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#15 - potential lethal? are you retarded?  [+] (7 new replies) 09/13/2014 on stride gum +8
#20 - asasinmonkey (09/13/2014) [-]
And depending on the state your in yeah, any blow to the head in TX is considered lethal force.
User avatar #35 - slenderwolf (09/13/2014) [-]
Texan here, just wandering through, I don't know about that blow to the head bullshit, I've never heard of it, but lethal force is usually a case by case thing. If an eighty year old hunch backed woman taps me on the head with a cane I'm not gonna put a hollow point in between her eyes and expect the judge to give me a fist bump.
#51 - asasinmonkey (09/24/2014) [-]
Well in most cases a blow to the head can be considered deadly force. It may not be codified in the penal code but 90% of the time it can be considered deadly force.

Also just because im curious what part of Texas?
User avatar #52 - slenderwolf (09/24/2014) [-]
Sugar Land, within a couple hours of the East coast.
#53 - asasinmonkey (09/25/2014) [-]
Ahh Im up in The Woodlands area.
#18 - frijoles (09/13/2014) [-]
This a slightly older case, so you are forgiven for not knowing this, but potentially deadly is correct. The young female suffered devastating head trauma and was in the hospital for an extended stay. There was a time when long term brain damage was a very real possibility.
#16 - buffalogriller (09/13/2014) [-]
he's right tho, if you run someone over like that and they hit their head on the pavement or a similarly hard object there's a good chance they don't survive.

hell, you can even die from just falling over if you're unlucky.
#13 - that was incredibly stupid. he had better had a pretty good re…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/12/2014 on Scary monsters +23
#64 - skittlesinexcess (06/13/2014) [-]
He was Australian, that's what they do.
User avatar #24 - toosexyforyou (06/12/2014) [-]
"Get away from me"

"No, what are you gonna do?"

>pours 7 up on her
#119 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/13/2014) [-]
You forget the part where she grabs him and doesn't do anything for roughly 10 seconds and then he punches her. Like wtf
User avatar #125 - hellomynameisbill (06/13/2014) [-]
how else was he going to make her release?
if he pushed her, she could've fallen over.
and she wasn't listening to words
#82 - Picture 06/07/2014 on Homemade Fleshlight +10
#14 - Picture 05/19/2014 on bridge in iowa +11
#51 - If it aint got the snake, its not worth breaking the bank. …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/29/2014 on (untitled) +2
User avatar #77 - hourlyb (04/29/2014) [-]
There is going to be a GT350 version, and also a Mach 1.
User avatar #54 - pawnman (04/29/2014) [-]
Shelby's are the best Mustangs.
#29 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 02/24/2014 on Philosophy +51
User avatar #31 - whimsical (02/24/2014) [-]
Well he probably didn't mean it like that, I agree that working physical work for a living is good

But physical work can take it's toll, man
Once you start getting into an older age, back and joint pains will be more apparent and the work will just get harder to do

Arthritis can make it a bitch to do
#95 - worried (02/24/2014) [-]
so can high blood pressure, obesity, and stress related diseases
#28 - the **** is wrong with physical work? Working har…  [+] (12 new replies) 02/24/2014 on Philosophy +79
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User avatar #129 - hudis (02/24/2014) [-]
A lot of people consider it demeaning to work with anything below your level of intelligence. I'm not saying I'm one of those people, I'm just saying lots of people think that way.
#128 - ffinfinity (02/24/2014) [-]
My father worked in construction his whole life and now he has serious back problems which put him on disability for a number of years and required back surgery to correct. He can't work because anything puts stress on his back is bad for him. Even sitting for long periods of time.
User avatar #118 - nigeltheoutlaw (02/24/2014) [-]
There's nothing wrong with it, but I sure as hell don't want to do it until I retire.
#98 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/24/2014) [-]
Nietzsche would say that work is shamefull actually. Just saying.
User avatar #30 - hottbill (02/24/2014) [-]
Isaac Asimov once said, "For instance, I had an auto-repair man once, who, on these intelligence tests, could not possibly have scored more than 80, by my estimate. I always took it for granted that I was far more intelligent than he was.

Yet, when anything went wrong with my car I hastened to him with it, watched him anxiously as he explored its vitals, and listened to his pronouncements as though they were divine oracles - and he always fixed my car."

There's nothing wrong with physical work, it's just viewed as something for lesser intelligent people, and that is what is wrong with this country.
#137 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/24/2014) [-]
Because it is for the "unintelligent".

The reason why this mechanic can do what he does is because he does it all the time. He doesn't nessecarily do it well or efficiently, but he's the one who decided that he could stand the boring lectures you need to become a mechanic so that he can do the same thing over and over again until he dies.
User avatar #191 - crazyhindu (02/24/2014) [-]
who says he doesn't do it well? working on cars is actually hard for people who have no clue what they are doing and for those that do know what they are doing. you're telling me sitting through a boring lecture will teach anyone about that little niche thing about a car that only you and a handful of others picked up while insideit that makes the job x% easier?
User avatar #121 - imdatboy (02/24/2014) [-]
You misspelled world.
#29 - omgroflzomg (02/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #31 - whimsical (02/24/2014) [-]
Well he probably didn't mean it like that, I agree that working physical work for a living is good

But physical work can take it's toll, man
Once you start getting into an older age, back and joint pains will be more apparent and the work will just get harder to do

Arthritis can make it a bitch to do
#95 - worried (02/24/2014) [-]
so can high blood pressure, obesity, and stress related diseases
#8 - Marines dont die either, they just go to Hell and regroup.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/19/2014 on Marine Teacher +3
User avatar #12 - urinarytractinfect (02/19/2014) [-]
you got that right. all these other fuckers just talking out there asses.
#12 - So, ahem, does anyone have more of the first picture? for scie…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/19/2014 on TF2 soldier takes Dawn's hat +6
User avatar #27 - cacti (02/19/2014) [-]
I agree with this man.
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User avatar #31 - sanguinesolitude (02/19/2014) [-]
"science"
User avatar #32 - regularorange (02/19/2014) [-]
Aaah sorry I didn't get it.
#27 - too bad curls are for girls when thats all you do.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/17/2014 on Smooth +1
#34 - wolviewolverine (02/17/2014) [-]
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Seriously guys, do I have to explain everything to you?

Even without previous knowledge it was more than not a simple "hurr durr, I'd do routine" simple answer.
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