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onceman

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
Last Login:7/02/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#13383
Highest Content Rank:#4645
Highest Comment Rank:#1564
Content Thumbs: 1935 total,  2206 ,  271
Comment Thumbs: 7791 total,  12358 ,  4567
Content Level Progress: 33% (33/100)
Level 119 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 120 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 37% (37/100)
Level 273 Comments: Ninja Pirate → Level 274 Comments: Ninja Pirate
Subscribers:3
Content Views:84000
Times Content Favorited:35 times
Total Comments Made:4769
FJ Points:6126
Favorite Tags: game (2) | the (2)
Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

latest user's comments

#16 - Hamilton, Ontario. 07/26/2014 on Canada during The Purge. 0
#29 - JESUS ******* CHRIST OP I WAS ******* HALF ASLEE… 07/26/2014 on Eye swap 0
#14 - Hate this glorification of Canadian politeness The people …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/26/2014 on Canada during The Purge. 0
User avatar #15 - klaes (07/26/2014) [-]
You probably live in French Canada, then
User avatar #16 - onceman (07/26/2014) [-]
Hamilton, Ontario.
#13 - Comment deleted 07/26/2014 on Canada during The Purge. 0
#65 - >no WAW  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2014 on Battlefield master race 0
User avatar #66 - ninjabunnygo (07/25/2014) [-]
i disliked that they messed up the multiplayer system on the pc after 4. I liked the fact that people could own there own server
#64 - Comment deleted 07/25/2014 on Battlefield master race 0
#21 - she's ******* gross and ugly with that spray tan 07/25/2014 on fake tan? -4
#15 - mom: "ARE YOU ******* SORRY?!" 07/25/2014 on Wiping away the tears +156
#26 - Why do cats like running into tires like that?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2014 on *BOOP* 0
User avatar #60 - ubisoft (07/25/2014) [-]
-insert joke pun here-

#7 - instagram doesn't show notifications like that  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2014 on GFs phone. 0
#9 - CyrilKeir (07/23/2014) [-]
Oh- pic related
#99 - they were trying to be 2deep4u, that's all because if you … 07/22/2014 on deep 0
#14 - I'm surprised a 51 year old man would make that joke 07/21/2014 on The Simple thought of it 0
#26 - that description those tags haven't seen them used pro…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/20/2014 on Hop Skip Jump 0
#28 - motherfoxckerr (07/20/2014) [-]
**motherfoxckerr rolled image** thanks, sir!
#27 - motherfoxckerr Comment deleted by onceman
#724 - Cause I don't feel the need to, cause I'm grateful and I'm happy. 07/19/2014 on feels part 9000 +2
#59 - "Gift" means poison in German  [+] (1 new reply) 07/19/2014 on Hippo don't care Hippo got... +1
#72 - zerith (07/19/2014) [-]
MFW I know that because of Rammstein.
#37 - Bae: Come over Me: I can't I'm being attacked by lions …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/19/2014 on Hippo don't care Hippo got... +47
#57 - Rascal (07/19/2014) [-]
bae means poo in Danish
#63 - kaycie (07/19/2014) [-]
User avatar #59 - onceman (07/19/2014) [-]
"Gift" means poison in German
#72 - zerith (07/19/2014) [-]
MFW I know that because of Rammstein.
#14 - tonedeff is dope ass ****  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2014 on My First Time... +1
User avatar #16 - poutinesalad (07/18/2014) [-]
hear his new album?

Demon and chrispy are nuts
#36 - trypophobia isn't recognized as a real phobia 07/17/2014 on The Fukang Meteorite +1
#22 - Not gonna lie, that picture could be a sick 2deep4u album cover 07/17/2014 on Jaden, the fuck are you... +15
#56 - I hate that ******* type of humor "lets explain so… 07/17/2014 on Blood Sword 0
#8 - You think that's ******* funny? you think your litt… 07/16/2014 on Reese S&M's 0
#42 - In this gif you can see how corrupt that cop is by abusing his power 07/15/2014 on So fresh 0
#23 - >Hanna McKay lived jesus ******* christ the endi…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/15/2014 on Gravity how does it work? +8
#82 - valadezization (07/20/2014) [-]
thanks for the fucking spoiler asshole i'm watching season 8 ep 10 right now i fucking swear i hate this site when it comes to shows
#34 - scuttle (07/15/2014) [-]
I feel as if he still could have went to Argentina.
There were plenty of better ways the show could have ended. But they chose that one.
User avatar #78 - thepandaking (07/16/2014) [-]
he could have, but they chose to end the show so that no one would have a problem with it, I mean this is my assumption but I think they felt like they couldn't have a happy ending for a serial killer show without getting flak from it, and yet they couldn't kill him off, because the fans would be pissed, so they chose to mash some bullshit together that fell into the categories of a bad ending for him and not dying.
#51 - Comment deleted 07/15/2014 on A cutting remark -1
#44 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 07/15/2014 on A cutting remark -1
#50 - nudybooty Comment deleted by onceman
#51 - onceman Comment deleted by onceman

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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin (03/09/2014) [-]
colombian people rejoice
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman ONLINE (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i ******* love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman ONLINE (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman ONLINE (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman ONLINE (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman ONLINE (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman ONLINE (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman ONLINE (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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