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Date Signed Up:5/12/2011
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#26 - "That's a big- OH GOD NO! THE INNOCENCE HAS BEEN FOREVER … 02/14/2016 on When the scratching is just... +2
#25 - I'm not really sure what I expected That however cert… 02/14/2016 on cthupid +4
#228 - talk **** get hit it's not ******* complicated pe… 02/12/2016 on Rekt +3
#139 - you seem like the kinds guy who **** the cheapest whore in tai… 02/11/2016 on As of late. +3
#21 - this is the kind of **** that turns me to save scumming.  [+] (5 new replies) 02/10/2016 on that's xcom baby +1
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#60 - ILoveFurries (02/10/2016) [-]
I've heard that the RNG is tied into the seed. Can you tell me otherwise?
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#141 - majordegree (02/10/2016) [-]
Go here www.lua.org/cgi-bin/demo And paste this code math.randomseed(1)
print("Random generated number will always be the same: ".. math.random(1,100))
math.randomseed(os.time())
print("Random generated number with a randomseed based off the OS time ".. math.random(1,100))


And run the code a couple of times. (Because the code is being run on a server it doesn't count milliseconds so a random number will only be generated every second)
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#66 - damnusername (02/10/2016) [-]
basically it means that if you save, do an action and have it fail, reloading and then doing the exact same thing (or sequence of things) will result in the exact same results. For example, say you manage to take control of a sectopod and then miss a 98% that fucks your soldier because of positioning. In order to get a different result while still keeping the result you want, hack first, and then move someone else before firing.

It means that you can have an amazing turn where you pull off clutch shots, and then even if you fuck it up as long as you remember the order you can do it again.
#62 - anon (02/10/2016) [-]
Sort of. If you shoot a guy and miss, then reload and try again from one square to the side, you may hit despite having no real difference. but doing the EXACT same thing dont seem to change the results.

This is based on personal experience with xcom2 though, I could be wrong.
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#51 - mrforte (02/10/2016) [-]
I feel like that's how most people play. It's almost a necessity with how bad the hit chance system can get.
#33 - at least take comfort in that we are at least a couple of leve…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/10/2016 on What is love? +10
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#92 - commoncrunch (02/10/2016) [-]
>A couple
We have Joshlol and all those troll accounts, half of which spam ponies.

We are only one level above robots.
#16 - i HATE superman normally. because he is normally depicted as a…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/10/2016 on Supes and shazzam +82
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#95 - toosexyforyou (02/10/2016) [-]
Have you read any Superman comics? The whole deal with Superman is that he's already got all the power that all the weaker heroes work towards to overcome conflict, Superman's conflict is always about someone else. Injustice does a great job of making Superman selfish and it being about him which is a complete opposite.
#51 - anon (02/10/2016) [-]
You somehow find a problem with the idea that humanity doesn't know what's best for it? Look out the fuckin' window mate. We NEED someone like Superman in -our- world. Of course they need someone like him in theirs. He doesn't do it all arrogant up his own ass style. The man forces himself to be good and as humble as he can be with willpower you can't possibly conceive of, because as a planet-buster he knows what can happen if someone with his range of power decides 'fuck it, and fuck you, and fuck everything'.

He even lets himself be pushed around when it won't cause anyone but himself problems. It's true, he's just a man himself, but even as an alien he pushes himself harder than anyone else to be the BEST of humanity. What we COULD be. What we SHOULD be. What we were supposed to be.
#183 - i was gonna argue against it but then i thought about it and j… 02/10/2016 on no fairies for the best waifus 0
#35 - as long as women have the upper hand in the courtroom, any tim…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/09/2016 on Triumph attacks SJWs! +25
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#36 - strallee (02/09/2016) [-]
Well, not here. We are equal here, we are all treated like shit.
My friend was kidnapped once by his ex, her two friends helped, she just wanted to talk to him.
I want a woman to be that interested in me. :'(
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#128 - imdan (02/10/2016) [-]
You want a woman to be interested in you, so your immediate example is of a triad of crazy carrying away a friend of your's, against his will?
Son, you must have no idea what you really want if being kidnapped is your idea of a womans interest.
#32 - don't stick your dick in crazy  [+] (13 new replies) 02/09/2016 on Triumph attacks SJWs! +130
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#163 - kalima (02/10/2016) [-]
"dont give crazy your: Number, adddress, real name" The d is fine
#164 - jettom (02/10/2016) [-]
My friend once stuck his dick in crazy. It was consensual no doubt but she had one of those anti-rape condoms on inside and demanded he'd never leave her. According to him it was glued inside her or some shit.

So no, technology has now gotten to a point where you're not supposed to stick your dick in crazy
#240 - anon (02/10/2016) [-]
And that's why I always do foreplay first if it's a random hookup, because you never know if the bitch is batshit crazy and has something like that. Those anti-rape condoms scare the fuck out of me, and I'd never rape anyone to begin with.
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#165 - kalima (02/10/2016) [-]
Oh god. Oh god.
#141 - anon (02/10/2016) [-]
You're on funnyjunk, you know how many people would stick their dick in crazy? Shit half of us on here would stick it in a warm bagel if the opportunity arise.
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#224 - schnitzelwagen (02/10/2016) [-]
I can confirm, that's the reason I'm banned from the local bakery.
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#139 - hikakiller (02/10/2016) [-]
I dunno, man, I might make an exception
Hahaha who am I kidding
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#41 - ashesllashes (02/10/2016) [-]
I got a song about that Anime Boggards_Don't Stick It In the Crazy
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#34 - strallee (02/09/2016) [-]
But I really want to, makes things interesting.
#51 - hassoutobi (02/10/2016) [-]
Won't be very interesting when she acuses you of rape and you get thrown in prison immediatly.
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#35 - ompalomper (02/09/2016) [-]
as long as women have the upper hand in the courtroom, any time you even interact with female crazy you risk your life.

if you a gambling man willing to bet his life, roll the dice. but if you a man of causation who fear where fools boldly stride, stay far away.
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#36 - strallee (02/09/2016) [-]
Well, not here. We are equal here, we are all treated like shit.
My friend was kidnapped once by his ex, her two friends helped, she just wanted to talk to him.
I want a woman to be that interested in me. :'(
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#128 - imdan (02/10/2016) [-]
You want a woman to be interested in you, so your immediate example is of a triad of crazy carrying away a friend of your's, against his will?
Son, you must have no idea what you really want if being kidnapped is your idea of a womans interest.