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Age: 22
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Video Games Played: Lord of Rings Battle for Middle Earth 2
Interests: Pc gimp photoshop editing thingy >.<, html, pronz x)
Date Signed Up:12/22/2012
Last Login:3/27/2015
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latest user's comments

#899893 - : ) 3 hours ago on Ponyville +2
#899885 - These evenings man... I am tired but something wants me to sta…  [+] (2 new replies) 3 hours ago on Ponyville +3
User avatar #899892 - novabird (3 hours ago) [-]
night
User avatar #899893 - onefuckingskurut (3 hours ago) [-]
: )
#899859 - Oh I see... You have been at the college when we have been pla… 4 hours ago on Ponyville +2
#899856 - hheh I know some of these words. Anyways, I guess…  [+] (2 new replies) 4 hours ago on Ponyville +2
User avatar #899858 - cjseige (4 hours ago) [-]
No.
User avatar #899859 - onefuckingskurut (4 hours ago) [-]
Oh I see... You have been at the college when we have been playing TF2 together, right?
Aren't you like graduating already? : )
#899854 - You always go to sleep when I get online for longer than a 15 … 4 hours ago on Ponyville +2
#899853 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 4 hours ago on Ponyville +2
User avatar #899868 - whoozy (4 hours ago) [-]
lol
User avatar #899860 - novabird (4 hours ago) [-]
pfft, i would, their faces would be funny to see.
#77 - I luv this :3 4 hours ago on They should post this on... 0
#899852 - O really? :3 Can you derivate 5^(4/cotg x)  [+] (4 new replies) 4 hours ago on Ponyville +2
User avatar #899855 - cjseige (4 hours ago) [-]
I've only taken up and through college level Trig.
I would have taken AP Calc, but since Aviation is more immportantm i didnt take it.
#899856 - onefuckingskurut (4 hours ago) [-]
hheh
I know some of these words.

Anyways, I guess the school's going well : )
Are you gonna be an engineer you gonna get a doctorate?
User avatar #899858 - cjseige (4 hours ago) [-]
No.
User avatar #899859 - onefuckingskurut (4 hours ago) [-]
Oh I see... You have been at the college when we have been playing TF2 together, right?
Aren't you like graduating already? : )
#63 - wow! 6 hours ago on mega milk 0
#52 - Beautiful. I man not very much into mans keep all manly a… 6 hours ago on the art of manliness 0

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User avatar #786 - onefuckingskurut (12/10/2014) [+] (41 replies)
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greedtheavaricious, goldfangz Neverwind that, we play here xP
#877 - admin (03/25/2015) [-]
Hi **************** ! Great leader gave you a magical North Korean rocket!
#878 to #877 - onefuckingskurut (03/25/2015) [-]
Thank you, glorious leader!
User avatar #876 to #875 - onefuckingskurut (03/07/2015) [-]
"Yeah I was reffering to our bodies. Soon enough we wont be able to survive without medication.

I guess they do."
User avatar #867 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/18/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #868 to #867 - onefuckingskurut (02/18/2015) [-]
who.. are you?
User avatar #869 to #868 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/18/2015) [-]
I am murr

and your pone is worst pone.
#870 to #869 - onefuckingskurut (02/18/2015) [-]
at least its not a cancer fish.
User avatar #871 to #870 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/18/2015) [-]
Excuse me?
User avatar #872 to #871 - onefuckingskurut (02/18/2015) [-]
murrlogic? Like murloc?
User avatar #873 to #872 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/18/2015) [-]
That's not the origin of my name Rainbow Lesbian.
#874 to #873 - onefuckingskurut (02/18/2015) [-]
kk I gotta go now. Have a nice day.
User avatar #855 to #854 - onefuckingskurut (02/01/2015) [-]
I don't speak to women either : )
User avatar #857 to #856 - onefuckingskurut (02/01/2015) [-]
Yes, don't speak to women if you wanna awoid overextensive drama : )
#858 to #857 - greedtheavaricious (02/01/2015) [-]
Dicks is where it's at!
User avatar #859 to #858 - onefuckingskurut (02/01/2015) [-]
oh boy... My dad stormed my room while ago.. Can't even browse **** privately :/

So how you doin'?
#860 to #859 - greedtheavaricious (02/01/2015) [-]
That's irrelevant, I'm actually here to check up on you.

What's on your mind, pal?
User avatar #861 to #860 - onefuckingskurut (02/01/2015) [-]
You are here to check up on me? : )

I guess than you have read my post on PV so you know c:
I wanted to check out **** and see how many old posts are there : )
User avatar #862 to #861 - greedtheavaricious (02/01/2015) [-]
I saw, I saw! 'tis why I'm here.

Listen here buddy, you worry too much. Take your time to think about things, but if you notice it's getting to you just tell yourself "Aww hell naw, I aaaaaain't having that **** !", think about other stuff! Think about kittens, about things that make you happy, exercise! But whatever you do, don't let it get to you too much and work on it instead!
User avatar #863 to #862 - onefuckingskurut (02/01/2015) [-]
I'll try. Thanks for the concern! : )

I should go to sleep soon..
User avatar #864 to #863 - greedtheavaricious (02/01/2015) [-]
Go to sleep, buddy. It prevents you from overthinking stuff. :3
User avatar #865 to #864 - onefuckingskurut (02/01/2015) [-]
right away! : )
User avatar #840 to #839 - thundercloud (12/26/2014) [-]
Hey there buddy
User avatar #841 to #840 - onefuckingskurut (12/26/2014) [-]
Did you made that picture? Coz it looks very good : )
User avatar #842 to #841 - thundercloud (12/26/2014) [-]
No, my sister in law did
#843 to #842 - onefuckingskurut (12/26/2014) [-]
Thats some nice ass painting : )

So are you up to something? Isn't it bit late in night where you live?
User avatar #844 to #843 - thundercloud (12/26/2014) [-]
Im waiting for my YouTube to work
so I can catch up on some videos
User avatar #845 to #844 - onefuckingskurut (12/26/2014) [-]
catch up? Are you watching some youtube series? : )
User avatar #846 to #845 - thundercloud (12/26/2014) [-]
No just a bunch of videos on my watch later
#847 to #846 - onefuckingskurut (12/26/2014) [-]
What do you like to watch?
User avatar #848 to #847 - thundercloud (12/26/2014) [-]
Just some Let's plays
User avatar #849 to #848 - onefuckingskurut (12/26/2014) [-]
Do you ever watch games you are not going to play? Coz thats what I often do
User avatar #850 to #849 - thundercloud (12/26/2014) [-]
Yeah I try not to watch videos on games I want to buy
User avatar #851 to #850 - onefuckingskurut (12/26/2014) [-]
welp, I watch every single game I like

I just got steam gift game from friend at PV. Woow. Shame that you don't go to PV too c:
User avatar #853 to #852 - onefuckingskurut (12/26/2014) [-]
Yeah bronies here got private board where we chat. There's not much traffic but its pretty good : )
User avatar #829 - onefuckingskurut (12/15/2014) [-]
we going for it, guys! greedtheavaricious and goldfangz
User avatar #832 to #829 - goldfangz ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
my time is up man. i gotta get up early tomorrow for a intern interview. can we do tomorrow?
User avatar #833 to #832 - onefuckingskurut (12/15/2014) [-]
Its okay, don't stress it : ) Maybe we can in a next 10 hours and 20 minutes.
I don't wanna do this in a for of scheduled weekly DnD games or anything.

I'll just post it at PV whenever I'll be looking for people to play with and maybe get to play with someone else too. In fact I shouldn't be up anymore either...

G'night!
User avatar #835 to #833 - goldfangz ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
ok

goodnite
User avatar #830 to #829 - greedtheavaricious (12/15/2014) [-]
Aight nig, aight. Who be startin'?
User avatar #834 to #830 - onefuckingskurut (12/15/2014) [-]
the game isded :l
User avatar #831 to #830 - onefuckingskurut (12/15/2014) [-]
goldfangz, your go : )
#782 to #781 - onefuckingskurut (11/10/2014) [-]
Heil! How are you, friend?
#783 to #782 - pineapplechunkss (11/10/2014) [-]
I was with some friends and we had a fight hand to hand combat .... all because someone was supposed to bring the KFC but nobody agreed to get.... then after the fight we laughed it off ^^

Whats up with you?
#785 to #783 - onefuckingskurut (11/10/2014) [-]
yeah you really are like my classmate... He also gets into fights...
I hope there was no arms involed...
#784 to #783 - onefuckingskurut (11/10/2014) [-]
Heey! I am going to open doors day on my local huuge university tomorrow. ****** gonna be cash yo. #smug #grin
#768 - cutietooniexx ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
Comment
Comment
#772 to #770 - onefuckingskurut (10/28/2014) [-]
I'd like to have a hairstyle like Rainow Dash does. Not necesarrly with rainbow color though.
#773 to #772 - cutietooniexx ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
I know it would be awesome to have
#774 to #773 - onefuckingskurut (10/28/2014) [-]
aaaw yea baby! c:

I gotta go and sleep. Have a nice day evening thing picking.
#780 to #776 - onefuckingskurut (10/29/2014) [-]
Even process of making dough if turns out to be difficult for you, the dough itself even as it is unfinished is really tasty and worth the effort!

Ok, there you have it champ. Good apetite!
#778 to #776 - onefuckingskurut (10/29/2014) [-]
Allright... here goes the recipe for "choccolate apple pie by aunt Hilda"

You are going to need:
30 dkg grated apples (apples stripes wide around 5 milimeters. may be less or more, it souldn't matter)
25 dkg powdered sugar
1 dcl frying oil
2 egg yolks (keep the egg white glair and put it in the mixing device. Preferably device with which you can mix glair manualy)
3 half spoon of cocoa

The dough: Put all ingredients written above into the bowl and mix them. Add 25 dkg half-smooth flour to make dough little more dense.
Add one coffee spoon of baking soda (after eggs and soda are in the dough its less safe to eat the dough, which is by the way really delicious).
You may also put in raisins but they need to be soaked in the glass of water roughly for 5 minutes. After all ingredients are in and the dough is little more dense than at avarage density, we dump mixed egg white glair at the dough.
Egg glair shouldn't be too dense or too runny, it should have density similar to whipped cream from a can. When the glair is all dumped out, proceed to mix it in with carefull moves.


I gotta go ask my mom about the baking process.
#779 to #778 - onefuckingskurut (10/29/2014) [-]
Baking: Apply thin layer of rough class flour on the plate
pour dough on the all over the plate
put it into the heated stove for 175 celsius
bake 15 - 25 minutes until the pie inflates a bit and gains nice, medium light
brown color
___________

Choccolate topping:
Put water into the pot, put it on the stove and then put another cauldron on top of the first one with margarine, choccolate for cooking roughly 12 dkg and 2 coffee spoons of water. Wait until the choccolate melts down and smear it all over warm, not hot pie.

User avatar #775 to #774 - onefuckingskurut (10/28/2014) [-]
*I gotta go and sleep. Have a nice day evening thing picknick.
#764 - TwiztidNinja Comment deleted by onefuckingskurut [-]
User avatar #765 to #764 - onefuckingskurut (09/04/2014) [-]
Also I added you to hide all. Get a life.
User avatar #752 to #749 - onefuckingskurut (08/18/2014) [-]
So I understand you were at the holidays at your grandparent's place?
#750 to #749 - onefuckingskurut (08/18/2014) [-]
I used to have most amazing RD love picture you'd ever see. But my Pc got wrong and I needed to have it cleared anew again :/
#751 to #750 - lonelybaloney (08/18/2014) [-]
That's okay <3
How's everything with you?
*hug* ^^
#753 to #751 - onefuckingskurut (08/18/2014) [-]
Its a little worse. Sorry but I don't really come here to reveal my family problems. At least not all the times... Its complicated and its too early in the morning for me to do that...

I am actually probably gonna leave in a few minutes. I just thought I'd greet few people and see how they are holdin' up ya know...
#754 to #753 - lonelybaloney (08/18/2014) [-]
Oh sorry.. :I
Yeah I totally got it. *hug*
I hope I didn't make you feel bad. :c
User avatar #755 to #754 - onefuckingskurut (08/18/2014) [-]
No, not at all. Made up few smiles if nothing else : )

I'll be going now. See ya.
User avatar #756 to #755 - lonelybaloney (08/18/2014) [-]
Goodnight ^^
*hug*
It was great to talk to you again <3
User avatar #757 to #756 - onefuckingskurut (08/18/2014) [-]
Sweet dreams. I wasn't even going to sleep. : )
User avatar #758 to #757 - lonelybaloney (08/19/2014) [-]
Cheeky c:
#760 to #759 - lonelybaloney (08/19/2014) [-]
ohai   
I gotta go to lifeguarding   
baibai
ohai
I gotta go to lifeguarding
baibai
#761 to #760 - onefuckingskurut (08/19/2014) [-]
Wow Lifeguarding is something! Keep safe : )   
Also drink one for me!
Wow Lifeguarding is something! Keep safe : )
Also drink one for me!
User avatar #747 - tgandptrixie (07/13/2014) [-]
Hello!
User avatar #716 - plataeiou ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
boom boom boom boom
User avatar #737 to #716 - onefuckingskurut (06/18/2014) [-]
good! What were you studying?
User avatar #738 to #737 - plataeiou ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
errr
Everything...?
High school man. =p
User avatar #739 to #738 - onefuckingskurut (06/18/2014) [-]
oh, okay... I studied at technical school, so...

Whatcha gonna do next?
User avatar #740 to #739 - plataeiou ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
economics! C:
User avatar #741 to #740 - onefuckingskurut (06/18/2014) [-]
Oh... do you like economics? I like Pc modeling. Maybe I'd IT if not that... I like this stuff...
User avatar #742 to #741 - plataeiou ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
is good stuff!
User avatar #743 to #742 - onefuckingskurut (06/18/2014) [-]
thanks.. sorry for late respons but I am playing game...

I am almost done anyway...
User avatar #744 to #743 - plataeiou ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
das okayyyyy
#717 to #716 - onefuckingskurut (06/18/2014) [-]
Hey yoo. Whats up?
User avatar #718 to #717 - plataeiou ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
Just chilling, you?
User avatar #719 to #718 - onefuckingskurut (06/18/2014) [-]
Gotta cook myself some food. I am sorry. I may be back in like half an hour. I am still busy busy :/
User avatar #720 to #719 - plataeiou ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
das okay
#721 to #720 - onefuckingskurut (06/18/2014) [-]
Maaan what a day... And what are you doing right now?
User avatar #722 to #721 - plataeiou ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
fapping
Playing WoW :3
#723 to #722 - onefuckingskurut (06/18/2014) [-]
Oh, I am happy for that! I also got good friend who is playing wow.
The times I used to play wow... Good old times
User avatar #724 to #723 - plataeiou ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
Goldshire Moonguard wat wat
User avatar #726 to #725 - plataeiou ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
wat
User avatar #727 to #726 - onefuckingskurut (06/18/2014) [-]
no really, what ya mean?
User avatar #728 to #727 - plataeiou ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
best place
User avatar #729 to #728 - onefuckingskurut (06/18/2014) [-]
I don't remember wow places :l
I play Neverwinter nights these days. Its way less addicting...
User avatar #730 to #729 - plataeiou ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
oh?
User avatar #731 to #730 - onefuckingskurut (06/18/2014) [-]
yeah its good, its dungeons and dragons board game on PC. Also you can multiclass
User avatar #732 to #731 - plataeiou ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
oh?
#733 to #732 - onefuckingskurut (06/18/2014) [-]
yea...

Maaan I really long to go out and go for a run. I am in adequate shape these days but too busy looking job for myself and my mom :L
I'd really love it to be all healthy and have it simple like humanized RD in my first post here...
User avatar #734 to #733 - plataeiou ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
Minus the college part? =p
User avatar #735 to #734 - onefuckingskurut (06/18/2014) [-]
I am still at high school. Thanks goodness I am done with grades now...
User avatar #736 to #735 - plataeiou ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
I recently graduated high school. =p
#714 - vinylgirl (06/13/2014) [-]
How did ur math test go?
#715 to #714 - onefuckingskurut (06/13/2014) [-]
Hey, I am glad ur asking. It went well. I think I am getting A for this one. This time there is no notes for me to be missing in my student's booklet. There is also another bit of story concerning this one...

I'll let you know in a bit. I spent big part of my day on gaming and napping. Gotta catch up a bit...
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#690 - vinylgirl (06/03/2014) [-]
**vinylgirl hugs you**
#693 to #692 - vinylgirl (06/03/2014) [-]
hey dashy! I am doing fine and u?   
   
how r stuff going?
hey dashy! I am doing fine and u?

how r stuff going?
#694 to #693 - onefuckingskurut (06/03/2014) [-]
What do I tell you ...

I wanted to animate something for the guy on this thread in 3D program I was learning since last week. I liked 3d modeling and it seemed it best way to finally express myself properly. Unfortunately I got carried away and overestimated myself. I wasn´t skilled enough so it took many hours and its still rather crudely made.

I got it done day ago but its not animated yet. I postponed it coz I got other stuff now.

I got simply overworked and lower back pain. Now I still got some catching up before I get into fine form. Today I finally had a nap and woke up drained as f*ck...

Today I noticed something wrong with my mom. She was sad coz I was ... well, rude.. to her. After exercises we got into little argue again.
Its shame.. I open mah heart one and all what gets out is bitter. I dumped my sis and mom. I explained why am I like that and they forgave me...

I also Gotta study for next weeks final exams and also tomorrow and day after tomorrow I am going to visit workshops.

Hell, I didn´t even called the part-time jobs I looked up before...

#695 to #694 - vinylgirl (06/03/2014) [-]
whoa, holy **** dashy, u got a lotta stuff going on

are u still feeling okay?


Also, god luck with everything!
#696 to #695 - onefuckingskurut (06/03/2014) [-]
Yeah I still live!

I was really weak at afternoon but I feel better now. I´ll be good when I won´t try nothing stupid again...

I was reading one fimfic while ago and now I am watching Naruto.
My state is relatively balanced right now
#697 to #696 - vinylgirl (06/03/2014) [-]
I am happy to hear that!   
it's good to know that despite all the 			****		, ur still feeling balanced lol   
   
please take care
I am happy to hear that!
it's good to know that despite all the **** , ur still feeling balanced lol

please take care
#698 to #697 - onefuckingskurut (06/03/2014) [-]
Oh! Thanks sweets!
#699 to #698 - vinylgirl (06/03/2014) [-]
my pleasure
#700 to #699 - onefuckingskurut (06/03/2014) [-]
Okay, I think I will be going now. Dunoo what I´ll be doing yet... I´ll figure something out.

So long Vinyl!
#701 to #700 - vinylgirl (06/03/2014) [-]
okay, enjoy!

Bye bye dashy!
#702 to #701 - onefuckingskurut (06/03/2014) [-]
Ehm, one more thing...

There´s gonna be work interview and self motivation seminary. Any tips what could I ask? I am little clueless here
User avatar #703 to #702 - vinylgirl (06/03/2014) [-]
questions for the interview or seminar?
User avatar #704 to #703 - onefuckingskurut (06/03/2014) [-]
Nah, theres gonna be seminar about work interview. Like... interview instructors or stuff. I dunoo!
User avatar #705 to #704 - vinylgirl (06/03/2014) [-]
hmm
u could ask those instructors about some interview tips
like how u should talk and how you should behave (body language)

those are important stuff and can help or break ur interview
#706 to #705 - onefuckingskurut (06/03/2014) [-]
Body language! Yes!

Break? Like? His ribs?
#707 to #706 - vinylgirl (06/03/2014) [-]
haha no, by breaking,I mean that u could fail the interview if ur body language and other stuff arent good enough.
So u have to practice a lot and u could ask the instructors for tips
User avatar #708 to #707 - onefuckingskurut (06/03/2014) [-]
hehehe yeah! hehehe

I´ll be practicing right away. Its either me or them, someone has to break! hehehe


It took me too long to come up with this joke :l
User avatar #709 to #708 - vinylgirl (06/03/2014) [-]
haha exactly xD
#683 - vinylgirl (05/31/2014) [-]
random hug for you :3
#686 to #685 - onefuckingskurut (05/31/2014) [-]
Err.. sorry 'bout that. How was your day so far?
#687 to #686 - vinylgirl (05/31/2014) [-]
it's fine haha
I am fine and u?
#688 to #687 - onefuckingskurut (05/31/2014) [-]
I am okay I guess... Being productive and exercising in equal volume...

I´ll be heading to bed soon though...
#689 to #688 - vinylgirl (05/31/2014) [-]
that's good to hear dashy    
   
ah okay, goodnight in advance then :3
that's good to hear dashy

ah okay, goodnight in advance then :3
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