use toilet)
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User avatar #880 - phanact (04/02/2015) [-]
Woah you're still here yo
#881 to #880 - onefuckingskurut (04/03/2015) [-]
Sure am : )
Sure am : )
User avatar #882 to #881 - phanact (04/03/2015) [-]
Well, I recall you using the old pony threads if I'm correct, and we have pt15 up now at funnyjunk.com/pt15
User avatar #883 to #882 - onefuckingskurut (04/03/2015) [-]
Eh, I hardly even come around to PV anyway. I got lots of school preparing for oral school leaving exams. I got aproximately month and half to prepare...

I'll remember your message but I cannot tell when I would come online..

Anyhow I gotta go now. Have a nice day : )
User avatar #884 to #883 - phanact (04/03/2015) [-]
That's fine ^^

Bye bye
#878 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (03/31/2015) [-]
Hey there, little fluffball.
User avatar #879 to #878 - onefuckingskurut (03/31/2015) [-]
Yo... I thought I am gonna write you later when I'll be finished with my studies but now I am pissed...

Aside that, how are you : )
User avatar #876 to #875 - onefuckingskurut (03/07/2015) [-]
"Yeah I was reffering to our bodies. Soon enough we wont be able to survive without medication.

I guess they do."
User avatar #867 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/18/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #868 to #867 - onefuckingskurut (02/18/2015) [-]
who.. are you?
User avatar #869 to #868 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/18/2015) [-]
I am murr

and your pone is worst pone.
#870 to #869 - onefuckingskurut (02/18/2015) [-]
at least its not a cancer fish.
User avatar #871 to #870 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/18/2015) [-]
Excuse me?
User avatar #872 to #871 - onefuckingskurut (02/18/2015) [-]
murrlogic? Like murloc?
User avatar #873 to #872 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/18/2015) [-]
That's not the origin of my name Rainbow Lesbian.
#874 to #873 - onefuckingskurut (02/18/2015) [-]
kk I gotta go now. Have a nice day.
User avatar #855 to #854 - onefuckingskurut (02/01/2015) [-]
I don't speak to women either : )
User avatar #857 to #856 - onefuckingskurut (02/01/2015) [-]
Yes, don't speak to women if you wanna awoid overextensive drama : )
#858 to #857 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (02/01/2015) [-]
Dicks is where it's at!
User avatar #859 to #858 - onefuckingskurut (02/01/2015) [-]
oh boy... My dad stormed my room while ago.. Can't even browse **** privately :/

So how you doin'?
#860 to #859 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (02/01/2015) [-]
That's irrelevant, I'm actually here to check up on you.

What's on your mind, pal?
User avatar #861 to #860 - onefuckingskurut (02/01/2015) [-]
You are here to check up on me? : )

I guess than you have read my post on PV so you know c:
I wanted to check out **** and see how many old posts are there : )
User avatar #862 to #861 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (02/01/2015) [-]
I saw, I saw! 'tis why I'm here.

Listen here buddy, you worry too much. Take your time to think about things, but if you notice it's getting to you just tell yourself "Aww hell naw, I aaaaaain't having that **** !", think about other stuff! Think about kittens, about things that make you happy, exercise! But whatever you do, don't let it get to you too much and work on it instead!
User avatar #863 to #862 - onefuckingskurut (02/01/2015) [-]
I'll try. Thanks for the concern! : )

I should go to sleep soon..
User avatar #864 to #863 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (02/01/2015) [-]
Go to sleep, buddy. It prevents you from overthinking stuff. :3
User avatar #865 to #864 - onefuckingskurut (02/01/2015) [-]
right away! : )
User avatar #840 to #839 - thundercloud (12/26/2014) [-]
Hey there buddy
User avatar #841 to #840 - onefuckingskurut (12/26/2014) [-]
Did you made that picture? Coz it looks very good : )
User avatar #842 to #841 - thundercloud (12/26/2014) [-]
No, my sister in law did
#843 to #842 - onefuckingskurut (12/26/2014) [-]
Thats some nice ass painting : )

So are you up to something? Isn't it bit late in night where you live?
User avatar #844 to #843 - thundercloud (12/26/2014) [-]
Im waiting for my YouTube to work
so I can catch up on some videos
User avatar #845 to #844 - onefuckingskurut (12/26/2014) [-]
catch up? Are you watching some youtube series? : )
User avatar #846 to #845 - thundercloud (12/26/2014) [-]
No just a bunch of videos on my watch later
#847 to #846 - onefuckingskurut (12/26/2014) [-]
What do you like to watch?
User avatar #848 to #847 - thundercloud (12/26/2014) [-]
Just some Let's plays
User avatar #849 to #848 - onefuckingskurut (12/26/2014) [-]
Do you ever watch games you are not going to play? Coz thats what I often do
User avatar #850 to #849 - thundercloud (12/26/2014) [-]
Yeah I try not to watch videos on games I want to buy
User avatar #851 to #850 - onefuckingskurut (12/26/2014) [-]
welp, I watch every single game I like

I just got steam gift game from friend at PV. Woow. Shame that you don't go to PV too c:
User avatar #853 to #852 - onefuckingskurut (12/26/2014) [-]
Yeah bronies here got private board where we chat. There's not much traffic but its pretty good : )
#836 - pineapplechunkss ONLINE (12/26/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #829 - onefuckingskurut (12/15/2014) [-]
we going for it, guys! greedtheavaricious and goldfangz
User avatar #832 to #829 - goldfangz ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
my time is up man. i gotta get up early tomorrow for a intern interview. can we do tomorrow?
User avatar #833 to #832 - onefuckingskurut (12/15/2014) [-]
Its okay, don't stress it : ) Maybe we can in a next 10 hours and 20 minutes.
I don't wanna do this in a for of scheduled weekly DnD games or anything.

I'll just post it at PV whenever I'll be looking for people to play with and maybe get to play with someone else too. In fact I shouldn't be up anymore either...

G'night!
User avatar #835 to #833 - goldfangz ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
ok

goodnite
User avatar #830 to #829 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
Aight nig, aight. Who be startin'?
User avatar #834 to #830 - onefuckingskurut (12/15/2014) [-]
the game isded :l
User avatar #831 to #830 - onefuckingskurut (12/15/2014) [-]
goldfangz, your go : )
User avatar #786 - onefuckingskurut (12/10/2014) [-]
greedtheavaricious, goldfangz Neverwind that, we play here xP
User avatar #791 to #786 - goldfangz ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
IM HERE NOW
User avatar #790 to #786 - goldfangz ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
NOW HERE NOW NOW
#788 to #786 - onefuckingskurut (12/10/2014) [-]
The first story

You suddenly find yourself in a middle of the forest clearing. There can be heard bird tweets from afar. You look around confused, not remembering how you got there.
You spot an clear tarn near your side. You gaze into the pool, its almost like an mirror. In the pool you can see...

goldfangz 's turn
User avatar #789 to #788 - goldfangz ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
**************** greedtheavaricious

a great horned demon. you jump on your back and rub your head. it feels fine. you look back in the pool again and see...
User avatar #794 to #789 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
You have no idea how you got to this place, nor do you know how on earth- or whatever this place is- you turned into a demon. still gazing into the pool, not believing your eyes, you see something else in the reflection. It is...
****************
#795 to #794 - onefuckingskurut (12/10/2014) [-]
It is a queen Chrysalis. "Yo, ssup? Your turn aroudn to face her." "You had a safe landing I hope? We had an agreement and I expect you to fulfill it or else the deal is off!"
What... is she talking about? Should I even ask her? She somehow menancing...

You snap out of your thought process and...

goldfangz
#797 to #795 - goldfangz ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
you look into the pool again, because why not. you see yourself clearer now, as a big muscly stallion with wings and a horn. your cutiemark is nurgle's mark. and you ask her ''whats going on?''
you look into the pool again, because why not. you see yourself clearer now, as a big muscly stallion with wings and a horn. your cutiemark is nurgle's mark. and you ask her ''whats going on?''
User avatar #801 to #797 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
"I'm a.. horse..? I'm a ******* horse?" You turn away from the water, looking at the thing behind you. "What the hell are you? What the hell am I? Where the hell are we?!", you shout at the demon like horse. You feel like you're about to lose your damn mind.
****************
And let's keep the mention at the end of the post, not another reply.
User avatar #804 to #801 - onefuckingskurut (12/10/2014) [-]
heheh - Laughs demon horse " I am queen Chrysalis and I am the one who got you there! Now, I don't have time for child play! I expect that you send me reports on your progress."
Her horn starts glowing with green glow and suddenly you feel dull pain in your horn.
You cover it with your hind leg trying grinning your teeth. What did she do to you?

greedtheavaricious, its goldfangz turn
User avatar #805 to #804 - goldfangz ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
youre pinned to the ground and your attempts at magic are futile. suddenly something snaps in your brain and you start going in some kind of trance. you hear soft whispers floating on the winds. you struggle to get up as she tries to keep you pinned. uncontrolably (wether or not thats a word) you use a spell that...
User avatar #807 to #805 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
..breaks the spell and sends Chrysalis flying. You get up, your mind racing, your guts seething with rage. You approach Chrysalis quickly, placing a front hoof on her right front leg. She looks absolutely terrified. You apply more pressure and can hear an audible crack as...
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User avatar #809 to #807 - onefuckingskurut (12/10/2014) [-]
As you get landed on from behind. "Let me go"! You scream. Second ago you feel more pressure on your back. A whole group of horses must have pounced you. "We got her, hurry come here"! Just now you realized the Chrysalis is gone without a trace...

Everyone just seems to be after you today...
greedtheavaricious, goldfang 's turn
User avatar #810 to #809 - goldfangz ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
suddenly your cutiemark begins to emit a green light. you stomp your hooves down and every living being in a 50 meter radius around you is turned into a strange rotting statue. its peaceful again, sudenly you hear the voices on the wind speaking more clearly ''find her, and retake your throne''

you...

greedtheavaricious

User avatar #811 to #810 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
"What.." you stop and remember. Your cutie mark, the sign of Nurgle... it must be grandfather Nurgle, the chaos god of death and disease, speaking to you. You once were a chaos space marine. "Yes, my lord. I shall."
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#815 to #811 - onefuckingskurut (12/10/2014) [-]
So how do I do that? I need an army... You walk on along the forest lane and find a signpost. It points further through the lane and says "Ponyville". You arrive to Ponyville at evening. You are hungry and need a shelter to sleep in. There's few buildings you can try. miss Rarity boutikue,Sugar Babe Corner,Library,City Hall... Or maybe you could try knocking at random houses, maybe they'll let you in...
User avatar #817 to #815 - goldfangz ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
hmm. i dont think they would let a servant of death and dissease into a fancy boutique, or a food shop. ill go to the library and gain more knowledge of where i am, maybe uncover some strange artifacts. you change your appearance to a nice looking green stallion unicorn. you knock o nthe treehouse door and....

greedtheavaricious

sidenote: i gotta go to bed soon, and btw **************** . i read you played lotr bfme 2. you better get the edain mod for that cuz it kicks ass
User avatar #822 to #817 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
..a little purple dragon answers the door. "By the gods, what are you?", you snarl at the dragon. It gives you a suspicious look. "Gods? What gods? Who are you?" You..
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#826 to #822 - onefuckingskurut (12/10/2014) [-]
I really need to go to bed. I am sorry guys. Maybe next time. Also maybe we could use more players coz its getting bit slow like that... G'night!

goldfangz
User avatar #818 to #817 - onefuckingskurut (12/10/2014) [-]
I am not playing that now when in graduation grade... I should go to bed soon :/
How about you, greedtheavaricious?


User avatar #825 to #818 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
Meh, I should probably sleep too, but I'm not going to.
User avatar #819 to #818 - goldfangz ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
its so good though

my favorite faction besides nurgle is angmar :c
User avatar #824 to #819 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
Karsh kicks ass
User avatar #827 to #824 - goldfangz ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
i like rogash alot. but the iron corwn himself is still my boy
User avatar #821 to #819 - onefuckingskurut (12/10/2014) [-]
I liked goblins..
User avatar #828 to #821 - goldfangz ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
yeah theyre cool too

i wish gorkil was canon though
User avatar #820 to #819 - onefuckingskurut (12/10/2014) [-]
I don' even know whats nurgle..
User avatar #823 to #820 - goldfangz ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Nurgle

MIGHTY NURGLE, LORD OF DECAY. THE OLDEST OF THE GODS AND MOST IN TOUCH WITH MERE MORTALS.
User avatar #816 to #815 - onefuckingskurut (12/10/2014) [-]
greedtheavaricious, goldfangz I am so sorry I forgot...
#812 to #811 - goldfangz ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
i love you
#813 to #812 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
Love is for daemonettes.
User avatar #814 to #813 - goldfangz ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
i love you as a father loves a child

such is papa nurgles way
User avatar #806 to #805 - goldfangz ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
greedtheavaricious
User avatar #802 to #801 - goldfangz ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
i forgot, allright ;_;
User avatar #803 to #802 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
it's k bby still lub u
User avatar #799 to #797 - onefuckingskurut (12/10/2014) [-]
greedtheavaricious ?
User avatar #800 to #799 - goldfangz ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
yes
User avatar #798 to #797 - goldfangz ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
greedtheavaricious
User avatar #796 to #795 - onefuckingskurut (12/10/2014) [-]
greedtheavaricious sorry I forgot to mention you, anyways its gold's turn
User avatar #793 to #789 - onefuckingskurut (12/10/2014) [-]
greedthevaricious turn
User avatar #787 to #786 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
Now, start!
User avatar #792 to #787 - goldfangz ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
your turn
#782 to #781 - onefuckingskurut (11/10/2014) [-]
Heil! How are you, friend?
#783 to #782 - pineapplechunkss ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
I was with some friends and we had a fight hand to hand combat .... all because someone was supposed to bring the KFC but nobody agreed to get.... then after the fight we laughed it off ^^

Whats up with you?
#785 to #783 - onefuckingskurut (11/10/2014) [-]
yeah you really are like my classmate... He also gets into fights...
I hope there was no arms involed...
#784 to #783 - onefuckingskurut (11/10/2014) [-]
Heey! I am going to open doors day on my local huuge university tomorrow. ****** gonna be cash yo. #smug #grin
#768 - cutietooniexx ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
Comment
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#772 to #770 - onefuckingskurut (10/28/2014) [-]
I'd like to have a hairstyle like Rainow Dash does. Not necesarrly with rainbow color though.
#773 to #772 - cutietooniexx ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
I know it would be awesome to have
#774 to #773 - onefuckingskurut (10/28/2014) [-]
aaaw yea baby! c:

I gotta go and sleep. Have a nice day evening thing picking.
#780 to #776 - onefuckingskurut (10/29/2014) [-]
Even process of making dough if turns out to be difficult for you, the dough itself even as it is unfinished is really tasty and worth the effort!

Ok, there you have it champ. Good apetite!
#778 to #776 - onefuckingskurut (10/29/2014) [-]
Allright... here goes the recipe for "choccolate apple pie by aunt Hilda"

You are going to need:
30 dkg grated apples (apples stripes wide around 5 milimeters. may be less or more, it souldn't matter)
25 dkg powdered sugar
1 dcl frying oil
2 egg yolks (keep the egg white glair and put it in the mixing device. Preferably device with which you can mix glair manualy)
3 half spoon of cocoa

The dough: Put all ingredients written above into the bowl and mix them. Add 25 dkg half-smooth flour to make dough little more dense.
Add one coffee spoon of baking soda (after eggs and soda are in the dough its less safe to eat the dough, which is by the way really delicious).
You may also put in raisins but they need to be soaked in the glass of water roughly for 5 minutes. After all ingredients are in and the dough is little more dense than at avarage density, we dump mixed egg white glair at the dough.
Egg glair shouldn't be too dense or too runny, it should have density similar to whipped cream from a can. When the glair is all dumped out, proceed to mix it in with carefull moves.


I gotta go ask my mom about the baking process.
#779 to #778 - onefuckingskurut (10/29/2014) [-]
Baking: Apply thin layer of rough class flour on the plate
pour dough on the all over the plate
put it into the heated stove for 175 celsius
bake 15 - 25 minutes until the pie inflates a bit and gains nice, medium light
brown color
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Choccolate topping:
Put water into the pot, put it on the stove and then put another cauldron on top of the first one with margarine, choccolate for cooking roughly 12 dkg and 2 coffee spoons of water. Wait until the choccolate melts down and smear it all over warm, not hot pie.

User avatar #775 to #774 - onefuckingskurut (10/28/2014) [-]
*I gotta go and sleep. Have a nice day evening thing picknick.
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User avatar #765 to #764 - onefuckingskurut (09/04/2014) [-]
Also I added you to hide all. Get a life.
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