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#7 - Also, Military doesn't dictate where they get deployed, that's… 12/25/2014 on US battle plan: 0
#6 - I reeeeally hope you're trolling and not actually that stupid.… 12/25/2014 on US battle plan: +1
#8 - The issue was more of the fact that the US (Colonies) had no r…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/25/2014 on children +32
User avatar #10 - enkmaster (12/25/2014) [-]
No official representation, but the British made sure to get the opinion of a representative of the colonies. This person was Ben Franklin. he lied and said people werent upset and then boom, "we want independence war now."
User avatar #12 - heartlessrobot (12/25/2014) [-]
Yeah and look at how powerful one country got.
The question is, if the US stayed with England, would their ceombined countries have power similar to the US's, or would their power be closer to Englands?
User avatar #88 - Loppytaffy (12/26/2014) [-]
Actually, America would have been given independance a few years later (like Canada did) because England didn't have enough money to keep the bigger colonies in the empire.
England wanted to keep America, America was England's baby that was fought tooth an nail for againt France, Spain, Italian colony of unknown region, Germanic colony (probably Saxony or Hesse), Sweden (and Finland but at that time wasn't a country so said Sweden), and Netherlands. It wasn't a case of going in and overruling the less militarily advanced countries (India, Africa, Seychelles etc), and it wasn't a war trophy (parts of France, Spain, Italy ect), and it really hurt that America wanted war- look how much England is trying to still look after America despite everything.
However, the British Empire was failing, and America had to go, it was just infortunate that America turned nasty before a peaceful independance could be met.
#42 - wtfduud (12/26/2014) [-]
World domination most likely.
#65 - RiflemanFunny (12/26/2014) [-]
Pretty much this storyline....except almost everything...
User avatar #89 - Loppytaffy (12/26/2014) [-]
That is the result of losing to Napoleon, though. Britain fled to America because France was too powerful.
#13 - pjers (12/25/2014) [-]
about twice as powerful as both combined.
User avatar #19 - donbionicle (12/25/2014) [-]
In terms of what? Political clout? Natural resources? Military strength? There's no way to judge how any of that might have been developed to this point had the US remained a part of the Commonwealth. The US could be little more than a bigger, more Spanish-speaking version of Canada for all we know. And that's ignoring any outside influence from other countries.
#221 - This is why you're going to start seeing people being a lot mo… 12/15/2014 on The Media +1
#5 - read it again buddy... they got the same positions as the men …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/12/2014 on Equality +315
#95 - anonymous (12/13/2014) [-]
feminists dont read
#96 - anonymous (12/13/2014) [-]
feminist =/= feminazi
#109 - anonymous (12/13/2014) [-]
If they willingly associate themselves with sjws, then I will call them whatever the fuck I want.
#252 - What the **** ..? 11/25/2014 on Are you ready for a trip? +2
#14 - When another nation lands on the ******* moon, th…  [+] (26 new replies) 11/19/2014 on If moonlanding was to... +219
#72 - nightstar (11/20/2014) [-]
Maybe the US could have put a little German flag there too, since German engineers had some impact on the whole program.
User avatar #174 - muffaletta (11/20/2014) [-]
You can move to Italy, but you won't be Italian,
You can move to China, but you won't be Chinese,
but if you move to America, you're a god damn American.
#180 - anonymous (11/20/2014) [-]
Your nationality can change, your race cannot.

But it doesn't really matter, because a german working for americans, paid by americans, in america will make everything he makes (even if completely, and not in a group where he wouldn't even really matter).
User avatar #183 - muffaletta (11/20/2014) [-]
America was founded on a change of nationality.
#186 - anonymous (11/20/2014) [-]
Aren't pretty much most of today's countries too?
User avatar #191 - muffaletta (11/20/2014) [-]
America was the first modern country to be founded on immigration as well as integration.
#202 - anonymous (11/20/2014) [-]
Depends on your understanding of "modern". If you say from 1770 it's modern, then i guess you might be right. Otherwise no.

The way america was founded is not the last nor was the first.

Most countries that exist today fromed from different nations merging together, or nations wandering to new places.
User avatar #203 - muffaletta (11/20/2014) [-]
But America was the first to be founded by immigrants, for immigrants. As terribly as they've been treated, immigrants have been and will continue to be the foundation, cornerstone, and supports of the United States.
#204 - anonymous (11/20/2014) [-]
Where did you get that from? America was not the first and like i said not even the last.
User avatar #205 - muffaletta (11/20/2014) [-]
Well then what was the first?
#207 - anonymous (11/20/2014) [-]
the USA was the first on the Americas, in Europe the first one goes back as far as year 300 San Marino. In Asia it could be Vietnam. (goes back even more)

Immigrants are the basics of EVERY COUNTRY EVER MADE... pretty much.
User avatar #209 - muffaletta (11/20/2014) [-]
I'm sorry, I meant relevant countries, not one with the population of a small town. And it's probably not a good idea to use the most xenophobic race there is as an example of a nation of immigrants.
#211 - anonymous (11/20/2014) [-]
do you even know what immigrant means?

my understanding you use immigrants here to describe people from different nations/culture founding a country... right? because that's basically every country ever.

also you asked "first".
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User avatar #93 - oosime (11/20/2014) [-]
german engineers with us citizenships.
#23 - isabitofaplonker (11/19/2014) [-]
Well it wasn't really America's flag, it was Armstrong's flag. If you want to get technical about it.
#31 - Putthelime (11/19/2014) [-]
Pretty sure Armstrong didn't pay for his flight ticket and bring his own flag. Pretty sure Murica paid the way and scienced that bitchin flag to the moon. If you want to get technical about it.
#40 - isabitofaplonker (11/19/2014) [-]
Pretty sure it was Armstrong's, he made big deal out of it.
Besides, the fact that you're pretty edgy about it kinda makes me wonder what you're so fussed about.

Your moms vagina shat you out in good ol USA and you live a vicarious existence acting as if achievements done by people attribute directly to you?
In other words narcissistic patriotism that gives in to the stereotype of arrogant
Americans who, like Rome in it's last days are hopelessly infatuated with past glories because their future is empty and irrelevant.
User avatar #46 - necrophyxia (11/19/2014) [-]
I am America, can confirm that old America was better than what we are careening toward at present

That being said. I'll still be here when it finally hits the fan. Cuz Muricuh
User avatar #45 - mathmanchris (11/19/2014) [-]
Outch man, that hurt.
Also don't tell him that most influential science came from Europe at the time (and still does). Americans aren't good at rocket science, see Climate Orbiter, a 125 million dollar project literally blown to pieces because those retards used non-metric units.
#212 - isabitofaplonker (11/20/2014) [-]
I think it's best not to waste time trying to point out anything related to patriotism being stupid because Americans are probably the most patriotic industrialized country in the west, not to mention the most religiously orientated.

I think it's sad because I genuinely like their optimistic straightforward attitudes and they are much more sincere and well meaning than British people who I find fucking two faced and annoying being an ex-pat who doesn't live there anymore.
But Americans are utterly behind on so many levels when it comes to human rights, education, health care, discrimination, it's painful to watch honestly I feel sorry for Americans.

Americans don't represent freedom or democracy either, their economy and social policies only caters to the very rich at the expense of the poor and they impose stringent overbearing economic restrictions on their neighbours www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeHzc1h8k7o

I'm sorry if this is offensive because the butthurt on here is pretty horrific.
Why not just accept your country is an evil shithole like everyone else does?
User avatar #213 - mathmanchris (11/20/2014) [-]
Unfortunaly this video isn't available (to me). You're right on so many levels but I think you can't fight the American propaganda in people. This will be their demise and I'm sure we will live to see it.
#215 - isabitofaplonker (11/20/2014) [-]
I don't want America to face demise but to stop being this evil colossal behemoth of a country waging dirty wars and interfering with the affairs of developing nations, stealing their wealth and calling it ''Democracy'' I want Americans to have improvements in their outlook and education concerning these issues instead of this patriotic isolationist backlash and shutting themselves off to reality while becoming progressively nationalist and closed mindedly arrogant towards anyone that criticizes their country for what it is, an evil corporate empire that shits on weaker nations instead of helping them grow.
George Carlin, proof that not all Americans are dumbcunts.
User avatar #65 - itembox (11/20/2014) [-]
The climate orbiter blew up because the US used metric units.
#210 - anonymous (11/20/2014) [-]
"However, on September 23, 1999, communication with the spacecraft was lost as the spacecraft went into orbital insertion, due to ground-based computer software which produced output in non-SI units of pound-seconds (lbf×s) instead of the metric units of newton-seconds (N×s) specified in the contract between NASA and Lockheed."
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mars_Climate_Orbiter
In other words, international NASA scientists used SI units and America company Lockheed did not.

Thank you for being a retard and not even investing 3 minutes for research. Next time shut your stupid mouth and leave the talking to less imbecile people. You have a lot of opinion and very little knowlege, that's why nobody takes you seriously. Now piss off, dumbass and get back to playing Pokemon.
#56 - anonymous (11/20/2014) [-]
At least your flag is on the moo-
oh
right
#13 - USSR is no longer an official entity. US won. 11/17/2014 on Appropriate Add is Appropriate 0
#210 - UP michigan 11/14/2014 on Winter 0
#55 - 28 inches of snow in the last 4 days and more on the way. It's…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/14/2014 on Winter 0
#187 - jvizzlez (11/14/2014) [-]
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User avatar #210 - olinerocks (11/14/2014) [-]
UP michigan

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