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Date Signed Up:5/12/2011
Last Login:6/29/2015
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#55 - Comment deleted 06/17/2015 on Time to feed the turtles +4
#26 - and the "most horrible person of the day" goes to...  [+] (4 new replies) 06/17/2015 on I just want the 12 people... +9
User avatar #28 - theawesometurnip (06/17/2015) [-]
Oh please! hold your applause!
#30 - kingdaniel (06/17/2015) [-]
0:24
User avatar #31 - theawesometurnip (06/17/2015) [-]
I've really gotten far on this site
User avatar #34 - theawesometurnip (06/17/2015) [-]
I'm sorry internet
#185 - well then. as you said, free **** 06/14/2015 on steam sale 0
#12 - good show 06/14/2015 on Siberian Husky gets an ice... +37
#43 - seriously, what happened to the small, private opium clubs? … 06/14/2015 on Pedowood +2
#29 - both where equally absurd not that is necessarily a bad thing  [+] (22 new replies) 06/14/2015 on pacific world +8
User avatar #49 - stifflimb (06/14/2015) [-]
It's realistic in that people would be stupid enough to create muder dinosaurs for war... if they could.
User avatar #59 - godzillaxplain (06/14/2015) [-]
Dr. Ian Malcom's chaos theory from the first movie
User avatar #60 - stifflimb (06/14/2015) [-]
Aye I remember it, given an infinite time everything that can happen will happen.
User avatar #61 - godzillaxplain (06/14/2015) [-]
everything can go wrong...nature finds a way...blah blah blah. If you saw it, you know about the alpha Indominus thing
User avatar #62 - stifflimb (06/14/2015) [-]
You mean it had a bit if raptor in it and the Alpha is the one in charge, yeah I remember.
User avatar #63 - godzillaxplain (06/14/2015) [-]
I thought that was dumb. It got all the traits from its DNA fill-ins that could help it. IE the cuttlefish active camouflage and Frog thermal control. and the and if it's part raptor, it doesnt mean it should be able to communicate. I didn't like the genetic modification thing. still, 10/10 movie
User avatar #64 - stifflimb (06/14/2015) [-]
I think is was the chameleon actually that gave it camoflauge, later in the movie in the lab you see a long set of animals in cages they kept among the research for Indominus, the cuttlefish I think was a way for him to explain it to the chief.
#73 - presentdent (06/14/2015) [-]
Can confirm it was a cuttlefish.
User avatar #75 - stifflimb (06/14/2015) [-]
How?
#78 - presentdent (06/14/2015) [-]
How the fuck do you resurrect dinosaurs with frogs? It's a fantasy movie, dude.

Amphibians =/ Dinosaurs, for the record. And there were multiple gens/species within dinosaurs, too. So to say that frogs fixed everything is just... /sigh.

The reason B.D. Wong gives is that the cuttlefish helped it grow faster in time for the release of a new attraction. In reality, InGen wanted to give it cloaking/camaflouge abilities for military use.
User avatar #79 - stifflimb (06/14/2015) [-]
YOU said you could confirm it, I asked "how" as in how can you confirm it.

"Amphibians =/ Dinosaurs" what?! Why are you even bringing that up? you go "/sigh" after you jumped into this without even apparently reading my comment through.

I said I believed it was a ruse when he said it could have come from cuttlefish genes to justify how it could have gotten the ability but I think it came from chameleon since there was a chameleon among several other cratures where they seemed to have taken traits from.

If you gonna jump into a comment section at least try to read the comments first.
#80 - presentdent (06/14/2015) [-]
Sorry. I should have explained. I can confirm it because I just saw the movie. B.D. Wong says "cuttlefish."

There were plenty of creatures in there. There's no reason to assume he was lying about what creatures were used, because cuttlefish actually can change their skin rapidly. Unlike a chameleon.
User avatar #81 - stifflimb (06/14/2015) [-]
Yes and in my comment I said "the cuttlefish I think was a way for him to explain it to the chief." since he also made it with the traits on purpose for InGen but he didn't say that.

But if they already had the skin changing from the cuttlefish which he might not even have used but lied about it why would they have needed an chameleon?
The reason could be they could not have gotten the trait from the cuttlefish cause Indominus has scales and therfor had to use a chameleon, or used them together to have scales that could change color and change fast.
User avatar #67 - godzillaxplain (06/14/2015) [-]
chameleons cant actively change it to match their surroundings I think. I think they change based on temperature. Also Blue is best raptor
User avatar #68 - stifflimb (06/14/2015) [-]
They can change at will aswell, but slower though, it was exagerated in the movie, I guess if the skull kept the noise making thing it perhaps could command the raptors.
Echo is best, cause it's fun to say Echo
User avatar #69 - godzillaxplain (06/14/2015) [-]
I loved it was like Delta, Echo, Charlie, and.... blue.
User avatar #70 - stifflimb (06/14/2015) [-]
Like Delta, Echo, Charlie from his navy seals past or what it was, but where does Blue come from?!
User avatar #71 - godzillaxplain (06/14/2015) [-]
her blue stripe
User avatar #72 - godzillaxplain (06/14/2015) [-]
i think its a nickname rather than like a real nme
User avatar #74 - stifflimb (06/14/2015) [-]
....arnt all the raptors name's kinda nicknames?!
User avatar #76 - godzillaxplain (06/14/2015) [-]
I mean like they were named Charlie and such at birth, but they called Blue blue because of her stripe. Kinda like how your name isnt a nick name, or recognized as one, but if youre names Cassandra and youre called Cassie, thats a nickname
User avatar #77 - stifflimb (06/14/2015) [-]
I think it's their "real" names, since it's related from Chris's past in the movie and he was with them from the moment they were born.
It's pet names.
#173 - if you are a guy: you poor ******* sod. good luck. … 06/14/2015 on 4chan height detectives +2
#35 - i should not have made that, red thumbs o'hoy anyway,… 06/13/2015 on scratches are okay 0
#33 - friendship = magic the collage of magic = the collage…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2015 on scratches are okay +1
User avatar #35 - ompalomper (06/13/2015) [-]
i should not have made that, red thumbs o'hoy

anyway, who can actually imagine baltazar gelt turning foes into friends instead of gold?
#177 - don't get a dog if you aren't going to treat it properly 06/13/2015 on No regrets - repost 0
#54 - i am ashamed of how my country (sweden allah akbörk or … 06/11/2015 on Where Do ISIS Insurgents... 0
#142 - stop that 06/11/2015 on My Little Splatoon Plaza Comp +10
#44 - you can almost hear the sound of ******** dripping from… 06/10/2015 on Woman clashes w/ feminists... 0
#43 - you are now obligated to post that 06/10/2015 on Woman clashes w/ feminists... +19
#1 - Picture 06/10/2015 on /fit/ Adventure 0
#58 - Für elise - pantie soaker/dropper remix 06/10/2015 on how to piano into pussy 0
#60 - Picture 06/08/2015 on my face +5
#32 - check out TB's wtf is hatered TL;DWatch it is a mildl… 06/07/2015 on Splatoon Hatred +4
#31 - wow... that must be the dumbest **** i have read in lik… 06/07/2015 on Splatoon Hatred +66
#255 - wow... that's disgusting. seriously, when it can feel… 06/07/2015 on I am an android +5
#10 - im actually pretty ok with it and not only because snek tiddie… 06/07/2015 on snek-com 2 +3
#11 - gib sauce 06/06/2015 on Crying my eyes out at 2 in... 0
#14 - i ******* hate gypsies. i wish the story wasn't fake, a… 06/05/2015 on Story time FJ +2
#157 - i just gets worse and worse and worse... every single… 06/04/2015 on Furry Force 0
#13 - i bring das sauce 06/04/2015 on GIMME DAT BUTT +2
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #122 - tavafanduvill (10/29/2014) [-]
Thanks for the idea. I will definitely reupload it now.
User avatar #123 to #122 - ompalomper (10/29/2014) [-]
good luck and leave cred or i molest you dressed as fred flintstone

Yabba Dabba Do ************
#117 to #116 - ompalomper (06/24/2014) [-]
thou art a man of thine word evilhomer

i salute thee
User avatar #115 - revengeforfreeze (12/27/2013) [-]
I gryningsljuset flammar brand
Jag ser ett öde, fruset land
Jag ser och ber för min själ
User avatar #109 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Heya
posttwo here
User avatar #111 to #110 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Check the thread where we talked yesterday
Why the **** did I get banned?
User avatar #112 to #111 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
you where banned?
weird, i don't remember seeing anything that could get a person banned yesterday.
anyway the comment is too old for me to read again. what was it we talked about?
User avatar #113 to #112 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Twilight r34
User avatar #114 to #113 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
ah, that is nice stuff
User avatar #106 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Well that was quite pleasant, one of the most awesome threads I've participated in.
User avatar #107 to #106 - ompalomper (03/06/2013) [-]
i think so to, it was certainly fun.

may we practice this again some day
User avatar #108 to #107 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Indeed, I hope we will.
User avatar #72 - marceau ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
Would you mind sharing your feel images, I can share my feel folder if you wish as compensation.
#87 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
that was it, sorry that so muck was pony but this is all of my feel's

here is a feel good story to finish it up

have a good morning/day/evening sir/madame
User avatar #90 to #87 - marceau ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
I meant the pony.
#92 to #90 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
then i guess i did something right
#95 to #92 - marceau ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
Surprised you had no MLD though.
#96 to #95 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
me to now that you mention it i have this one thing
#97 to #96 - marceau ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
I have a folder and need to rid myself of one... 'suggestive' image.

Oh, and I have that one as well.
User avatar #99 to #97 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
lay it on me. ain't gonna get any sadder at this point
#101 to #99 - marceau ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
docs.google.com/open?id=0B_kQJOf6FnvSSFVEYWFVSTdzaWc

Sorry, had to zip it into a .rar folder.
User avatar #102 to #101 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i can't seem to open them :/
User avatar #103 to #102 - marceau ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
You have to unzip them. The .rar folder is just for the mass image transport.
User avatar #104 to #103 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
and how do i do that?
User avatar #105 to #104 - marceau ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
Download winrar and extract it.
#80 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
most powerful one i have
User avatar #81 to #80 - marceau ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
I can't save that one because of personal reasons.
User avatar #88 to #81 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
wanna talk about it?
User avatar #89 to #88 - marceau ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
I know I shouldn't say it like this but I still do. I should have a niece and nephew plus people are forgetful assholes.
User avatar #91 to #89 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i am sorry for the loss, i truly am. but i can't blame them, forgetting is the easy solution.

but you decide to remember and for that you are a much better human being then me. my grand mother has Alzheimer and in now in the state that she is just a husk. i barely think of her anymore and i cant remember the last time i visited her.

so i agree with you, people (most of them at least) suck
User avatar #93 to #91 - marceau ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
Let me message you a story, please give me a moment.
User avatar #94 to #93 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
take your time
User avatar #98 to #94 - marceau ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
Oh, I forgot to say I sent it if it even matters to mention it here.
User avatar #100 to #98 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
no i got it.
#73 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
ok here you go
User avatar #64 - phanact (09/01/2012) [-]
How does a pony have tits?

Thread maxed out
User avatar #59 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I had to make friends with you after this lol www.funnyjunk.com/channel/ponytime/Honest+mistake+Fluttershy/uxRTGhk/7#7
User avatar #58 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hey, nice to meet you!
#60 to #59 - ompalomper (05/15/2012) [-]
likewise :D

any reason for the spontaneous friend request? or perhaps you know me?

have we talked before?

who am i?

where am i?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
User avatar #62 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hopefully that is a good enough reason, you seem funny and I want to have more people to chat in the status updates ,which i just notice you dont have any :(
User avatar #61 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I raed your mind
User avatar #63 to #62 - ompalomper (05/16/2012) [-]
dude, if someone where to read my mind they would leave in a maximum of five seconds due to the sheer amount of ****** up **** that i keep there
#39 - mrcrocodile (04/29/2012) [-]
I saw your bioshock reference, and I must say I am impressed.
#40 to #40 - ompalomper (04/29/2012) [-]
thank you :D

doctor steinman and sander cohen are my favorite characters in bioshock (after andrew ryan of course)
#34 - tariv ONLINE (04/21/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#35 to #35 - ompalomper (04/21/2012) [-]
tnx man :)

why the sudden hug? not that im complaining :D
#37 to #36 - tariv ONLINE (04/22/2012) [-]
You got rolled.
You got rolled.
#38 to #38 - ompalomper (04/22/2012) [-]
how do we change the world?

one act of random kindness at a time

tnx for helping to change the world for the better :D
#24 - mikehuntismoist (03/18/2012) [-]
I don't like ponies at all. Sorry for the spam, the doubles demand it.
#20 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #25 to #21 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
huh. sucks to be me i guess.

at least im a brony already
#26 to #26 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #28 to #27 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
meh. i have seen some really ****** up stuff. some pony r34 is no big deal
#29 to #29 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #30 to #30 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
ok now in just disappointed.

not even ONE r34 pic so far. people sure are lazy
#31 to #31 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #32 to #32 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
har, har, har
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User avatar #15 to #15 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
im embarrassed to admit it but when it comes to name giving ponies im next to worthless. ill try to figure something out today at school but don't expect much
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User avatar #17 to #17 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
i love the name! both of em!

buck my horrible imagination, i cant i make names like that?
#18 to #18 - dogsbane **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #19 to #19 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
lucky you. most of my friensd are non-gay community.
living in sweden does that to you
User avatar #12 to #11 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
nice, thanks!

merry x-mas :-)
#9 - Rascal (12/18/2011) [-]
Merry Christmas! I rolled you too... Well, I'm an Anon.. Sooooo, have a nice day.
User avatar #11 to #10 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
thank you anon
merry x-mas to you too :-)
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