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ompalomper

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Date Signed Up:5/12/2011
Last Login:7/30/2016
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Comment Ranking:#372
Highest Content Rank:#3533
Highest Comment Rank:#226
Content Thumbs: 648 total,  850 ,  202
Comment Thumbs: 49824 total,  56556 ,  6732
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Level 52 Content: Sammich eater → Level 53 Content: Sammich eater
Comment Level Progress: 8.4% (84/1000)
Level 341 Comments: Sold Soul → Level 342 Comments: Sold Soul
Subscribers:1
Content Views:48045
Times Content Favorited:166 times
Total Comments Made:10828
FJ Points:24263
Favorite Tags: are (2) | lol (2) | story (2) | The Game (2)

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    lets have a good brawl lets have a good brawl
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    marble marble
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    trolldad goes shopping trolldad goes shopping
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    hail ingip! hail ingip!
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    this should be standard this should be standard
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    mass effect pic mass effect pic

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#3 - reaper tracer and tracer reaper sweet jebzus I would …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2016 on Cheers luv, death has arrived! +3
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#6 - ssjkirby (07/28/2016) [-]
What about treacer or raper
#135 - assuming she said yes, I'm pretty sure that it will make a bet…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2016 on Painful to watch 0
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#136 - tvfreakuk (07/27/2016) [-]
Don't have source, but it goes well in the end. He pulls over and gives her a hug and then the video skips to them telling the camera that she did say yes
#8 - They had sex. The deed is done. Do you dispute that the best o…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2016 on Anon gets blacked +3
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#9 - umbrage (07/26/2016) [-]
I think the best thing for anon to do is seriously examine his life and form a belief system that isn't based on 1) anonymous trolls and crazies on 4chan or 2) his dick.
#733 - **ompalomper used "*roll picture*"** **ompalomper rolled image ** 07/26/2016 on Press button, receive food 0
#1 - Too fantastic to be true but if it was and happened to me then…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/26/2016 on Anon gets blacked +3
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#7 - umbrage (07/26/2016) [-]
because it means betraying your girlfriend and when your new GF finds out she'll likely betray you in the same way? assuming she doesn't just immediately call you out as a lying scumbag and dump your ass?
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#8 - ompalomper (07/26/2016) [-]
They had sex. The deed is done. Do you dispute that the best option is to drop the ex and get it on with the girl that is 1. Interested as fuck and 2. Interested in fucking after a relatively short date time.

Again, assuming it is real, it would be better to drop the other chick. Sure, the black girl might be in it for the sex and the fact that anon pulls a bingo on her fetish chart but who cares? If the anon cares then he thinks that he will be in for the long haul with the white girl and then his best bet would probably be to make sure that he and black anime chick are fuckbuddies at best or a one night stand at worst and keep his mouth zipped.
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#9 - umbrage (07/26/2016) [-]
I think the best thing for anon to do is seriously examine his life and form a belief system that isn't based on 1) anonymous trolls and crazies on 4chan or 2) his dick.
#202 - Deadpool, who can have ONE conversation over TWO time lines 07/26/2016 on Negasonic +1
#249 - Thank **** for telling, now I don't have to read it myself 07/25/2016 on Pokemon Gettin Dark +1
#1 - Now that is some neat stuff 07/25/2016 on Pokemon full art cards +7
#42 - Song?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2016 on Overwatch dank meme dump 0
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#44 - destroymen (07/23/2016) [-]
#72 - My first thought was "little mermaid" and that dumb …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2016 on Disguise +6
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#76 - leonhardt (07/23/2016) [-]
Oh dude I hadn't even thought of that but you're right.
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