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onceman

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Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

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#50 - thank you for explaning the joke to us 08/28/2015 on Best 4th wall joke 0
#111 - Good joke but the title made this post dumb cause due to spell… 08/20/2015 on not wrong tho 0
#183 - Everytime you save in the game, you lose a shoelace 08/08/2015 on 10 secs, same question 0
#245 - neither does your money And you actually think Donald…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/24/2015 on I can't hear you 0
User avatar #290 - ilovehitler (07/24/2015) [-]
You can be happy and have hate. Both are just emotions, and you can feel any combination of emotions.
#271 - janosaudron (07/24/2015) [-]
You have to sit and ask yourself, by who's standards do you measure happiness.
#4 - LMFAO this comp is so funny XDDD  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2015 on (untitled) +2
User avatar #6 - derpsenderp (07/24/2015) [-]
I KNOW RIGHT?! XD
#68 - Regardless of that, my initial statement still stands, maybe s…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/23/2015 on I can't hear you -3
#125 - janosaudron (07/24/2015) [-]
But that's just your experience and your experience doesn't speak for the whole world. Point in case, Donald Trump. All that damn money, flaunts himself nearly every chance he gets and he's happy with his life because he knew what he had to do to get where he is now and he's proud of himself. Life isn't about fair or what's moral. Life is about success and you do what you have to to get to where you want to be. Because at the end of the day everyone is going to die and then your morals really don't mean shit when you're dead.
User avatar #245 - onceman (07/24/2015) [-]
neither does your money

And you actually think Donald Trump ia happy? A happy person doesn't have the hate he carries in his heart, a happy man that age is with the love of his life not a gold digger.
User avatar #290 - ilovehitler (07/24/2015) [-]
You can be happy and have hate. Both are just emotions, and you can feel any combination of emotions.
#271 - janosaudron (07/24/2015) [-]
You have to sit and ask yourself, by who's standards do you measure happiness.
#57 - Unless she WANTED to be a stripper, she's not really successfu…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/23/2015 on I can't hear you -3
User avatar #62 - marno (07/23/2015) [-]
If you didn't pick it up, she's in college too.

And like Tormound said, going to college doesn't make you successful. If I'm hiring engineers, and I have a trade electrician and a master engineer, but the master engineer's a fuckhead, I will choose the tradesman every time. Strippers work hard yo.

I don't think people who didn't want to be strippers would brag about being one. She is obviously proud of her job. She's damn sexy, and everybody knows it. Look how much cash she's got! That's something most women would be proud of I suspect. She demonstrated the exact opposite of insecurity. All I see is pride, determination, and confidence.

Also, money does buy happiness. Citing the hypothetical exception doesn't disprove a direct correlation.

www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2013/01/yes-money-does-buy-happiness-6-lessons-from-the-newest-research-on-income-and-well-being/267016/
User avatar #68 - onceman (07/23/2015) [-]
Regardless of that, my initial statement still stands, maybe she isn't bragging about being a stripper but rather how much money she makes from it and from my experience people who brag about their money or how much more money they make than somebody aren't happy or fulfilled which was my point.
#125 - janosaudron (07/24/2015) [-]
But that's just your experience and your experience doesn't speak for the whole world. Point in case, Donald Trump. All that damn money, flaunts himself nearly every chance he gets and he's happy with his life because he knew what he had to do to get where he is now and he's proud of himself. Life isn't about fair or what's moral. Life is about success and you do what you have to to get to where you want to be. Because at the end of the day everyone is going to die and then your morals really don't mean shit when you're dead.
User avatar #245 - onceman (07/24/2015) [-]
neither does your money

And you actually think Donald Trump ia happy? A happy person doesn't have the hate he carries in his heart, a happy man that age is with the love of his life not a gold digger.
User avatar #290 - ilovehitler (07/24/2015) [-]
You can be happy and have hate. Both are just emotions, and you can feel any combination of emotions.
#271 - janosaudron (07/24/2015) [-]
You have to sit and ask yourself, by who's standards do you measure happiness.
User avatar #58 - Tormound (07/23/2015) [-]
Once again wrong. Being successful would be ENTIRELY based upon the person themselves. If she defines successful as being making a shit ton of money, she is currently successful, if she defines successful as making shit tons of money while having no debt to worry about after college, she'll be currently successful. The other guys is presumably in college but spends his time going through a stripper's tumblr to talk shit makes me question his chances of success.
#49 - I know it's important, but people who brag about it are obviou…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/23/2015 on I can't hear you -2
User avatar #54 - Tormound (07/23/2015) [-]
You have nothing to base that on. Since she started to flaunt her money once someone who is most likely much more unsuccessful then her started talking shit.
User avatar #57 - onceman (07/23/2015) [-]
Unless she WANTED to be a stripper, she's not really successful, while the other who pressumably is in college trying to pursue is career is on the path to success, neither is in the right, but you don't have to get on the defensive when people talk down on you unless you're insecure which is what she demonstrated.
User avatar #62 - marno (07/23/2015) [-]
If you didn't pick it up, she's in college too.

And like Tormound said, going to college doesn't make you successful. If I'm hiring engineers, and I have a trade electrician and a master engineer, but the master engineer's a fuckhead, I will choose the tradesman every time. Strippers work hard yo.

I don't think people who didn't want to be strippers would brag about being one. She is obviously proud of her job. She's damn sexy, and everybody knows it. Look how much cash she's got! That's something most women would be proud of I suspect. She demonstrated the exact opposite of insecurity. All I see is pride, determination, and confidence.

Also, money does buy happiness. Citing the hypothetical exception doesn't disprove a direct correlation.

www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2013/01/yes-money-does-buy-happiness-6-lessons-from-the-newest-research-on-income-and-well-being/267016/
User avatar #68 - onceman (07/23/2015) [-]
Regardless of that, my initial statement still stands, maybe she isn't bragging about being a stripper but rather how much money she makes from it and from my experience people who brag about their money or how much more money they make than somebody aren't happy or fulfilled which was my point.
#125 - janosaudron (07/24/2015) [-]
But that's just your experience and your experience doesn't speak for the whole world. Point in case, Donald Trump. All that damn money, flaunts himself nearly every chance he gets and he's happy with his life because he knew what he had to do to get where he is now and he's proud of himself. Life isn't about fair or what's moral. Life is about success and you do what you have to to get to where you want to be. Because at the end of the day everyone is going to die and then your morals really don't mean shit when you're dead.
User avatar #245 - onceman (07/24/2015) [-]
neither does your money

And you actually think Donald Trump ia happy? A happy person doesn't have the hate he carries in his heart, a happy man that age is with the love of his life not a gold digger.
User avatar #290 - ilovehitler (07/24/2015) [-]
You can be happy and have hate. Both are just emotions, and you can feel any combination of emotions.
#271 - janosaudron (07/24/2015) [-]
You have to sit and ask yourself, by who's standards do you measure happiness.
User avatar #58 - Tormound (07/23/2015) [-]
Once again wrong. Being successful would be ENTIRELY based upon the person themselves. If she defines successful as being making a shit ton of money, she is currently successful, if she defines successful as making shit tons of money while having no debt to worry about after college, she'll be currently successful. The other guys is presumably in college but spends his time going through a stripper's tumblr to talk shit makes me question his chances of success.
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman ONLINE (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i ******* love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman ONLINE (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman ONLINE (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman ONLINE (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman ONLINE (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman ONLINE (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman ONLINE (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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