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#44 - This is from Soviet Womble Plays The Culling, or something alo… 04/29/2016 on SPEARMAN! 0
#186 - Okay, guess I'm different, I would definitely take the jail ti…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2016 on Karma blows 0
#188 - anon (04/24/2016) [-]
You'd rather be isolated from your friends, families, hobbies, and career for years, and be treated like a monster for the rest of your life, than take a dick in your ass one night?
#181 - I'm not arguing that it is certainly a horrible thing to do. H…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/21/2016 on Karma blows 0
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#183 - penileburglar (04/22/2016) [-]
Not saying there isn't a difference, I'm not sure why you keep saying that. Who said there wasn't a difference? All that was being said is that probation was not enough for what she did. If you're trying to get somebody wrongfully imprisoned for 10 years and have their life ruined, the consequences should be similar to if you imprisoned them yourself for 10 years and had their life ruined.

As for 'furthermore' there are plenty of people in jail who would rather go through one night of rape than have their whole life ruined, too; that's not really a sound argument. I was raped when I was 14, I would go through that a dozen more times than spend a few years of years of my life in jail and have my career ruined and be labelled as a sex offender. It sucked, and it scarred me, but being unable to hug my mother for several years, being unable to finish my education (a conviction ruins your chances of many scholarships and also prevents you from writing off certain education expenses on your taxes), being unable to provide adequately for my family, and being treated as a sex offender for the rest of my life? Nope, I'd honestly take the rape.
#186 - onceapiece (04/22/2016) [-]
Okay, guess I'm different, I would definitely take the jail time. Also, I agree that she should have gotten more than probation, but I do not agree that she should suffer the same sentence. I guess I just saw so many comments saying she should I projected that onto this one.
#188 - anon (04/24/2016) [-]
You'd rather be isolated from your friends, families, hobbies, and career for years, and be treated like a monster for the rest of your life, than take a dick in your ass one night?
#135 - You may be getting red thumbs but you are right.  [+] (6 new replies) 04/21/2016 on Karma blows -6
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#164 - penileburglar (04/21/2016) [-]
But look at it this way:

If were to hire somebody to kidnap you against your will and lock you in a jail cell for several years against your will, surrounded by criminals with little entertainment and basic food, subject you to basic work, and then somehow convince every employer you ever try to talk to that they should reconsider hiring you, that would be a pretty big crime, right?

Effectively, that's what she attempted to do, using false information. It's not about what it is, obviously we know (from the content) that it's possible to just get a slap on the wrist. What we're questioning is why the law works that way in the first place--feels like more than a slap on the wrist should be given to a person who tried to imprison you for years and potentially ruin the rest of your life even after prison.
#181 - onceapiece (04/21/2016) [-]
I'm not arguing that it is certainly a horrible thing to do. However, there is ABSOLUTELY a difference between lying about a crime and committing the crime. Furthermore, I'm sure there are plenty of rape victims who would rather go through what you described than having to suffer through being raped.
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#183 - penileburglar (04/22/2016) [-]
Not saying there isn't a difference, I'm not sure why you keep saying that. Who said there wasn't a difference? All that was being said is that probation was not enough for what she did. If you're trying to get somebody wrongfully imprisoned for 10 years and have their life ruined, the consequences should be similar to if you imprisoned them yourself for 10 years and had their life ruined.

As for 'furthermore' there are plenty of people in jail who would rather go through one night of rape than have their whole life ruined, too; that's not really a sound argument. I was raped when I was 14, I would go through that a dozen more times than spend a few years of years of my life in jail and have my career ruined and be labelled as a sex offender. It sucked, and it scarred me, but being unable to hug my mother for several years, being unable to finish my education (a conviction ruins your chances of many scholarships and also prevents you from writing off certain education expenses on your taxes), being unable to provide adequately for my family, and being treated as a sex offender for the rest of my life? Nope, I'd honestly take the rape.
#186 - onceapiece (04/22/2016) [-]
Okay, guess I'm different, I would definitely take the jail time. Also, I agree that she should have gotten more than probation, but I do not agree that she should suffer the same sentence. I guess I just saw so many comments saying she should I projected that onto this one.
#188 - anon (04/24/2016) [-]
You'd rather be isolated from your friends, families, hobbies, and career for years, and be treated like a monster for the rest of your life, than take a dick in your ass one night?
#141 - anon (04/21/2016) [-]
Trying to put someone in jail for something they didnt do is a serious crime and a serious douchebag thing to do. Pure scum.

#54 - PS controllers are now blocked on PC's by Microsoft and requir…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/07/2016 on PCMR -10
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#88 - symmiie (04/08/2016) [-]
Why the hell would you spend $2000 on a computer? Mine as $500~ and runs every game I've tried so far on max settings with 0 lag and 0 problems. What a waste of money.
#81 - anon (04/08/2016) [-]
If you spent 2000 dollars on a PC and that PC is REMOTELY comparable to a 400 dollar PS4, you fucking suck at building PCs.

You are full of shit, if you are building even an INCREDIBLY high-end gaming PC you shouldn't go over about 1500.
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#61 - masonfool (04/07/2016) [-]
I use my playstation 4 controller on my PC almost every day...so
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#59 - leifbunny (04/07/2016) [-]
>That basically admits PC copied them.

But... by that logic, console games copied PC in general because they're made on computers.

>Also, price definitely.

I agree there, but if I'm spending that much on a PC, I'm going to be using it for more than gaming to begin with. I suppose I'm biased there because I use a good bit of high power programs.

>you can't get viruses on a console

Well, give it time, what with consoles adding so many ways to connect to the internet, but that said... I really don't know too many folks these days who actually get viruses. I know that's he said she said nonsense.... but common sense shouldn't be weighed against it.

>Parts are incredibly expensive.

...the only time you're buying expensive parts is when you're getting into liquid cooling and more vRAM than you'll ever need. Really, the whole "PCs are ungodly expensive" is a myth created from the fact that people buy more than they need. When all you're doing is playing the latest triple A title or whatever steam crapped out on sale... you don't need 32GB RAM and thousands of CUDA cores in your card. People get that to show it off. RAM is dirt cheap, video cards vary, and even HDDs are falling in price, unless you get into solid state stuff.... and, again, if you don't need it, why would you? It's all about choice and self control.
#177 - I don't get this post. I know funnyjunk loves to hate women, b… 03/30/2016 on Wouldn't want to offend +1
#98 - This really isn't for you, since you are either a troll or too…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2016 on anon receives a note from... +1
#110 - kves (03/24/2016) [-]
>This really isn't for you, since you are either a troll or too far up your own ass to ever admit you are wrong

nobody except you gives a fuck about the holocaust Shlomo but for the brave defending of the 666 gorilion who died by ebil Hitler you get a gold star

we can keep the discussion civil or we can start to insult each other
#120 - i.e. means that you are defining something, e.g. means you are…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/17/2016 on Why cops are suspicious +10
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#158 - kunterz (03/17/2016) [-]
Holy shit, I never knew that.
I feel so dumb for all the times I used i.e
#182 - xashun (03/17/2016) [-]
Yepp, eg = example. ie = that is.
I love being gay ie sucking dick and getting buttfucked.
I enjoy sucking only a few dicks eg ur mums.
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#122 - captainfuckitall (03/17/2016) [-]
Thank you!
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#309 - tsoper (02/01/2015) [-]
#310 to #309 - onceapiece (02/01/2015) [-]
Thanks. Proof can be hard to come by
#304 - khl (04/28/2013) [-]
Could I please buy your toads ?
#305 to #304 - onceapiece (04/28/2013) [-]
Ya sure. I'll take gems.
#306 to #305 - khl (04/28/2013) [-]
How many for all ?
#307 to #306 - onceapiece (04/28/2013) [-]
500 cut gems
#308 to #307 - khl (04/28/2013) [-]
sent an offer
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#298 to #297 - onceapiece (03/13/2013) [-]
Thankee. Btw, from your experience, is that good or bad?
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#300 to #299 - onceapiece (03/13/2013) [-]
Okay, cool :) Also, that is false. Remember, the result it showed you was a ratio, not a fraction :p
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#302 to #301 - onceapiece (03/16/2013) [-]
Hah, it's fine. I haven't actually been on in quite a while anyway. In fact, I wish I could stay on, but I'm tired as a person that is really ******* tired.
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#285 - bluedyenofour (03/07/2013) [-]
I will keep collecting, I just thought you were taking a break for a while :)
#287 to #285 - onceapiece (03/07/2013) [-]
Ironically enough, you aren't too far off :p I've haven't been on all that much because of homework, although taking a break is actually being on here collecting items
#281 - aquae (03/07/2013) [-]
An Arch Demon is no where near worth 3 God Gems.
God Gems are chance. Arch Demon's a craftable.
A God Gem comes at a 1/1000 chance when making a Super Gem.
It used to be 1/100.
A level 5 badge is 10,000 FJ Badges.
100 Demons is like 800 items total, and an abomination is like 600.
So that's only like 1,400 items.

An Arch Demon isn't worth ****....
#282 to #281 - onceapiece (03/07/2013) [-]
Actually, a level 3 abomination is 6000 things to collect. Also, when you say a super gem, do you mean a special gem? Cause you need god gems already to make super gems
#283 to #282 - aquae (03/07/2013) [-]
Sorry, I haven't been playing for a while.
You're correct... but it still doesn't match up to an Arch Demon.

And yes, special gem.
#284 to #283 - onceapiece (03/07/2013) [-]
Okay, that last part makes me feel much better... And god damn that sucks... I wish I focused more on gems before... That makes a lot of sense though, because I have done quite a few special gems.
#286 to #284 - aquae (03/07/2013) [-]
You can also obtain a Super God Gem via the same way but by making Super Gems, if you didn't know.
#288 to #286 - onceapiece (03/07/2013) [-]
I did. That's a 1/1000 chance too, right? I've never really considered that a possibility for me since I tend to be pretty unlucky
#289 to #288 - aquae (03/07/2013) [-]
Same here. I couldn't get a God Gem when it was 1/100, let alone 1/1000.
#290 to #289 - onceapiece (03/07/2013) [-]
Tell you what, If I get 6 God gems, I'll give one to you :)
#291 to #290 - aquae (03/07/2013) [-]
Eh, it's not much importance to me, but well....


Good luck with that....


you'll need it.
#292 to #291 - onceapiece (03/07/2013) [-]
WAIT. Would... Would you do the same for me?
#293 to #292 - aquae (03/07/2013) [-]
I'm more of a lucky giver.

I do contests.

I've given away all my items 2 times,a God Gem and many other rares.

All the Dragons, etc. I even have my own shop for purchasing rares for fictional points.

No bragging, just saying.

I probably won't GIVE you one, but you can win one.
#294 to #293 - onceapiece (03/07/2013) [-]
0.0 Holy crap... Why did you give away all of you items? Do you have another account?
#295 to #294 - aquae (03/07/2013) [-]
No, it's for the good of the board.

I'm only here to please.
#296 to #295 - onceapiece (03/07/2013) [-]
Ah, well that's nice of you :) Also, tell me if I have any rares you want. I'm sometimes willing to trade singles if the price is right
#270 - sexymossantamby (03/05/2013) [-]
selling ur flying toasts?
#271 to #270 - onceapiece (03/05/2013) [-]
Sure, why not. Do you know what I buy?
#272 to #271 - sexymossantamby (03/05/2013) [-]
i cant remember :)
#273 to #272 - onceapiece (03/05/2013) [-]
Demons, toads, gems, and badges
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#269 to #268 - onceapiece (03/05/2013) [-]
I wouldn't be surprised. Hopefully by then I'll have more anyway
#260 - khl (03/05/2013) [-]
Sorry man :(
#261 to #260 - onceapiece (03/05/2013) [-]
aw man. Do you know about an average of successes?
#262 to #261 - khl (03/05/2013) [-]
1/33
#263 to #262 - onceapiece (03/05/2013) [-]
Oh. And I'm usually unlucky anyway... Good to know, thanks. Also, if you need anything, ask.
#264 to #263 - khl (03/05/2013) [-]
Cheers man, but the only this I need at the moment is an abomination form #3 & since you only have 1 I doubt your selling :P
#265 to #264 - onceapiece (03/05/2013) [-]
Well I have some fiends :/ I'll sell those. As a thank you, I'll pretty much accept any trade you give me for some gems, tokens, badges, demons, and/or toads
#266 to #265 - khl (03/05/2013) [-]
Nah it's ok man, If you need any gamblers done just let me know
#267 to #266 - onceapiece (03/05/2013) [-]
Okay. I mean, if you want, you can just do a legitimate trade :/ I mean, I'm only collecting fiends to trade them off, except for the level 3
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#256 to #255 - onceapiece (03/04/2013) [-]
Oh, okay. You want anything else then?
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#258 to #257 - onceapiece (03/04/2013) [-]
Well, you give other people stuff, and I love you! Wait, that came out wrong... I mean like, not in a creepy, emotional sort of way, but like a sexual way. Hah, good thing I cleared that up. Anyway, I'm especially excited to use your food swapping service once you get more items in bulk, but I figured I could just give you whatever you were looking for, and then you would have more time to focus on the food when you could.
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#253 - sexymossantamby (03/04/2013) [-]
prefer 10 but its negotiable
#254 to #253 - sexymossantamby (03/04/2013) [-]
well if ur selling ur slimes/insanity souls, toilet im selling more rits