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#25 - it is impossible for god to be both omnipotent and righteous 12/21/2014 on even if you're not religious -4
#22 - yeah its for real my mom sells it in her shop 12/17/2014 on you may think your shit... 0
#9 - never again  [+] (2 new replies) 12/16/2014 on you may think your shit... +2
#20 - aniggeronaboat (12/17/2014) [-]
dude, is this for real? There's even a fucking Web site. I thought this was a joke, but it appears to be legit.
#22 - omnipotentsoap (12/17/2014) [-]
yeah its for real my mom sells it in her shop
#30 - but its not one its every year he plays, and on top of that wi…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/13/2014 on Faith in black people restored -2
#34 - anonymous (12/13/2014) [-]
Maybe he's not happy playing football? Maybe he wants to work hard and feed the people himself, rather than writing a check and letting other people do the dirty work?

Not to mention the fact 1000 acres of land will generate a shitload of crops, which I'm sure he sells for a great profit, allowing him to buy more land and farm equipment in order to feed more people.

Not everything can be solved by just throwing money at it. Sometimes you've got to get involved yourself.
#42 - anonymous (12/13/2014) [-]
with 37mil you can buy the farmland and give people jobs on it. maybe teach some black kids farming and employ them. it will generate the same amount of food and will people a perspective. yeah throwing money won´t fix everything but it is more effective to buy land and let people work for you than doing it yourself. as far as i know he isn´t a farmer either.
if he only did it to help people he didn´t chose the most effective method. he wanted to give a statement or wanted to have a break of his career i suppose.
getting 37 mil a year(i dont know how long this deal was meant for) is more than 1000acre of farming land will produce especially if a amateur does it.

tl;dr: use 37 mil to pay people to farm, it´ll help more than 1 amateur with a plot of land. if he needed a break from NFL it is reasonable
#216 - I would expand the game, This War of Mine, into an open world rpg 12/13/2014 on what if you could make an RPG? 0
#14 - there are plenty of dogs that are cute and lovable that don't…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2014 on Life is Beautiful +1
User avatar #15 - reaperriley (12/09/2014) [-]
due to personal experience my favorite small dogs are corgis and pugs. Don't like many others. Medium and big dogs are a different story.
#12 - I'm genuinely curious why would you want one  [+] (3 new replies) 12/09/2014 on Life is Beautiful 0
User avatar #13 - reaperriley (12/09/2014) [-]
My sister has a black pug. They are ugly as hell but god damn are they cute and lovable.

But my statement was that of a joke.
#14 - omnipotentsoap (12/09/2014) [-]
there are plenty of dogs that are cute and lovable that don't look like someone threw them at a wall, why pugs specifically
User avatar #15 - reaperriley (12/09/2014) [-]
due to personal experience my favorite small dogs are corgis and pugs. Don't like many others. Medium and big dogs are a different story.
#11 - whoops, their buggy eyes* 12/09/2014 on Life is Beautiful 0
#8 - I know this will get red thumbs but I hate pugs, I hate the wa…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/09/2014 on Life is Beautiful +16
User avatar #17 - weaponexplain (12/09/2014) [-]
Well I mean, they were bred to hunt lions. Most people who own pugs don't live near lions, so the little guys aren't able to fulfill their purpose. Give em a break.
#11 - omnipotentsoap (12/09/2014) [-]
whoops, their buggy eyes*
#10 - anonymous (12/09/2014) [-]
this. theyre ugly as shit. why buy a smushed dog. fuck that , give me a whole one
#9 - reaperriley (12/09/2014) [-]
God damn, I hate pugs. Their stupid little legs. Pudgy little bodies. Their smashed in faces.

God damn I want 20 of them.
#12 - omnipotentsoap (12/09/2014) [-]
I'm genuinely curious why would you want one
User avatar #13 - reaperriley (12/09/2014) [-]
My sister has a black pug. They are ugly as hell but god damn are they cute and lovable.

But my statement was that of a joke.
#14 - omnipotentsoap (12/09/2014) [-]
there are plenty of dogs that are cute and lovable that don't look like someone threw them at a wall, why pugs specifically
User avatar #15 - reaperriley (12/09/2014) [-]
due to personal experience my favorite small dogs are corgis and pugs. Don't like many others. Medium and big dogs are a different story.
#1603 - admin 12/08/2014 on insult the mods! +2
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User avatar #3 - gugek (12/07/2014) [-]
Good afternoon, i hope you have a fantastic day .
#1 - bitchplzzz (09/14/2012) [-]
Hey, bro
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