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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:11/14/2009
Last Login:5/22/2015
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#100 - I live down the road from the Bell Witch Cave 05/19/2015 on Creepiest places on Earth #2 0
#113 - I am listed as "bruh" by my little brother. He is in… 05/16/2015 on Crazy GF 0
#150 - France dominated the Islamist elements in Mali. So no. 05/02/2015 on You dun fucked up 0
#64 - Blowjobs aren't that special. 05/02/2015 on But seriously, about the... 0
#113 - bruh. That is a story you should keep to yourself. 05/01/2015 on blumtr 0
#280 - Asians actually aren't really familiar with Nazis. It's why yo… 05/01/2015 on That logic though! +1
#233 - In japan is it is used frequently and openly in a buddhist con…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/01/2015 on That logic though! 0
User avatar #269 - leonhardt (05/01/2015) [-]
Yeah and no one in Japan knows what Nazis are.
User avatar #280 - olias (05/01/2015) [-]
Asians actually aren't really familiar with Nazis. It's why you have this weird Nazi fetish subculture over there but with very little awareness about what it stands for. There was one store that catered to this particular subculture that closed shopped when it was explained to them what exactly a Nazi was.
#229 - blasphemy. I've never had vegimite. Will I like it?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2015 on That logic though! 0
User avatar #336 - thirdjess (05/02/2015) [-]
Depends how much you like salt and or gravy.
#101 - Nah. Army takes the cake out of all the services for stupid …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2015 on Soldier returns home +1
User avatar #102 - dashgamer (04/20/2015) [-]
I'll take your word for it.
My doctor says my refraction is 8.5, if you know what that means. If you don't, I'll just say that without glasses my perfect vision has a range of 2-6 inches from my face.
#97 - I will say this, the Army does a fantastic job of guarunteeing…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/20/2015 on Soldier returns home +1
User avatar #98 - dashgamer (04/20/2015) [-]
Man, I'm pretty sure that whatever butt-fucking gayness the Army has in store for me, I've already experienced it ten times over as a Marine.
At the very least, I won't have to wear a napkin on my back as part of my uniform, haha.
User avatar #101 - olias (04/20/2015) [-]
Nah. Army takes the cake out of all the services for stupid shit. Just...trust me on this. It's a way bigger service, so basically, you have a greater bureaucracy plus the standards for a larger force are a lot looser so you get a lot of social deformities who would never otherwise pass muster in another branch. You get a lot of good folks too, of course. It's just numerically, it creates those problems.

Also how bad is your eyesight?
User avatar #102 - dashgamer (04/20/2015) [-]
I'll take your word for it.
My doctor says my refraction is 8.5, if you know what that means. If you don't, I'll just say that without glasses my perfect vision has a range of 2-6 inches from my face.

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User avatar #1 - konradkurze (03/10/2014) [-]
choke on a millions dicks, faggot
User avatar #2 to #1 - olias (03/10/2014) [-]
we are gonna be the best of friends.
User avatar #3 to #2 - konradkurze (03/10/2014) [-]
i dont make friends with assholes

just want to know why you are one
User avatar #4 to #3 - olias (03/10/2014) [-]
I am not sure what you are referring to actually. What prompted this?
User avatar #5 to #4 - konradkurze (03/10/2014) [-]
i asked someone else who that breivik guy is, and you redthumbed the comment

apprently youre asshole enough to hate simple questions
User avatar #6 to #5 - olias (03/10/2014) [-]
lel. Chin up, old chum.
User avatar #7 to #6 - konradkurze (03/10/2014) [-]
better i chin up than you having mens balls on your chin
#9 to #8 - konradkurze (03/10/2014) [-]
seek help kid
maybe if they get enough kids like you they can start an asshole recovery group and help you fit back into normal society
#11 to #10 - konradkurze (03/10/2014) [-]
ill drink your blood
#12 to #11 - olias (03/10/2014) [-]
3edgy5me
User avatar #13 to #12 - konradkurze (03/10/2014) [-]
fail
gabe doesnt go higher than 2
User avatar #14 to #13 - olias (03/10/2014) [-]
Fair enough.
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