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onceman

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Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
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Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

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#23 - regardless, the problem isn't being fixed, she's not even help…  [+] (1 new reply) 20 hours ago on "I want to live in a clean... 0
User avatar #24 - logicstrike (20 hours ago) [-]
you need to calm down and image how embarassed dhe'll be if she actually does it to the wrong person
#18 - This isn't justice, it would be justice if she asked them kind…  [+] (3 new replies) 21 hours ago on "I want to live in a clean... 0
User avatar #20 - logicstrike (20 hours ago) [-]
dude they where in moving vehicles
User avatar #23 - onceman (20 hours ago) [-]
regardless, the problem isn't being fixed, she's not even helping the cause.
User avatar #24 - logicstrike (20 hours ago) [-]
you need to calm down and image how embarassed dhe'll be if she actually does it to the wrong person
#33 - yeah if you google film related things, IMDb is usually one of…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2015 on IMDb should have an "it's... 0
User avatar #34 - roguekek (06/28/2015) [-]
i dont read any ratings because then i'd just become biased on the film
and IMBD is always like 3rd for me.
#31 - I use it every single time I hear about a show or movie I had …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/28/2015 on IMDb should have an "it's... 0
User avatar #32 - roguekek (06/28/2015) [-]
i just google it, its quicker
User avatar #33 - onceman (06/28/2015) [-]
yeah if you google film related things, IMDb is usually one of the main results, also I live by IMDb ratings cause I'm a pretentious cunt
User avatar #34 - roguekek (06/28/2015) [-]
i dont read any ratings because then i'd just become biased on the film
and IMBD is always like 3rd for me.
#32 - I mean that so many Canadians NEED a double double in the morn… 06/27/2015 on The Struggle is Real 0
#29 - Bruh my colombian 55 year old mom who lived in Colombia most o… 06/27/2015 on The Struggle is Real 0
#17 - still disagree, it's overpriced, their crispy chicken sandwhic…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2015 on The Struggle is Real 0
User avatar #19 - saintinel (06/27/2015) [-]
Ya well , i agree SOME of their prices are high , but i was talking about the quality of the food But it's ok we can't all like the same stuff now can we? ;)
#13 - Canadians have been brainwashed into thinking that Tim Hortons…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/27/2015 on The Struggle is Real -2
User avatar #30 - pocketstooheavy (06/27/2015) [-]
While I agree that yes, McDonalds coffee is better than Tim's coffee McDonalds actually has really good coffee. They spent a great deal of money perfecting it. , Tim's isn't just for the coffee.
User avatar #32 - onceman (06/27/2015) [-]
I mean that so many Canadians NEED a double double in the morning to function, and claim they love Tims maily due to them providing their fix.
#24 - Rascal (06/27/2015) [-]
Americans have been brainwashed into thinking that McDonalds is good, it's just extremely convenient because there's on everywhere however the coffee is awful, you're better of getting a coffee at Costa, unless you enjoy the taste of half a cup of sugar.
User avatar #29 - onceman (06/27/2015) [-]
Bruh my colombian 55 year old mom who lived in Colombia most of her life prefers McDonald's cofee over Tim Hortons, we currently live in Canada, idk why you brught up Americans.
User avatar #16 - saintinel (06/27/2015) [-]
I don't drink coffee so i can't say anything about that , but i can assure you that all the rest is waaay better than any fast food out there. I mean , i don't know , maybe the Tim Hortons around here just do a better job than all the others but basing myself on the ones i've visited , Tim Hortons is very good
User avatar #17 - onceman (06/27/2015) [-]
still disagree, it's overpriced, their crispy chicken sandwhich is likie $6 and you can get a similar one at Wendys for $1
User avatar #19 - saintinel (06/27/2015) [-]
Ya well , i agree SOME of their prices are high , but i was talking about the quality of the food But it's ok we can't all like the same stuff now can we? ;)
#4 - They're just tired of the dead horse beaing beaten, also a lot…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2015 on Finally a good apple product. +1
User avatar #13 - ratchetmiles (06/23/2015) [-]
OS X and Windows are two different ecosystems anyway. OS X was made with workflow in mind and integrates with hardware very well thanks to Unix, but Windows is made to work on a large variety of hardware at the expense of some efficiency, but it has a wider range of compatibility, options, and is cheaper due to competition and such.
#139 - provocation  [+] (13 new replies) 06/23/2015 on More Gender Equality +1
#142 - ANGRYMARINE (06/23/2015) [-]
excessive force...
User avatar #153 - hairycheeseball (06/23/2015) [-]
Dude you ever been choked and hit out of nowhere? I fail to see how that constitutes excessive force
#162 - ANGRYMARINE (06/23/2015) [-]
he continued to use force after it was no longer required, he has every right to hit her while she is assaulting him, but after she disengages you cannot simply pound on them.
User avatar #168 - hairycheeseball (06/23/2015) [-]
So I can just walk up to you punch you in the face and walk away? No disengaging makes an assault ok, i don't know what law classes you are taking but they are vastly different than mine
#174 - ANGRYMARINE (06/23/2015) [-]
yes you can punch me in the face. i dont get to beat the shit out of you for it though. i get to detain you under citizen arrest until police arive. not punch you in the face repeatedly
User avatar #178 - hairycheeseball (06/23/2015) [-]
Ok be real he didn't do that and if think you can just detain me without some form of fight im sorry but thats not gonna work, additionally with the way you worded that you made it sound like you could not take action against me after I disengaged
#187 - ANGRYMARINE (06/23/2015) [-]
the general rule is that civilians are able to use similar means to counter similar means, im sorry if it came off as "you shouldnt do anything", by all means be loud, put distance between you two, ready fists, but if they are not attacking, you cant attack back.
User avatar #192 - hairycheeseball (06/23/2015) [-]
My point here is just because she wasn't doing doing at the time doesn't mean much, just stopping doesn't make her assault not matter. My understanding of defense is you are allowed to take action after an attack against you regardless of there current actions to prevent further attacks. This is based off college courses as well
User avatar #182 - hairycheeseball (06/23/2015) [-]
Now before this continues i want to say that man is not 100% correct but it certainly was a normal reaction to an assault for an average person
#188 - ANGRYMARINE (06/23/2015) [-]
yes, though he could have handled it better.
User avatar #202 - hairycheeseball (06/23/2015) [-]
True but put yourself in his shoes, its hard to control what you are doing after you get assaulted out of nowhere, he could of been much worse i know i might of been. I respect your opinion and see where you are coming from but I simply don't agree, i would love to continue but lunch is over so i have to go, self defense is usually a grey area and this case is a good example. You have a good day thank you for debating like an adult and not resorting to name calling
#212 - ANGRYMARINE (06/23/2015) [-]
likewise, i try to maintain an open mind and consider the opposing veiw. and i agree he acted in the heat of the moment, which is why i said the charges would have most likely been dropped.
#164 - ANGRYMARINE (06/23/2015) [-]
sorry her not them

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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin (03/09/2014) [-]
colombian people rejoice
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman ONLINE (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i ******* love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman ONLINE (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman ONLINE (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman ONLINE (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman ONLINE (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman ONLINE (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman ONLINE (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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