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    lets have a good brawl lets have a good brawl
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#29 - Picture 12/25/2014 on bread +17
#98 - you are not negative lvl so i will assume that you are serious…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/24/2014 on After New Year gift +1
#202 - drewjitsu (12/25/2014) [-]
I don't consider false rape allegations to be rape, if that helps clarify my position. Drunken sex is just that. There are exceptional circumstances, but a lot of people clearly just want to avoid responsibility for their actions. My cousin's friend was accused of rape when he had sex with a girl in college and her bf found out. She accused him so her bf wouldn't be mad at her. Eventually she came clean to the dean when she found out he could be charged and imprisoned for her bullshit.
User avatar #104 - thegamegestapo (12/24/2014) [-]
That's a poorly presented point.

Rape is always the fault of the rapist, no exceptions. The second example you gave is not rape because consent cannot be revoked after the event.

What I think you were trying to say is Blame =/= Responsibility. It is the personal responsibility of every individual to keep safe but if they are the victim of the crime the perpetrator is still to blame.
#341 - **ompalomper used "*roll cah answer*"** **ompalomper rolls … 12/24/2014 on Cards Against Humanity... 0
#337 - **ompalomper used "*roll cah question*"** **ompalomper roll…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/24/2014 on Cards Against Humanity... 0
User avatar #341 - ompalomper (12/24/2014) [-]
**ompalomper used "*roll cah answer*"**
**ompalomper rolls Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum.**
#26 - then wolverine buys you beer im here to kill the moo… 12/24/2014 on THE BEEEEEEES! +22
#18 - i love this man but mark my words he will be assassinated one … 12/23/2014 on I like this Pope +61
#9 - but the deadric language can't be spoken, only written …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/23/2014 on I can confirm, this works +2
#12 - marioauditore (12/23/2014) [-]
There is no such thing as daedric language. It's just english written in daedric alphabet..
User avatar #11 - infernalinsolence (12/23/2014) [-]
... You mean Gallifreyan?
#49 - in space, there is no gravity to make you fall. if yo…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/23/2014 on sick filth portal dunking -2
#61 - alexanderh (12/23/2014) [-]

You are incredibly wrong, there. Space does have gravity. That's why you orbit planets, you have to continually miss the planet to stay in space.
Also, space is not a vacuum. It is not empty. There are tiny particles in space, in fact enough that sound can travel short distances very inefficiently, but people can, in fact, hear you scream in space.

But your comment has a major flaw; you assume that he was talking about being in space. he wasn't, he just mentioned a vacuum, which is very possible to make on earth. If you placed portals like in the GIF, in a vacuum chamber, with infinite time, it is theoretically possible to reach a fraction of light speed so high, that the difference is irrelevant (just like how 0.999 repeating=1). But, the instant an object moving that fast hits just a single particle, a thermonuclear explosion would happen, obliterating whatever city the experiment took place in.
User avatar #53 - tonicwater (12/23/2014) [-]
Light speed is theoretically impossible to reach with anything that has mass. The principle behind the equation E=mC^2 states that the more energy you put into moving an object, the more massive it becomes, thus as you appoach the speed of light, you approach infinite mass thus infinite inertia. You can get close to the speed of light, but never hit it.
#69 - fresighto (12/23/2014) [-]
The rest of the explanation here for non-physics people, is that the closer you get to light speed, the more energy it takes to accelerate you further. you heavy big, need big big push go fast fast.
#48 - terminal velocity = the maximum speed an object can fall befor… 12/23/2014 on sick filth portal dunking 0
#61 - eh, what is the difference? 12/23/2014 on Ventablack master race +16

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User avatar #122 - tavafanduvill (10/29/2014) [-]
Thanks for the idea. I will definitely reupload it now.
User avatar #123 to #122 - ompalomper (10/29/2014) [-]
good luck and leave cred or i molest you dressed as fred flintstone

Yabba Dabba Do ************
#117 to #116 - ompalomper (06/24/2014) [-]
thou art a man of thine word evilhomer

i salute thee
User avatar #115 - revengeforfreeze (12/27/2013) [-]
I gryningsljuset flammar brand
Jag ser ett öde, fruset land
Jag ser och ber för min själ
User avatar #109 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Heya
posttwo here
User avatar #111 to #110 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Check the thread where we talked yesterday
Why the **** did I get banned?
User avatar #112 to #111 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
you where banned?
weird, i don't remember seeing anything that could get a person banned yesterday.
anyway the comment is too old for me to read again. what was it we talked about?
User avatar #113 to #112 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Twilight r34
User avatar #114 to #113 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
ah, that is nice stuff
User avatar #106 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Well that was quite pleasant, one of the most awesome threads I've participated in.
User avatar #107 to #106 - ompalomper (03/06/2013) [-]
i think so to, it was certainly fun.

may we practice this again some day
User avatar #108 to #107 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Indeed, I hope we will.
User avatar #72 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Would you mind sharing your feel images, I can share my feel folder if you wish as compensation.
#87 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
that was it, sorry that so muck was pony but this is all of my feel's

here is a feel good story to finish it up

have a good morning/day/evening sir/madame
User avatar #90 to #87 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I meant the pony.
#92 to #90 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
then i guess i did something right
#95 to #92 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Surprised you had no MLD though.
#96 to #95 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
me to now that you mention it i have this one thing
#97 to #96 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I have a folder and need to rid myself of one... 'suggestive' image.

Oh, and I have that one as well.
User avatar #99 to #97 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
lay it on me. ain't gonna get any sadder at this point
User avatar #102 to #101 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i can't seem to open them :/
User avatar #103 to #102 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
You have to unzip them. The .rar folder is just for the mass image transport.
User avatar #104 to #103 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
and how do i do that?
User avatar #105 to #104 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Download winrar and extract it.
#80 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
most powerful one i have
User avatar #81 to #80 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I can't save that one because of personal reasons.
User avatar #88 to #81 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
wanna talk about it?
User avatar #89 to #88 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I know I shouldn't say it like this but I still do. I should have a niece and nephew plus people are forgetful assholes.
User avatar #91 to #89 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i am sorry for the loss, i truly am. but i can't blame them, forgetting is the easy solution.

but you decide to remember and for that you are a much better human being then me. my grand mother has Alzheimer and in now in the state that she is just a husk. i barely think of her anymore and i cant remember the last time i visited her.

so i agree with you, people (most of them at least) suck
User avatar #93 to #91 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Let me message you a story, please give me a moment.
User avatar #94 to #93 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
take your time
User avatar #98 to #94 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Oh, I forgot to say I sent it if it even matters to mention it here.
User avatar #100 to #98 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
no i got it.
#73 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
ok here you go
User avatar #64 - phanact, master of orange objects (09/01/2012) [-]
How does a pony have tits?

Thread maxed out
User avatar #59 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I had to make friends with you after this lol www.funnyjunk.com/channel/ponytime/Honest+mistake+Fluttershy/uxRTGhk/7#7
User avatar #58 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hey, nice to meet you!
#60 to #59 - ompalomper (05/15/2012) [-]
likewise :D

any reason for the spontaneous friend request? or perhaps you know me?

have we talked before?

who am i?

where am i?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
User avatar #62 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hopefully that is a good enough reason, you seem funny and I want to have more people to chat in the status updates ,which i just notice you dont have any :(
User avatar #61 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I raed your mind
User avatar #63 to #62 - ompalomper (05/16/2012) [-]
dude, if someone where to read my mind they would leave in a maximum of five seconds due to the sheer amount of ****** up **** that i keep there
#39 - mrcrocodile (04/29/2012) [-]
I saw your bioshock reference, and I must say I am impressed.
#40 to #40 - ompalomper (04/29/2012) [-]
thank you :D

doctor steinman and sander cohen are my favorite characters in bioshock (after andrew ryan of course)
#34 - tariv (04/21/2012) [-]
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#35 to #35 - ompalomper (04/21/2012) [-]
tnx man :)

why the sudden hug? not that im complaining :D
#37 to #36 - tariv (04/22/2012) [-]
You got rolled.
You got rolled.
#38 to #38 - ompalomper (04/22/2012) [-]
how do we change the world?

one act of random kindness at a time

tnx for helping to change the world for the better :D
#24 - mikehuntismoist (03/18/2012) [-]
I don't like ponies at all. Sorry for the spam, the doubles demand it.
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User avatar #25 to #21 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
huh. sucks to be me i guess.

at least im a brony already
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User avatar #28 to #27 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
meh. i have seen some really ****** up stuff. some pony r34 is no big deal
#29 to #29 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #30 to #30 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
ok now in just disappointed.

not even ONE r34 pic so far. people sure are lazy
#31 to #31 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #32 to #32 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
har, har, har
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User avatar #15 to #15 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
im embarrassed to admit it but when it comes to name giving ponies im next to worthless. ill try to figure something out today at school but don't expect much
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User avatar #17 to #17 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
i love the name! both of em!

buck my horrible imagination, i cant i make names like that?
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User avatar #19 to #19 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
lucky you. most of my friensd are non-gay community.
living in sweden does that to you
User avatar #12 to #11 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
nice, thanks!

merry x-mas :-)
#9 - anonymous (12/18/2011) [-]
Merry Christmas! I rolled you too... Well, I'm an Anon.. Sooooo, have a nice day.
User avatar #11 to #10 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
thank you anon
merry x-mas to you too :-)
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