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Date Signed Up:5/12/2011
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#57 - All of these should be solved with a group of ten or so people…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/10/2016 on Islam comp: the fire has to... +10
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#71 - yuichka (04/10/2016) [-]
their excuse is that bible also allows these things to some extent and that we also have the same history of raping etc etc... plain stupid tbh but hey.. thats the sjw's for you...
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#139 - syntheticdoll (04/10/2016) [-]
So can I get away with shooting them if I cliam the Bible and God told me to?
I wish, then we could finally have our crusade
#69 - anon (04/10/2016) [-]
It's funny because mercylessly slaughtering droves of people with machine guns is exactly what Islam would advocate. (And has been in Syria, Libya, Iraq and other countries).

#116 - anon (04/10/2016) [-]
well then give them what they want shit
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#66 - pingun (04/10/2016) [-]
The left is gonna be worse than the far right could ever be soon.
"The right is accepted and have all the power" my fucking ass.
They actually censor stuff nowdays (free press ftw!), you can get arrested for speaking your mind in the wrong way or place.
They keep saying everything is fine... But in reality it isnt. But they do so much to keep people from tellling each others that bad stuff is happening...

But could be worse, could be executions in the streets i guess...
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#65 - dirtybirch (04/10/2016) [-]
Well, thank god that at least you aren't violent and intolerant...
#5 - "I love you" incoming? I sure hope so. …  [+] (15 new replies) 04/10/2016 on The Monster Under the Bed - 77 +14
#6 - lmrml (04/10/2016) [-]
they're 9 years old
#32 - damson (04/10/2016) [-]
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#24 - severepwner (04/10/2016) [-]
They're the same age? How do you think pedophilia works?
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#7 - fazbearxplain (04/10/2016) [-]
actually they're adults at this stage
#8 - lmrml (04/10/2016) [-]
look at the description on the comic's site bud
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#9 - fazbearxplain (04/10/2016) [-]
#10 - lmrml (04/10/2016) [-]
wat
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#11 - fazbearxplain (04/10/2016) [-]
you're implying at this point in the comic they're still illegal, so a nude scene is gonna fuck me off to jail unless OP has thrown us through a random ass loop and we're suddenly back in the teen years
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#17 - closotezuka (04/10/2016) [-]
but its drawn
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#54 - fazbearxplain (04/12/2016) [-]
you know what they say: loli is only an excuse for closet pedos
#15 - starlordoriginal (04/10/2016) [-]
at 72 they're kids, between 73 and 76 they switched to adults, then at 77 it SAYS "10 years earlier" so they're kids again.

It's not that hard unless you're retarded.
#12 - lmrml (04/10/2016) [-]
They're kids in this strip of the comic, they might or might not be in the next

also nigga you takin me way too seriously
#14 - fazbearxplain (04/10/2016) [-]
I dun wan people fuckin dissin muh demon sex
#13 - lmrml (04/10/2016) [-]
and shit maybe they're older in ths strip but they're definitely not above age 18
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#16 - dndxplain (04/10/2016) [-]
ask jiveguru because he's said otherwise in the past.
#11568709 - It's a gift 04/10/2016 on Old Board. Go to... 0
#13 - is this where i inform people there is a r34 comic about timmy…  [+] (18 new replies) 04/10/2016 on the artist is brokenlynx21 +16
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#124 - pillowmeister (04/10/2016) [-]
yeah i remember that one
there were many other nick characters in there goddamnit tooty was hot
#37 - zafara (04/10/2016) [-]
Oh yes, I remember this. I've only read the first few pages/chapters though. I'll be reading it during the summer when I don't have a roommate who could walk in at any moment.

so much lesbian/bisexual porn. I'm hoping for Wanda and Cosmo when I get back to the comic

It's really well made too.

I think I got a little past Timmy/Timantha realizing that girls did 'that' too before I remembered I had a roommate.
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#76 - megaton (04/10/2016) [-]
when porn gets past a certain length i start to actually pay close attention to whats happening and end up having to go back to the begining to get the whole story without looking at it as porn.
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#58 - Vpirate (04/10/2016) [-]
It got a little emotional at a couple points and I was not prepared for emotions in my porn.
#158 - victhree (04/10/2016) [-]
At chapter 4 right now. The feels to booty ratio is way off.
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#168 - victhree (04/10/2016) [-]
Fuckin' Helga man.
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#169 - victhree (04/10/2016) [-]
Man, Danny an Sam are sweet together...
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#171 - victhree (04/10/2016) [-]
WE GOIN' FULL BOOTY NOW
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#173 - victhree (04/10/2016) [-]
Noooo sweet innocent Tootie nooo
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#159 - victhree (04/10/2016) [-]
#63 - anon (04/10/2016) [-]
I respect them for going there, though. Putting actual plot and character development in porn is an interesting move.
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#185 - dmanspeed (04/10/2016) [-]
thats all over the place, you just gotta look for it dood

g.e-hentai.org/g/922888/81a882530a/

alfie by incase, updated weekly
#30 - devilicious (04/10/2016) [-]
"Which series should we use for this crossover, sir?"
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#112 - manholefreddy (04/10/2016) [-]
Also, I'm on the 4th chapter. They really fucking used everyone from everything short of anime.
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#109 - manholefreddy (04/10/2016) [-]
#39 - vegasstoner (04/10/2016) [-]
lmao
#22 - anon (04/10/2016) [-]
i forgot bout that. link?
#14 - ok, im just gonna say this and accept the red thumbs …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/10/2016 on new normal english family +24
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#19 - cdsams (04/10/2016) [-]
I was thinking the same thing. Racial inclusion in ads and instruction manuals is nothing knew.
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#17 - captainprincess (04/10/2016) [-]
Well thats the trick isnt it

Where do you stop to tell the difference, cause I'll bet you money more than half the "oh no I just hate niggers and rapefugees" are just talking shit so they can rant and rave about how they hate the nasty shitskins all day long and not get any sideways glances
#11 - guess that is one less *BLAM* to execute... seriously… 04/10/2016 on she grew up +2
#600 - **ompalomper used "*roll picture*"** **ompalomper rolled image ** 04/09/2016 on Admin will EAT what you roll 0
#1 - all of these (except snorelax) show people who can't raise pet…  [+] (14 new replies) 04/09/2016 on pets +206
#71 - irishlawyer (04/10/2016) [-]
Or Koffing, not really their fault for it farting
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#73 - ompalomper (04/10/2016) [-]
improper diet. if your pet has foul gas consider a different brand/type of food
#78 - blurog (04/10/2016) [-]
You must not know anything about pokemon because that's koffings main trait. It releases toxic gas which has nothing to do with its diet.
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#80 - ompalomper (04/10/2016) [-]
im talking about the dog. why the fuck anyone would want a wheezely or koffin as a pet is beyond me.
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#66 - kameken (04/10/2016) [-]
Pokemon are at least semi-sentient beings, it's not going to be as easy to teach one to be docile as it is with real animals.
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#42 - psykobear (04/10/2016) [-]
Yes, how dare people have doors (second one)
#43 - astatine (04/10/2016) [-]
If your Arcanine is so poorly trained that it's perfectly happy to
a) Use Flamethrower indoors
b) Break your stuff just because it wants to go into a particular room

Then yeah, that's a person who can't raise pets and shouldn't have them in the first place
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#44 - psykobear (04/10/2016) [-]
Asshole animals do exist. It isn't ALL from training. Especially if you haven't had them since they were born. How do you know the figurative people didn't just get that Arcanine and are in the process of training it?
#55 - anon (04/10/2016) [-]
If your growlithe isn't properly trained before you fire stone it, you're a scrub trainer and should have pokemon anyway
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#74 - psykobear (04/10/2016) [-]
It's possible to get an arcanine without raising it from a growlithe. this is a fictional universe where they are keeping them as pets. It would be a shelter puppy
#13 - alamani (04/10/2016) [-]
laughing at your dogs farts makes you an unfit owner?
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#16 - Lilstow (04/10/2016) [-]
he's talking about the pokemon side.
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#50 - jojomooin (04/10/2016) [-]
letting your pokemon fart makes you an unfit owner?
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#59 - Lilstow (04/10/2016) [-]
I mean, in reality, most pokemon wouldn't make good pets because they would require far too much maintenance.
Really the fact that you aren't prepared to be gassed at all times probably makes you an unfit owner.
there's a reason you can't conventionally get poisonous animals as pets.
#60 - NO! YOU CAN'T MAKE A ******* ANIME OF THAT! PLEAS… 04/09/2016 on Pls No... +1
#53 - reminds me of that one /lit/ thread that now resides in the 4c…  [+] (11 new replies) 04/09/2016 on Forgive Us Lord For We Have... +79
#145 - anon (04/10/2016) [-]
Man, that's great. Reminds me of when Watamote's author mentioned the dick picks she got from 4chan, and /v/ celebrated while /a/ cried.
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#88 - defski (04/09/2016) [-]
I still want to hear what she sounds like... But it really looks like no one has saved her videos, and her voice is lost forever.
#131 - anon (04/09/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** that was the price of their little circlejerk.
#75 - anon (04/09/2016) [-]
Man.

Have you guys ever considered that when feminists keep bitching about muh cyberbullying
They're actually speaking about shit like this?
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#99 - reginleif (04/09/2016) [-]
Except they're not. Yes bullying happens, but what a lot of those "articles" cover tend to be "disagreeing with feminists".

Your average article consists of 5 tweets max saying some shit, 5 out of an internet population of millions does not constitute a problem.
#78 - anon (04/09/2016) [-]
Problem is, most of them are same lying kids who cry wolf.
When real victim show up, no one will believe him/her thanks to them till it become too late.
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#109 - victhree (04/09/2016) [-]
That's the problem with this website. We pay so much attention to fake cases that we end up ignoring the real ones.

It's not the lying kids' fault. It's ours, for punishing them before caring for the victims.
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#151 - ompalomper (04/10/2016) [-]
eh, i don't really see the problem. i mean, just because we hate the fucks who do false charges doesn't mean we don't care about the ones who are real.

but there is a problem with this absolutely, 10 or even 5 years ago, when i heard rape i was filled with disgust of how someone could do something like that. now? i am immediately skeptic.

it's awful, i hate it. this is what feminism has done.
#135 - anon (04/10/2016) [-]
Fuck that. Everybody is truly alone in this world. These children need to learn that and grow the fuck up. Every single person out there wants something from you and you only have yourself to rely on so we can't let fucking fairy tale concepts about safety compromise our judgement.
#74 - anon (04/09/2016) [-]
and now i'm sad...
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#55 - lexbomber (04/09/2016) [-]
I remember reading that, I kind of feel bad for that booktuber girl